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  1. El plan B del Project Manager

    ¿Por qué el project manager nunca se asusta en un laberinto?
    Porque siempre tiene un "plan de salida".

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager

  2. El project manager lector: finales claros y plazos definidos

    ¿Por qué el project manager nunca lee novelas?
    Porque prefiere historias con finales claros y plazos definidos.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager

  3. El project manager montañista

    ¿Por qué el project manager antes de empezar un proyecto sube a la cima de la montaña?
    Porque busca la "vista panorámica" del proyecto.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager

  4. Deporte olímpico de las oficinas tech

    ¿Cuál es el deporte más practicado en oficinas informáticas?
    El "sprint", siempre corriendo para cumplir los plazos.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager #Backend #Frontend

  5. El último Project Manager

    ¿Cuál es el animal más parecido a un project manager?
    El delfín, siempre sonriendo mientras nada en aguas complicadas.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager

  6. Project Manager Iluminado

    ¿Cuántos project managers se necesitan para cambiar una bombilla? Ninguno, eso está fuera del alcance del proyecto.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #ProjectManager

  7. Project con salvapantalla mate

    ¿Por qué se quedó el Project Manager mirando la pantalla en negro más de una hora? Saltó el salvapantallas y no podía googlear como quitarlo.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #ProjectManager

  8. Project Manager Piratilla

    Se abre el telón y aparece una Project Manager con un parche en el ojo (de pirata), un informático girando un ratón por el cable y un loro desplumado entre los dos. ¿Cómo se llama la película? Reunión a primera hora

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #ProjectManager

  9. 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁:

    #ProjectManager #OpenSource

    thewhale.cc/posts/openproject

    Open Project id a powerful, easy-to-use and open source collaborative project management software.

  10. Boeing's Millennium Space Systems Seeks Material Project Manager

    Boeing Millennium Space Systems seeks a Material Project Manager to manage materials for space projects. Learn about the role and its impact on satellite development.

    #BoeingJobs, #SpaceIndustry, #SatelliteTech, #ProjectManager, #AerospaceCareers

    newsletter.tf/boeing-millenniu

  11. El plan B del Project Manager

    ¿Por qué el project manager nunca se asusta en un laberinto?
    Porque siempre tiene un "plan de salida".

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager

  12. 🎉🎂 Happy Birthday, Manikandan! 🎂🎉

    Your leadership, dedication, and clarity as a Project Manager play a vital role in driving successful outcomes. Thank you for guiding the team with commitment and focus. Wishing you a year filled with success, happiness, and proud milestones ahead! 🥳🎁

    #HappyBirthday #BirthdayWishes #SunriseTechnologies #ProjectManager #Leadership #TeamSuccess #Milestones #Celebration

  13. El project manager lector: finales claros y plazos definidos

    ¿Por qué el project manager nunca lee novelas?
    Porque prefiere historias con finales claros y plazos definidos.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager

  14. El project manager montañista

    ¿Por qué el project manager antes de empezar un proyecto sube a la cima de la montaña?
    Porque busca la "vista panorámica" del proyecto.

    #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Scrum #ProjectManager

  15. A double toot on the #ApprenticeshipKlaxon today for a fantastic #vacancy with our friends at Agilia Infrastructure Partners.

    The successful candidate will join our #ProjectManager Degree Apprenticeship programme, netting themselves a BSc (Hons) Project Management degree and recognition from the Association for #ProjectManagement too.

    It's a fairly short deadline for applications, so get in quickly, I think this one is going to be an amazing opportunity for someone!

    findapprenticeship.service.gov

  16. A double toot on the #ApprenticeshipKlaxon today for a fantastic #vacancy with our friends at Agilia Infrastructure Partners.

    The successful candidate will join our #ProjectManager Degree Apprenticeship programme, netting themselves a BSc (Hons) Project Management degree and recognition from the Association for #ProjectManagement too.

    It's a fairly short deadline for applications, so get in quickly, I think this one is going to be an amazing opportunity for someone!

    findapprenticeship.service.gov

  17. Ich bin gerade noch in der #Nachbereitung der Workshop-Unterlagen der #FrOSCon.

    Und in diesem Zuge habe ich eine Frage:
    Welche Inhalte sollten eurer Erfahrung nach in Weiterbildungen für Software-Developer zu Digitaler Barrierefreiheit unbedingt vorkommen?

    Die Frage richtet sich vor allem an die #OpenSourceCommunity, an die #Entwickler|*innen, aber auch an #ProductOwner und #ProjectManager und #CommunityManager .

    #froscon2025 #OpenSource #accessibility #DigitaleBarrierefreiheit #Weiterbildung #Developer

  18. kiro.dev/ - an #AI #IDE focused on the #ProjectManager role. Specify requirements and let agents vibe code the development.

  19. kiro.dev/ - an #AI #IDE focused on the #ProjectManager role. Specify requirements and let agents vibe code the development.

  20. Conversation at work yesterday:

    Coworker: Are you going to the Emerging Leaders events?

    Me: Nah. They invite me, but I would rather the Project Engineers on my team go and I'll cover. And I'm almost 50, so it doesn't feel like a great fit.

    Coworker: You're an Emerged Leader. What do you guys do?

    Me: We all go to a dive bar and take turns sitting with a therapist.

    #ConstructionLife #ProjectManager

  21. 🚨 Job offer 🚨

    For our location in Potsdam, we are seeking to fill a permanent position for a

    Third-Party Funds Officer / Project Manager.

    You will be the contact person and advisor for the Potsdam site's scientific departments and research groups on all questions related to national and international third-party funding matters.

    You will also assume project management tasks to support the directors in Potsdam and be the coordinator of the International Max Planck Research Schools at the AEI Potsdam.

    ℹ️ aei.mpg.de/1217743/third-party

    Edit: Fixed broken link

    #Job #Potsdam #ProjectManager #MaxPlanckSociety #Physics

  22. 09:59am Project Manager: Please clear database table "xyz".
    10:06am Me: Done.
    11:01am PM calls me: Everything is gone. What happend?
    Me: You said clear the table so I cleared the table.
    PM: I meant to say "clear column abc from table xyz" of course not "clear the whole table"
    #ProjectManager #Software #development #developers #dev #Database #Backup

  23. 🚨 Job offer 🚨

    For our location in Potsdam, we are seeking to fill a permanent position for a

    Third-Party Funds Officer / Project Manager.

    You will be the contact person and advisor for the Potsdam site's scientific departments and research groups on all questions related to national and international third-party funding matters.

    You will also assume project management tasks to support the directors in Potsdam and be the coordinator of the International Max Planck Research Schools at the AEI Potsdam.

    ℹ️ aei.mpg.de/1214648/third-party

    #Job #Potsdam #ProjectManager #MaxPlanckSociety #Physics

  24. 🚨 Job offer 🚨

    For our location in Potsdam, we are seeking to fill a permanent position for a

    Third-Party Funds Officer / Project Manager.

    You will be the contact person and advisor for the Potsdam site's scientific departments and research groups on all questions related to national and international third-party funding matters.

    You will also assume project management tasks to support the directors in Potsdam and be the coordinator of the International Max Planck Research Schools at the AEI Potsdam.

    ℹ️ aei.mpg.de/1214648/third-party

    #Job #Potsdam #ProjectManager #MaxPlanckSociety #Physics

  25. Hey Mastodon! For #GivingTuesday, can you please give me a #boost?

    I'm looking for my next job and could use some help:

    🪪 Newly certified #PMP, exp in IT sales to US Fed Gov
    ⚡️ Looking to pivot to #Energy to help with the #EnergyTransition, specifically with the Fed given my exp
    👨🏻‍💻 Open to #Remote or #Hybrid in #Chicago
    🗂️ Looking for #ProjectManager or #ProgramManager roles
    Overall, I'm flexible!

    Thank you! 🙏

    #FediHire #FediHire #FediJobs #JobHunt #HireMe #Solar #PV #GetFediHired #CleanEnergy

  26. Bureau of Land Management is hiring a project manager for BURNING MAN

    "The Bureau of Land Management (BLM) is seeking a dedicated Project Manager to oversee operations related to the iconic Burning Man event in Winnemucca, Nevada."

    usajobs.gov/job/820663900

    #Nevada #Jobs #GetFediHired #ProjectManager #BurningMan #Winnemucca #LandManagement #Government

  27. Oooh! Now here's a piece of SPAM I actually enjoyed receiving...

    #AeonTimeline has been updated and there are some amazing new features!

    If you are a
    #writer, #ProjectManager, #lawyer, etc. and regularly deal with "timelines" of events (either real or fictional) then you really need to check this app out.

    I've been using this app for YEARS to keep track of plot points and story arcs and character arcs in the stories I write and it's proven INVALUABLE.

    One of those apps that is worth the money
    and then some.

    www.aeontimeline.com/whats-new/new-templates-easier-editing

  28. Be a part of integrating Critical Zone science at the international level.

    The new Critical Zone International – CZInt – project is seeking a project manager. The listing and application can be found here:

    bit.ly/46QHG3l

    #science #STEM #jobs #ProjectManager

  29. At #Crowdstrike right now there is a disgruntled stressed out #QA person who TOLD the #ProductOwner and #projectmanager "we haven't fully tested this week's patch yet. We're under staffed and the release train is too fast, we're falling behind." and they were told "Bah! Its fine! We have to deploy the WhizFlam feature to make our quarterly numbery line on the $money $chart go up! SHIP IT"

  30. - Partying: #ProjectManager and Client excited about their #software solution
    - Hiding: #Dev team knowing the solution is not technically possible