“No, no, no! I don’t want to hear a squeak. You sound like you're auditioning for a haunted house!”
“And you, front door, no more clicking. Let the key slide in easily, then do an effortless turn. Tumblers should do their tricks silently.”
The knobs to the maid’s room whispered so Butler’s Pantry’s Knob couldn’t overhear them, “He is such a nob.”