#schrodingerscat — Public Fediverse posts
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🤔 So, apparently, #microservices are the Schrödinger's cat of software architecture: everyone knows what they are, but nobody can define them. 🙄 Cue the endless debates over whether your service should be the size of a peanut or a planet, while we all nod sagely as if anyone actually knows. 🚀
https://var0.xyz/posts/what-even-are-microservices.html #softwarearchitecture #techdebate #Schrödingerscat #codinghumor #devcommunity #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So, apparently, #microservices are the Schrödinger's cat of software architecture: everyone knows what they are, but nobody can define them. 🙄 Cue the endless debates over whether your service should be the size of a peanut or a planet, while we all nod sagely as if anyone actually knows. 🚀
https://var0.xyz/posts/what-even-are-microservices.html #softwarearchitecture #techdebate #Schrödingerscat #codinghumor #devcommunity #HackerNews #ngated -
It's Always Sunny In The Poison-Filled Cat Box
https://piefed.social/c/science_memes/p/2172889/it-s-always-sunny-in-the-poison-filled-cat-box
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It's Always Sunny In The Poison-Filled Cat Box
https://piefed.social/c/science_memes/p/2172889/it-s-always-sunny-in-the-poison-filled-cat-box
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It's Always Sunny In The Poison-Filled Cat Box
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/2172887/it-s-always-sunny-in-the-poison-filled-cat-box
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It's Always Sunny In The Poison-Filled Cat Box
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/2172887/it-s-always-sunny-in-the-poison-filled-cat-box
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like schrödinger’s cat,
like schrödinger’s cat,
#allAtOnce #bittersweet #both #bounded #dailyPost #gone #haiku #happy #hereAndGone #joy #parallel #parallelUniverse #parallelUniverses #physics #poem #poetry #postaday #quantumMechanics #sad #saudade #schrödinger #schrödingerSCat #science #sehnsucht
all at once, we are both here and
gone, a bounded joy
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20260626:2043
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like schrödinger’s cat,
like schrödinger’s cat,
#allAtOnce #bittersweet #both #bounded #dailyPost #gone #haiku #happy #hereAndGone #joy #parallel #parallelUniverse #parallelUniverses #physics #poem #poetry #postaday #quantumMechanics #sad #saudade #schrödinger #schrödingerSCat #science #sehnsucht
all at once, we are both here and
gone, a bounded joy
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20260626:2043
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🚫 Wow, breaking news, folks: free access to a "minimus" container image that’s so minimal even the server can't find it! 🤔 Apparently, it’s the Schrödinger's cat of tech—exists in theory, forbidden in practice. 👻
https://images.minimus.io/ #freeaccess #minimus #containerimage #technews #Schrödingerscat #serverissues #HackerNews #ngated -
🚫 Wow, breaking news, folks: free access to a "minimus" container image that’s so minimal even the server can't find it! 🤔 Apparently, it’s the Schrödinger's cat of tech—exists in theory, forbidden in practice. 👻
https://images.minimus.io/ #freeaccess #minimus #containerimage #technews #Schrödingerscat #serverissues #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩🔥 Ah, the audacity! "Lift4D" promises to magically transform your shaky, single-view #video into a multi-dimensional masterpiece, all while sipping tea with Schrodinger's cat! 📹🪄 Of course, it'll somehow predict the unseen parts too—because who doesn't love a little sci-fi in their scholarly papers? 🙄🔮
https://lift4d.github.io/ #Lift4D #Transformation #SciFi #Innovation #SchrodingersCat #CreativeTech #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩🔥 Ah, the audacity! "Lift4D" promises to magically transform your shaky, single-view #video into a multi-dimensional masterpiece, all while sipping tea with Schrodinger's cat! 📹🪄 Of course, it'll somehow predict the unseen parts too—because who doesn't love a little sci-fi in their scholarly papers? 🙄🔮
https://lift4d.github.io/ #Lift4D #Transformation #SciFi #Innovation #SchrodingersCat #CreativeTech #HackerNews #ngated -
WOULD EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ TO SEE IF IT IS OPEN OR CLOSED
YOU ARE COLLAPSING THE PROBABILITY WAVEFORM AND PREVENTING OTHERS FROM USING IT IN ITS NATURAL INDETERMINATE STATE
#Hormuz #SoMuchWinning #USPol #quantum #Schroedinger #SchrödingersCat #probability
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WOULD EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ TO SEE IF IT IS OPEN OR CLOSED
YOU ARE COLLAPSING THE PROBABILITY WAVEFORM AND PREVENTING OTHERS FROM USING IT IN ITS NATURAL INDETERMINATE STATE
#Hormuz #SoMuchWinning #USPol #quantum #Schroedinger #SchrödingersCat #probability
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The Strait of Hormuz has now been renamed the Strait of Schrödinger: it is both open and closed at the same time.
#Iran #Hormuz #USA #Israel #Oman #SchrodingersCat #politics #war
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5932685-vance-strait-hormuz-oil-flow/amp/
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The Strait of Hormuz has now been renamed the Strait of Schrödinger: it is both open and closed at the same time.
#Iran #Hormuz #USA #Israel #Oman #SchrodingersCat #politics #war
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5932685-vance-strait-hormuz-oil-flow/amp/
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New Steam Games with Native Linux Builds, including Schrodinger's Cat Burglar - 2026-05-27 Edition: https://boilingsteam.com/new-steam-games-with-native-linux-builds-2026-05-27-edition/
#schrodingerscat #linux #linuxgaming #update #release #gaming #steam #native #newgames
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Quantum mechanics... for generating bitmaps? 🤔 Because who doesn’t want Schrödinger’s cat to decide their pixel art? 🐱🔍 This #GitHub project is the perfect blend of over-engineering and buzzword bingo – wave goodbye to simplicity! 🌊👋
https://github.com/mxgmn/WaveFunctionCollapse #quantummechanics #bitmapart #Schrödingerscat #projectoverengineering #buzzwordbingo #HackerNews #ngated -
Quantum mechanics... for generating bitmaps? 🤔 Because who doesn’t want Schrödinger’s cat to decide their pixel art? 🐱🔍 This #GitHub project is the perfect blend of over-engineering and buzzword bingo – wave goodbye to simplicity! 🌊👋
https://github.com/mxgmn/WaveFunctionCollapse #quantummechanics #bitmapart #Schrödingerscat #projectoverengineering #buzzwordbingo #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Oh no, the AI overlord Claude has taken a coffee break! 🚫☕ Apparently, Claude.ai is busy perfecting its imitation of Schrödinger's cat—simultaneously existing and inaccessible. Meanwhile, users are left refreshing like it's a competitive sport. 🏓 Refresh champions, unite!
https://status.claude.com/incidents/9l93x2ht4s5w #AIOverlord #ClaudeCoffeeBreak #RefreshChampions #SchrödingersCat #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Oh no, the AI overlord Claude has taken a coffee break! 🚫☕ Apparently, Claude.ai is busy perfecting its imitation of Schrödinger's cat—simultaneously existing and inaccessible. Meanwhile, users are left refreshing like it's a competitive sport. 🏓 Refresh champions, unite!
https://status.claude.com/incidents/9l93x2ht4s5w #AIOverlord #ClaudeCoffeeBreak #RefreshChampions #SchrödingersCat #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Qu'est-ce que le paradoxe du chat de Schrödinger ?
Ce paradoxe dit que, si on place un chat et une fiole remplie d'une substance radioactive dans une boîte pendant une heure, il y a une probabilité de 50% que la fiole se brise et que la substance radioactive tue le chat. Toutefois, si la boîte reste fermée, il est impossible de savoir ce qui arrive à l'animal. En gros hein.
Vous êtes de plus en plus. Merci de perdre du temps ici devant mes brols.
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Qu'est-ce que le paradoxe du chat de Schrödinger ?
Ce paradoxe dit que, si on place un chat et une fiole remplie d'une substance radioactive dans une boîte pendant une heure, il y a une probabilité de 50% que la fiole se brise et que la substance radioactive tue le chat. Toutefois, si la boîte reste fermée, il est impossible de savoir ce qui arrive à l'animal. En gros hein.
Vous êtes de plus en plus. Merci de perdre du temps ici devant mes brols.
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The Strait of Hormuz is in an intermediate state, neither opened nor closed, like Schrödinger's cat, who is neither alive nor dead.
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🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated -
There may or may not be a cat in the house. Front door was open for a minute and I saw a cat hovering by the door. Fairly sure it came in, just can't see it anywhere.
May get woken tonight by random meowing.
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There may or may not be a cat in the house. Front door was open for a minute and I saw a cat hovering by the door. Fairly sure it came in, just can't see it anywhere.
May get woken tonight by random meowing.
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CW: open to see a picture of a dog
@halcy #SchrodingersDog or #SchrodingersCat?
A hypothetical dog in an open box may be considered to be simultaneously both a dog and a cat while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random number of Mastodon users that may or may not view the post.
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CW: open to see a picture of a dog
@halcy #SchrodingersDog or #SchrodingersCat?
A hypothetical dog in an open box may be considered to be simultaneously both a dog and a cat while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random number of Mastodon users that may or may not view the post.
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🎉 Pharma's been botching drug dosages because they forgot to ask Schrödinger's cat for tips on quantum tunneling! 😂 Apparently, adding a couple of squiggly math lines will magically cure everything... but who knew you needed a degree in both medicine and theoretical physics just to pop a pill? 🧪🔮
https://sectio-aurea-q.github.io/pharma-dosing-error.html #PharmaFails #QuantumPhysics #DrugDosages #SchrödingersCat #MedicineHumor #ScienceSatire #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Pharma's been botching drug dosages because they forgot to ask Schrödinger's cat for tips on quantum tunneling! 😂 Apparently, adding a couple of squiggly math lines will magically cure everything... but who knew you needed a degree in both medicine and theoretical physics just to pop a pill? 🧪🔮
https://sectio-aurea-q.github.io/pharma-dosing-error.html #PharmaFails #QuantumPhysics #DrugDosages #SchrödingersCat #MedicineHumor #ScienceSatire #HackerNews #ngated -
I cannot advance in a Nazi world through lightwork or else the Gom Jabbar, the Hasidic Satanic initiation would have been for nothing. We depended on our Twinflames to collect us from our whereabouts. #goldenegg #schrodingerscat #begotten #shelob #azogthedefiler #twinflames #gomjabbar #hasidicinitiation #viy #ironsky
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Not a lot of people know that Erwin Schrödinger invented his own style of wordless jazz singing. #SchrodingerScat
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Not a lot of people know that Erwin Schrödinger invented his own style of wordless jazz singing. #SchrodingerScat
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🚇💡Ah yes, the London Underground, now powered by Schrödinger’s cat and Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle! Because nothing screams efficiency like trains existing in all stations at once until observed. 🚀🔍
https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/tube-trains-could-navigate-the-underground-using-the-weird-rules-of-quantum-physics-86370/ #LondonUnderground #SchrödingersCat #HeisenbergsUncertainty #QuantumPhysics #TrainInnovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚇💡Ah yes, the London Underground, now powered by Schrödinger’s cat and Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle! Because nothing screams efficiency like trains existing in all stations at once until observed. 🚀🔍
https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/tube-trains-could-navigate-the-underground-using-the-weird-rules-of-quantum-physics-86370/ #LondonUnderground #SchrödingersCat #HeisenbergsUncertainty #QuantumPhysics #TrainInnovation #HackerNews #ngated -
#OnThisDay Erwin Schrödinger published his famous thought experiment '#SchrödingersCat' (1935).
Today is International Day of Solidarity with the #Palestinian People - to mark the anniversary of resolution 181.
FC Barcelona was founded (1899).
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#OnThisDay Erwin Schrödinger published his famous thought experiment '#SchrödingersCat' (1935).
Today is International Day of Solidarity with the #Palestinian People - to mark the anniversary of resolution 181.
FC Barcelona was founded (1899).
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Oh boy, quantum physics on your laptop! 🎩🔬 Because who doesn't want to turn their MacBook into a Schrödinger's Cat simulator while waiting for the system updates? 🙄 Just wait until you try to explain to your boss why Excel crashed under the weight of quantum entanglements. 🔗💻
https://www.buffalo.edu/news/releases/2025/10/quantum-dynamics-on-your-laptop.html #quantumphysics #laptop #SchrödingersCat #techhumor #systemupdates #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh boy, quantum physics on your laptop! 🎩🔬 Because who doesn't want to turn their MacBook into a Schrödinger's Cat simulator while waiting for the system updates? 🙄 Just wait until you try to explain to your boss why Excel crashed under the weight of quantum entanglements. 🔗💻
https://www.buffalo.edu/news/releases/2025/10/quantum-dynamics-on-your-laptop.html #quantumphysics #laptop #SchrödingersCat #techhumor #systemupdates #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Oh, the WSJ—where the line between physics and fantasy is so blurred even Schrödinger's cat wants out! 🐱💨 In a world where epistemic collapse is just another Tuesday, they're now serving us their latest dish: Conspiracy Physics—complete with a side of tinfoil hats and unicorn particles. 🦄🔬
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15206 #WSJ #ConspiracyPhysics #SchrödingersCat #TinfoilHats #UnicornParticles #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Oh, the WSJ—where the line between physics and fantasy is so blurred even Schrödinger's cat wants out! 🐱💨 In a world where epistemic collapse is just another Tuesday, they're now serving us their latest dish: Conspiracy Physics—complete with a side of tinfoil hats and unicorn particles. 🦄🔬
https://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=15206 #WSJ #ConspiracyPhysics #SchrödingersCat #TinfoilHats #UnicornParticles #HackerNews #ngated -
Why Schrödinger's Cat is just a thought experiment:
By building the box with the poison dispenser & putting the cat in it, you're already entangled with the cat and it can't be in superposition relative to you.
Even if you had a stranger build it, you're still entangled with that stranger, because they designed the experiment and invited you to observe.
The absolute superposition required by the thought experiment is not actually possible.
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Schrödinger's Plumbing: something under the sink is leaking, but only when the cabinet doors are closed and you cannot observe it.
#Schrodinger #Schrödinger #SchrödingersCat #SchrodingersCat #quantum #observation #WaveFunction #WaveFunctionCollapse #observe #plumbing #leak #leaky
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Ce matin dans un bar à chats 🐱😁 #schrodingerscat #cat #lolcat
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🔮 Apparently, the path to quantum computing is paved with #JavaScript and #cookies 🍪! Seems like even Schrödinger's cat needs to click 'Enable' to access Microsoft's reality-bending claims. 🐱💻
https://www.science.org/content/article/data-manipulations-alleged-study-paved-way-microsoft-s-quantum-chip #quantumcomputing #microsoft #schrodingerscat #technology #HackerNews #ngated -
The #cat that wouldn’t die
The weird paradox of #Schrödingerscat has found a lasting popularity. What does it mean for the future of #quantumphysics?
https://aeon.co/essays/no-schrodingers-cat-is-not-alive-and-dead-at-the-same-time
