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  1. YouTube video: “The Dark Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

    Me: *falls over in fits of laughter*

    #Folklore #ThreeBears #Goldilocks

  2. YouTube video: “The Dark Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

    Me: *falls over in fits of laughter*

    #Folklore #ThreeBears #Goldilocks

  3. YouTube video: “The Dark Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

    Me: *falls over in fits of laughter*

    #Folklore #ThreeBears #Goldilocks

  4. YouTube video: “The Dark Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

    Me: *falls over in fits of laughter*

    #Folklore #ThreeBears #Goldilocks

  5. YouTube video: “The Dark Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

    Me: *falls over in fits of laughter*

    #Folklore #ThreeBears #Goldilocks

  6. Dan Ives Calls SpaceX IPO A 'Goldilocks Outcome' That Signals Green Light For OpenAI, Anthropic Debuts
    atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug
    <p>Wedbush analyst Dan Ives on Sunday called the public debut of Space Exploration Technologies Corp
    #goldilocks #outcome #signals #spacex

  7. #KnowledgeBit: The '#Goldilocks #Zone,' or #Habitable zone, is the range of distance with the right temperatures for water to remain liquid.

    Discoveries in the Goldilocks Zone, like Earth-size planet Kepler-186f, are what scientists hope will lead us to water and one day life.

    knowledgezone.co.in/kbits/6452

  8. #KnowledgeBit: The '#Goldilocks #Zone,' or #Habitable zone, is the range of distance with the right temperatures for water to remain liquid.

    Discoveries in the Goldilocks Zone, like Earth-size planet Kepler-186f, are what scientists hope will lead us to water and one day life.

    knowledgezone.co.in/kbits/6452

  9. : The '#Goldilocks ,' or zone, is the range of distance with the right temperatures for water to remain liquid.

    Discoveries in the Goldilocks Zone, like Earth-size planet Kepler-186f, are what scientists hope will lead us to water and one day life.

    knowledgezone.co.in/kbits/6452

  10. #KnowledgeBit: The '#Goldilocks #Zone,' or #Habitable zone, is the range of distance with the right temperatures for water to remain liquid.

    Discoveries in the Goldilocks Zone, like Earth-size planet Kepler-186f, are what scientists hope will lead us to water and one day life.

    knowledgezone.co.in/kbits/6452

  11. #KnowledgeBit: The '#Goldilocks #Zone,' or #Habitable zone, is the range of distance with the right temperatures for water to remain liquid.

    Discoveries in the Goldilocks Zone, like Earth-size planet Kepler-186f, are what scientists hope will lead us to water and one day life.

    knowledgezone.co.in/kbits/6452

  12. Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

    (this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

    itv.com/news/central/2026-04-0

  13. Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

    (this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

    itv.com/news/central/2026-04-0

  14. Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

    (this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

    itv.com/news/central/2026-04-0

  15. Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

    (this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

    itv.com/news/central/2026-04-0

  16. Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

    (this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

    itv.com/news/central/2026-04-0

  17. Pixel:手機有「金髮女孩」規格不可取代,Android工程副總裁:AI將變得更主動、能預判情境

    中央通訊社 2026-02-06 10:20:00 CST
    Google 指出,手機憑藉其均衡規格仍是核心裝置,穿戴裝置則為輔助,建立協同代理人體驗。未來 AI 將更主動預判情境。台灣團隊於晶片與系統開發扮演關鍵角色。
    https://www.thenewslens.com/article/264481
    #Google #AI代理人 #台積電 #Tensor晶片 #QuickShare #矽晶片 #科技 #Gemini #手機 #人工智慧 #Android #Pixel #Circle to Search #Goldilocks #金髮女孩 #Venkat Rapaka #穿戴裝置 #Erik Kay

  18. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: This One is Just Right

    -> #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt #TimeTravelAuthors 25. Midnight?

    Above me towered the bronze statue of Peter the Great, snow clinging to his horse’s back. In the background, the voices of a choir rose, drowning out the sound of machine gunfire.

              I stuck around St. Petersburg
              When I saw it was time for a change
              I killed the Czar and his ministers
              Anastasia screamed in vain

    The cacophony was so loud that I almost missed the voice saying, “Папа, папа.” If it hadn’t been for the tone, I would’ve missed it. Claire was calling me.

    I tried to turn toward her but realized that I couldn’t move. It was like sleep paralysis, where everything was frozen except my eyes. When I squinted to the side, I looked out over a sparkling white field, like a #park or city plaza. It was a flat expanse cut in half by a glass plane that curved overhead. Through it towered the distorted shape of a can of red bean soup. Beyond that, I could see the inside of the cabin facing the bedroom. Floating above it all was Claire’s distorted, terrified face.

    Somewhere, a clock tolled the hour. Claire turned and walked toward the bedroom. The choir fell #silent, and the gunfire faded and vanished. Each booming chime broke the silence, stirring the snow. Large flakes drifted down, dislodged from the statue above.

    In the bedroom, three shadows danced in the air like smoke from a plague pyre.

    “This noose is too big.”

    “No!” I silently screamed, struggling to move.

    “This noose is too sloppy.”

    Peter the Great grinned down at me, his once solemn face now leering. It was a twisted smile that all but laughed.

    The clock struck midnight.

    “But this noose is just right.”

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  19. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: This One is Just Right

    #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt #TimeTravelAuthors 25. Does anything happen at midnight?

    Above me towered the bronze statue of Peter the Great, snow clinging to his horse’s back. In the background, the voices of a choir rose, drowning out the sound of machine gunfire.

              I stuck around St. Petersburg
              When I saw it was time for a change
              I killed the Czar and his ministers
              Anastasia screamed in vain

    The cacophony was so loud that I almost missed the voice saying, “Папа, папа.” If it hadn’t been for the tone, I would’ve missed it. Claire was calling me.

    I tried to turn toward her but realized that I couldn’t move. It was like sleep paralysis, where everything was frozen except my eyes. When I squinted to the side, I looked out over a sparkling white field, like a #park or city plaza. It was a flat expanse cut in half by a glass plane that curved overhead. Through it towered the distorted shape of a can of red bean soup. Beyond that, I could see the inside of the cabin facing the bedroom. Floating above it all was Claire’s distorted, terrified face.

    Somewhere, a clock tolled the hour. Claire turned and walked toward the bedroom. The choir fell #silent, and the gunfire faded and vanished. Each booming chime broke the silence, stirring the snow. Large flakes drifted down, dislodged from the statue above.

    In the bedroom, three shadows danced in the air like smoke from a plague pyre.

    “This noose is too big.”

    “No!” I silently screamed, struggling to move.

    “This noose is too sloppy.”

    Peter the Great grinned down at me, his once solemn face now leering. It was a twisted smile that all but laughed.

    The clock struck midnight.

    “But this noose is just right.”

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  20. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: This One is Just Right

    -> #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt #TimeTravelAuthors 25. Midnight?

    Above me towered the bronze statue of Peter the Great, snow clinging to his horse’s back. In the background, the voices of a choir rose, drowning out the sound of machine gunfire.

              I stuck around St. Petersburg
              When I saw it was time for a change
              I killed the Czar and his ministers
              Anastasia screamed in vain

    The cacophony was so loud that I almost missed the voice saying, “Папа, папа.” If it hadn’t been for the tone, I would’ve missed it. Claire was calling me.

    I tried to turn toward her but realized that I couldn’t move. It was like sleep paralysis, where everything was frozen except my eyes. When I squinted to the side, I looked out over a sparkling white field, like a #park or city plaza. It was a flat expanse cut in half by a glass plane that curved overhead. Through it towered the distorted shape of a can of red bean soup. Beyond that, I could see the inside of the cabin facing the bedroom. Floating above it all was Claire’s distorted, terrified face.

    Somewhere, a clock tolled the hour. Claire turned and walked toward the bedroom. The choir fell #silent, and the gunfire faded and vanished. Each booming chime broke the silence, stirring the snow. Large flakes drifted down, dislodged from the statue above.

    In the bedroom, three shadows danced in the air like smoke from a plague pyre.

    “This noose is too big.”

    “No!” I silently screamed, struggling to move.

    “This noose is too sloppy.”

    Peter the Great grinned down at me, his once solemn face now leering. It was a twisted smile that all but laughed.

    The clock struck midnight.

    “But this noose is just right.”

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  21. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: This One is Just Right

    -> #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt #TimeTravelAuthors 25. Midnight?

    Above me towered the bronze statue of Peter the Great, snow clinging to his horse’s back. In the background, the voices of a choir rose, drowning out the sound of machine gunfire.

              I stuck around St. Petersburg
              When I saw it was time for a change
              I killed the Czar and his ministers
              Anastasia screamed in vain

    The cacophony was so loud that I almost missed the voice saying, “Папа, папа.” If it hadn’t been for the tone, I would’ve missed it. Claire was calling me.

    I tried to turn toward her but realized that I couldn’t move. It was like sleep paralysis, where everything was frozen except my eyes. When I squinted to the side, I looked out over a sparkling white field, like a #park or city plaza. It was a flat expanse cut in half by a glass plane that curved overhead. Through it towered the distorted shape of a can of red bean soup. Beyond that, I could see the inside of the cabin facing the bedroom. Floating above it all was Claire’s distorted, terrified face.

    Somewhere, a clock tolled the hour. Claire turned and walked toward the bedroom. The choir fell #silent, and the gunfire faded and vanished. Each booming chime broke the silence, stirring the snow. Large flakes drifted down, dislodged from the statue above.

    In the bedroom, three shadows danced in the air like smoke from a plague pyre.

    “This noose is too big.”

    “No!” I silently screamed, struggling to move.

    “This noose is too sloppy.”

    Peter the Great grinned down at me, his once solemn face now leering. It was a twisted smile that all but laughed.

    The clock struck midnight.

    “But this noose is just right.”

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  22. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: This One is Just Right

    -> #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt #TimeTravelAuthors 25. Midnight?

    Above me towered the bronze statue of Peter the Great, snow clinging to his horse’s back. In the background, the voices of a choir rose, drowning out the sound of machine gunfire.

              I stuck around St. Petersburg
              When I saw it was time for a change
              I killed the Czar and his ministers
              Anastasia screamed in vain

    The cacophony was so loud that I almost missed the voice saying, “Папа, папа.” If it hadn’t been for the tone, I would’ve missed it. Claire was calling me.

    I tried to turn toward her but realized that I couldn’t move. It was like sleep paralysis, where everything was frozen except my eyes. When I squinted to the side, I looked out over a sparkling white field, like a #park or city plaza. It was a flat expanse cut in half by a glass plane that curved overhead. Through it towered the distorted shape of a can of red bean soup. Beyond that, I could see the inside of the cabin facing the bedroom. Floating above it all was Claire’s distorted, terrified face.

    Somewhere, a clock tolled the hour. Claire turned and walked toward the bedroom. The choir fell #silent, and the gunfire faded and vanished. Each booming chime broke the silence, stirring the snow. Large flakes drifted down, dislodged from the statue above.

    In the bedroom, three shadows danced in the air like smoke from a plague pyre.

    “This noose is too big.”

    “No!” I silently screamed, struggling to move.

    “This noose is too sloppy.”

    Peter the Great grinned down at me, his once solemn face now leering. It was a twisted smile that all but laughed.

    The clock struck midnight.

    “But this noose is just right.”

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  23. 🐢 Rue: the #programming #language that's neither here nor there, but promises the moon with #less #complexity than Rust and more ambition than Go! 🚀 It's like the "Goldilocks" of #coding, except you're still waiting for the porridge to finish cooking since it's a "work in progress." 🙄
    rue-lang.dev/ #Rue #Goldilocks #Tech #News #HackerNews #ngated