#technobabble — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #technobabble, aggregated by home.social.
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🚀💻 Ah, the techno-babble buffet is back with "GLM-5.3"—a dazzling array of emergent cyber capabilities that promise to decode the universe and maybe even your grandma's knitting patterns. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, actual programmers are busy #debugging their "Hello, World!" for the fifth time.
https://z.ai/blog/glm-5.3 #TechnoBabble #GLM53 #CyberCapabilities #Programming #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀💻 Ah, the techno-babble buffet is back with "GLM-5.3"—a dazzling array of emergent cyber capabilities that promise to decode the universe and maybe even your grandma's knitting patterns. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, actual programmers are busy #debugging their "Hello, World!" for the fifth time.
https://z.ai/blog/glm-5.3 #TechnoBabble #GLM53 #CyberCapabilities #Programming #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh joy, another "groundbreaking" #AI #model crowned king by a self-important "agentic index"—because clearly, the world needed more #jargon to pretend to understand AI. 🤖 Who knew that measuring AI was as easy as creating a #leaderboard with random metrics and a dash of techno-babble? 🏆
https://artificialanalysis.ai/?intelligence=agentic-index #TechnoBabble #Groundbreaking #AgenticIndex #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh joy, another "groundbreaking" #AI #model crowned king by a self-important "agentic index"—because clearly, the world needed more #jargon to pretend to understand AI. 🤖 Who knew that measuring AI was as easy as creating a #leaderboard with random metrics and a dash of techno-babble? 🏆
https://artificialanalysis.ai/?intelligence=agentic-index #TechnoBabble #Groundbreaking #AgenticIndex #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖🔍 Behold, the gloriously incomprehensible techno-babble of Robostral Navigate, the cutting-edge single camera #AI #navigation model that's basically a glorified Roomba with delusions of grandeur. 🙄 Apparently, the solution to all your problems is hidden somewhere in their buzzword salad, but good luck deciphering it without a PhD in Marketing Speak. 📈💼
https://mistral.ai/news/robostral-navigate/ #Robotics #TechnoBabble #Buzzwords #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖🔍 Behold, the gloriously incomprehensible techno-babble of Robostral Navigate, the cutting-edge single camera #AI #navigation model that's basically a glorified Roomba with delusions of grandeur. 🙄 Apparently, the solution to all your problems is hidden somewhere in their buzzword salad, but good luck deciphering it without a PhD in Marketing Speak. 📈💼
https://mistral.ai/news/robostral-navigate/ #Robotics #TechnoBabble #Buzzwords #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Woohoo, another thrilling read on turning #cryptography into a game of hide-and-seek! 🤹♂️ Because what we all need is a "final boss" made of layers of unnecessary #complexity, ensuring only a #PhD in jargonese could ever hope to understand this #technobabble saga. 🧙♂️🔍
https://vitalik.eth.limo/general/2026/06/29/obfuscation1.html #gameofhideandseek #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Woohoo, another thrilling read on turning #cryptography into a game of hide-and-seek! 🤹♂️ Because what we all need is a "final boss" made of layers of unnecessary #complexity, ensuring only a #PhD in jargonese could ever hope to understand this #technobabble saga. 🧙♂️🔍
https://vitalik.eth.limo/general/2026/06/29/obfuscation1.html #gameofhideandseek #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! A heartfelt #tribute #to the unsung hero of word processing: the red and green squiggles guy. 🎨 Ironically, buried under a #technobabble avalanche of acronyms nobody asked for. 🤦♂️ #Microsoft, you sure know how to honor someone with a deluge of jargon while forgetting their name! 💡
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20260622-00/?p=112451 #heroes #wordprocessing #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! A heartfelt #tribute #to the unsung hero of word processing: the red and green squiggles guy. 🎨 Ironically, buried under a #technobabble avalanche of acronyms nobody asked for. 🤦♂️ #Microsoft, you sure know how to honor someone with a deluge of jargon while forgetting their name! 💡
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20260622-00/?p=112451 #heroes #wordprocessing #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🎭 Welcome to the labyrinthine wonderland of #AgenticResourceDiscovery.org, where you can indulge in an infinite loop of "Introduction" tabs and revel in the existential crisis of what 'Agentic Resource Discovery' *actually* means! 🤔🔄 If you love savoring the taste of #technobabble with a side of baffling circular navigation, this is your buffet! 🍽️🚀
https://agenticresourcediscovery.org/introduction/ #InfiniteLoop #ExistentialCrisis #NavigationBuffet #HackerNews #ngated -
🎭 Welcome to the labyrinthine wonderland of #AgenticResourceDiscovery.org, where you can indulge in an infinite loop of "Introduction" tabs and revel in the existential crisis of what 'Agentic Resource Discovery' *actually* means! 🤔🔄 If you love savoring the taste of #technobabble with a side of baffling circular navigation, this is your buffet! 🍽️🚀
https://agenticresourcediscovery.org/introduction/ #InfiniteLoop #ExistentialCrisis #NavigationBuffet #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 BREAKING: #Anthropic publishes a report so full of techno-babble that even their #AI is confused 🤖💩. In other news, #skepticism remains undefeated as readers everywhere collectively roll their eyes at yet another industry attempt to sprinkle AI magic dust on everything, including your grandma's knitting club. 🧶✨
https://djnn.sh/posts/anthropic-s-paper-smells-like-bullshit/ #TechnoBabble #IndustryMagic #KnittingClub #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 BREAKING: #Anthropic publishes a report so full of techno-babble that even their #AI is confused 🤖💩. In other news, #skepticism remains undefeated as readers everywhere collectively roll their eyes at yet another industry attempt to sprinkle AI magic dust on everything, including your grandma's knitting club. 🧶✨
https://djnn.sh/posts/anthropic-s-paper-smells-like-bullshit/ #TechnoBabble #IndustryMagic #KnittingClub #HackerNews #ngated -
😆 Oh, sweet technobabble! We've invented a magic light contraption that doesn't need switches—just a 400 error and a clueless support team to light your way to nowhere. 🚫🔦
https://phys.org/news/2025-10-device-based-optical-thermodynamics-route.html #technobabble #magiclight #400error #cluelesssupport #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
😆 Oh, sweet technobabble! We've invented a magic light contraption that doesn't need switches—just a 400 error and a clueless support team to light your way to nowhere. 🚫🔦
https://phys.org/news/2025-10-device-based-optical-thermodynamics-route.html #technobabble #magiclight #400error #cluelesssupport #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that #StarTrek has those Vulcans (or Data) to convince you not to look into the logic of plot/people.
"There's a Vulcan around, if they can't find a fault in that logic, neither will I!"
Hard #SciFi doesn't need cheap tricks like that, because there's (hopefully) no gaping flaws?
"Western in Space"-Starwars doesn't need it, because nobody expects any logic. (not even from droids)
And even grimderp WH40K doesn't need such things, because why would there be logical plot if there's literal multiple chaos dieties around? (still better plot/science than Star Trek - because the rules lawyers couldn't stand really bad flaws)
Only Star Trek likes to look like it's science based, when in reality it's rather "rule of cool"-based and only "teching the tech". There's no need for Science if you can substitute with #technobabble. There's no need for complex plot, if you can just have superhuman main characters win fist fights against people "five times as strong as a human" all the time.
Time travel? We do it permanently! It's not like that one crushed car would change the future in any way!
Who does Science? There's some shady science org that does build a groundbreaking new fusion plant in the same building it's holding their (currently child aged) genetic engineered super humans! (who will take over mankind soon)
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The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that #StarTrek has those Vulcans (or Data) to convince you not to look into the logic of plot/people.
"There's a Vulcan around, if they can't find a fault in that logic, neither will I!"
Hard #SciFi doesn't need cheap tricks like that, because there's (hopefully) no gaping flaws?
"Western in Space"-Starwars doesn't need it, because nobody expects any logic. (not even from droids)
And even grimderp WH40K doesn't need such things, because why would there be logical plot if there's literal multiple chaos dieties around? (still better plot/science than Star Trek - because the rules lawyers couldn't stand really bad flaws)
Only Star Trek likes to look like it's science based, when in reality it's rather "rule of cool"-based and only "teching the tech". There's no need for Science if you can substitute with #technobabble. There's no need for complex plot, if you can just have superhuman main characters win fist fights against people "five times as strong as a human" all the time.
Time travel? We do it permanently! It's not like that one crushed car would change the future in any way!
Who does Science? There's some shady science org that does build a groundbreaking new fusion plant in the same building it's holding their (currently child aged) genetic engineered super humans! (who will take over mankind soon)
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Oh, the horror! 😱 Yet another #technobabble #snoozefest about "MCP Vulnerabilities" that's so thrilling it'll put you to sleep faster than a #lullaby. Can't wait for part 2: "Let's Pretend We're Fixing It" 😂.
https://forgecode.dev/blog/prevent-attacks-on-mcp/ #MCPVulnerabilities #Cybersecurity #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, the horror! 😱 Yet another #technobabble #snoozefest about "MCP Vulnerabilities" that's so thrilling it'll put you to sleep faster than a #lullaby. Can't wait for part 2: "Let's Pretend We're Fixing It" 😂.
https://forgecode.dev/blog/prevent-attacks-on-mcp/ #MCPVulnerabilities #Cybersecurity #Humor #HackerNews #ngated -
@darac
You do know it isn't real, right?
LOL
#Stargate #SG1 #StargateSG1 #technobabble -
@skinnylatte
(Re: ai, insulin pump/cgm, etc contd)But this is like any tool, right?
We have the responsibility to anticipate potential negative impacts and prioritize strategies to avoid them. (Especially the "we" that has the societal "power")*#diabetes #technobabble contd
🤹♀️:-re death, see "dead in bed," "severe lows", etc
-also, at least 2 common scenarios where the ai's "failsafes" fail.
If anyone's curious pls LMK cuz this is enough infodump here! 😁🙄😉(Part 3 of 3)
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@skinnylatte
(Re: ai, insulin pump/cgm, etc contd)But this is like any tool, right?
We have the responsibility to anticipate potential negative impacts and prioritize strategies to avoid them. (Especially the "we" that has the societal "power")*#diabetes #technobabble contd
🤹♀️:-re death, see "dead in bed," "severe lows", etc
-also, at least 2 common scenarios where the ai's "failsafes" fail.
If anyone's curious pls LMK cuz this is enough infodump here! 😁🙄😉(Part 3 of 3)
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🐌 Ah, the cutting-edge world of 2012 WebGL! Dive into a sea of techno-babble about Gray-Scott #patterns, where equations spawn "negative bubbles" and "solitons"—because who doesn’t want a browser full of mathematical soup? 🤯 For those who find the term "user-friendly" offensive, here’s your chance to get lost in a mess of jargons and obscure symbols! 🎨
http://www.mrob.com/pub/comp/xmorphia/ogl/index.html #WebGL #GrayScott #MathematicalSoup #TechnoBabble #UserFriendly #HackerNews #ngated -
🐌 Ah, the cutting-edge world of 2012 WebGL! Dive into a sea of techno-babble about Gray-Scott #patterns, where equations spawn "negative bubbles" and "solitons"—because who doesn’t want a browser full of mathematical soup? 🤯 For those who find the term "user-friendly" offensive, here’s your chance to get lost in a mess of jargons and obscure symbols! 🎨
http://www.mrob.com/pub/comp/xmorphia/ogl/index.html #WebGL #GrayScott #MathematicalSoup #TechnoBabble #UserFriendly #HackerNews #ngated -
🔒🤡 Presenting CapOS: the latest in techno-babble jet fuel, promising a "responsibility-gated" OS—because who wouldn't want a system that checks your homework before letting you run an app? 🚀🥴 Welcome to the future where your CPU pauses to ponder the meaning of life before executing a process! 🙄🔐
https://zenodo.org/communities/xtothepowerofinfinity/records #CapOS #TechnoBabble #ResponsibilityGated #OS #FutureOfComputing #CPUPhilosophy #AppExecution #HackerNews #ngated -
🔒🤡 Presenting CapOS: the latest in techno-babble jet fuel, promising a "responsibility-gated" OS—because who wouldn't want a system that checks your homework before letting you run an app? 🚀🥴 Welcome to the future where your CPU pauses to ponder the meaning of life before executing a process! 🙄🔐
https://zenodo.org/communities/xtothepowerofinfinity/records #CapOS #TechnoBabble #ResponsibilityGated #OS #FutureOfComputing #CPUPhilosophy #AppExecution #HackerNews #ngated -
@mpax @steaphan
I’m sure there’s some #technobabble like:
“The shield generators degrade under repeated attacks so it overloads their ability to withstand such powerful blows, in easily measured incremental amounts” 📡
#StarTrek #SciFi -
@mpax @steaphan
I’m sure there’s some #technobabble like:
“The shield generators degrade under repeated attacks so it overloads their ability to withstand such powerful blows, in easily measured incremental amounts” 📡
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Habitually I provide the url, but if you do not need to, I would not recommend this for human reading. I fully grasp the concepts trying to be described, I just reflexively resist the way it is presented.
Ironic for something trying to explain how to implement the separation of data, code and presentation, that it so quickly devolves into #Jargon & #Technobabble
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Habitually I provide the url, but if you do not need to, I would not recommend this for human reading. I fully grasp the concepts trying to be described, I just reflexively resist the way it is presented.
Ironic for something trying to explain how to implement the separation of data, code and presentation, that it so quickly devolves into #Jargon & #Technobabble
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No #spoilers, but #CW makes a cameo at the end and there’s enough technically accurate #technobabble to make me believe that there were some #HamRadio operators involved in making the film.
#AmateurRadio
#SETI3/n
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No #spoilers, but #CW makes a cameo at the end and there’s enough technically accurate #technobabble to make me believe that there were some #HamRadio operators involved in making the film.
#AmateurRadio
#SETI3/n
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Transmorphers: Mech Beasts
https://frimoulux.com/transmorphers-mech-beasts/
#TomArnold #MatthewGademske #GeenaAlexandra #ToddKarner #JoleneAndersen #AnthonyJensen #CharlotteBjornbak #MarkJustice #TaniaFox #ChadRidgely #ScienceFiction #Robots #Extraterrestres #Suite #TheAsylum #Action #Futur #2324 #Nanobots #NouvelleLosAngeles #LionRobotique #Armes #Bunker #EffetsSpéciaux #Apocalypse #Combat #Technobabble #Transformation #MenaceAlien #Transmorphers #TerreReconstruite #DestructionPlanétaire #Invasion #RésistanceHumaine -
RE-EDIT: I got alt text but no caption on the first picture, and captions but no alt text on the rest..... and after that, only captions no matter how I try to write it
EDIT : Figured it out. Directly (no space) after the address string thingy for the picture, add the description and directly after that (again no space) [/img]
I have no idea how to add captions or alt text....I'm trying to find a Friendica alt text for dummies guide, but everything I find reads like technobabble. Sorry, I'm old, we had Commodore 64's when I was in school.
Found this "Say, you want to embed the image.jpg from example.com. The BBCode to add the image and provide an ALT text for it would be:
img=http://example.com/image.jpg]This is the image description text.[/imgWhen I drag and drop a picture in a post, it looks like this:
-so....I put the what where???
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On The Problem of Technobabble and Ontotechnology
https://eldraeverse.com/2024/09/08/on-the-problem-of-technobabble-and-ontotechnology/
#eldraeverse #meta #metaphor #ontotechnology #technobabble #writing
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I Installed #CasaOS just for fun on an old computer running Debian Bookworm and I'm impressed. In no time I look at a slick user interface from my main computer, and I've installed some apps like #HomeAssistant and #NextCloud in it. Looks very promising.
#NerdToot #TechnoBabble
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I Installed #CasaOS just for fun on an old computer running Debian Bookworm and I'm impressed. In no time I look at a slick user interface from my main computer, and I've installed some apps like #HomeAssistant and #NextCloud in it. Looks very promising.
#NerdToot #TechnoBabble
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#MarketingBS #Technobabble #KI #AI
Ja, Äh, WOW!!
KI-basierte Algorithmen (WTF?)
Oder doch Deep Learning?Auf jeden Fall maximales #BuzzwordBingo!!
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What the hell are Neelix, Tom and Harry talking about???!!! #technobabble
#AllStartrek #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekVOY #Threshold @allstartrek
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What the hell are Neelix, Tom and Harry talking about???!!! #technobabble
#AllStartrek #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekVOY #Threshold @allstartrek
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Questions always follow after such, 'salty talk', or 'nautical nomenclature', or in #Star_Trek terms, #technobabble.
What's the difference between a mizzen topgallant sail and a main royal staysail? Just a few rules is all it takes, but in today's world, one need only avail themselves of the basic Marconi rig on a single masted sloop. There's a mainsail (the big triangular one aft of the mast), and a jib, or foresail. Typically, when speaking about a jib (the one forward of the mast), people will typically categorize them into about three classes:
- a #Genoa (big one - low wind conditions)
- a #Jenny (also called a #working_jib for most wind conditions)
- a #Storm_jib - smallish, for reduced sail area in high and gale force winds.
If you're rigged to run one jib, you're a #sloop; two, and you're #cutter rigged.
tl;dr: Unlike elections, rigging is a good thing. Without standing rigging you have nothing to hold your masts up in place and they'll just snap or fall over. Without running rigging you have no way to control your sails, hoist them up, or catch the wind.
So when it comes to sailboats, it's a very good thing that they're rigged :p
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@DWUDatabase "Isotope" is such a stupid word to put on a sign. It just means "stuff" after all. LOL
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#scifi silliness
#technobabbleModulate a planet's magnetic field, to communicate hundreds of light years. Reception by large array differential magnetometer.
(Don't mind me, I'm feverish and got a really bad cold. The drugs and alcohol are utterly fantastic. Beats the hell out of reading "the news".)
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Another engineering dispatch from the Enterprise. (sound on)
https://www.tiktok.com/@reinaofthecid/video/7242885472379243819 -
Who writes this nonsense?
"Get the data visibility you need to better understand and manage your trust landscape."
"Leverage powerful insights to take the necessary actions that lead to positive results for your business."
"Move from manual workflows to trust by design with automation that keeps you elevated from competition and focused on the path ahead."
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#TrekComics365 038
DC #StarTrek Vol 1. #24 (1986)
'Double Blind, Part One'
Duane/Sutton, Villagran & WolfmanKirk surrenders the Excelsior to the unusual Ajir - Thank goodness it's the day of Farf! Horta Naraht rocks his first appearance. Saavik's #Technobabble is gorgeous
