#schrodingerscat — Public Fediverse posts
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@pmaurus Schrödingers Merz: nervt, weil er nichts sagt und gleichzeitig, weil er was sagt. Ist er schon wieder da oder noch nicht da? Wahrscheinlich beides. 🥳
Wo steckt er eigentlich?
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A Pendulum for the Multiverse: David Albert, Hugh Everett, and the Worlds We Never Feel
On my grandfather's porch in North Loup, Nebraska, the ground kept its promises. Summer evenings the floorboards held the day's heat, the corn stood in rows that ran clear to the horizon, and nothing in all that flat immensity so much as trembled. When a teacher first told me the Earth was spinning at close to a thousand miles an hour while racing around the Sun at sixty-seven thousand more, I pressed my bare feet against those boards and waited to feel the ride. The stillness came back like a verdict. Whatever the books claimed, my soles reported a stationary world, and a boy trusts his soles. Every child who has run that experiment has rebuilt, in miniature, the strongest objection the seventeenth century could throw at Copernicus. If the Earth turns, why does a dropped stone land at the foot of the tower and never a few feet to the west? Why does the gale of our orbital speed fail to strip the leaves from the trees? The objection deserved respect because it rested on evidence, on the honest testimony of every human body that had ever stood still. It took Galileo's ship, and then Newton's laws, to explain why that testimony, though honest, was worthless. […] -
🤔 So, apparently, #microservices are the Schrödinger's cat of software architecture: everyone knows what they are, but nobody can define them. 🙄 Cue the endless debates over whether your service should be the size of a peanut or a planet, while we all nod sagely as if anyone actually knows. 🚀
https://var0.xyz/posts/what-even-are-microservices.html #softwarearchitecture #techdebate #Schrödingerscat #codinghumor #devcommunity #HackerNews #ngated -
It's Always Sunny In The Poison-Filled Cat Box
https://piefed.social/c/science_memes/p/2172889/it-s-always-sunny-in-the-poison-filled-cat-box
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It's Always Sunny In The Poison-Filled Cat Box
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/2172887/it-s-always-sunny-in-the-poison-filled-cat-box
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like schrödinger’s cat,
like schrödinger’s cat,
#allAtOnce #bittersweet #both #bounded #dailyPost #gone #haiku #happy #hereAndGone #joy #parallel #parallelUniverse #parallelUniverses #physics #poem #poetry #postaday #quantumMechanics #sad #saudade #schrödinger #schrödingerSCat #science #sehnsucht
all at once, we are both here and
gone, a bounded joy
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🚫 Wow, breaking news, folks: free access to a "minimus" container image that’s so minimal even the server can't find it! 🤔 Apparently, it’s the Schrödinger's cat of tech—exists in theory, forbidden in practice. 👻
https://images.minimus.io/ #freeaccess #minimus #containerimage #technews #Schrödingerscat #serverissues #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩🔥 Ah, the audacity! "Lift4D" promises to magically transform your shaky, single-view #video into a multi-dimensional masterpiece, all while sipping tea with Schrodinger's cat! 📹🪄 Of course, it'll somehow predict the unseen parts too—because who doesn't love a little sci-fi in their scholarly papers? 🙄🔮
https://lift4d.github.io/ #Lift4D #Transformation #SciFi #Innovation #SchrodingersCat #CreativeTech #HackerNews #ngated -
WOULD EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ TO SEE IF IT IS OPEN OR CLOSED
YOU ARE COLLAPSING THE PROBABILITY WAVEFORM AND PREVENTING OTHERS FROM USING IT IN ITS NATURAL INDETERMINATE STATE
#Hormuz #SoMuchWinning #USPol #quantum #Schroedinger #SchrödingersCat #probability
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The Strait of Hormuz has now been renamed the Strait of Schrödinger: it is both open and closed at the same time.
#Iran #Hormuz #USA #Israel #Oman #SchrodingersCat #politics #war
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5932685-vance-strait-hormuz-oil-flow/amp/
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Quantum mechanics... for generating bitmaps? 🤔 Because who doesn’t want Schrödinger’s cat to decide their pixel art? 🐱🔍 This #GitHub project is the perfect blend of over-engineering and buzzword bingo – wave goodbye to simplicity! 🌊👋
https://github.com/mxgmn/WaveFunctionCollapse #quantummechanics #bitmapart #Schrödingerscat #projectoverengineering #buzzwordbingo #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Oh no, the AI overlord Claude has taken a coffee break! 🚫☕ Apparently, Claude.ai is busy perfecting its imitation of Schrödinger's cat—simultaneously existing and inaccessible. Meanwhile, users are left refreshing like it's a competitive sport. 🏓 Refresh champions, unite!
https://status.claude.com/incidents/9l93x2ht4s5w #AIOverlord #ClaudeCoffeeBreak #RefreshChampions #SchrödingersCat #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated -
There may or may not be a cat in the house. Front door was open for a minute and I saw a cat hovering by the door. Fairly sure it came in, just can't see it anywhere.
May get woken tonight by random meowing.
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CW: open to see a picture of a dog
@halcy #SchrodingersDog or #SchrodingersCat?
A hypothetical dog in an open box may be considered to be simultaneously both a dog and a cat while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random number of Mastodon users that may or may not view the post.
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🎉 Pharma's been botching drug dosages because they forgot to ask Schrödinger's cat for tips on quantum tunneling! 😂 Apparently, adding a couple of squiggly math lines will magically cure everything... but who knew you needed a degree in both medicine and theoretical physics just to pop a pill? 🧪🔮
https://sectio-aurea-q.github.io/pharma-dosing-error.html #PharmaFails #QuantumPhysics #DrugDosages #SchrödingersCat #MedicineHumor #ScienceSatire #HackerNews #ngated -
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Not a lot of people know that Erwin Schrödinger invented his own style of wordless jazz singing. #SchrodingerScat
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🚇💡Ah yes, the London Underground, now powered by Schrödinger’s cat and Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle! Because nothing screams efficiency like trains existing in all stations at once until observed. 🚀🔍
https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/tube-trains-could-navigate-the-underground-using-the-weird-rules-of-quantum-physics-86370/ #LondonUnderground #SchrödingersCat #HeisenbergsUncertainty #QuantumPhysics #TrainInnovation #HackerNews #ngated -
#OnThisDay Erwin Schrödinger published his famous thought experiment '#SchrödingersCat' (1935).
Today is International Day of Solidarity with the #Palestinian People - to mark the anniversary of resolution 181.
FC Barcelona was founded (1899).
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Oh boy, quantum physics on your laptop! 🎩🔬 Because who doesn't want to turn their MacBook into a Schrödinger's Cat simulator while waiting for the system updates? 🙄 Just wait until you try to explain to your boss why Excel crashed under the weight of quantum entanglements. 🔗💻
https://www.buffalo.edu/news/releases/2025/10/quantum-dynamics-on-your-laptop.html #quantumphysics #laptop #SchrödingersCat #techhumor #systemupdates #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Oh, the WSJ—where the line between physics and fantasy is so blurred even Schrödinger's cat wants out! 🐱💨 In a world where epistemic collapse is just another Tuesday, they're now serving us their latest dish: Conspiracy Physics—complete with a side of tinfoil hats and unicorn particles. 🦄🔬
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15206 #WSJ #ConspiracyPhysics #SchrödingersCat #TinfoilHats #UnicornParticles #HackerNews #ngated -
Why Schrödinger's Cat is just a thought experiment:
By building the box with the poison dispenser & putting the cat in it, you're already entangled with the cat and it can't be in superposition relative to you.
Even if you had a stranger build it, you're still entangled with that stranger, because they designed the experiment and invited you to observe.
The absolute superposition required by the thought experiment is not actually possible.
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Schrödinger's Plumbing: something under the sink is leaking, but only when the cabinet doors are closed and you cannot observe it.
#Schrodinger #Schrödinger #SchrödingersCat #SchrodingersCat #quantum #observation #WaveFunction #WaveFunctionCollapse #observe #plumbing #leak #leaky
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Ce matin dans un bar à chats 🐱😁 #schrodingerscat #cat #lolcat
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🔮 Apparently, the path to quantum computing is paved with #JavaScript and #cookies 🍪! Seems like even Schrödinger's cat needs to click 'Enable' to access Microsoft's reality-bending claims. 🐱💻
https://www.science.org/content/article/data-manipulations-alleged-study-paved-way-microsoft-s-quantum-chip #quantumcomputing #microsoft #schrodingerscat #technology #HackerNews #ngated
