#techhumor โ Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #techhumor, aggregated by home.social.
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๐จ BREAKING NEWS: DreamHost adds a file! ๐ Call the presses, it's "agents.txt" - a groundbreaking, earth-shattering text #file that's just like every other default file ever. Clearly, the pinnacle of web hosting #innovation has been achieved. ๐๐
https://journal.kvibber.com/2026/05/agents-txt-on-dreamhost/ #breakingnews #webhosting #agents #txt #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: DreamHost adds a file! ๐ Call the presses, it's "agents.txt" - a groundbreaking, earth-shattering text #file that's just like every other default file ever. Clearly, the pinnacle of web hosting #innovation has been achieved. ๐๐
https://journal.kvibber.com/2026/05/agents-txt-on-dreamhost/ #breakingnews #webhosting #agents #txt #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: DreamHost adds a file! ๐ Call the presses, it's "agents.txt" - a groundbreaking, earth-shattering text #file that's just like every other default file ever. Clearly, the pinnacle of web hosting #innovation has been achieved. ๐๐
https://journal.kvibber.com/2026/05/agents-txt-on-dreamhost/ #breakingnews #webhosting #agents #txt #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: DreamHost adds a file! ๐ Call the presses, it's "agents.txt" - a groundbreaking, earth-shattering text #file that's just like every other default file ever. Clearly, the pinnacle of web hosting #innovation has been achieved. ๐๐
https://journal.kvibber.com/2026/05/agents-txt-on-dreamhost/ #breakingnews #webhosting #agents #txt #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: DreamHost adds a file! ๐ Call the presses, it's "agents.txt" - a groundbreaking, earth-shattering text #file that's just like every other default file ever. Clearly, the pinnacle of web hosting #innovation has been achieved. ๐๐
https://journal.kvibber.com/2026/05/agents-txt-on-dreamhost/ #breakingnews #webhosting #agents #txt #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ฎ๐ป In today's thrilling episode of "Why Not Just Buy a #Gaming PC?," some tech genius has decided to duct tape a nuclear power plant disguised as an RTX 5090 to a dainty M4 MacBook Air. For those who enjoy setting fire to their wallets, this Frankenstein's monster of a setup might just barely run #Crysis at the same FPS as a potato. ๐ฅ๐ฅ
https://scottjg.com/posts/2026-05-05-egpu-mac-gaming/ #PC #GamingSetup #TechHumor #NuclearPowerPlant #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ฎ๐ป In today's thrilling episode of "Why Not Just Buy a #Gaming PC?," some tech genius has decided to duct tape a nuclear power plant disguised as an RTX 5090 to a dainty M4 MacBook Air. For those who enjoy setting fire to their wallets, this Frankenstein's monster of a setup might just barely run #Crysis at the same FPS as a potato. ๐ฅ๐ฅ
https://scottjg.com/posts/2026-05-05-egpu-mac-gaming/ #PC #GamingSetup #TechHumor #NuclearPowerPlant #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ฎ๐ป In today's thrilling episode of "Why Not Just Buy a #Gaming PC?," some tech genius has decided to duct tape a nuclear power plant disguised as an RTX 5090 to a dainty M4 MacBook Air. For those who enjoy setting fire to their wallets, this Frankenstein's monster of a setup might just barely run #Crysis at the same FPS as a potato. ๐ฅ๐ฅ
https://scottjg.com/posts/2026-05-05-egpu-mac-gaming/ #PC #GamingSetup #TechHumor #NuclearPowerPlant #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ฎ๐ป In today's thrilling episode of "Why Not Just Buy a #Gaming PC?," some tech genius has decided to duct tape a nuclear power plant disguised as an RTX 5090 to a dainty M4 MacBook Air. For those who enjoy setting fire to their wallets, this Frankenstein's monster of a setup might just barely run #Crysis at the same FPS as a potato. ๐ฅ๐ฅ
https://scottjg.com/posts/2026-05-05-egpu-mac-gaming/ #PC #GamingSetup #TechHumor #NuclearPowerPlant #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ฎ๐ป In today's thrilling episode of "Why Not Just Buy a #Gaming PC?," some tech genius has decided to duct tape a nuclear power plant disguised as an RTX 5090 to a dainty M4 MacBook Air. For those who enjoy setting fire to their wallets, this Frankenstein's monster of a setup might just barely run #Crysis at the same FPS as a potato. ๐ฅ๐ฅ
https://scottjg.com/posts/2026-05-05-egpu-mac-gaming/ #PC #GamingSetup #TechHumor #NuclearPowerPlant #HackerNews #ngated -
In a groundbreaking display of โ ๏ธabsolute absurdityโ ๏ธ, someone decided to squeeze 60fps video onto a CGA, the computing equivalent of fitting a Ferrari engine into a tricycle. ๐คก Witness the #GlyphBlaster, a project that proves once and for all that just because you can doesn't mean you should. ๐
https://martypc.blogspot.com/2026/05/60fps-video-on-cga-glyphblaster.html #absoluteabsurdity #techhumor #videoencoding #innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the great dream of a "Siri for Families" ๐ค, where Apple could finally manage your chaotic life like a helicopter parent! Because clearly, Apple just can't wait to become your family's overbearing AI nanny, tracking every vitamin and violin lesson ๐ป๐ โonly to malfunction and start mixing up your kid's soccer with grandma's bingo night. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://taoofmac.com/space/blog/2026/05/14/1220 #SiriForFamilies #AppleAI #FamilyManagement #TechHumor #OverbearingNanny #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the "timeless masterpiece" on /dev/urandom from 2014, still bravely clinging to relevance as the Linux kernel evolves faster than the author's ability to admit it. ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ Pro tip: When your article needs a "note from the future," it's time to rewrite, not recycle. ๐พ๐
https://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ #timelessmasterpiece #linuxkernel #devurandom #articleupdate #techhumor #recyclingcontent #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the "timeless masterpiece" on /dev/urandom from 2014, still bravely clinging to relevance as the Linux kernel evolves faster than the author's ability to admit it. ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ Pro tip: When your article needs a "note from the future," it's time to rewrite, not recycle. ๐พ๐
https://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ #timelessmasterpiece #linuxkernel #devurandom #articleupdate #techhumor #recyclingcontent #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the "timeless masterpiece" on /dev/urandom from 2014, still bravely clinging to relevance as the Linux kernel evolves faster than the author's ability to admit it. ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ Pro tip: When your article needs a "note from the future," it's time to rewrite, not recycle. ๐พ๐
https://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ #timelessmasterpiece #linuxkernel #devurandom #articleupdate #techhumor #recyclingcontent #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the "timeless masterpiece" on /dev/urandom from 2014, still bravely clinging to relevance as the Linux kernel evolves faster than the author's ability to admit it. ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ Pro tip: When your article needs a "note from the future," it's time to rewrite, not recycle. ๐พ๐
https://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ #timelessmasterpiece #linuxkernel #devurandom #articleupdate #techhumor #recyclingcontent #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the "timeless masterpiece" on /dev/urandom from 2014, still bravely clinging to relevance as the Linux kernel evolves faster than the author's ability to admit it. ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ Pro tip: When your article needs a "note from the future," it's time to rewrite, not recycle. ๐พ๐
https://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ #timelessmasterpiece #linuxkernel #devurandom #articleupdate #techhumor #recyclingcontent #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Behold, the #revolution of #AI for small businesses: repackaging #chatbots as "Claude" and selling them as the future of productivity! ๐ Because what mom-and-pop shops really need is a convoluted tech solution to do what sticky notes and caffeine already handle beautifully. ๐
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-for-small-business #SmallBusiness #Productivity #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Behold, the #revolution of #AI for small businesses: repackaging #chatbots as "Claude" and selling them as the future of productivity! ๐ Because what mom-and-pop shops really need is a convoluted tech solution to do what sticky notes and caffeine already handle beautifully. ๐
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-for-small-business #SmallBusiness #Productivity #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Behold, the #revolution of #AI for small businesses: repackaging #chatbots as "Claude" and selling them as the future of productivity! ๐ Because what mom-and-pop shops really need is a convoluted tech solution to do what sticky notes and caffeine already handle beautifully. ๐
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-for-small-business #SmallBusiness #Productivity #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Behold, the #revolution of #AI for small businesses: repackaging #chatbots as "Claude" and selling them as the future of productivity! ๐ Because what mom-and-pop shops really need is a convoluted tech solution to do what sticky notes and caffeine already handle beautifully. ๐
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-for-small-business #SmallBusiness #Productivity #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ Behold, the #revolution of #AI for small businesses: repackaging #chatbots as "Claude" and selling them as the future of productivity! ๐ Because what mom-and-pop shops really need is a convoluted tech solution to do what sticky notes and caffeine already handle beautifully. ๐
https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-for-small-business #SmallBusiness #Productivity #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Hey look, someone decided to let #AI write 55,000 lines of #Rust #code to reinvent the wheel of a 30-year-old #compression format! ๐ค๐พ Because who doesn't need a #sluggish, nearly-banned #RAR #clone that took only 5 weeks and an army of clanking bots to achieve? ๐โจ
https://bitplane.net/log/2026/05/rars/ #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Hey look, someone decided to let #AI write 55,000 lines of #Rust #code to reinvent the wheel of a 30-year-old #compression format! ๐ค๐พ Because who doesn't need a #sluggish, nearly-banned #RAR #clone that took only 5 weeks and an army of clanking bots to achieve? ๐โจ
https://bitplane.net/log/2026/05/rars/ #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Hey look, someone decided to let #AI write 55,000 lines of #Rust #code to reinvent the wheel of a 30-year-old #compression format! ๐ค๐พ Because who doesn't need a #sluggish, nearly-banned #RAR #clone that took only 5 weeks and an army of clanking bots to achieve? ๐โจ
https://bitplane.net/log/2026/05/rars/ #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Hey look, someone decided to let #AI write 55,000 lines of #Rust #code to reinvent the wheel of a 30-year-old #compression format! ๐ค๐พ Because who doesn't need a #sluggish, nearly-banned #RAR #clone that took only 5 weeks and an army of clanking bots to achieve? ๐โจ
https://bitplane.net/log/2026/05/rars/ #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Hey look, someone decided to let #AI write 55,000 lines of #Rust #code to reinvent the wheel of a 30-year-old #compression format! ๐ค๐พ Because who doesn't need a #sluggish, nearly-banned #RAR #clone that took only 5 weeks and an army of clanking bots to achieve? ๐โจ
https://bitplane.net/log/2026/05/rars/ #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐Google's IDE history is basically a never-ending quest to make #coding as thrilling as watching paint dry. ๐จ Who knew "strict tooling" could be so exhilarating? ๐ If you thought #IDEs were boring, wait till you read this!
https://laurent.le-brun.eu/blog/a-history-of-ides-at-google #Google #Tools #Excitement #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐Google's IDE history is basically a never-ending quest to make #coding as thrilling as watching paint dry. ๐จ Who knew "strict tooling" could be so exhilarating? ๐ If you thought #IDEs were boring, wait till you read this!
https://laurent.le-brun.eu/blog/a-history-of-ides-at-google #Google #Tools #Excitement #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐Google's IDE history is basically a never-ending quest to make #coding as thrilling as watching paint dry. ๐จ Who knew "strict tooling" could be so exhilarating? ๐ If you thought #IDEs were boring, wait till you read this!
https://laurent.le-brun.eu/blog/a-history-of-ides-at-google #Google #Tools #Excitement #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐Google's IDE history is basically a never-ending quest to make #coding as thrilling as watching paint dry. ๐จ Who knew "strict tooling" could be so exhilarating? ๐ If you thought #IDEs were boring, wait till you read this!
https://laurent.le-brun.eu/blog/a-history-of-ides-at-google #Google #Tools #Excitement #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the "S-100 Virtual Workbench"โbecause nothing says cutting-edge like emulating a 40-year-old computer bus ๐ค๐พ. Who needs modern tech when you can play digital archaeologist in your spare time? ๐บ๐ฆ Maybe next, they'll release the 'Virtual Abacus' for all the hipsters needing retro calculations! ๐ข๐
https://grantmestrength.github.io/S100/ #S100VirtualWorkbench #digitalarchaeology #retrotech #emulation #nostalgia #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Behold, the dazzling #breakthrough in compressing floating-point streamsโfinally, a solution to a problem no one asked for! ๐ค๐ก Dive into the labyrinth of #GitHub buzzwords and AI-powered gibberish, but remember: it's "research-grade," so it's definitely serious business. ๐๐
https://github.com/xtellect/fc #floatingpointcompression #AIresearch #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐๐ค Wow, Eric, a Rust-powered graduation cap? Because clearly, what every new grad needs is their hat to be more technologically advanced than their job prospects! ๐ But hey, at least now your cap can silently judge you for spending $94 on its short-lived rental experience. ๐ฉ๐ธ
https://ericswpark.com/blog/2026/2026-05-12-my-graduation-cap-runs-rust/ #RustProgramming #GraduationTech #JobProspects #GraduationCap #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ฑ๏ธ "Reimagining the mouse pointer"? Oh, please. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Just what we need - another overhyped "revolution" that replaces the humble cursor with AI jazz hands and banana-flavored nonsense. ๐ Next, they'll reimagine the keyboard as a cosmic dance mat. ๐บโจ
https://deepmind.google/blog/ai-pointer/ #ReimaginingMousePointer #OverhypedTech #AIRevolution #CursorCritique #TechHumor #CosmicDanceMat #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the profound wisdom of error messages ๐โจ: "Just a moment...Enable #JavaScript and #cookies to continue." Because clearly, the best way to solve life's problems is by blaming the user for their tech settings ๐คฆโโ๏ธ.
https://wix-ux.com/when-life-gives-you-lemons-write-better-error-messages-46c5223e1a2f #errorMessages #userBlame #techHumor #lifeLessons #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ WOW! Finally, an AI agent that lets you relive the thrill of navigating #TN3270 and writing #JCL, just like it's 1974! ๐ฐ๏ธ Because who doesn't want to debug jobs on #zOS from their "modern" development environment? ๐คโจ
https://www.hypercubic.ai/hopper #AIagent #nostalgia #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ WOW! Finally, an AI agent that lets you relive the thrill of navigating #TN3270 and writing #JCL, just like it's 1974! ๐ฐ๏ธ Because who doesn't want to debug jobs on #zOS from their "modern" development environment? ๐คโจ
https://www.hypercubic.ai/hopper #AIagent #nostalgia #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ WOW! Finally, an AI agent that lets you relive the thrill of navigating #TN3270 and writing #JCL, just like it's 1974! ๐ฐ๏ธ Because who doesn't want to debug jobs on #zOS from their "modern" development environment? ๐คโจ
https://www.hypercubic.ai/hopper #AIagent #nostalgia #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ WOW! Finally, an AI agent that lets you relive the thrill of navigating #TN3270 and writing #JCL, just like it's 1974! ๐ฐ๏ธ Because who doesn't want to debug jobs on #zOS from their "modern" development environment? ๐คโจ
https://www.hypercubic.ai/hopper #AIagent #nostalgia #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐ WOW! Finally, an AI agent that lets you relive the thrill of navigating #TN3270 and writing #JCL, just like it's 1974! ๐ฐ๏ธ Because who doesn't want to debug jobs on #zOS from their "modern" development environment? ๐คโจ
https://www.hypercubic.ai/hopper #AIagent #nostalgia #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Apple: "Your backup is safe in our cloud." โ๏ธ
Me: "Can I see what's inside?" ๐ง
Apple: "No. Just pay for the 2TB plan." ๐ธMy Arch Linux brain couldn't handle the "trust me bro" logic. Thatโs why #Keepita exists. No gatekeepers, just your data. ๐ง๐
Break the black box: https://panel.keepita.com/
#Keepita #ArchLinux #Apple #iCloud #DataPrivacy #Linux #IndieDev #BuildInPublic #TechHumor
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Apple: "Your backup is safe in our cloud." โ๏ธ
Me: "Can I see what's inside?" ๐ง
Apple: "No. Just pay for the 2TB plan." ๐ธMy Arch Linux brain couldn't handle the "trust me bro" logic. Thatโs why #Keepita exists. No gatekeepers, just your data. ๐ง๐
Break the black box: https://panel.keepita.com/
#Keepita #ArchLinux #Apple #iCloud #DataPrivacy #Linux #IndieDev #BuildInPublic #TechHumor
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Apple: "Your backup is safe in our cloud." โ๏ธ
Me: "Can I see what's inside?" ๐ง
Apple: "No. Just pay for the 2TB plan." ๐ธMy Arch Linux brain couldn't handle the "trust me bro" logic. Thatโs why #Keepita exists. No gatekeepers, just your data. ๐ง๐
Break the black box: https://panel.keepita.com/
#Keepita #ArchLinux #Apple #iCloud #DataPrivacy #Linux #IndieDev #BuildInPublic #TechHumor
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Apple: "Your backup is safe in our cloud." โ๏ธ
Me: "Can I see what's inside?" ๐ง
Apple: "No. Just pay for the 2TB plan." ๐ธMy Arch Linux brain couldn't handle the "trust me bro" logic. Thatโs why #Keepita exists. No gatekeepers, just your data. ๐ง๐
Break the black box: https://panel.keepita.com/
#Keepita #ArchLinux #Apple #iCloud #DataPrivacy #Linux #IndieDev #BuildInPublic #TechHumor
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Ah yes, the pinnacle of innovation: an #adblocker that swaps out ads for "They Live" slogans. ๐คฏ Because nothing screams 21st-century tech like living in an 80s sci-fi dystopia. ๐ I'm sure #advertisers are quaking in their boots. ๐
https://github.com/davmlaw/they_live_adblocker #TheyLive #innovation #80sDystopia #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
๐จโ๐ป๐คฆโโ๏ธ Ah, the majestic art of needless complexity: why take the easy road with 'import pywikibot' when you can unleash a torrent of 3,000 lines of #Python code for fixing typos?! Claude's magnum opus is truly a testament to the timeless tradition of coding masochism. ๐ฅด๐
https://fireflysentinel.github.io/posts/fake-building-claude-3000-lines/ #codingmasochism #unnecessarycomplexity #pywikibot #techhumor #codingchallenges #HackerNews #ngated
