#instead — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #instead, aggregated by home.social.
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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116549983941380947
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...
#Eurovision2026: #IF you can't #Fit your #MicroNuclearReactor / #SliceOfPizza into an #A6 #TransparentBag; #Then...
#DontBring your #ThermoNuclearDevice to #Eurovision2026... #BringPizza, #Instead... #LittlePizza - #NoBigger than #A6Pizza...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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https://www.europesays.com/ie/413625/ Married At First Sight Australia 2026 recap – episode 31: Wife snaps: ‘Ya cousin wants to f*** me!’ #2026 #31 #Adelaide #Airport #archnemesis #at #Australia #before #Billboard #bookended #cousin #declares #disaster #Éire #Entertainment #episode #F #first #greeted #hometown #husband #IE #instead #Ireland #loves #married #ME #recap #refuses #shes #sight #snaps #To #TV #visit #wants #when #wife #Wife’s #YA
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#Now...
#TheBFF has #Issued an #AdvisoryNotice on #ThisCake; #Because, #HealthWarnings...
#NotOnly does #ThisCake contain #SeveralSpecies of #Nuts; #IT also has #Fruits in #IT... #So, #IT's #Technically a #Vegetable and #IT's #Healthy; #Because, #Frooties are #GoodForYou, #ExceptStrawberries, which are #PotentiallyLethal for #MyLittleBigBuddy... #LikeKryptonite; but, #Fruity...
#TheAssortedFruits comprise: #Raisins, #Sultanas (#BasicallyGrapes), #Apricots and #Cranberries...
They have been #Soaking in a #CommonOrGarden #BreakfastScotch for a #WeeWhile; #But, #IF you don't have #AnyScotch, you can #AlwaysUse #GrandMarnier... #Or, #Cointreau (#IF you're #French)...
#IT can also be #Served with #Cigars and/or #MoreCigars...
#See... #VeryHealthy... And, #Multilingual...!
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #BeenTold that #ThisCake has to #Mature over #TwoDays (#AtLeast); #So, we're going to #Eat some #WelshCakes, #Instead... And, #SaveThisCake for #Later...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...
Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!
I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...
Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...
And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...
#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...
#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue
#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person
#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...
#ComingSoon...
#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...
#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...
#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...
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#NotDieselOil... Also, not #BeardOil...
#Alternatively, you can #UsePotatoes and #Make: #SnozzidgesAndMash, #Instead... With #OnionGravy...
#ProperGravy... #NotFromAPacket...
#HappyHappy #WorldSammidgeDay...! With #Snozzidges...! | #NoBaconRequired
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A $130M company faked trials instead of running our free OSS
https://virtualize.sh/blog/ground-control-to-major-trial/
#HackerNews #A #$130M #company #faked #trials #instead #of #running #our #free #OSS
fakeTrials #openSource #scandal #companyEthics #softwareIntegrity #techNews
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McMansion Hell, v funny. Also McMansion 101, really cool stuff, you learn why they're so bad.
#architecture #McMansion #design #real #estate #USA #home #suburb #sprawl #commute #big #garage #huge #house #roof #pitch #nub #gable #shed #flat #foam #columns #supporting #nothing #asphalt #instead of #landscape #huge #useless #spare #rooms #square #feet https://mcmansionhell.com/