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Isn't it odd when high profile companies cede PR control to other #proxying companies and media companies instead of their own pRess department that doesn't eXist anymore because .... cheap? That always ends.... badly. π
#PR101 #DisasterPR #MBA101 π π
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Isn't it odd when high profile companies cede PR control to other #proxying companies and media companies instead of their own pRess department that doesn't eXist anymore because .... cheap? That always ends.... badly. π
#PR101 #DisasterPR #MBA101 π π
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Isn't it odd when high profile companies cede PR control to other #proxying companies and media companies instead of their own pRess department that doesn't eXist anymore because .... cheap? That always ends.... badly. π
#PR101 #DisasterPR #MBA101 π π
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Isn't it odd when high profile companies cede PR control to other #proxying companies and media companies instead of their own pRess department that doesn't eXist anymore because .... cheap? That always ends.... badly. π
#PR101 #DisasterPR #MBA101 π π
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Isn't it odd when high profile companies cede PR control to other #proxying companies and media companies instead of their own pRess department that doesn't eXist anymore because .... cheap? That always ends.... badly. π
#PR101 #DisasterPR #MBA101 π π
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That's a good question @jerry !
Probably consolidation and shaking up of web hosting institutions, iBet.
Perhaps around breaking up ' NOT too big to Fail ' web hosting would be my guess.
Progress, huh? δΉ| ο½₯ γ° ο½₯ |γ
Could be good for the industry though and security globally. New CSuites. News CISOs. Probably four new sets at minimum. Probably something publicly traded. Leadership issues at some place keep playing the same ' excuses back to the investment crowd ' π»... anyways and they are... a bit mad I'd say. Why keep investing in #Fail, right?
At least there is some movement around some of the big players in #CALEA #infosec software making news headlines in court, right? More auditing is a work in progress, as is always. Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Outside of security as an industry probably Advertising leaving huuuuuge web service platforms looks to be a trend of late exacerbating income to free web hosting biz models. Totally disruptive to income into that industry is a rising trend. Driven even worse since it's a every four year cycle called #uspol. But that's kinda counter intuitive to something that should, as is traditional like gambling places and such where it ' should just print money iF run & managed well ' but not so much when it's managed poorly. Definitely due to PR would be my guess.
A growing area is definitely #DisasterPR firms for multiple industries & firms that specialize in specific industries. Those seem to be increasing exponentially!
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There is _ probably _ a position open at #Meta right now for #DisasterPR Image Consultant that one of Mark's admins is phishing for iBet....
The selfies of Mark getting his butt kicked in the Marketplace can only go so far ' on his journey ' and ' Oh God Mark got his ass kicked in his OWN BACKYARD, again! ' & ' look what the competition is doing to Meta ' type narrative....
This is JUST like that South Park episode where the rebranding consultancy was visited for rebranding Kyle but for Mark. So sad. He should just lay himself off before the Board Does It's Jobβ’ β
How's that #BrandMeta " Mark the Security, Victimβ’" π₯π€π₯π€π₯π€ working out, #harvard ππ
Apologize, Markβ’ β
Remember, #Meta embraced the WORST OF THE WORST IN #FreeWebHostingCulture !
Never before in the HISTORY of ADVERTISING has a ADVERTISING company gotten away with SO MUCH
... Until _that_ ran out and they just ' Let I.T. #FAIL because.... You're an ADVERTISING COMPANY! π―π₯π€πTHERE'S A TON OF THOSE TO REPLACE YOU! TONS! * NOT A BANK, #Meta
#infosec #DARVO #CSAM #ChildAbusePlatform #propaganda #gaslighting #GangStalkingForums #18USCSec241 at SCALE!
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There is _ probably _ a position open at #Meta right now for #DisasterPR Image Consultant that one of Mark's admins is phishing for iBet....
The selfies of Mark getting his butt kicked in the Marketplace can only go so far ' on his journey ' and ' Oh God Mark got his ass kicked in his OWN BACKYARD, again! ' & ' look what the competition is doing to Meta ' type narrative....
This is JUST like that South Park episode where the rebranding consultancy was visited for rebranding Kyle but for Mark. So sad. He should just lay himself off before the Board Does It's Jobβ’ β
How's that #BrandMeta " Mark the Security, Victimβ’" π₯π€π₯π€π₯π€ working out, #harvard ππ
Apologize, Markβ’ β
Remember, #Meta embraced the WORST OF THE WORST IN #FreeWebHostingCulture !
Never before in the HISTORY of ADVERTISING has a ADVERTISING company gotten away with SO MUCH
... Until _that_ ran out and they just ' Let I.T. #FAIL because.... You're an ADVERTISING COMPANY! π―π₯π€πTHERE'S A TON OF THOSE TO REPLACE YOU! TONS! * NOT A BANK, #Meta
#infosec #DARVO #CSAM #ChildAbusePlatform #propaganda #gaslighting #GangStalkingForums #18USCSec241 at SCALE!
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There is _ probably _ a position open at #Meta right now for #DisasterPR Image Consultant that one of Mark's admins is phishing for iBet....
The selfies of Mark getting his butt kicked in the Marketplace can only go so far ' on his journey ' and ' Oh God Mark got his ass kicked in his OWN BACKYARD, again! ' & ' look what the competition is doing to Meta ' type narrative....
This is JUST like that South Park episode where the rebranding consultancy was visited for rebranding Kyle but for Mark. So sad. He should just lay himself off before the Board Does It's Jobβ’ β
How's that #BrandMeta " Mark the Security, Victimβ’" π₯π€π₯π€π₯π€ working out, #harvard ππ
Apologize, Markβ’ β
Remember, #Meta embraced the WORST OF THE WORST IN #FreeWebHostingCulture !
Never before in the HISTORY of ADVERTISING has a ADVERTISING company gotten away with SO MUCH
... Until _that_ ran out and they just ' Let I.T. #FAIL because.... You're an ADVERTISING COMPANY! π―π₯π€πTHERE'S A TON OF THOSE TO REPLACE YOU! TONS! * NOT A BANK, #Meta
#infosec #DARVO #CSAM #ChildAbusePlatform #propaganda #gaslighting #GangStalkingForums #18USCSec241 at SCALE!
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There is _ probably _ a position open at #Meta right now for #DisasterPR Image Consultant that one of Mark's admins is phishing for iBet....
The selfies of Mark getting his butt kicked in the Marketplace can only go so far ' on his journey ' and ' Oh God Mark got his ass kicked in his OWN BACKYARD, again! ' & ' look what the competition is doing to Meta ' type narrative....
This is JUST like that South Park episode where the rebranding consultancy was visited for rebranding Kyle but for Mark. So sad. He should just lay himself off before the Board Does It's Jobβ’ β
How's that #BrandMeta " Mark the Security, Victimβ’" π₯π€π₯π€π₯π€ working out, #harvard ππ
Apologize, Markβ’ β
Remember, #Meta embraced the WORST OF THE WORST IN #FreeWebHostingCulture !
Never before in the HISTORY of ADVERTISING has a ADVERTISING company gotten away with SO MUCH
... Until _that_ ran out and they just ' Let I.T. #FAIL because.... You're an ADVERTISING COMPANY! π―π₯π€πTHERE'S A TON OF THOSE TO REPLACE YOU! TONS! * NOT A BANK, #Meta
#infosec #DARVO #CSAM #ChildAbusePlatform #propaganda #gaslighting #GangStalkingForums #18USCSec241 at SCALE!
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Yes #finkD.... Yes. You. Are. & @elonmusk also. #CSAMCEO
#Meta #DisasterPR #SuperTuesday
#CSAM hosting #investigations 1, 2, 3
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finkD-->.,__π²_
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π€³π¦___|#infosec #DisasterPR #SuperTuesday π¦π€³ π¦ππ³οΈ
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Today is π¦π¦π―π€©π€³ππ³οΈ
Never. Forget. #DisasterPR #SuperTuesday #California #SiliconValley ππ³οΈ
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jfc 'foolproof' needs a GD rude hyphn!
Edit: After this whole #Meta thing today.... Foolπ Proof #DisasterPR #MetaPR
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jfc #Marktanic's! #Marktanic's! π₯π’
π¦π€³. π₯π’
Someone BRING SANDBERG BACK FROM RETIREMENT. SHE KNOWS HOW TO APOLOGY! πΉ
#DisasterPR #Meta #BringSandbergBack! #ReirementPR! #PR #Euthanaz^1^1^1^1^Appologize
My advice Sandberg, *let Marks' call go to VM* and continue with 𦡠day & ENJOY. THIS. MOMEN.T *πΉ
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jfc #Marktanic's! #Marktanic's! π₯π’
π¦π€³. π₯π’
Someone BRING SANDBERG BACK FROM RETIREMENT. SHE KNOWS HOW TO APOLOGY! πΉ
#DisasterPR #Meta #BringSandbergBack! #ReirementPR! #PR #Euthanaz^1^1^1^1^Appologize
My advice Sandberg, *let Marks' call go to VM* and continue with 𦡠day & ENJOY. THIS. MOMEN.T *πΉ
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jfc #Marktanic's! #Marktanic's! π₯π’
π¦π€³. π₯π’
Someone BRING SANDBERG BACK FROM RETIREMENT. SHE KNOWS HOW TO APOLOGY! πΉ
#DisasterPR #Meta #BringSandbergBack! #ReirementPR! #PR #Euthanaz^1^1^1^1^Appologize
My advice Sandberg, *let Marks' call go to VM* and continue with 𦡠day & ENJOY. THIS. MOMEN.T *πΉ
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jfc #Marktanic's! #Marktanic's! π₯π’
π¦π€³. π₯π’
Someone BRING SANDBERG BACK FROM RETIREMENT. SHE KNOWS HOW TO APOLOGY! πΉ
#DisasterPR #Meta #BringSandbergBack! #ReirementPR! #PR #Euthanaz^1^1^1^1^Appologize
My advice Sandberg, *let Marks' call go to VM* and continue with 𦡠day & ENJOY. THIS. MOMEN.T *πΉ
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In Noel's Voice *
* - " OK! NOW! _WHO THAT HADNT BEEN FIRED_, ___YET____, the day IS YOUNG, STILL, WOT does THIS πβ blinky light do?! Who KNOWS?! ππ’π₯ "
#ITCrowd π’ππ₯
#MetaDisasterPR #DisasterPR #RapidHiringEvent #PR
π¦π€³ π₯π’π£ββοΈπ£ββοΈπ£ββοΈπ£ββοΈ π₯π¦
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Probably Best to Shake I.T.π₯ off like #Meta did π³οΈπ€³ today at their #DisasterPR #NewHiringEvent / Server Maintenance Day @flexghost
No idea as us π¦'s just sport π¦Άβ½π₯ ποΈ
Someone cried fowl though. idk wot that means. π¦π€³
https://infosec.exchange/@infosec_jcp/112044592093825052
Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
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This #NewHire at #MetaHQ is kinda fowl mouthed a bit. ππ€³π¦β½
#FiredAtMeta #OpenToWorkπ¦ #SaltyMouthedPR
π¦π€³ Qua(k)lifications:
1 Total #PR Quack.
Β² Worked for Β½ day at #MetaPR on the day #Martanic'd ποΈπ₯π’
Β³ Quacks People Up With Messaging ππ€³π¦
β΄ π¦π€³ #DisasterPR experience includes: previously for Iraq War, Worked for #MetaPR on #SuperTuesday, allegedly
β΅ Good at π¦π€³ #selfies π
βΆ Decades of #PR experience -
This #NewHire at #MetaHQ is kinda fowl mouthed a bit. ππ€³π¦β½
#FiredAtMeta #OpenToWorkπ¦ #SaltyMouthedPR
π¦π€³ Qua(k)lifications:
1 Total #PR Quack.
Β² Worked for Β½ day at #MetaPR on the day #Martanic'd ποΈπ₯π’
Β³ Quacks People Up With Messaging ππ€³π¦
β΄ π¦π€³ #DisasterPR experience includes: previously for Iraq War, Worked for #MetaPR on #SuperTuesday, allegedly
β΅ Good at π¦π€³ #selfies π
βΆ Decades of #PR experience -
This #NewHire at #MetaHQ is kinda fowl mouthed a bit. ππ€³π¦β½
#FiredAtMeta #OpenToWorkπ¦ #SaltyMouthedPR
π¦π€³ Qua(k)lifications:
1 Total #PR Quack.
Β² Worked for Β½ day at #MetaPR on the day #Martanic'd ποΈπ₯π’
Β³ Quacks People Up With Messaging ππ€³π¦
β΄ π¦π€³ #DisasterPR experience includes: previously for Iraq War, Worked for #MetaPR on #SuperTuesday, allegedly
β΅ Good at π¦π€³ #selfies π
βΆ Decades of #PR experience -
This #NewHire at #MetaHQ is kinda fowl mouthed a bit. ππ€³π¦β½
#FiredAtMeta #OpenToWorkπ¦ #SaltyMouthedPR
π¦π€³ Qua(k)lifications:
1 Total #PR Quack.
Β² Worked for Β½ day at #MetaPR on the day #Martanic'd ποΈπ₯π’
Β³ Quacks People Up With Messaging ππ€³π¦
β΄ π¦π€³ #DisasterPR experience includes: previously for Iraq War, Worked for #MetaPR on #SuperTuesday, allegedly
β΅ Good at π¦π€³ #selfies π
βΆ Decades of #PR experience -
The referee was overhead saying :
"There is a #PRDuck on the Pitch!
Fowl! Fowlll!!!! ππ€³π¦ β½ ποΈπ₯
#DisasterPR #MetaHiringEvent #Fowl language detected.
ππ€³π¦β½
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The referee was overhead saying :
"There is a #PRDuck on the Pitch!
Fowl! Fowlll!!!! ππ€³π¦ β½ ποΈπ₯
#DisasterPR #MetaHiringEvent #Fowl language detected.
ππ€³π¦β½
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The referee was overhead saying :
"There is a #PRDuck on the Pitch!
Fowl! Fowlll!!!! ππ€³π¦ β½ ποΈπ₯
#DisasterPR #MetaHiringEvent #Fowl language detected.
ππ€³π¦β½
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The referee was overhead saying :
"There is a #PRDuck on the Pitch!
Fowl! Fowlll!!!! ππ€³π¦ β½ ποΈπ₯
#DisasterPR #MetaHiringEvent #Fowl language detected.
ππ€³π¦β½
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" Everything is fine at #Meta ! Get back to #deleting your #Facebook and #Instagram & #Oculus was already deleted by us at #Meta yesterday. "
- #MetaPR #NewHire #DisasterPR guy
Know to have said :
' The #Americans are on the run! '
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CW: #Meta #DisasterPR #HiringEvent #Unplanned #PREvent #BrandingDemonitization #Exercises Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
*flips excuse rolodex in Menlo Park*
ΒΉ #MetaMask slipped
Naw. That's stupid.
Β² Blame DNS.
No. Too common.
Β³ I.T. was a #Leadership issue with Oaths.
Plausible. *Checks Address HQ*
Let's go with THAT! -
Yeahhhh babbyyyy #DisasterPR #Meta O'Dawwweth? Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
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CW: #PolicyUpdates rn at #DisasterPR HQ #Meta
#PolicyUpdates rn at #DisasterPR HQ #Meta
π¦- "Camera 1! finkD!"
π¦ - "No, Camera 2!!!! finkD!"
π¦ - "Noooo, Camera 3!!!!!! finkD!"
π¦ "Read. The. Apology. finkD!!!!!"
π¦ "Didn't Sandberg TEACH YOU THIS ALREADY?!!? FINKDDDDD!"
#NoNews #Meta #AppologyTours #NewSoftwareMessagingUpdates #Sorry
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#Facebook is back! πΉ
The Americans are on the RUN! πΉβοΈ
#DisasterPR #Meta is #NotDown! βοΈ
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Call in the #PRKid for #DisasterPR at #Meta rn ππ’
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Someone in #DisasterPR rn calling #Meta but can't get through
π¦ "I bet they can't get into the building... Again." π¦π