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  1. 6/? You have made a compelling case for yourself indeed, Sitara. We have been seeking a condensed matter physics professor such as yourself for some time at Thirring to take our research to the next level.

    I believe you will make a great asset to our distinguished team. I am willing to make you an offer and we can work out the details of your office space, training (mandatory SkyeSlam 101 course, etc), shifts for administrating Mastodon, etc. later… -Professor Skye 💕#NewHire #ThirringInstitute

  2. 4/? *Sits up straight* Why yes, I am a humble bun from the Humane Society who also experienced a failed adoption.

    I trained at MIT. My thesis was on Quantum correlations in moire structured nonlinear matter. I also work with energy in esoteric, unconventional (occasionally mystical) ways, and hold a black belt in Bun Shui.

    I believe I would be an asset to your organization.

    #NewHire #ThirringInstitute

  3. 3/? *Studies laptop screen and looks up* Yes, hello, I’ve been expecting you… Please tell me a little about yourself… #NewHire #ThirringInstitute

  4. 2/? Ah, excuse me, Professor Skye? I believe I’m in next in line to be interviewed for your esteemed institute’s new professor position…

    #NewHire #ThirringInstitute