#newhire — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #newhire, aggregated by home.social.
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🚨Breaking News: #Mozilla appoints a new #CEO who promises to build "the world's most trusted software company." Because, clearly, a web browser that crashes more than a Windows '98 PC is just what the trust doctor ordered. 🙄🔧
https://blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/leadership/mozillas-next-chapter-anthony-enzor-demeo-new-ceo/ #NewHire #TrustedSoftware #BrowserNews #TechIndustry #HackerNews #ngated -
We’re delighted to welcome Tanishq Taneja as the newest member of our team at Better Ledger Inc. Your journey with us begins today, and we look forward to achieving great things together! 🚀
#WelcomeToTheTeam #BetterLedger #NewHire #GrowthMindset #TeamSuccess -
They #Pranked The #NewHire On Her First Day, And She Fell For It
https://digg.com/digg-vids/link/new-hire-dentist-office-prank-pledge-of-allegiance-funny-video
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The 2024 Revision of my #parody of a #workplace #newhire #pamphlet "Welcome New #Employee" is now out from Marzia Dessi in Otherwise Engaged volume 13 #comedy #spoof
Now on #Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Otherwise-Engaged-Literature-Journal-Summer/dp/B0D6LSN8XX -
This #NewHire at #MetaHQ is kinda fowl mouthed a bit. 😗🤳🦆⚽
#FiredAtMeta #OpenToWork🦆 #SaltyMouthedPR
🦆🤳 Qua(k)lifications:
1 Total #PR Quack.
² Worked for ½ day at #MetaPR on the day #Martanic'd 🏔️💥🚢
³ Quacks People Up With Messaging 😗🤳🦆
⁴ 🦆🤳 #DisasterPR experience includes: previously for Iraq War, Worked for #MetaPR on #SuperTuesday, allegedly
⁵ Good at 🦆🤳 #selfies 😗
⁶ Decades of #PR experience -
" Everything is fine at #Meta ! Get back to #deleting your #Facebook and #Instagram & #Oculus was already deleted by us at #Meta yesterday. "
- #MetaPR #NewHire #DisasterPR guy
Know to have said :
' The #Americans are on the run! '
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