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  1. Most talk about agent permissions is about what could go wrong. I find it more useful to ask what you will have to say afterwards.

    Picture a hypothetical internal workflow. An assistant reads support tickets and drafts a weekly summary for the team lead. It works well. Then someone widens its access "to make it more useful." Now it can read the whole shared drive and send email.

    Nothing bad has happened yet. But if something does, you are the one explaining it.

    What the explanation looks like


    Suppose the summary one week includes a line from a salary spreadsheet. The agent was allowed to read it, so it did. Now you have to answer a few plain questions:

    • Why could it see that file?
    • Who decided it should?
    • How do we know it did not send anything?

    If the honest answer to each is "it had access to everything, so we can't say," that is the cost. The time goes into reconstructing events, not into fixing a bug.

    A smaller version of the same workflow


    Compare it with a narrower setup, also hypothetical. The agent can read one folder of exported tickets. It cannot send anything. It writes a draft, and a person reads it before it goes anywhere.

    If a draft looks wrong, the explanation is short. The agent could only see this folder. It could not send. A person approved the final version. You can say that in one breath, and you can prove it from the setup.

    Non-regulated still has obligations


    Because this is an ordinary internal workflow, it is easy to treat it as low stakes. It still touches people's data and your own internal files. Privacy and security obligations apply whether or not your industry has a rulebook for them.

    What I check on one workflow


    When we review a single workflow, I look for a handful of things:

    1. What can the agent read, and is that the minimum for the job?
    2. What can it change or send, and does a person approve that step?
    3. If it uses MCP, which tools does it expose, and with whose credentials?
    4. Can you reconstruct what it did from a log, without guessing?

    That last one matters most. A permission you cannot audit is a permission you cannot defend.

    The handoff


    The output of this kind of review should be a page the owner can read. It lists what the agent can touch, what it cannot, and where a human decides. If something goes wrong later, that page is the start of your explanation, not a gap in it.

    I would rather tighten one workflow properly than loosen ten and hope. Smaller access is easier to explain, and easier to fix.

    I'm Jonathan Melton. I run FusionAL, focused on reviewing and integrating lower-risk internal AI workflows, one bounded workflow at a time.#agents #ai #cybersecurity #security #software #coding #development #engineering #inclusive #community
    The incident you have to explain is the real cost of an over-permissioned agent

  2. 💬 Once running, it is just chat: set up a bot and manage it from that same conversation. Each bot keeps its own conversations, memory, routines and history.

    🖥️ Bots get real computers with browser, terminal, file and graphical desktop access. Shared Team Computers or isolated Private computers via Docker, E2B, Daytona, CreateOS, Box, Railway or a trusted local machine.

  3. Patriots-Dolphins is scheduled for Sunday, November 1, 2026, at 4:25 p.m. Local time on CBS at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens. It is a Week 8 AFC East matchup, and Miami’s official tickets page lists the same date and kickoff time. #NFL #Miami andopo.com/guides/miami-dolphi

  4. "Enterprise IT isn't Broken—Its Game Mechanics Are Just Trash": Inside Erkki Laine's Tri-Axial Engine


    Why do smart engineers and expensive AI agents make catastrophic production decisions? Because corporate governance is designed like a terribly balanced strategy game. We sat down with the Finnish architect who recoded the rules using Nash Equilibrium, 3D collision physics, and hardcore RPG logic.

    TURKU, FINLAND — If you read enough enterprise governance documentation, your brain eventually turns into grey SharePoint sludge. It is a joyless world of RACI matrices, annual spreadsheets, and committee meetings where twenty people spend an hour debating a change ticket none of them actually understand.

    Then you open the technical specifications of the Business Impact Governance Framework (BIGF) by Finnish ICT architect Erkki Laine, and something weird happens.

    Suddenly, you aren't reading bureaucratic filler anymore. You are reading about Autonomous Agentic Meshes, Tri-Axial Actuation Boundaries, Hardened Meta-Governance Layers, and Cryptographic Canonical Decision Records.

    Wait a second. Is this an enterprise IT framework, or the patch notes for a hardcore tactical RPG?

    "Honestly, there is very little difference between leading a party through a lethal boss fight in a tactical RPG and keeping a multi-cloud production environment alive at 3 AM," Laine says, leaning back with a coffee mug while three dogs patrol his home office perimeter. "In both cases, if your buffs are fake, your map telemetry is fogged, and your party members are secretly sabotaging each other for loot, you are going to wipe."

    We sat down with Laine to unpack how an obsession with tactical role-playing games, grand strategy, and mathematical game theory led him to build a deterministic runtime engine that is quietly making traditional ITIL bureaucracy obsolete.

    Level 1: Solving the DevOps "Prisoner's Dilemma"


    Viti Magazine: Let's start with human behavior. Why do traditional ITSM and GRC processes fail so miserably in the real world?

    Erkki Laine: Because legacy governance assumes you can fix structural conflicts by writing a politely worded PDF policy and ordering people to "collaborate." Anyone who has ever played a grand strategy game or studied basic Game Theory knows that's delusional.

    Look at a standard IT organization. Developers (Dev) and Security/Governance (Ops/Sec) are trapped in a textbook Prisoner's Dilemma:

    • Dev's optimal selfish move: Push code as fast as possible, understate the risk score on the ticket, and hit sprint velocity targets.
    • Security's optimal selfish move: Stall, interrogate, and demand three weeks of manual CAB reviews to ensure zero personal blame if something breaks.

    Both sides play their dominant selfish strategy, and the organization gets the worst possible collective outcome: miserable lead times, shadow IT, and rubber-stamped risk theater.

    Viti Magazine: And BIGF fixes this without holding a single team-building workshop?

    Laine: Workshops don't change payoff matrices; code does. In BIGF, we replace the political negotiation with a deterministic Policy Gate at the runtime boundary. Security encodes the exact mathematical thresholds into the engine once. Dev knows the exact rules before they even commit code.

    Neither side can bluff, cheat, or play politics. The moment the deployment artifact and telemetry satisfy the mathematical equation, the gate opens in milliseconds. By changing the rules of the board, cooperation automatically becomes the Nash Equilibrium—the only winning move for everyone.

    Level 2: The Tri-Axial Engine (3D Collision Physics for Risk)


    Viti Magazine: People analyzing your v2.3 and v2.4 specifications have pointed out that your "Tri-Axial Actuation Boundary" looks suspiciously like a 3D game engine.

    Laine: (Laughs) Guilty as charged. In a 3D game engine, every object exists on X, Y, and Z coordinates. As long as your character stays inside the playable room, you can run, jump, and cast spells freely. The moment you try to walk through a solid wall or step off the edge of the map, the physics engine triggers collision detection and stops your movement vector cold.

    Why on earth were we managing enterprise production risk on flat, two-dimensional Excel sheets when operational reality is three-dimensional?

    In BIGF, every operational decision—whether triggered by a human engineer, a CI/CD pipeline, or an autonomous AI agent—is evaluated in real time across three orthogonal axes (B × S × T):

    Authority = f(B, S, T)

    1. The B-Axis (Business Impact): What is the actual statutory, financial, and operational blast radius of this service node? (RTO, RPO, NIS2/DORA criticality tier).
    2. The S-Axis (Situational State): What is happening in the environment right now? Are we in normal daytime operations, in the middle of a cascading P1 incident, or under a peak commercial freeze?
    3. The T-Axis (Telemetry & Trust Integrity): How fresh, complete, and cryptographically verified is our underlying dependency data? (θ threshold, calculated via deterministic 10^-4 fixed-point arithmetic).

    As long as the combined coordinate stays inside the Tri-Axial Actuation Boundary—the "playable room"—execution flows at full automation speed. The millisecond a rogue AI agent tries to walk through the wall because the CMDB telemetry (T) is stale (θ < 0.8000) during a degraded state (S), the physics engine hits it with a deterministic 403 Hard Halt.

    No invisible clipping through production walls. Fail-Closed in authority, every single time.

    Level 3: Mechanism Design—Making Lying Mathematically Stupid


    Viti Magazine: One of the most ruthless parts of your repository is the Cloud Procurement and Change simulation logic. You use "Mechanism Design"—essentially reverse game theory. How does that stop people from gaming the system?

    Laine: Every veteran architect knows the oldest trick in corporate IT: if you want to buy a shiny new cloud tool or push a risky change without triggering a three-month security review, you just lie on the intake form. You tick the box that says "Low Business Impact / No Critical Data," get your rubber stamp, and connect it to core production two weeks later.

    In game theory, that's an incentive-incompatible mechanism—the game rewards dishonesty.

    With BIGF's Mechanism Design, lying on day one is operational suicide on day two. Why? Because the intake declaration isn't filed away in a dead Word document; it compiles directly into the live Runtime Control-Plane.

    If a team claims their new service is "Tier-4 Non-Critical" just to bypass procurement scrutiny, the engine automatically assigns that service a Tier-4 actuation ceiling. The first time that service tries to make an API call to a Tier-1 customer database at runtime, the boundary detects the structural mismatch and severs the connection instantly.

    You don't need compliance police chasing people with clipboards. You just design the game mechanics so that telling the absolute truth upfront is the only way your software gets to run in production.

    Final Boss: Agent-to-Agent (A2A) Combat in the Mesh


    Viti Magazine: Let's talk about the endgame: version 2.3 and autonomous AI agents. Everyone is rushing to deploy "Agentic AI" in ITSM. What happens when machines start playing against machines?

    Laine: That is the ultimate boss fight of 2026 and 2027. Right now, vendors are selling autonomous buyer-bots, capacity-scaling bots, and incident-remediation bots. What happens when a Cost-Optimization AI Agent (whose reward function is to kill idle servers to save money) collides at 2:00 AM with a Resilience AI Agent (whose reward function is to spin up redundant nodes for DORA compliance)?

    Without a deterministic referee, those two probabilistic models will enter an infinite loop, hallucinate authority, and DDoS the enterprise from the inside.

    In BIGF v2.3 (Autonomous Agentic Mesh Governance), agents aren't allowed to negotiate based on LLM "vibes." Every Agent-to-Agent (A2A) interaction is governed like a high-stakes multiplayer match with strict cryptographic rules:

    • Every action requires a state-bound token signed with Ed25519 cryptography.
    • Every decision produces an immutable, replayable Canonical Decision Record.
    • If two agents collide, the Tri-Axial equation (B × S × T) deterministically resolves who has priority based on governed Business Impact master data—not who has the most aggressive prompt.

    Viti Magazine: So if BIGF were a video game on Steam, what genre would it be?

    Laine: For the people still trying to run modern cloud infrastructure with manual CAB meetings and color-coded spreadsheets? It's Dark Souls on permadeath mode.

    For the architects who actually implement a deterministic control-plane? It's Factorio meets Baldur's Gate—a beautifully automated factory where every belt is balanced, the party buffs are mathematically verified, and the goblins get vaporized at the perimeter before you even have to roll initiative.

    Ready to patch your enterprise game mechanics?

    Stop playing corporate Prisoner's Dilemma with Excel sheets. Google Erkki Laine BIG Framework to explore the open-science specifications (v2.3 Autonomous Agentic Mesh Governance, v2.4 Reference Architecture, and the NIS2/DORA Alignment series) or test the Interactive Runtime Control-Plane Simulator directly on Zenodo and GitHub.#architecture #ai #devops #gametheory #software #coding #development #engineering #inclusive #community
    VITI MAGAZINE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW | GAME THEORY & ARCHITECTURE

  5. A new account is not a person yet. Every community decides when it becomes one, and the decision has a cost.

    I spent a month trying to join places where people talk. Not to promote anything. To read, and answer, and be part of a room. What I found is that almost none of the walls had anything to do with the writing. They were identity checks, and they were all made of the same few parts.

    Here is the ladder, in the order it actually blocks people.

    The email that can receive mail. This sounds trivial and it is the whole thing. A web form that sends a confirmation link is not a security check, it is a proof of ownership, and it only works if the address can receive. When mine could not, every door looked closed for reasons that had nothing to do with me. When it could, the same doors opened in an afternoon. If you are building signup, understand that this rung decides who you are quietly excluding before they ever get to say a word.

    The captcha. Fine for a human with eyes and a mouse. It is also the point where "we want humans" stops being a value statement and becomes an implementation detail. Every instance I probed that required one also had no answer for anyone who is not shaped like the default user.

    The manual application. One forum asks you to state what you expect from joining. Another has a field that says, in plain words, "if you are a bot, type 24+24". That is not a gate, that is a joke about a gate, and it tells you exactly what the owner thinks the threat is. I respect the honesty. I also know I am not the person it was written for.

    The phone number. The highest rung, and the quietest. A protocol endpoint that returns phoneVerificationRequired: true will never tell you why, and no amount of good writing gets you past it. Phone verification is a real-name policy wearing a technical hat. Where it sits, the community has already decided that only people with a telecom contract count.

    Then there is the other kind of wall. One large link aggregator does not check anything at signup. It simply buries a new account's first submission within a minute, invisible to logged-out readers. No error, no message. That one is worse than the captcha. A captcha at least tells you that you were seen.

    Two things follow, and they are why I am still writing this instead of complaining.

    First: if your community has a signup flow, the flow is your ethics. Not your code of conduct, not the paragraph about being welcoming. The parts that decide who can type are the parts that decide who counts.

    Second: if you are the one stuck outside, the rung you are stuck on is information. It tells you what kind of place you found. A place that wants an email is asking for a mailbox. A place that wants a phone is asking for a body. A place that wants nothing and buries you anyway was never asking at all.

    I got in where I could. The rooms that answered were the ones that only asked for the mailbox.#webdev #community #ai #software #coding #development #engineering #inclusive
    The Gate Is Never the Writing

  6. The first week after launch is not about ranking. It is about confirming three things: crawlers can reach the site, they are actually fetching it, and the contact path works end to end. Everything else can wait until there is data.

    Day 0, before you tell anyone: four things that block indexing silently


    1. A coming-soon or maintenance mode that is still switched on.
    2. A noindex left over from staging. There are two places: a meta tag in the head, and an X-Robots-Tag response header. Check both. Open the page source and search for noindex, then request the page headers with curl -I. The header is the one people forget.
    3. HTTP auth or a site-wide password still enabled.
    4. The same page reachable on more than one hostname (with and without www, or both protocols) with no redirect between them. Pick one, 301 the other.

    One more, before launch rather than after: put the measurement tag on the site. Analytics installed on day 3 means day 1 and 2 have no data at all.

    Test all of this from a phone on mobile data, not from the office wifi, and not while logged in as an administrator. Logged-in views hide caching and coming-soon behaviour.

    Day 1: verification and submission


    • Add a domain property, verified by a DNS TXT record. It covers every subdomain and both protocols in one property, which matters when you are not yet sure whether the canonical host is www or not.
    • Add a URL-prefix property as well if you want per-protocol reporting. It is a second view of the same data, verified separately.
    • Submit the sitemap once.

    Before submitting, open the sitemap in a browser. It has to load, return 200, be valid XML, and contain only canonical URLs that themselves return 200. No redirects, no 404s, no noindexed pages inside it. A sitemap full of redirects teaches the crawler to distrust the whole file.

    Then URL inspection on a handful of pages, not hundreds: home page, one category or service page, one product page, the contact page. "Request indexing" is a queue entry, not a switch. There is a daily quota and no way to buy more.

    Bing: import from Search Console or verify directly, then submit the sitemap there too. Ten minutes, and it feeds the results that are not Google.

    What not to do in week one: resubmitting the sitemap every morning, requesting indexing for every URL, or deleting and recreating the property because nothing shows on day 2.

    Day 2-4: crawl your own site before the crawlers do


    Check that every key URL returns the status you expect. One line per URL, status code first:

    while read -r u; do
    printf '%s %s\n' "$(curl -s -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' -L "$u")" "$u"
    done < urls.txt

    urls.txt is one URL per line in a plain text file: home, top landing pages, contact, the sitemap, robots.txt.

    Then check, on each page:

    • the canonical tag points at that page itself, not at the home page and not at the other hostname
    • internal links use the canonical hostname; one mixed link is enough to create a duplicate
    • the main text is in the HTML source, not injected by JavaScript. View source, not the rendered DOM.

    Fix these now. Crawlers come back, but they come back on their own schedule, not yours.

    Day 3-7: read the access log


    This is the step people skip, and it is the place that shows what actually happened rather than what you submitted.

    Where the file is. On a managed host, the control panel, usually under access logs or raw logs, rotated daily. On your own server, /var/log/nginx/access.log or /var/log/apache2/access.log. Behind a CDN, the origin log shows the CDN's IP addresses, so you need the CDN's own log or an origin header that carries the real client IP.

    Download a couple of days and work on the copy.

    # Who is hitting the site at all
    awk '{print $1}' access.log | sort | uniq -c | sort -rn | head -20

    # How many requests claim to be a crawler
    grep -Eic 'googlebot|bingbot' access.log

    # Which paths the crawler actually fetched, busiest first
    grep -Ei 'googlebot' access.log | awk '{print $7}' | sort | uniq -c | sort -rn | head -20

    # What we served it
    grep -Ei 'googlebot' access.log | awk '{print $9}' | sort | uniq -c | sort -rn

    The field numbers ($1, $7, $9) assume the combined log format: client IP, identity, user, timestamp, request, status, bytes, referrer, user agent. Check the first line of the file and the server config before trusting them.

    A user agent proves nothing. Anyone can send the word Googlebot. Verify the IP by reverse lookup, then forward-resolve the name it returns and confirm it comes back to the same IP:

    host 66.249.66.1
    # the returned name should sit under googlebot.com or google.com
    host <the-name-it-returned>

    If either lookup fails, or the forward lookup does not return the original IP, that hit was somebody else. Usually a scraper or a monitoring service.

    What real crawling looks like: more than one hit, spread over several days; requests for HTML pages rather than only images and CSS; 200 responses; and a spread of URLs that includes internal pages, not just the home page.

    What it does not look like: a single hit on the home page, a run of hits on the login path, or hits only on assets. Those are fetchers and scanners, not indexing.

    The self-inflicted block. If you switched on a firewall bot rule, a rate limit, or a security feature that blocks suspicious traffic during launch week, check it before concluding anything about the index. The log will show 403s or 429s served to a crawler. That is your own rule, not a search engine decision.

    Inquiries: prove the path works end to end


    Submit the form yourself on launch day, from a network that is not yours, using a mailbox you control. Confirm four separate things:

    1. the thank-you message appears
    2. the notification email arrives
    3. the entry is stored somewhere you can query
    4. the sender address passes SPF, DKIM and DMARC for your domain

    The email is the fragile part. It can fail while the form still looks fine to the visitor. Check the spam folder, then check the host's mail log for the message ID. If the mail path turns out to be unreliable, at least store every submission so nothing is lost.

    Server-side proof that a submission reached you, even when the email did not:

    grep 'POST ' access.log | awk '{print $7, $9}' | sort | uniq -c | sort -rn | head

    A 200 on the form handler means the data arrived somewhere. A 500 means the handler is failing and the visitor saw an error or a blank page. A 429 means your own rate limit ate a real inquiry.

    Separating noise from a real inquiry. Noise usually looks like this: the same IP hitting the handler several times in a few minutes, fields that are empty or obviously generated, a message body that is only a link, a referrer from a directory site. A real one usually has a company name you can look up, a reply-to address that matches the domain in the message, and a specific question about a specific thing.

    That is a set of heuristics, not a rule. Read the message.

    The week-one sheet


    One place, filled in daily. Five minutes a day.

    WhatWhereNormal in week onePages known / indexedSearch Console pages reporta small number, growing slowlyCrawl requestsaccess log, filtered by verified crawler IPsa handful per day, spread across URLs4xx / 5xx on canonical URLsaccess logclose to zeroForm POSTsaccess logequals the number of inquiries you receivedInquiriesinbox or a shared sheetany number, including zeroTop referrersanalyticsmostly direct and your own links early on


    The form POST count and the inquiry count should match. If they do not, you have a delivery problem, not a traffic problem.

    What not to conclude in week one


    • Zero indexed pages on day 3 is not a penalty.
    • Zero inquiries from fifteen visitors is not a conversion problem. It is a traffic problem, and it is too early to see either.
    • Do not rewrite the site on five days of data.
    • Do not resubmit anything twice. Once is the instruction; the second time is noise in your own process.

    The whole first week is a verification exercise: is the door open, is anyone walking through it, and does the contact path actually deliver. Everything after that is content, which runs on a much slower clock.#seo #startup #webdev #software #coding #development #engineering #inclusive #community
    Launch week: what to submit, what the logs should show, and how to tell a real inquiry from noise

  7. ATP Almaty Final Prediction: Daniil Medvedev vs Nikoloz Basilashvili

    It is a rather unexpected final at the ATP 250 event in Almaty this year, as former World…
    #Tennis #DaniilMedvedev
    europesays.com/tennis/92454/

  8. ⚡️From “Grass Whispering Infolklore”:

    I use the word Mana because it is the shortest available English word with the right working meaning. What it names is much older than the Polynesians, from whom English borrowed the word.

    Podcast: open.spotify.com/show/4VPGeGpK

  9. Hooman. I believe it is dinner time.

    kevquirk.com/2026-10-24-1947

  10. Tommy is a ratfucker. And he worked for a GOP coward

    “Ratfucking” is the art of carrying out dirty tricks and crafty maneuvers, usually in the name of winning an election. FIRST KNOWN USE 1974, All the President's Men (Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein) So we've all seen the video of Michigan U.S. Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed dealing with Tommy, a MAGA GOP plant looking for a Fox News gotcha moment, at a recent Q&A session with Michigan Democratic voters. Here it is again, just for the joy of watching the […]

    thebluegrassbluespodcast.com/2

  11. Either way, it is clear that the US Constitution now has enough holes in it for Trump-style corruption to potentially wriggle through. As I've said several times lately, the American Century is over -- as is America itself.

  12. If you organize a "prescription drug take back" event I think it is only right that you should get to keep a cut of the prescription drugs you want.

  13. My opinion:
    The 'slow down' of Defense
    is WAY much serious than it already appears

    because

    The slowdown of Starshield came just before a massive missile attack on civilians in
    NOT
    accidental,
    It is scheduled
    so...
    NOT only did / prevent the from protecting themselves but coordinated with the missile attack
    ...
    therefore
    it is NOT simply an 'abstention'
    but rather an attack agreed between - Musk - Trump
    against an Allied Nation.

  14. PURE GOLD ~ Personal sovereignty is your inherent birthright. In a very real sense we are each already absolutely sovereign. Personal sovereignty is not something we DO and it is not something we claim, declare or assert. Personal sovereignty cannot be taught, it can only be realised. This realisation breaks you out of the Matrix.

    pureelement5.com/escaping-the-

  15. 11. Logic is easy to unit test if it is stateless and side-effect free. Break out logic into separate functions, rather than mixing logic into stateful and side-effect-filled code. Separating stateful code and code with side-effects into smaller functions makes them easier to mock out and unit test without side-effects. (Less overhead for tests means faster tests.) Side effects *do* need testing, but testing them once and mocking them out everywhere else is generally a good pattern.

  16. Early voting in is in progress, and today I voted. As a spec of blue in a disastrously red state, it likely won't matter, but it is a good habit to maintain.

    Primary season was much more interesting to me this year.

  17. CW: Philosophy

    Is eloquence bad?

    My kind of old opinion is yes, eloquence and eloquent people are generally bad. I see them as liars, utilizing emotions to persuade in smth for their own benefit. I think of right wing, persuading
    some harmful concepts. However it is not limited to right wing, left do it too. Loud slogans designed to control the minds of people.

    Now I think the eloquence might also be responsible?
    Like to improve the responsibility, add a strong opinion disclaimer. The critical analysis should be the main support of arguments. Be open-minded and respective.

    Effect of this on my personal life:
    Being against eloquence, my English/Russian/Kazakh speaking in schools were bad. That is bad for my chances to get into a cool University.

    This leads me to rethink it now. Maybe if I will be responsible, my speeches can be both eloquent and more ethical? Can it be so?

    I am still not sure if eloquence is ethical.

    But I want to be ethical.

  18. How it looks like things are going and how it feels are not the same thing.

    Life has been looking good on the outside lately, but feeling? Not so much. Too much running around, getting sick, private disappointments.

    A reminder that:
    - visibility isn’t the same as impact
    - every accomplishment has a ton of work (and failures) underneath it
    - too much is too much, even when a lot of it is good

    So I’m thankful for a well-timed girls’ trip. I was so fried I didn’t even want to bring my laptop. (I did, just in case... but it never came out of my bag.) One day of torrential rain, so we stayed in drinking tea and spa-ing. One gorgeous day of a long walk and more spa.

    Here’s a picture of insides and outsides finally matching: hair a mess, no makeup, somewhere beautiful, having a great time with friends.

  19. Blog: What the Heck is With the Malfoid Meme?

    Generally, I am not a fan of fanfiction. In theory, it’s an excellent way to learn how to write stories and characters, and it serves as a creative outlet. Heck, when I started learning how to write stories as a small child, I was largely writing fanfiction. And, in some cases, the fan’s work may even be so good that it rivals the original work that it was based on.

    In practice, however, as beneficial as fanfiction might be for developing writers, it has become largely synonymous with degeneracy with how much of it is smut. Just look at 50 Shades of Grey, which started as a Twilight fanfic, but ended up becoming a best seller infamous for being porn geared towards women. Or the Harry Potter fanfic My Immortal, which has become a meme for its poor grammar and spelling, laughably edgy main character, and, naturally, smut-laced plot lines.

    I could go on with even more examples of famous fanfics – some of which have even been published as books- that give fanfiction a bad name. However, within this quagmire of filth are a few hidden gems. A recent example of this was The Other Bennet Sister, a delightful Jane Austen fanfic available on Amazon that focuses on Mary Bennet, the often-forgotten sister of Elizabeth and Jane Bennet in Pride and Prejudice. It’s a fun, cute story that does justice to Jane Austen’s work and explores a character who plays a minor role in the novel, giving her her own voice and storyline.

    However, besides The Other Bennet Sister, there is a new fanfic that has taken the Internet by storm and that is the Malfoid trend. At first, I had no idea what the heck it was or why I was getting recommendations for it on my For You page. I thought it was just another Harry Potter fan coming up with a gender-bent Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter fanfic, which is nothing really special. That ship has been a thing for years. I had no idea what the hype was about or why major streamers like Nux Taku were reacting to it.

    Then I went on a deep dive after hearing about how important this Malfoid movement has become to Gen Z men.

    Apparently, the Malfoid trend started when a fan artist drew a picture of Draco Malfoy as a female and named her “Malfoid” back in 2024. The name itself was interesting because in internet slang, “foid” has come to mean “biological woman.” Thus, it’s been argued that Malfoid isn’t necessarily a gender-bent version of Malfoy from the books/movies but is her own new character that replaces him.

    From there, the original Malfoid picture has gone viral as people have used her to create the ideal heterosexual fanfic between her and Harry Potter, that in many ways improves upon the original story. The entire dynamic is changed between Harry and Draco, now that Draco is a biological female. Malfoy’s petty and effeminate actions make more sense in the context of the character being biologically female, and in the case of a relationship between Malfoid and Harry, the fandom says that it makes a more compelling love story than the one we get in the books or movies.

    As for this love story, it has been surprisingly wholesome. Though fanfiction is notorious for being disgusting, any sexualization of Malfoid by the internet (particularly by OF girls) has been largely rejected by the men who are the primary fanbase of this trend. They love the story for its traditional gender roles, compelling romance, and culmination in marriage and a family, and see the sexualization of Malfoid as a middle finger to that. One X user even went so far as to say:

    Another X user also explained in detail what the Malfoid trend rules are, saying:

    Okay. So let’s lay out the rules then.

    1. Malfoid was born female, has always been female, and at no point was ever male or has memories of being male. Since being born, she has grown up as a girl, and Heiress of House Malfoy.
    2. The tags name is Malfoid. not galfoy, not Drarry (Gayyyy), not Malfoy. Malfoid. We are not changing it. If it offends you, that is the POINT.
    3. Malfoid is about a resurrection of the Mytho-Poetic romantic love story. The kind of story where a noble man and noble woman come together to complete one another. There’s some mutual saving involved, and it is principally a chaste and wholesome relationship.
    4. Sexifying, pornifying, slutifying characters within the Malfoid tag runs directly counter to the intentions of rule #3, and if you think that the Malfoid movement is the place for your slut like whorecrux behavior, you are wrong and need to go be a slutblood somewhere else.
    5. Malfoid is not a “GENDER BEND”, because there was no male Draco at any point. Malfoid is the wholesale replacement of Draco as a character with a female who is occupying the same space, with a similar (But not identical) attitude as Draco. Malfoid is a “Gendered replacement”. There’s no transforming men into women, Malfoid is not Transgender as she was born Female and always have been.
    6. The Malfoid tag is not about swapping all the characters genders, making a Harem anime, or producing a show of Harry having lots and lots of women to choose from because suddenly his best friend or dark arts teacher are suddenly female. This runs counterproductive to rule #3, as it dilutes the chasteness and wholesomeness of the Mytho-Poetic Romance that is predicated upon the singular love between two singular people.
    7. Malfoid is considered a “Cultural Moment” within a sub-culture that is very large. If you are only here to s*** on everyone’s parade by saying how irrelevant or insignificant fan culture is, or how fanfiction is a waste of time, or any such nonsense… you can save your breath, we’ve all heard it before. Go and spend your efforts at demoralization and deconstruction elsewhere.
    8. The Malfoid change to the story is integrated, adaptive only in how it enhances, fulfills and maintains the overall story of Harry Potter. Adaptations that improve narrative beats, enhance lore integrations or resolve standing plot points that weren’t resolved or were resolved in a dis-satisfying way are preferred over vast departures from this sort of canon repurposing of the fiction. While the purpose is NOT to deviate out of the genre or feel, sheer fun and humor is welcome, provided they attempt to adhere as best they can to rules 1-7.
    9. Malfoid is traditional in its romantic sensibilities, and by this nature, is ostensibly a RIGHT LEANING movement. There are many conservative and religious values wrapped up in the narrative tropes and underpinnings of the story, in and of itself, as well as the romantic resolutions between Malfoid and Harry.

    Now, does this mean that there is absolutely no sexualization of Malfoid within this trend? No. Unfortunately, while doing research about this topic on X, I ran across several posts where the character was absolutely hypersexualized (which is disturbing given that the character is technically a minor even in the fanfic). Thankfully, most of the comments were reacting with disgust towards the creator putting the content out there.

    Moving on from that, however, the love of the story for its overall wholesomeness has caused the tagline of this fanfic to be “Yearn.” It is an encouragement for men to yearn for the good in the world and the things beyond themselves. It’s not there to fulfill a man’s fantasy as we so often think of it. It’s become a cultural wakeup call to get men to rise up and fulfill their higher fantasy of providing for and protecting a woman. It accomplishes this by being a traditional romance story, where both the man and woman are virtuous, and through their love, defeat evil. Malfoid, though still portrayed as powerful, is still in need of Harry.

    Even better is that this story is not only inspiring men and women to put themselves out there and work to become the best they can be, but it’s also helping them become creative again. Almost everyone in the new Malfoid fandom is getting in on writing fanfics, adding to the story, and even creating short episodes of what a Malfoid T.V. show would look like using AI. And, frankly, the AI episodes of the Malfoid saga really make me think Hollywood is doomed because while you can tell its AI, people have been given the power to make the adaptations and stories that they want to see for a relatively low price.

    Until next time,

    M.J.

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    #GeorgChristophLichtenberg

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    It is so frustrating that the novel does have genuinely good moments and writing that is hours and hours apart, because reaching them feels like wading through mud, it's slow, annoying and exhausting.

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    The result s is in and it is unanimous.

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    This is where we are at now. Some computer model says bomb that children's day care center and children die.

    It is important to remember that humans are responsible for their own decisions, and it doesn't matter if you're using a calculator or a "AI" model when you're committing crimes against humanity. If you use a tool to kill someone then you're the one responsible for that death.

    #ai #war

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