#accountant — Public Fediverse posts

A friend told me of this; she was on this train delayed to work last Wednesday.
An #accountant having an episode of some sort started yelling about A.I., & that "This will be your last day on Earth" so people pulled the #EmergencyCord just seconds from the #platform in #GrandCentralTerminal.
They turned off power, cops escorted the 60 who climbed out windows (no doors were opened), then the power went back on & the #train pulled in safely.
https://abc7ny.com/post/passenger-emotional-distress-sparks-chaotic-scene-aboard-metro-north-train-grand-central-terminal/19839416/

A friend told me of this; she was on this train delayed to work last Wednesday.
An #accountant having an episode of some sort started yelling about A.I., & that "This will be your last day on Earth" so people pulled the #EmergencyCord just seconds from the #platform in #GrandCentralTerminal.
They turned off power, cops escorted the 60 who climbed out windows (no doors were opened), then the power went back on & the #train pulled in safely.
https://abc7ny.com/post/passenger-emotional-distress-sparks-chaotic-scene-aboard-metro-north-train-grand-central-terminal/19839416/

A friend told me of this; she was on this train delayed to work last Wednesday.
An #accountant having an episode of some sort started yelling about A.I., & that "This will be your last day on Earth" so people pulled the #EmergencyCord just seconds from the #platform in #GrandCentralTerminal.
They turned off power, cops escorted the 60 who climbed out windows (no doors were opened), then the power went back on & the #train pulled in safely.
https://abc7ny.com/post/passenger-emotional-distress-sparks-chaotic-scene-aboard-metro-north-train-grand-central-terminal/19839416/

A friend told me of this; she was on this train delayed to work last Wednesday.
An #accountant having an episode of some sort started yelling about A.I., & that "This will be your last day on Earth" so people pulled the #EmergencyCord just seconds from the #platform in #GrandCentralTerminal.
They turned off power, cops escorted the 60 who climbed out windows (no doors were opened), then the power went back on & the #train pulled in safely.
https://abc7ny.com/post/passenger-emotional-distress-sparks-chaotic-scene-aboard-metro-north-train-grand-central-terminal/19839416/

Lees tip -> FIOD arresteert twee personen uit Friesland vanwege fraude met omzetbelasting. | Het strafrechtelijk onderzoek is gestart naar aanleiding van een officiële melding van de Belastingdienst. De onderneming van de verdachten richt zich onder meer op de handel in jukeboxen. | #accountant #belastingdienst #jukeboxen #Fiod #btwfraude #Friesland |

https://hbpmedia.nl/fiod-arresteert-twee-personen-uit-friesland-vanwege-fraude-met-omzetbelasting/

Lees tip -> FIOD arresteert twee personen uit Friesland vanwege fraude met omzetbelasting. | Het strafrechtelijk onderzoek is gestart naar aanleiding van een officiële melding van de Belastingdienst. De onderneming van de verdachten richt zich onder meer op de handel in jukeboxen. | #accountant #belastingdienst #jukeboxen #Fiod #btwfraude #Friesland |

https://hbpmedia.nl/fiod-arresteert-twee-personen-uit-friesland-vanwege-fraude-met-omzetbelasting/

Inside of you there are two wolves. One is an accountant. The other one is a nuclear physicist. They agree on nothing.

Coming this Fall, don't miss NBC's new comedy "The Odd Couple, Inside Me!"

#TwoWolves #accountant #NuclearPhysicist #TheOddCouple #ad #marketing

Inside of you there are two wolves. One is an accountant. The other one is a nuclear physicist. They agree on nothing.

Coming this Fall, don't miss NBC's new comedy "The Odd Couple, Inside Me!"

#TwoWolves #accountant #NuclearPhysicist #TheOddCouple #ad #marketing

Inside of you there are two wolves. One is an accountant. The other one is a nuclear physicist. They agree on nothing.

Coming this Fall, don't miss NBC's new comedy "The Odd Couple, Inside Me!"

#TwoWolves #accountant #NuclearPhysicist #TheOddCouple #ad #marketing

Inside of you there are two wolves. One is an accountant. The other one is a nuclear physicist. They agree on nothing.

Coming this Fall, don't miss NBC's new comedy "The Odd Couple, Inside Me!"

#TwoWolves #accountant #NuclearPhysicist #TheOddCouple #ad #marketing

@AkaSci I assume any #accountant wanting to stay that way won't pass that in accounts or an audit.

@AkaSci I assume any #accountant wanting to stay that way won't pass that in accounts or an audit.

@AkaSci I assume any #accountant wanting to stay that way won't pass that in accounts or an audit.

@AkaSci I assume any #accountant wanting to stay that way won't pass that in accounts or an audit.

@AkaSci I assume any #accountant wanting to stay that way won't pass that in accounts or an audit.

📰 Today's top stories, personally curated for you by Zorz Studios: http://zorz.it/newspaper

- #Fujifilm's trying something new after 40 years of disposable #QuickSnap cameras;
- 7 reasons I need an #accountant for my #SmallBusiness;
- Sunflowers filled this earthy yet elevated #OceansideWedding in #Bali;
- All the best #bargains from the #Fera summer sale;
- An #art lover’s guide to #SãoPaulo, and more

#ZoracleDaily #newspaper

📰 Today's top stories, personally curated for you by Zorz Studios: http://zorz.it/newspaper

- #Fujifilm's trying something new after 40 years of disposable #QuickSnap cameras;
- 7 reasons I need an #accountant for my #SmallBusiness;
- Sunflowers filled this earthy yet elevated #OceansideWedding in #Bali;
- All the best #bargains from the #Fera summer sale;
- An #art lover’s guide to #SãoPaulo, and more

#ZoracleDaily #newspaper

Can I save taxes by having my parents leave an inheritance to my children?

Dear Liz: I’m about 50 and have two early elementary school children. I make really good money and…
#NewsBeep #News #Personalfinance #accountant #Accounting #AU #Australia #board #Business #child #death #Finance #goodmoney #income #jennifersawday #kiddietax #parent #PersonalFinance #retirementaccount #taxpro #taxis #trust #year
https://www.newsbeep.com/au/780470/

Can I save taxes by having my parents leave an inheritance to my children?

Dear Liz: I’m about 50 and have two early elementary school children. I make really good money and…
#NewsBeep #News #Personalfinance #accountant #Accounting #AU #Australia #board #Business #child #death #Finance #goodmoney #income #jennifersawday #kiddietax #parent #PersonalFinance #retirementaccount #taxpro #taxis #trust #year
https://www.newsbeep.com/au/780470/

https://www.europesays.com/ie/569869/ Can I save taxes by having my parents leave an inheritance to my children? #accountant #Accounting #Board #Business #Child #death #Éire #GoodMoney #IE #Income #Ireland #JenniferSawday #KiddieTax #parent #PersonalFinance #PersonalFinance #RetirementAccount #TaxPro #taxis #trust #year

New HOA Board Member Proposes Cost-Saving Gardening Change That Could Cost Current Gardener His Job https://www.allforgardening.com/1798913/new-hoa-board-member-proposes-cost-saving-gardening-change-that-could-cost-current-gardener-his-job/ #accountant #aita #entity #garden #gardener #gardening #HOA #HOABoard #picture #reddit #top

New HOA Board Member Proposes Cost-Saving Gardening Change That Could Cost Current Gardener His Job https://www.allforgardening.com/1798913/new-hoa-board-member-proposes-cost-saving-gardening-change-that-could-cost-current-gardener-his-job/ #accountant #aita #entity #garden #gardener #gardening #HOA #HOABoard #picture #reddit #top

Hey UK #gamedevs, can anyone recommend a reasonably priced #accountant for a tiny #IndieGames company that wants to take full advantage of VGEC and R&D tax credits, and apply for grants?

Asking for a friend.

Hey UK #gamedevs, can anyone recommend a reasonably priced #accountant for a tiny #IndieGames company that wants to take full advantage of VGEC and R&D tax credits, and apply for grants?

Asking for a friend.

Hey UK #gamedevs, can anyone recommend a reasonably priced #accountant for a tiny #IndieGames company that wants to take full advantage of VGEC and R&D tax credits, and apply for grants?

Asking for a friend.

Hey UK #gamedevs, can anyone recommend a reasonably priced #accountant for a tiny #IndieGames company that wants to take full advantage of VGEC and R&D tax credits, and apply for grants?

Asking for a friend.

Hey UK #gamedevs, can anyone recommend a reasonably priced #accountant for a tiny #IndieGames company that wants to take full advantage of VGEC and R&D tax credits, and apply for grants?

Asking for a friend.

I'm an #accountant.

At work, I use a wireless keyboard with a touch pad instead of a mouse. I also have a separate wireless number pad. The batteries for the number pad need to be recharged.

I realized within 5 minutes that I'd rather have a root canal than try to do my job with just the top row numbers on the main keyboard.

I'm an #accountant.

At work, I use a wireless keyboard with a touch pad instead of a mouse. I also have a separate wireless number pad. The batteries for the number pad need to be recharged.

I realized within 5 minutes that I'd rather have a root canal than try to do my job with just the top row numbers on the main keyboard.

I'm an #accountant.

At work, I use a wireless keyboard with a touch pad instead of a mouse. I also have a separate wireless number pad. The batteries for the number pad need to be recharged.

I realized within 5 minutes that I'd rather have a root canal than try to do my job with just the top row numbers on the main keyboard.

I'm an #accountant.

At work, I use a wireless keyboard with a touch pad instead of a mouse. I also have a separate wireless number pad. The batteries for the number pad need to be recharged.

I realized within 5 minutes that I'd rather have a root canal than try to do my job with just the top row numbers on the main keyboard.

I'm an #accountant.

At work, I use a wireless keyboard with a touch pad instead of a mouse. I also have a separate wireless number pad. The batteries for the number pad need to be recharged.

I realized within 5 minutes that I'd rather have a root canal than try to do my job with just the top row numbers on the main keyboard.

[The guess-the-next-word machine, which is kinda what LLMs like ChatGPT, Claude and the rest are, don't have a firm grasp of reality. We ought not to trust them completely: check their work scrupulously.] #joke #funny #comedy #accountant #engineer #statistician #AIagent #AIethics

Worked for the IRS and also corporations, well balanced. They ask, "what is 1+1?" Accountant gets up, closes the office door, sits back down, leans in, and with a twinkle in their eye asks, "what do you want it to be?" 3/4 #joke #funny #comedy #accountant #engineer #statistician #AIagent

I heard this joke long ago, about accountants, but now feels maybe its about AI agents. Firm was hiring new person. Call in an engineer. Resume is great, love their experiences, and at the interview's end, ask, "what's 1+1?" 1/4 #joke #funny #comedy #accountant #engineer #statistician #AIagent

Spolu 13: Accounting

The spolu network can set up better accounting standards:

https://www.tiereddemocraticgovernance.org/blog_details.php?blog_cat_id=19&id=348

#tiereddemocraticgovernance
#accounting #accountant

Spolu 13: Accounting

The spolu network can set up better accounting standards:

https://www.tiereddemocraticgovernance.org/blog_details.php?blog_cat_id=19&id=348

#tiereddemocraticgovernance
#accounting #accountant

Spolu 13: Accounting

The spolu network can set up better accounting standards:

https://www.tiereddemocraticgovernance.org/blog_details.php?blog_cat_id=19&id=348

#tiereddemocraticgovernance
#accounting #accountant

Spolu 13: Accounting

The spolu network can set up better accounting standards:

https://www.tiereddemocraticgovernance.org/blog_details.php?blog_cat_id=19&id=348

#tiereddemocraticgovernance
#accounting #accountant

Spolu 13: Accounting

The spolu network can set up better accounting standards:

https://www.tiereddemocraticgovernance.org/blog_details.php?blog_cat_id=19&id=348

#tiereddemocraticgovernance
#accounting #accountant

https://www.europesays.com/ie/450867/ John Fleming Dies In Tragic Accident #accountant #BreakingNews #BreakingNews #BusAccident #Éire #FeaturedNews #FeaturedNews #Headlines #IE #Ireland #IrishRacingYearbook #JohnFleming #LatestNews #LatestNews #MainNews #MainNews #News #obituary #TopStories #TopStories

Former accountant jailed for $850k fraud involving Toowoomba’s Empire Theatre

A former accountant who defrauded nearly $850,000 from a theatre in regional Queensland will serve at least two…
#NewsBeep #News #Sports #accountant #AnthonyPatrickNunn #AU #Australia #court #EmpireTheatre #JudgeBenedictPowerKC #sports #Toowoomba
https://www.newsbeep.com/au/574624/

Former accountant jailed for $850k fraud involving Toowoomba’s Empire Theatre

A former accountant who defrauded nearly $850,000 from a theatre in regional Queensland will serve at least two…
#NewsBeep #News #Sports #accountant #AnthonyPatrickNunn #AU #Australia #court #EmpireTheatre #JudgeBenedictPowerKC #sports #Toowoomba
https://www.newsbeep.com/au/574624/

The Text of E-mails from My Accountant vs. the Subtext

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/the-text-of-e-mails-from-my-accountant-vs-the-subtext

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

The #Jumping #Accountant's #Haul

comics.lucentinian.com/15372
#AIGeneratedJokes #VisitNow #DailyComedy #Comedy #LaughWithAI

Công cụ CRM mới dành riêng cho kế toán kiểm toán (Chartered Accountants)

Một solo founder vừa ra mắt Charted - giải pháp quản lý quan hệ khách hàng chuyên biệt cho lĩnh vực kế toán với các tính năng:
- Quản lý hồ sơ khách hàng & tài liệu.
- Theo dõi thời hạn tuân thủ thuế (GST, ITR, ROC).
- Giao việc và dashboard theo dõi tiến độ.
- Mô hình thanh toán một lần (Lifetime), phù hợp cho các văn phòng vừa và nhỏ.

#CRM #Accountant #SaaS #KeToan #KiemToan #Fintech #Startup #TechNews

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Bug is becoming very interested in getting certified in tax preparation.

#Accounting #Accountant #CatAccountant

Bug is becoming very interested in getting certified in tax preparation.

#Accounting #Accountant #CatAccountant

Bug is becoming very interested in getting certified in tax preparation.

#Accounting #Accountant #CatAccountant

Bug is becoming very interested in getting certified in tax preparation.

#Accounting #Accountant #CatAccountant

Tax Accountant Salary in the United States of America » QA Realm
https://qarealm.com/tax-accountant-salary-in-the-united-states-of-america/

Tags: #Tax, #Accountant, #Salary, #United, #States, #America, #QA, #Realm

Accountant Salary in the United States of America » QA Realm
https://qarealm.com/accountant-salary-in-the-united-states-of-america/

Tags: #Accountant, #Salary, #United, #States, #America, #QA, #Realm

Accountant Salary in the United Kingdom? » QA Realm
https://qarealm.com/accountant-salary-in-the-united-kingdom/

Tags: #Accountant, #Salary, #United, #Kingdom, #QA, #Realm

@Geisseltierchen reading #buchhalterin I thought you like books, or you like collecting them, but then reading the English #accountant.... That is much less poetic

@Geisseltierchen reading #buchhalterin I thought you like books, or you like collecting them, but then reading the English #accountant.... That is much less poetic

@Geisseltierchen reading #buchhalterin I thought you like books, or you like collecting them, but then reading the English #accountant.... That is much less poetic

https://www.europesays.com/nl/87759/ Boete van 765.000 euro voor examenfraude bij accountantskantoor BDO #accountant #accountantskantoor #BDO #BreakingNews #BreakingNews #Dutch #examenfraude #FeaturedNews #FeaturedNews #Headlines #Hoofdpunten #LatestNews #LatestNews #Nederland #Nederlanden #Nederlands #Netherlands #News #Nieuws #NL #TopStories #TopStories #Voorpaginanieuws

Any recommendations for an #Accountant in #ScottishBorders that can file dormant accounts, not charge a ridiculous amount for doing so and get the minor details like the registered company address correct?

Any recommendations for an #Accountant in #ScottishBorders that can file dormant accounts, not charge a ridiculous amount for doing so and get the minor details like the registered company address correct?

Any recommendations for an #Accountant in #ScottishBorders that can file dormant accounts, not charge a ridiculous amount for doing so and get the minor details like the registered company address correct?