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  1. Project Manager Iluminado

    ¿Cuántos project managers se necesitan para cambiar una bombilla? Ninguno, eso está fuera del alcance del proyecto.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #ProjectManager

  2. Project con salvapantalla mate

    ¿Por qué se quedó el Project Manager mirando la pantalla en negro más de una hora? Saltó el salvapantallas y no podía googlear como quitarlo.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #ProjectManager

  3. Project Manager Piratilla

    Se abre el telón y aparece una Project Manager con un parche en el ojo (de pirata), un informático girando un ratón por el cable y un loro desplumado entre los dos. ¿Cómo se llama la película? Reunión a primera hora

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #ProjectManager

  4. 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁:

    #ProjectManager #OpenSource

    thewhale.cc/posts/openproject

    Open Project id a powerful, easy-to-use and open source collaborative project management software.

  5. El plan B del Project Manager

    ¿Por qué el project manager nunca se asusta en un laberinto?
    Porque siempre tiene un "plan de salida".

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager

  6. “As any old-salt #ProjectManager knows all too well, every nontrivial project implicitly has a task graph consisting of multiple tasks, complete with subtasks and dependencies.

    Many of those graph nodes are leaf-node tasks, like “write an auth library” or “modernize these unit tests”. They tend to be fairly self-contained. We often give these leaf node tasks to junior #developers because the scope is small.

    The other kind are tasks that combine the leaf tasks in various ways, to deliver the actual project and all its subprojects. If you’re building a car, you can have all the individual parts 3D printed for you, which is more or less what LLMs are doing for code. But someone still needs to build the car.

    Those higher-level, interior task-graph nodes often involve a lot of planning and coordination. Here’s the rub: As of about May, #LLMs can now execute most of the leaf tasks and even some higher-level interior tasks, even on large #softwareEngineering projects.” — Steve Yegg

    #WhiteCollar / #ZeroHourWork <steve-yegge.medium.com/the-dea>

  7. 🎉🎂 Happy Birthday, Manikandan! 🎂🎉

    Your leadership, dedication, and clarity as a Project Manager play a vital role in driving successful outcomes. Thank you for guiding the team with commitment and focus. Wishing you a year filled with success, happiness, and proud milestones ahead! 🥳🎁

    #HappyBirthday #BirthdayWishes #SunriseTechnologies #ProjectManager #Leadership #TeamSuccess #Milestones #Celebration

  8. El project manager lector: finales claros y plazos definidos

    ¿Por qué el project manager nunca lee novelas?
    Porque prefiere historias con finales claros y plazos definidos.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager

  9. El project manager montañista

    ¿Por qué el project manager antes de empezar un proyecto sube a la cima de la montaña?
    Porque busca la "vista panorámica" del proyecto.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager

  10. A double toot on the #ApprenticeshipKlaxon today for a fantastic #vacancy with our friends at Agilia Infrastructure Partners.

    The successful candidate will join our #ProjectManager Degree Apprenticeship programme, netting themselves a BSc (Hons) Project Management degree and recognition from the Association for #ProjectManagement too.

    It's a fairly short deadline for applications, so get in quickly, I think this one is going to be an amazing opportunity for someone!

    findapprenticeship.service.gov

  11. Ich bin gerade noch in der #Nachbereitung der Workshop-Unterlagen der #FrOSCon.

    Und in diesem Zuge habe ich eine Frage:
    Welche Inhalte sollten eurer Erfahrung nach in Weiterbildungen für Software-Developer zu Digitaler Barrierefreiheit unbedingt vorkommen?

    Die Frage richtet sich vor allem an die #OpenSourceCommunity, an die #Entwickler|*innen, aber auch an #ProductOwner und #ProjectManager und #CommunityManager .

    #froscon2025 #OpenSource #accessibility #DigitaleBarrierefreiheit #Weiterbildung #Developer

  12. kiro.dev/ - an #AI #IDE focused on the #ProjectManager role. Specify requirements and let agents vibe code the development.

  13. Korea Investment Real Estate Trust has been appointed as project manager for the World Villa small-scale reconstruction near Seoul's Guro Station, overseeing financing, construction, and sales for a new 157-unit residential complex in a prime transit-oriented location.
    #YonhapInfomax #KoreaInvestmentRealEstateTrust #GuroDistrict #ReconstructionProject #ResidentialComplex #ProjectManager #Economics #FinancialMarkets #Banking #Securities #Bonds #StockMarket
    en.infomaxai.com/news/articleV

  14. 🚨 Job offer 🚨

    For our location in Potsdam, we are seeking to fill a permanent position for a

    Third-Party Funds Officer / Project Manager.

    You will be the contact person and advisor for the Potsdam site's scientific departments and research groups on all questions related to national and international third-party funding matters.

    You will also assume project management tasks to support the directors in Potsdam and be the coordinator of the International Max Planck Research Schools at the AEI Potsdam.

    ℹ️ aei.mpg.de/1217743/third-party

    Edit: Fixed broken link

    #Job #Potsdam #ProjectManager #MaxPlanckSociety #Physics

  15. 09:59am Project Manager: Please clear database table "xyz".
    10:06am Me: Done.
    11:01am PM calls me: Everything is gone. What happend?
    Me: You said clear the table so I cleared the table.
    PM: I meant to say "clear column abc from table xyz" of course not "clear the whole table"
    #ProjectManager #Software #development #developers #dev #Database #Backup

  16. 🚨 Job offer 🚨

    For our location in Potsdam, we are seeking to fill a permanent position for a

    Third-Party Funds Officer / Project Manager.

    You will be the contact person and advisor for the Potsdam site's scientific departments and research groups on all questions related to national and international third-party funding matters.

    You will also assume project management tasks to support the directors in Potsdam and be the coordinator of the International Max Planck Research Schools at the AEI Potsdam.

    ℹ️ aei.mpg.de/1214648/third-party

    #Job #Potsdam #ProjectManager #MaxPlanckSociety #Physics

  17. 🚨 Job offer 🚨

    For our location in Potsdam, we are seeking to fill a permanent position for a

    Third-Party Funds Officer / Project Manager.

    You will be the contact person and advisor for the Potsdam site's scientific departments and research groups on all questions related to national and international third-party funding matters.

    You will also assume project management tasks to support the directors in Potsdam and be the coordinator of the International Max Planck Research Schools at the AEI Potsdam.

    ℹ️ aei.mpg.de/1214648/third-party

    #Job #Potsdam #ProjectManager #MaxPlanckSociety #Physics

  18. Hey Mastodon! For #GivingTuesday, can you please give me a #boost?

    I'm looking for my next job and could use some help:

    🪪 Newly certified #PMP, exp in IT sales to US Fed Gov
    ⚡️ Looking to pivot to #Energy to help with the #EnergyTransition, specifically with the Fed given my exp
    👨🏻‍💻 Open to #Remote or #Hybrid in #Chicago
    🗂️ Looking for #ProjectManager or #ProgramManager roles
    Overall, I'm flexible!

    Thank you! 🙏

    #FediHire #FediHire #FediJobs #JobHunt #HireMe #Solar #PV #GetFediHired #CleanEnergy

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