Third spruce tree on the left

- customer asks "Ein Bier bitte."
- the bar has not been initiatlized
- two customers walk into the bar in quick succession. Then four thousand customers walk into the bar all at once.
- a blind customer literally walks into the bar and bangs their knee; asks what beers are on tap because the color scheme for the menu has insufficient contrast

#qa #sqa #software #testing

I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle:

A #SQA person walks into a bar and orders:

* a pint of beer
* 2 pints of beer
* 0 pints of beer
* 999999999 pints of beer
* a lizard
* -1 pints of beer
* qwertyuip pints of beer

The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the restrooom is. The bar bursts into flames and everyone dies.

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What other "walks into a bar" #software #testcases are we missing? #qa #development

@harmonycorrupted

Oh this is great. And not #aislop, its 15 yrs old! #devo #nineinchnails
Yeah, I get that #coachella #nineinchnoise was good. This is better.

#Shoe companies rebranding as #ai, #beverage companies launching #blockchain... amateurs.

I hearby rebrand as `Crypto Forest`, the all-digital #bank that works for you! Featuring our in-house token $TREEkoinZ. Invest now and watch your dollarydoos 3xpl0de (possibly into green confetti).

_Yet another #crypto bank? WHat does CF offer that the other guyz don't?_

$5 fees. Everything costs $5 regardless of transaction. $5 is $5. Is $5 a lot? sometimes, but at least it will only ever be $5.

Saw #GaryNuman last night at The #Concert Hall in #Toronto - excellent show, great venue; was one of those shows where the #music was #loud but not so loud you walked out with a headache or your ears ringing. Also #generaladmission but there are seats upstairs in the balcony, which as an old fart I appreciated.

Really digging Numan's latest work (and all his classics of course), definitely would go see again. 10/10

@fortyseven srsly you gun loving whackos you've been bitching and moaning since 1791 that you need to have fully automated assault #rifles for hunting or to defend yourself against tyranny - well guess what, the tyranny is here mofos, go express your #2A rights, go un-oppress yourself.

"wait, not like that!" - too chicken shit to go up against militarized #police and the national guard? "Fighting #tyranny is hard. I might get hurt!" then I guess your 2A argument is whole lot of shit innit.

@ingalls heh, tracked by over 1000 ppl world wide, #7th worldwide.

Those d00ds doing the good work. Not sure I'd want to do what they do.

Well.. *I never*.

All I did was inquire via #CBC's media licensing email as to whether 126 episodes of the hit 1987-1994 #legal #TV #series #StreetLegal were available for licensing/redistribution and if so, in what form and quality (I'm thinking Kickstarter here people), and my ticket was closed without response.

How very rude.

Their loss. For all they know I have a few tens of million bucks lying around to sink into a vanity project of mine, but I guess we'll never know now.