#new-hire — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #new-hire, aggregated by home.social.
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🚨Breaking News: #Mozilla appoints a new #CEO who promises to build "the world's most trusted software company." Because, clearly, a web browser that crashes more than a Windows '98 PC is just what the trust doctor ordered. 🙄🔧
https://blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/leadership/mozillas-next-chapter-anthony-enzor-demeo-new-ceo/ #NewHire #TrustedSoftware #BrowserNews #TechIndustry #HackerNews #ngated -
Thrilled to welcome @blement to Cryspen's Tools and Proofs team! 🎉 Clément's expertise in formal methods (PhD from Inria Paris!) will be for conducting rigorous proofs and enhancing our tooling. Welcome, Clément! 🚀
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They #Pranked The #NewHire On Her First Day, And She Fell For It
https://digg.com/digg-vids/link/new-hire-dentist-office-prank-pledge-of-allegiance-funny-video
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20 years ago today I started a new job. I am still with that company. I have a different position now thanks to a promotion, but I’m still with the company.
How did I spend my 20th hire-aversary?
Well, so far I have played my guitar. I am also thinking about getting a haircut and maybe getting one of the cars inspected. A super fun day!
316/365https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/07/12/20-years/
#20245090Challenge #20thAnniversary #20thWorkAnniversary #365 #365Challenge #5090 #5090Challenge #Guitar #hire #hireAnniversary #iphoneography #Music #newHire #photoADay #photoADayChallenge #photography #Recording #Songwriting #work
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Have you completed your morning training yet, Sitara? #NewHire #SkyeLove #SitaraLove
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The training has begun. Flopping 101. Skye is an excellent teacher
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6/? You have made a compelling case for yourself indeed, Sitara. We have been seeking a condensed matter physics professor such as yourself for some time at Thirring to take our research to the next level.
I believe you will make a great asset to our distinguished team. I am willing to make you an offer and we can work out the details of your office space, training (mandatory SkyeSlam 101 course, etc), shifts for administrating Mastodon, etc. later… -Professor Skye 💕#NewHire #ThirringInstitute
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4/? *Sits up straight* Why yes, I am a humble bun from the Humane Society who also experienced a failed adoption.
I trained at MIT. My thesis was on Quantum correlations in moire structured nonlinear matter. I also work with energy in esoteric, unconventional (occasionally mystical) ways, and hold a black belt in Bun Shui.
I believe I would be an asset to your organization.
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3/? *Studies laptop screen and looks up* Yes, hello, I’ve been expecting you… Please tell me a little about yourself… #NewHire #ThirringInstitute
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2/? Ah, excuse me, Professor Skye? I believe I’m in next in line to be interviewed for your esteemed institute’s new professor position…
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1/? Interviews are underway today for a new Faculty member. -Skye 💕 #NewHire #SkyeLove #ThirringInstitute
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So one of the three founders of the company I work for is so delightfully random. Last night some of us got together for a drink to welcome a new employee and he rides up, soaked in rain, with an empty child sidecar attached to his bicycle and yells "HELLO EVERYONE" with a big smile and laughs. So random. Big Dean from Community energy. I love it.
#work #apero #drinking #funtimes #newhire #community #dean #bike #rain #smile
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The 2024 Revision of my #parody of a #workplace #newhire #pamphlet "Welcome New #Employee" is now out from Marzia Dessi in Otherwise Engaged volume 13 #comedy #spoof
Now on #Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Otherwise-Engaged-Literature-Journal-Summer/dp/B0D6LSN8XX -
This #NewHire at #MetaHQ is kinda fowl mouthed a bit. 😗🤳🦆⚽
#FiredAtMeta #OpenToWork🦆 #SaltyMouthedPR
🦆🤳 Qua(k)lifications:
1 Total #PR Quack.
² Worked for ½ day at #MetaPR on the day #Martanic'd 🏔️💥🚢
³ Quacks People Up With Messaging 😗🤳🦆
⁴ 🦆🤳 #DisasterPR experience includes: previously for Iraq War, Worked for #MetaPR on #SuperTuesday, allegedly
⁵ Good at 🦆🤳 #selfies 😗
⁶ Decades of #PR experience -
" Everything is fine at #Meta ! Get back to #deleting your #Facebook and #Instagram & #Oculus was already deleted by us at #Meta yesterday. "
- #MetaPR #NewHire #DisasterPR guy
Know to have said :
' The #Americans are on the run! '
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Welcome to the team @jak! So excited to add another voice to the team.
First day and you’re already helping accelerate or product!
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OMG, and here I thought I got lucky that I wouldn’t have to do this darn e-QIP thing again because I hadn’t received the email yet, but noooooooo, they decide today is the day to torture me by sending me the darn thing. Do you know how hard it is to remember all the places you’ve lived? ***grumbles*** #NewJob #NewHire #Paperwork
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Some fun news for our Monday morning - starting tomorrow, our new head writer/researcher joins our group. Rachel (@supportlocalthemeparks on IG) will be helping us to dive deep into the history of roller coasters with each episode of OUAC now. We're excited to welcome her to our team.
