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  1. YouTube video: “The Dark Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

    Me: *falls over in fits of laughter*

    #Folklore #ThreeBears #Goldilocks

  2. YouTube video: “The Dark Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

    Me: *falls over in fits of laughter*

    #Folklore #ThreeBears #Goldilocks

  3. YouTube video: “The Dark Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

    Me: *falls over in fits of laughter*

    #Folklore #ThreeBears #Goldilocks

  4. YouTube video: “The Dark Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

    Me: *falls over in fits of laughter*

    #Folklore #ThreeBears #Goldilocks

  5. YouTube video: “The Dark Origins of Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

    Me: *falls over in fits of laughter*

    #Folklore #ThreeBears #Goldilocks

  6. Dan Ives Calls SpaceX IPO A 'Goldilocks Outcome' That Signals Green Light For OpenAI, Anthropic Debuts
    atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug
    <p>Wedbush analyst Dan Ives on Sunday called the public debut of Space Exploration Technologies Corp
    #goldilocks #outcome #signals #spacex

  7. : The '#Goldilocks ,' or zone, is the range of distance with the right temperatures for water to remain liquid.

    Discoveries in the Goldilocks Zone, like Earth-size planet Kepler-186f, are what scientists hope will lead us to water and one day life.

    knowledgezone.co.in/kbits/6452

  8. #KnowledgeBit: The '#Goldilocks #Zone,' or #Habitable zone, is the range of distance with the right temperatures for water to remain liquid.

    Discoveries in the Goldilocks Zone, like Earth-size planet Kepler-186f, are what scientists hope will lead us to water and one day life.

    knowledgezone.co.in/kbits/6452

  9. #KnowledgeBit: The '#Goldilocks #Zone,' or #Habitable zone, is the range of distance with the right temperatures for water to remain liquid.

    Discoveries in the Goldilocks Zone, like Earth-size planet Kepler-186f, are what scientists hope will lead us to water and one day life.

    knowledgezone.co.in/kbits/6452

  10. #KnowledgeBit: The '#Goldilocks #Zone,' or #Habitable zone, is the range of distance with the right temperatures for water to remain liquid.

    Discoveries in the Goldilocks Zone, like Earth-size planet Kepler-186f, are what scientists hope will lead us to water and one day life.

    knowledgezone.co.in/kbits/6452

  11. #KnowledgeBit: The '#Goldilocks #Zone,' or #Habitable zone, is the range of distance with the right temperatures for water to remain liquid.

    Discoveries in the Goldilocks Zone, like Earth-size planet Kepler-186f, are what scientists hope will lead us to water and one day life.

    knowledgezone.co.in/kbits/6452

  12. Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

    (this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

    itv.com/news/central/2026-04-0

  13. Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

    (this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

    itv.com/news/central/2026-04-0

  14. Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

    (this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

    itv.com/news/central/2026-04-0

  15. Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

    (this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

    itv.com/news/central/2026-04-0

  16. Not exactly #Goldilocks - and this April Fool (he committed the #crime on 2026-04-01) soon got caught by Smokey Bear 😁

    (this is why its not a good idea to overdo #drugs / #alcohol - it can lead to sketchy behaviour like this) #burglary #Nottingham

    itv.com/news/central/2026-04-0

  17. Pixel:手機有「金髮女孩」規格不可取代,Android工程副總裁:AI將變得更主動、能預判情境

    中央通訊社 2026-02-06 10:20:00 CST
    Google 指出,手機憑藉其均衡規格仍是核心裝置,穿戴裝置則為輔助,建立協同代理人體驗。未來 AI 將更主動預判情境。台灣團隊於晶片與系統開發扮演關鍵角色。
    https://www.thenewslens.com/article/264481
    #Google #AI代理人 #台積電 #Tensor晶片 #QuickShare #矽晶片 #科技 #Gemini #手機 #人工智慧 #Android #Pixel #Circle to Search #Goldilocks #金髮女孩 #Venkat Rapaka #穿戴裝置 #Erik Kay

  18. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: This One is Just Right

    -> #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt #TimeTravelAuthors 25. Midnight?

    Above me towered the bronze statue of Peter the Great, snow clinging to his horse’s back. In the background, the voices of a choir rose, drowning out the sound of machine gunfire.

              I stuck around St. Petersburg
              When I saw it was time for a change
              I killed the Czar and his ministers
              Anastasia screamed in vain

    The cacophony was so loud that I almost missed the voice saying, “Папа, папа.” If it hadn’t been for the tone, I would’ve missed it. Claire was calling me.

    I tried to turn toward her but realized that I couldn’t move. It was like sleep paralysis, where everything was frozen except my eyes. When I squinted to the side, I looked out over a sparkling white field, like a #park or city plaza. It was a flat expanse cut in half by a glass plane that curved overhead. Through it towered the distorted shape of a can of red bean soup. Beyond that, I could see the inside of the cabin facing the bedroom. Floating above it all was Claire’s distorted, terrified face.

    Somewhere, a clock tolled the hour. Claire turned and walked toward the bedroom. The choir fell #silent, and the gunfire faded and vanished. Each booming chime broke the silence, stirring the snow. Large flakes drifted down, dislodged from the statue above.

    In the bedroom, three shadows danced in the air like smoke from a plague pyre.

    “This noose is too big.”

    “No!” I silently screamed, struggling to move.

    “This noose is too sloppy.”

    Peter the Great grinned down at me, his once solemn face now leering. It was a twisted smile that all but laughed.

    The clock struck midnight.

    “But this noose is just right.”

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  19. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: This One is Just Right

    -> #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt #TimeTravelAuthors 25. Midnight?

    Above me towered the bronze statue of Peter the Great, snow clinging to his horse’s back. In the background, the voices of a choir rose, drowning out the sound of machine gunfire.

              I stuck around St. Petersburg
              When I saw it was time for a change
              I killed the Czar and his ministers
              Anastasia screamed in vain

    The cacophony was so loud that I almost missed the voice saying, “Папа, папа.” If it hadn’t been for the tone, I would’ve missed it. Claire was calling me.

    I tried to turn toward her but realized that I couldn’t move. It was like sleep paralysis, where everything was frozen except my eyes. When I squinted to the side, I looked out over a sparkling white field, like a #park or city plaza. It was a flat expanse cut in half by a glass plane that curved overhead. Through it towered the distorted shape of a can of red bean soup. Beyond that, I could see the inside of the cabin facing the bedroom. Floating above it all was Claire’s distorted, terrified face.

    Somewhere, a clock tolled the hour. Claire turned and walked toward the bedroom. The choir fell #silent, and the gunfire faded and vanished. Each booming chime broke the silence, stirring the snow. Large flakes drifted down, dislodged from the statue above.

    In the bedroom, three shadows danced in the air like smoke from a plague pyre.

    “This noose is too big.”

    “No!” I silently screamed, struggling to move.

    “This noose is too sloppy.”

    Peter the Great grinned down at me, his once solemn face now leering. It was a twisted smile that all but laughed.

    The clock struck midnight.

    “But this noose is just right.”

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  20. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: This One is Just Right

    -> #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt #TimeTravelAuthors 25. Midnight?

    Above me towered the bronze statue of Peter the Great, snow clinging to his horse’s back. In the background, the voices of a choir rose, drowning out the sound of machine gunfire.

              I stuck around St. Petersburg
              When I saw it was time for a change
              I killed the Czar and his ministers
              Anastasia screamed in vain

    The cacophony was so loud that I almost missed the voice saying, “Папа, папа.” If it hadn’t been for the tone, I would’ve missed it. Claire was calling me.

    I tried to turn toward her but realized that I couldn’t move. It was like sleep paralysis, where everything was frozen except my eyes. When I squinted to the side, I looked out over a sparkling white field, like a #park or city plaza. It was a flat expanse cut in half by a glass plane that curved overhead. Through it towered the distorted shape of a can of red bean soup. Beyond that, I could see the inside of the cabin facing the bedroom. Floating above it all was Claire’s distorted, terrified face.

    Somewhere, a clock tolled the hour. Claire turned and walked toward the bedroom. The choir fell #silent, and the gunfire faded and vanished. Each booming chime broke the silence, stirring the snow. Large flakes drifted down, dislodged from the statue above.

    In the bedroom, three shadows danced in the air like smoke from a plague pyre.

    “This noose is too big.”

    “No!” I silently screamed, struggling to move.

    “This noose is too sloppy.”

    Peter the Great grinned down at me, his once solemn face now leering. It was a twisted smile that all but laughed.

    The clock struck midnight.

    “But this noose is just right.”

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  21. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: This One is Just Right

    -> #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt #TimeTravelAuthors 25. Midnight?

    Above me towered the bronze statue of Peter the Great, snow clinging to his horse’s back. In the background, the voices of a choir rose, drowning out the sound of machine gunfire.

              I stuck around St. Petersburg
              When I saw it was time for a change
              I killed the Czar and his ministers
              Anastasia screamed in vain

    The cacophony was so loud that I almost missed the voice saying, “Папа, папа.” If it hadn’t been for the tone, I would’ve missed it. Claire was calling me.

    I tried to turn toward her but realized that I couldn’t move. It was like sleep paralysis, where everything was frozen except my eyes. When I squinted to the side, I looked out over a sparkling white field, like a #park or city plaza. It was a flat expanse cut in half by a glass plane that curved overhead. Through it towered the distorted shape of a can of red bean soup. Beyond that, I could see the inside of the cabin facing the bedroom. Floating above it all was Claire’s distorted, terrified face.

    Somewhere, a clock tolled the hour. Claire turned and walked toward the bedroom. The choir fell #silent, and the gunfire faded and vanished. Each booming chime broke the silence, stirring the snow. Large flakes drifted down, dislodged from the statue above.

    In the bedroom, three shadows danced in the air like smoke from a plague pyre.

    “This noose is too big.”

    “No!” I silently screamed, struggling to move.

    “This noose is too sloppy.”

    Peter the Great grinned down at me, his once solemn face now leering. It was a twisted smile that all but laughed.

    The clock struck midnight.

    “But this noose is just right.”

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  22. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: This One is Just Right

    #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt #TimeTravelAuthors 25. Does anything happen at midnight?

    Above me towered the bronze statue of Peter the Great, snow clinging to his horse’s back. In the background, the voices of a choir rose, drowning out the sound of machine gunfire.

              I stuck around St. Petersburg
              When I saw it was time for a change
              I killed the Czar and his ministers
              Anastasia screamed in vain

    The cacophony was so loud that I almost missed the voice saying, “Папа, папа.” If it hadn’t been for the tone, I would’ve missed it. Claire was calling me.

    I tried to turn toward her but realized that I couldn’t move. It was like sleep paralysis, where everything was frozen except my eyes. When I squinted to the side, I looked out over a sparkling white field, like a #park or city plaza. It was a flat expanse cut in half by a glass plane that curved overhead. Through it towered the distorted shape of a can of red bean soup. Beyond that, I could see the inside of the cabin facing the bedroom. Floating above it all was Claire’s distorted, terrified face.

    Somewhere, a clock tolled the hour. Claire turned and walked toward the bedroom. The choir fell #silent, and the gunfire faded and vanished. Each booming chime broke the silence, stirring the snow. Large flakes drifted down, dislodged from the statue above.

    In the bedroom, three shadows danced in the air like smoke from a plague pyre.

    “This noose is too big.”

    “No!” I silently screamed, struggling to move.

    “This noose is too sloppy.”

    Peter the Great grinned down at me, his once solemn face now leering. It was a twisted smile that all but laughed.

    The clock struck midnight.

    “But this noose is just right.”

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  23. 🐢 Rue: the #programming #language that's neither here nor there, but promises the moon with #less #complexity than Rust and more ambition than Go! 🚀 It's like the "Goldilocks" of #coding, except you're still waiting for the porridge to finish cooking since it's a "work in progress." 🙄
    rue-lang.dev/ #Rue #Goldilocks #Tech #News #HackerNews #ngated

  24. 🐢 Rue: the #programming #language that's neither here nor there, but promises the moon with #less #complexity than Rust and more ambition than Go! 🚀 It's like the "Goldilocks" of #coding, except you're still waiting for the porridge to finish cooking since it's a "work in progress." 🙄
    rue-lang.dev/ #Rue #Goldilocks #Tech #News #HackerNews #ngated

  25. 🐢 Rue: the #programming #language that's neither here nor there, but promises the moon with #less #complexity than Rust and more ambition than Go! 🚀 It's like the "Goldilocks" of #coding, except you're still waiting for the porridge to finish cooking since it's a "work in progress." 🙄
    rue-lang.dev/ #Rue #Goldilocks #Tech #News #HackerNews #ngated

  26. 🐢 Rue: the #programming #language that's neither here nor there, but promises the moon with #less #complexity than Rust and more ambition than Go! 🚀 It's like the "Goldilocks" of #coding, except you're still waiting for the porridge to finish cooking since it's a "work in progress." 🙄
    rue-lang.dev/ #Rue #Goldilocks #Tech #News #HackerNews #ngated

  27. @tg9541 I call it a #Goldilocks #cycling day. Very wet in the UK today but we are promised one tomorrow!

  28. @tg9541 I call it a #Goldilocks #cycling day. Very wet in the UK today but we are promised one tomorrow!

  29. @tg9541 I call it a #Goldilocks #cycling day. Very wet in the UK today but we are promised one tomorrow!

  30. @tg9541 I call it a #Goldilocks #cycling day. Very wet in the UK today but we are promised one tomorrow!

  31. @tg9541 I call it a #Goldilocks #cycling day. Very wet in the UK today but we are promised one tomorrow!

  32. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: And This One is Too Cold

    #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt 12/14 #TimeTravelAuthors 12/13 #WordWeavers 12/14: injuries

    “We need to get out of here!” I yelled as soon as I had recovered from seeing my wife burned at the stake.

    “We can’t leave her,” Claire sobbed. But I knew my duty and what Rebecca would have wanted. That was to get our daughter to safety. I could return here with a priest or a medium or someone else—anyone—to see if we could recall Rebecca.

    I grabbed Claire and dragged her to the door. She kicked and screamed. Her nails tore at my hands, but I held on. Finally, she broke free when I tried to open the cabin door.

    For a second, I was paralyzed, torn between opening the door and catching her again. Then, there was a #popping noise, and I felt a sharp pain run down my back. Only after I’d hit the floor did I realize what had happened. I had thrown out my back while trying to do both.

    It was an old injury, but when it went out, I couldn’t move for weeks.

    Paralyzed, I watched Claire run to the bedroom, screaming her mother’s name. “Rebecca! Mommy!

    Then silence fell.

    “Claire, honey. Help me.” I called. “We need to get out of here so we can bring someone back to rescue Mom.” I wasn’t #optimistic, though. Laying her soul to rest was probably the best we could do.

    I waited, #hoping I’d convinced Claire.

    “Okay,” she replied, coming out of the bedroom. Sparkling white gems dangled from the torn fabric of her white dress. The words “Anastasia screamed in vain” came to me from somewhere.

    I shivered when she spoke again, in a #faraway, forlorn voice: “They came for them. Мама, папа.”

    Slowly, her eyes focused.

    “I’ll help you, папа,” she continued, her voice still dreamy.

    She re-entered the bedroom, where I could see her next to a chest of drawers. When she pulled out the first drawer, she dumped it out. Clothes, a length of rope, and other odds clattered to the floor.

    “This one is too messy,” she chanted. I heard the next drawer and chant, “And this one is too empty.”

    Finally, she opened the bottom drawer and took something out.

    “And this one is so cute. The Santa looks just like you, папа.”

    She held a snow globe depicting Santa in a town square. In the background, a palace stood amid snowdrifts. When she shook it, snow flew—dazzling, blinding, a sheet that obscured the room.

    She repeated, “Just like you.”

    The snow brushed my face. In the background, I heard a horse scream and a gunshot.

    3/4

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA

  33. #Goldilocks and Three Grim Fates: And This One is Too Cold

    #Mythpunk #Horror
    #Wss366 #Mastoprompt 12/14 #TimeTravelAuthors 12/13 #WordWeavers 12/14: injuries

    “We need to get out of here!” I yelled as soon as I had recovered from seeing my wife burned at the stake.

    “We can’t leave her,” Claire sobbed. But I knew my duty and what Rebecca would have wanted. That was to get our daughter to safety. I could return here with a priest or a medium or someone else—anyone—to see if we could recall Rebecca.

    I grabbed Claire and dragged her to the door. She kicked and screamed. Her nails tore at my hands, but I held on. Finally, she broke free when I tried to open the cabin door.

    For a second, I was paralyzed, torn between opening the door and catching her again. Then, there was a #popping noise, and I felt a sharp pain run down my back. Only after I’d hit the floor did I realize what had happened. I had thrown out my back while trying to do both.

    It was an old injury, but when it went out, I couldn’t move for weeks.

    Paralyzed, I watched Claire run to the bedroom, screaming her mother’s name. “Rebecca! Mommy!

    Then silence fell.

    “Claire, honey. Help me.” I called. “We need to get out of here so we can bring someone back to rescue Mom.” I wasn’t #optimistic, though. Laying her soul to rest was probably the best we could do.

    I waited, #hoping I’d convinced Claire.

    “Okay,” she replied, coming out of the bedroom. Sparkling white gems dangled from the torn fabric of her white dress. The words “Anastasia screamed in vain” came to me from somewhere.

    I shivered when she spoke again, in a #faraway, forlorn voice: “They came for them. Мама, папа.”

    Slowly, her eyes focused.

    “I’ll help you, папа,” she continued, her voice still dreamy.

    She re-entered the bedroom, where I could see her next to a chest of drawers. When she pulled out the first drawer, she dumped it out. Clothes, a length of rope, and other odds clattered to the floor.

    “This one is too messy,” she chanted. I heard the next drawer and chant, “And this one is too empty.”

    Finally, she opened the bottom drawer and took something out.

    “And this one is so cute. The Santa looks just like you, папа.”

    She held a snow globe depicting Santa in a town square. In the background, a palace stood amid snowdrifts. When she shook it, snow flew—dazzling, blinding, a sheet that obscured the room.

    She repeated, “Just like you.”

    The snow brushed my face. In the background, I heard a horse scream and a gunshot.

    3/4

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #NMFic #NMV366 #NMSAM #NMTTA