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  1. My library has signage to make it easier to find its ballot dropbox. First time I’ve seen this.

    #WAElex #KCElex #Vote #seattle

  2. My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, open my lips;
    And my mouth will proclaim Quob praise.

    "5. Help me notice colleagues in need and willingly share what is needed to care for them (The Loose Canon, The Book of Piraticus, Chapter 8, Verse #10; “And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pieces-of-eight, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.”)"

    Glory be to the Meatball 🧆, to the Sauce 🥫, and to the Holy Noodle 🍝.
    As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. 🍜
    R’Amen 🍜

    2026-10-26T08:47:27+09:00

    #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #TheMeatball #TheSauce #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #FSMism #FSMist #Pirate #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary
    #날아다니는스파게티괴물님 #성면 #면발 #스파게티 #라멘 #파스타파리안 #해적 #성무일도 #성무일과 #매일전례 #시간전례

  3. My kingdom for the energy of a dog with the zoomies.

  4. My ballot has been accepted, yeah!

    VOTE if you have not already. In the US right now and everywhere all the time.

    #vote #elections

  5. My dinner tonight is going to be 6 apple cider donuts and thick teriyaki flavored dried meat stick, cause you know I care so much about having nutritious and well rounded meals.

  6. CW: Bloodplay, cutting, bodywriting, tummy

    My gf might’ve had enough of me bratting around >/////<

    #blood #bloodplay #knifeplay #puppygirl #bodywriting #transfem #masochism #cutting #tummy

  7. My name ain’t Dorothy, and these ain’t ruby shoes.

    ~ Jessica Andrews

  8. My Story.... I was using OLD browsers FINE for years until this V5 Mastodon changes (floating message box mostly)...

    so I tried #Supermium browser (it's "ok" with almost all things turned off) and is "portable" (no need install) as a middle-ground to google / modern stuff you can just download and delete this after:

    portableapps.com/apps/internet

    BUT I'm #unhappy and #complain #Mastodon is not as #simple as before :(

    (just a micro-blogging / forum site after all...) #complaint

  9. My ★★★★ review of The Death of Robin Hood on Letterboxd: boxd.it/gXZpiZ

    #265MovieReview #movies

  10. My books are available in many stores around the world.

    Check out the list here: books.creativeramblings.com/wp

  11. "My right to live with dignity should not depend on whether a famous author approves of who I am."

    📰 Open letter to J.K. Rowling: My humanity is not elitism
    lgbtqnation.com/2026/10/open-l

    #LGBTQ #TransRights #QueerJoy

  12. My first time doing visible mending turned out pretty alright! It was fun to do, too.

    And of course I've included a picture of the bandana's owner.

    #VisibleMending #Cats #CatsofMastodon #Dinosaurs

  13. My very popular #Pembrokeshire #JigsawPuzzle is back in stock! 🧩 It's one of my very best sellers, so if you'd like one, go here: janetomlinson.com/products/pem

    If you're a regular visitor to Pembrokeshire, and you & your family love to do a puzzle together over the festive season, make it this one. The long winter evenings will fly by!

    Price inc P&P to UK. Made in UK.♻️

    #visitwales #Jigsaw #Puzzle #jigsawforChristmas

  14. My first “I am old”-purchase as a 40+ woman: a new pillow.

    I keep waking up with neck pain recently, let’s see if a decent pillow solves this!

  15. My Husband and I Moved Abroad in Our 50s, Didn’t Want to Waste Time

    This story is based on an interview with Leslie Hodgin, a 55-year-old marketing consultant who moved from the…
    #Netherlands #Nederland #NL #Europe #Europa #EU #apartment #cost #dad #house #husband #johnlyman #lot #mom #people #perfecttime #richmond #seoul #SouthKorea #year
    europesays.com/netherlands/574

  16. My Analysis Of A Complete Meltdown In Wisconsin

    Before the season, I thought USC would probably lose to either Penn State or Wisconsin because those were games that Lincoln Riley really struggles winning.

    But never in my wildest dreams would I imagine Wisconsin would hold Riley to 7 points, the first time in his 10-year-career his team failed to score double digits.

    Wisconsin had 58 yards passing and only 200 yards of offense and still won by 17 points.

    It was an extraordinary result but it simply illustrated all the things I have railed against Riley for years and showed why his time has been up for a long time despite the delusional faction of pundits (mentioned below) and fanboys who support him.

    I’ve never liked the offensive lines under Riley. People swore all offseason this year was great because the entire line returned intact. USC rushed for 40 yards against Wisconsin when you took away the sack yardage.

    That’s unforgiveable, especially when it can’t ever convert in short-yardage situations. People love to focus on the wide receivers but good teams win by running the ball. I’ll never understand why so many are blind to this deficit.

    Even when USC was playing all those cupcakes at the outset of the season, I said the Trojans’ physicality was a problem despite all the offseason claims about the strength coach improving the team.

    Wisconsin gave USC a no-nonsense whipping from a physicality standpoint. Their offense pushed the pile and really gave the Trojans problems on quarterback RPO plays. Their defense was easily superior.

    Games are won at the line of scrimmage and Riley can’t handle these Big 10 teams that value strength. It’s a big reason he also struggled with Notre Dame and Oregon.

    Here’ the other thing: I don’t think Riley tackles enough in practice or holds physical practices. USC just looks flat-footed too many times on defense and that’s a reason why things look the same no matter who is the defensive coordinator.

    That doesn’t absolve Grandpa Patterson on that touchdown play where Wisconsin had four players defended by only two USC players. He didn’t have the defense aligned and didn’t call a timeout. Of course, the head coach should have called the timeout but he’s not paying attention to the defense.

    Also: Wisconsin won without even testing the shoddy pass defense!

    I keep saying Jayden Maiava struggles on the road. Oregon and Nebraska last year. Last night was a disaster. He cannot handle pressure.

    Then the special teams. USC hired Mike Ekeler but every game has at least one blunder on special teams.

    I could go on but let’s look at the big picture.

    Where’s Joel Klatt, Yogi Roth, Josh Pate, RGIII and Colin Cowherd? All they do is glaze Riley. What will they say this week? They have repeatedly embarrassed themselves with their defenses of Riley.

    I’m tired of hearing Riley and others say the culture has changed. The culture has not changed! It will never change under Riley. He has none of the leadership traits of John McKay or Pete Carroll.

    USC could easily lose three more games in part because Riley is not a leader of men. He never rallies the troops. He doesn’t instill any belief.

    Is USC stuck with him because of his grotesque buyout?

    Well, a solution would be if Baylor or TCU came calling for the Texas native. Frankly, he’s probably calling them first.

    But if he gets hired elsewhere, that salary could offset his buyout.

    That is our best hope to remove this fraud from a football program that is crying out for much more of a leader than him.

    #collegeFootball #featured #FightOn #FOOTBALL #usc
  17. CW: furry art, suggestive male nudity, muscle
  18. My 2023 Spending as a newly graduated Physics Ph.D. in the news.

    #data #dataset #dataviz

  19. My cousin from the “anything but real medicine” side of the family was convinced to see a doctor and get some labs.

    She had been putting it off for a year because she was convinced it was cancer.

    H. pylori. She needs a pepto bidmol and a Pepcid.

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