#overlords — Public Fediverse posts

Ah, yes, yet another "groundbreaking" paper on #memory #management for AI—because clearly, that's what’s been holding back our sentient #robot #overlords from taking over the world. 🤖🔍 Who knew that the future of #AI depended on making sure it remembers as well as a #goldfish at a sushi bar? 🐠🍣
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.12357 #Groundbreaking #Research #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, yet another "groundbreaking" paper on #memory #management for AI—because clearly, that's what’s been holding back our sentient #robot #overlords from taking over the world. 🤖🔍 Who knew that the future of #AI depended on making sure it remembers as well as a #goldfish at a sushi bar? 🐠🍣
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.12357 #Groundbreaking #Research #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, yet another "groundbreaking" paper on #memory #management for AI—because clearly, that's what’s been holding back our sentient #robot #overlords from taking over the world. 🤖🔍 Who knew that the future of #AI depended on making sure it remembers as well as a #goldfish at a sushi bar? 🐠🍣
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.12357 #Groundbreaking #Research #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, yet another "groundbreaking" paper on #memory #management for AI—because clearly, that's what’s been holding back our sentient #robot #overlords from taking over the world. 🤖🔍 Who knew that the future of #AI depended on making sure it remembers as well as a #goldfish at a sushi bar? 🐠🍣
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.12357 #Groundbreaking #Research #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, yet another "groundbreaking" paper on #memory #management for AI—because clearly, that's what’s been holding back our sentient #robot #overlords from taking over the world. 🤖🔍 Who knew that the future of #AI depended on making sure it remembers as well as a #goldfish at a sushi bar? 🐠🍣
https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.12357 #Groundbreaking #Research #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Another day, another incomprehensible jargon-filled soup about how machines are getting better at understanding pictures and words. Who knew that blending buzzwords with indecipherable acronyms could make #AI sound like it just discovered fire? 🔥 Let's all pretend we're not terrified by the impending takeover of our #multimodal #overlords. 🚀
https://arxiv.org/abs/2604.26752 #Revolution #Jargon #Overload #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Another day, another incomprehensible jargon-filled soup about how machines are getting better at understanding pictures and words. Who knew that blending buzzwords with indecipherable acronyms could make #AI sound like it just discovered fire? 🔥 Let's all pretend we're not terrified by the impending takeover of our #multimodal #overlords. 🚀
https://arxiv.org/abs/2604.26752 #Revolution #Jargon #Overload #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Another day, another incomprehensible jargon-filled soup about how machines are getting better at understanding pictures and words. Who knew that blending buzzwords with indecipherable acronyms could make #AI sound like it just discovered fire? 🔥 Let's all pretend we're not terrified by the impending takeover of our #multimodal #overlords. 🚀
https://arxiv.org/abs/2604.26752 #Revolution #Jargon #Overload #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Another day, another incomprehensible jargon-filled soup about how machines are getting better at understanding pictures and words. Who knew that blending buzzwords with indecipherable acronyms could make #AI sound like it just discovered fire? 🔥 Let's all pretend we're not terrified by the impending takeover of our #multimodal #overlords. 🚀
https://arxiv.org/abs/2604.26752 #Revolution #Jargon #Overload #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Another day, another incomprehensible jargon-filled soup about how machines are getting better at understanding pictures and words. Who knew that blending buzzwords with indecipherable acronyms could make #AI sound like it just discovered fire? 🔥 Let's all pretend we're not terrified by the impending takeover of our #multimodal #overlords. 🚀
https://arxiv.org/abs/2604.26752 #Revolution #Jargon #Overload #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated

🤖🍟 After a grueling 27,000 rounds of asking our #AI to play #dietitian, the poor robot couldn't even decide how many #carbs are #in a carrot. It seems our #silicon #overlords are better at overthrowing humanity than counting carbs. 😂🥕
https://www.diabettech.com/i-asked-ai-to-count-my-carbs-27000-times-it-couldnt-give-me-the-same-answer-twice/ #Humor #Carrots #Tech #Fails #HackerNews #ngated

🤖🍟 After a grueling 27,000 rounds of asking our #AI to play #dietitian, the poor robot couldn't even decide how many #carbs are #in a carrot. It seems our #silicon #overlords are better at overthrowing humanity than counting carbs. 😂🥕
https://www.diabettech.com/i-asked-ai-to-count-my-carbs-27000-times-it-couldnt-give-me-the-same-answer-twice/ #Humor #Carrots #Tech #Fails #HackerNews #ngated

🤖🍟 After a grueling 27,000 rounds of asking our #AI to play #dietitian, the poor robot couldn't even decide how many #carbs are #in a carrot. It seems our #silicon #overlords are better at overthrowing humanity than counting carbs. 😂🥕
https://www.diabettech.com/i-asked-ai-to-count-my-carbs-27000-times-it-couldnt-give-me-the-same-answer-twice/ #Humor #Carrots #Tech #Fails #HackerNews #ngated

🤖🍟 After a grueling 27,000 rounds of asking our #AI to play #dietitian, the poor robot couldn't even decide how many #carbs are #in a carrot. It seems our #silicon #overlords are better at overthrowing humanity than counting carbs. 😂🥕
https://www.diabettech.com/i-asked-ai-to-count-my-carbs-27000-times-it-couldnt-give-me-the-same-answer-twice/ #Humor #Carrots #Tech #Fails #HackerNews #ngated

🤖🍟 After a grueling 27,000 rounds of asking our #AI to play #dietitian, the poor robot couldn't even decide how many #carbs are #in a carrot. It seems our #silicon #overlords are better at overthrowing humanity than counting carbs. 😂🥕
https://www.diabettech.com/i-asked-ai-to-count-my-carbs-27000-times-it-couldnt-give-me-the-same-answer-twice/ #Humor #Carrots #Tech #Fails #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Alert! The #singularity is #approaching, and absolutely nobody is prepared, not even the esteemed author. They're too busy daydreaming about being #Elon #Musk 🤯, while simultaneously lamenting their lack of a cushy seat at the #AI overlord's table. Pro tip: maybe spend less time pondering #existential what-ifs and more time securing a #bunker 🚀.
https://geohot.github.io//blog/jekyll/update/2026/04/23/us-win-ai.html #overlords #crisis #preparation #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Alert! The #singularity is #approaching, and absolutely nobody is prepared, not even the esteemed author. They're too busy daydreaming about being #Elon #Musk 🤯, while simultaneously lamenting their lack of a cushy seat at the #AI overlord's table. Pro tip: maybe spend less time pondering #existential what-ifs and more time securing a #bunker 🚀.
https://geohot.github.io//blog/jekyll/update/2026/04/23/us-win-ai.html #overlords #crisis #preparation #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Alert! The #singularity is #approaching, and absolutely nobody is prepared, not even the esteemed author. They're too busy daydreaming about being #Elon #Musk 🤯, while simultaneously lamenting their lack of a cushy seat at the #AI overlord's table. Pro tip: maybe spend less time pondering #existential what-ifs and more time securing a #bunker 🚀.
https://geohot.github.io//blog/jekyll/update/2026/04/23/us-win-ai.html #overlords #crisis #preparation #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Alert! The #singularity is #approaching, and absolutely nobody is prepared, not even the esteemed author. They're too busy daydreaming about being #Elon #Musk 🤯, while simultaneously lamenting their lack of a cushy seat at the #AI overlord's table. Pro tip: maybe spend less time pondering #existential what-ifs and more time securing a #bunker 🚀.
https://geohot.github.io//blog/jekyll/update/2026/04/23/us-win-ai.html #overlords #crisis #preparation #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Alert! The #singularity is #approaching, and absolutely nobody is prepared, not even the esteemed author. They're too busy daydreaming about being #Elon #Musk 🤯, while simultaneously lamenting their lack of a cushy seat at the #AI overlord's table. Pro tip: maybe spend less time pondering #existential what-ifs and more time securing a #bunker 🚀.
https://geohot.github.io//blog/jekyll/update/2026/04/23/us-win-ai.html #overlords #crisis #preparation #HackerNews #ngated

Behold, the machine overlords' latest attempt to replace us with their "Machine Payments #Protocol," because apparently, pressing a button was too much for us lowly humans 🤖💸. Enjoy deciphering yet another payment solution that will solve all your problems by creating more! 🥳
https://stripe.com/blog/machine-payments-protocol #MachinePayments #AI #Overlords #PaymentSolutions #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Oh, how Adorable! Another #thinkpiece where our hero bravely #battles the evil #AI #overlords, fighting for the sacred right to send typo-ridden emails and butchered prose. 🎉 Because who doesn't love a good puzzle when deciphering #office memos? 🔍✨
https://sebi.io/posts/2026-03-14-allow-me-to-get-to-know-you-mistakes-and-all/ #Adorable #Humor #Typo #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 #AI is taking over the world’s #code faster than you can say "hello world," but who’s checking this #digital chaos? 👾 Apparently, raising millions to let Skynet write #military #software is not a concern. 🤑 With AI writing 95% of code, humans are left to verify whether their future #robot #overlords can even spell "verification." 👨‍💻🔍
https://leodemoura.github.io/blog/2026/02/28/when-ai-writes-the-worlds-software.html #Revolution #Chaos #Verification #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the #F-Droid Board of Directors #nominations, because who wouldn't want to #volunteer for the prestigious role of defending #open #source apps against the mighty #Google overlords? 😂 Nominate yourself now! Or someone else, if you can find anyone who still emails like it's 1999. 📧
https://f-droid.org/2026/02/26/board-of-directors-nominations.html #Overlords #tech #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Ah, yes, another #groundbreaking #algorithm that will remain forever buried in the #GitHub graveyard of forgotten #C99 #experiments. 🤖 But fear not, the #AI #overlords at GitHub have blessed us with #Copilot to tutor us through yet another round of "Experimental" coding—because who needs practical code when you can have theoretical perfection? 📚
https://github.com/danalec/DMMSY-SSSP #experimental #coding #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Ah, yes, another #groundbreaking #algorithm that will remain forever buried in the #GitHub graveyard of forgotten #C99 #experiments. 🤖 But fear not, the #AI #overlords at GitHub have blessed us with #Copilot to tutor us through yet another round of "Experimental" coding—because who needs practical code when you can have theoretical perfection? 📚
https://github.com/danalec/DMMSY-SSSP #experimental #coding #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Ah, yes, another #groundbreaking #algorithm that will remain forever buried in the #GitHub graveyard of forgotten #C99 #experiments. 🤖 But fear not, the #AI #overlords at GitHub have blessed us with #Copilot to tutor us through yet another round of "Experimental" coding—because who needs practical code when you can have theoretical perfection? 📚
https://github.com/danalec/DMMSY-SSSP #experimental #coding #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Ah, yes, another #groundbreaking #algorithm that will remain forever buried in the #GitHub graveyard of forgotten #C99 #experiments. 🤖 But fear not, the #AI #overlords at GitHub have blessed us with #Copilot to tutor us through yet another round of "Experimental" coding—because who needs practical code when you can have theoretical perfection? 📚
https://github.com/danalec/DMMSY-SSSP #experimental #coding #HackerNews #ngated

In my search my for ever running search for knowledge, I started to see lemmy links more often. Way more often. Lemmy is gaining momentum if it's links seep in more and more in my FediVerse feeds.

I had deliberately stayed away from the drama which the reddit Overlords inflicted upon their users, with their LLM training fails. I have Reddit accounts which are basically Smurfs and were hardly used.

I was hoping that, since Lemmy is also federated, I could add an account through my Mastodon clients. It's quite clear that I didn't (bother) to read which Federated protocols Lemmy networks use, otherwise I would have known beforehand that it would fail.

Interestingly enough, I've had a Jerboa client installed on one of my androids without using it. Of course it was deleted after a while

Jerboa for lemmy is now run with a purpose, after deliberatly making a Lemmy account in the LemmyVerse. What I looked for was a server which does not reside in the USA (reasons should be obvious considering Little Donny the Orange President) so big tech USA has no grip on that account

#Federated #lemmy #jerboa #programming #OpenSource #technology #social #networks #FediVerse #CA #overlords #reddit

In my search my for ever running search for knowledge, I started to see lemmy links more often. Way more often. Lemmy is gaining momentum if it's links seep in more and more in my FediVerse feeds.

I had deliberately stayed away from the drama which the reddit Overlords inflicted upon their users, with their LLM training fails. I have Reddit accounts which are basically Smurfs and were hardly used.

I was hoping that, since Lemmy is also federated, I could add an account through my Mastodon clients. It's quite clear that I didn't (bother) to read which Federated protocols Lemmy networks use, otherwise I would have known beforehand that it would fail.

Interestingly enough, I've had a Jerboa client installed on one of my androids without using it. Of course it was deleted after a while

Jerboa for lemmy is now run with a purpose, after deliberatly making a Lemmy account in the LemmyVerse. What I looked for was a server which does not reside in the USA (reasons should be obvious considering Little Donny the Orange President) so big tech USA has no grip on that account

#Federated #lemmy #jerboa #programming #OpenSource #technology #social #networks #FediVerse #CA #overlords #reddit

In my search my for ever running search for knowledge, I started to see lemmy links more often. Way more often. Lemmy is gaining momentum if it's links seep in more and more in my FediVerse feeds.

I had deliberately stayed away from the drama which the reddit Overlords inflicted upon their users, with their LLM training fails. I have Reddit accounts which are basically Smurfs and were hardly used.

I was hoping that, since Lemmy is also federated, I could add an account through my Mastodon clients. It's quite clear that I didn't (bother) to read which Federated protocols Lemmy networks use, otherwise I would have known beforehand that it would fail.

Interestingly enough, I've had a Jerboa client installed on one of my androids without using it. Of course it was deleted after a while

Jerboa for lemmy is now run with a purpose, after deliberatly making a Lemmy account in the LemmyVerse. What I looked for was a server which does not reside in the USA (reasons should be obvious considering Little Donny the Orange President) so big tech USA has no grip on that account

#Federated #lemmy #jerboa #programming #OpenSource #technology #social #networks #FediVerse #CA #overlords #reddit

In my search my for ever running search for knowledge, I started to see lemmy links more often. Way more often. Lemmy is gaining momentum if it's links seep in more and more in my FediVerse feeds.

I had deliberately stayed away from the drama which the reddit Overlords inflicted upon their users, with their LLM training fails. I have Reddit accounts which are basically Smurfs and were hardly used.

I was hoping that, since Lemmy is also federated, I could add an account through my Mastodon clients. It's quite clear that I didn't (bother) to read which Federated protocols Lemmy networks use, otherwise I would have known beforehand that it would fail.

Interestingly enough, I've had a Jerboa client installed on one of my androids without using it. Of course it was deleted after a while

Jerboa for lemmy is now run with a purpose, after deliberatly making a Lemmy account in the LemmyVerse. What I looked for was a server which does not reside in the USA (reasons should be obvious considering Little Donny the Orange President) so big tech USA has no grip on that account

#Federated #lemmy #jerboa #programming #OpenSource #technology #social #networks #FediVerse #CA #overlords #reddit

In my search my for ever running search for knowledge, I started to see lemmy links more often. Way more often. Lemmy is gaining momentum if it's links seep in more and more in my FediVerse feeds.

I had deliberately stayed away from the drama which the reddit Overlords inflicted upon their users, with their LLM training fails. I have Reddit accounts which are basically Smurfs and were hardly used.

I was hoping that, since Lemmy is also federated, I could add an account through my Mastodon clients. It's quite clear that I didn't (bother) to read which Federated protocols Lemmy networks use, otherwise I would have known beforehand that it would fail.

Interestingly enough, I've had a Jerboa client installed on one of my androids without using it. Of course it was deleted after a while

Jerboa for lemmy is now run with a purpose, after deliberatly making a Lemmy account in the LemmyVerse. What I looked for was a server which does not reside in the USA (reasons should be obvious considering Little Donny the Orange President) so big tech USA has no grip on that account

#Federated #lemmy #jerboa #programming #OpenSource #technology #social #networks #FediVerse #CA #overlords #reddit

🤖 Ah, #the good old days when the #web was like a #cozy neighborhood #café, not a corporate labyrinth of AI-fueled gibberish and GitHub buzzwords. ☕ Now, you're handed a "simple" CLI tool to 'declutter' the already cluttered mess concocted by the same #tech #overlords. 😂 Just admit it: the web's a #dumpster #fire, and we're all #roasting #marshmallows over it. 🔥
https://github.com/subranag/declutter #nostalgia #for #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Ah, #the good old days when the #web was like a #cozy neighborhood #café, not a corporate labyrinth of AI-fueled gibberish and GitHub buzzwords. ☕ Now, you're handed a "simple" CLI tool to 'declutter' the already cluttered mess concocted by the same #tech #overlords. 😂 Just admit it: the web's a #dumpster #fire, and we're all #roasting #marshmallows over it. 🔥
https://github.com/subranag/declutter #nostalgia #for #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Ah, #the good old days when the #web was like a #cozy neighborhood #café, not a corporate labyrinth of AI-fueled gibberish and GitHub buzzwords. ☕ Now, you're handed a "simple" CLI tool to 'declutter' the already cluttered mess concocted by the same #tech #overlords. 😂 Just admit it: the web's a #dumpster #fire, and we're all #roasting #marshmallows over it. 🔥
https://github.com/subranag/declutter #nostalgia #for #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Ah, #the good old days when the #web was like a #cozy neighborhood #café, not a corporate labyrinth of AI-fueled gibberish and GitHub buzzwords. ☕ Now, you're handed a "simple" CLI tool to 'declutter' the already cluttered mess concocted by the same #tech #overlords. 😂 Just admit it: the web's a #dumpster #fire, and we're all #roasting #marshmallows over it. 🔥
https://github.com/subranag/declutter #nostalgia #for #HackerNews #ngated

🔒🤖 Oh no, the #AI #overlords are too busy taking a nap behind the "403 Forbidden" sign to help you code today. Maybe next time they'll remember that their job isn't to reenact a Varnish cache server error! 🙄💾
https://spectrum.ieee.org/ai-coding-degrades #VarnishCache #CodingHumor #TechFails #403Forbidden #HackerNews #ngated

@tornatrix

The #Fascist #pedophile #Nazi #Oligarchs in the #Trump #Administration want to give the #weather service to their #TransNational #billionaire #criminal #Overlords

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🍏🔒 Oh no, #Apple isn't a benevolent #tech overlord after all! Who knew? 🤔 Apparently, safeguarding a multibillion-dollar empire is more important than promoting the open web. Shocking! 😱
https://victorwynne.com/apple-open-web/ #Overlords #OpenWeb #MultibillionDollarEmpire #ShockingNews #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold the #AI overlords! 🤖 Cubic's brainchild, an AI code reviewer, was so effective it drowned users in a sea of irrelevant drivel. Who needs human error when you can have robotic chaos and infinite nitpicks? 🙄
https://www.cubic.dev/blog/learnings-from-building-ai-agents #Overlords #Cubic #CodeReviewer #RoboticChaos #InfiniteNitpicks #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold the #AI overlords! 🤖 Cubic's brainchild, an AI code reviewer, was so effective it drowned users in a sea of irrelevant drivel. Who needs human error when you can have robotic chaos and infinite nitpicks? 🙄
https://www.cubic.dev/blog/learnings-from-building-ai-agents #Overlords #Cubic #CodeReviewer #RoboticChaos #InfiniteNitpicks #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold the #AI overlords! 🤖 Cubic's brainchild, an AI code reviewer, was so effective it drowned users in a sea of irrelevant drivel. Who needs human error when you can have robotic chaos and infinite nitpicks? 🙄
https://www.cubic.dev/blog/learnings-from-building-ai-agents #Overlords #Cubic #CodeReviewer #RoboticChaos #InfiniteNitpicks #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Behold the #AI overlords! 🤖 Cubic's brainchild, an AI code reviewer, was so effective it drowned users in a sea of irrelevant drivel. Who needs human error when you can have robotic chaos and infinite nitpicks? 🙄
https://www.cubic.dev/blog/learnings-from-building-ai-agents #Overlords #Cubic #CodeReviewer #RoboticChaos #InfiniteNitpicks #HackerNews #ngated

#Capitalism and the #oligarchic #overlords in a nutshell

#Billionaires and #gigacorps be like y'all, 'I #drink your #milkshake!' #yt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5d9BrLN5K4

#fckcapitalism