#buzzwordbingo — Public Fediverse posts

📅🛡️ "We have a year to fix everything" 😱—because nothing screams #urgency like a vague deadline and buzzword bingo. 🤔🔧 Let's all panic about things we can't possibly solve in 12 months. Meanwhile, #hackers 🤖 are eagerly awaiting their turn to be the stars of next year’s drama series. 🎭💻
https://jyn.dev/a-year-to-fix-security/ #buzzwordbingo #dramaseries #techpanic #HackerNews #ngated

📅🛡️ "We have a year to fix everything" 😱—because nothing screams #urgency like a vague deadline and buzzword bingo. 🤔🔧 Let's all panic about things we can't possibly solve in 12 months. Meanwhile, #hackers 🤖 are eagerly awaiting their turn to be the stars of next year’s drama series. 🎭💻
https://jyn.dev/a-year-to-fix-security/ #buzzwordbingo #dramaseries #techpanic #HackerNews #ngated

📅🛡️ "We have a year to fix everything" 😱—because nothing screams #urgency like a vague deadline and buzzword bingo. 🤔🔧 Let's all panic about things we can't possibly solve in 12 months. Meanwhile, #hackers 🤖 are eagerly awaiting their turn to be the stars of next year’s drama series. 🎭💻
https://jyn.dev/a-year-to-fix-security/ #buzzwordbingo #dramaseries #techpanic #HackerNews #ngated

📅🛡️ "We have a year to fix everything" 😱—because nothing screams #urgency like a vague deadline and buzzword bingo. 🤔🔧 Let's all panic about things we can't possibly solve in 12 months. Meanwhile, #hackers 🤖 are eagerly awaiting their turn to be the stars of next year’s drama series. 🎭💻
https://jyn.dev/a-year-to-fix-security/ #buzzwordbingo #dramaseries #techpanic #HackerNews #ngated

📅🛡️ "We have a year to fix everything" 😱—because nothing screams #urgency like a vague deadline and buzzword bingo. 🤔🔧 Let's all panic about things we can't possibly solve in 12 months. Meanwhile, #hackers 🤖 are eagerly awaiting their turn to be the stars of next year’s drama series. 🎭💻
https://jyn.dev/a-year-to-fix-security/ #buzzwordbingo #dramaseries #techpanic #HackerNews #ngated

🍏🔪 #Apple thinks it's clever by running #ONNX in a browser, promising AI-powered Gaussian Splats—because nothing screams cutting-edge tech like mathematical blobs. 🖥️🤖 GitHub's turning into a buzzword bingo, but hey, at least the navigation menu's toggle switch works. 🎉🙄
https://github.com/bring-shrubbery/ml-sharp-web #AI #GaussianSplats #GitHub #BuzzwordBingo #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

The Atlanta Fed has confidently declared a -2.8% #GDP #forecast like a weather report predicting yesterday's rain. ☔ With more buzzwords than a Silicon Valley elevator pitch, this article throws around stats like confetti at a party nobody wanted to attend. 🎉📉
https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow #AtlantaFed #EconomicTrends #BuzzwordBingo #MarketStats #EconomicForecast #HackerNews #ngated

@reutlingen mit einem #Plan 👓 wäre die #Digitalisierung natürlich etwas zielgerichteter 🎯 (und glaubwürdiger 🤥)

#BuzzwordBingo #Aktionismus #KreativeStatistik #Reutlingen #SmartCity #OpenData #DiePartei