#salespitches — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #salespitches, aggregated by home.social.
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🥴 Oh look, another blog post about how "good code" is the secret to success. Because clearly, all those developers out there writing garbage code are just doing it for the laughs, right? 😂 Meanwhile, this article manages to bury its own point under a mountain of SEO buzzwords and sales pitches. 🤑
https://www.greptile.com/blog/ai-slopware-future #goodcode #blogpost #developerhumor #SEObuzzwords #salespitches #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖✨ Dive into this circus of links and sales pitches! Apparently, 'Switch to Claude' is code for "Click every button we could think of!" 🌐💼 Just make sure you 'Contact Sales' before you get lost in this corporate labyrinth of Claude nonsense. 🤡🔄
https://claude.com/import-memory #corporatelabyrinth #SwitchToClaude #salespitches #linkcircus #techhumor #ClaudeNonsense #HackerNews #ngated -
🥳 Oh, goody! Another groundbreaking revelation: "benchmarking" is evidently the new buzzword for charging you more 💸 while you drown in buzzword soup 🍲. #PlanetScale for #Postgres promises to bring you the ultimate Postgres experience, assuming you survive the labyrinth of documentation and sales pitches first. 🙄
https://planetscale.com/blog/benchmarking-postgres #buzzwordbingo #benchmarking #salespitches #documentationdilemma #HackerNews #ngated