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Dating advice Q&A from Gemini AI
______What’s the best way to kiss a Martian with three mouths?
Kissing a three-mouthed Martian requires a thoughtful strategy, mostly to avoid a catastrophic geometric collision.
1. Identify the Configuration
Before initiating contact, assess the facial layout:
Vertical Stack: Lower, middle, and upper.
Horizontal Row: Left, center, and right.
Triangular / Radial: Standard three-point symmetry.2. Choose Your Strategy
The Sequential Approach (Recommended)
Target one mouth at a time. Start with the central/primary mouth to establish clear, consensual communication before moving to the secondary mouths. This minimizes confusion and avoids awkward head-tilting.
The Multi-Point Contact (For Advanced Xenophiles)
If you want to greet all three simultaneously, you will need to adjust your approach:
Cheek & Forehead Angles: Direct your lips to the main mouth while using a hand or fingers to press soft, gentle contact points near the other two.
The "Two-Sided" Tilt: For horizontal configurations, target the center mouth with your lips while leaning slightly so your cheeks rest against the adjacent outer mouths.
3. Key Safety & Etiquette Protocol
Check for Exhalations: Martian physiology may route breath, sound, or heat through different openings (e.g., one mouth for speaking, one for respiration, one for nutrient intake).
Watch for Atmospheric Reaction: Ensure your suit seals—or your shared atmosphere—are compatible before making direct skin contact.
Pace Yourself: Three mouths mean three times the sensory feedback. Keep it slow, attentive, and light until you understand their body language.
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Dating advice Q&A from Gemini AI
______What’s the best way to kiss a Martian with three mouths?
Kissing a three-mouthed Martian requires a thoughtful strategy, mostly to avoid a catastrophic geometric collision.
1. Identify the Configuration
Before initiating contact, assess the facial layout:
Vertical Stack: Lower, middle, and upper.
Horizontal Row: Left, center, and right.
Triangular / Radial: Standard three-point symmetry.2. Choose Your Strategy
The Sequential Approach (Recommended)
Target one mouth at a time. Start with the central/primary mouth to establish clear, consensual communication before moving to the secondary mouths. This minimizes confusion and avoids awkward head-tilting.
The Multi-Point Contact (For Advanced Xenophiles)
If you want to greet all three simultaneously, you will need to adjust your approach:
Cheek & Forehead Angles: Direct your lips to the main mouth while using a hand or fingers to press soft, gentle contact points near the other two.
The "Two-Sided" Tilt: For horizontal configurations, target the center mouth with your lips while leaning slightly so your cheeks rest against the adjacent outer mouths.
3. Key Safety & Etiquette Protocol
Check for Exhalations: Martian physiology may route breath, sound, or heat through different openings (e.g., one mouth for speaking, one for respiration, one for nutrient intake).
Watch for Atmospheric Reaction: Ensure your suit seals—or your shared atmosphere—are compatible before making direct skin contact.
Pace Yourself: Three mouths mean three times the sensory feedback. Keep it slow, attentive, and light until you understand their body language.
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Brilliant Minds Born in Budapest 🇭🇺
Budapest 🇭🇺 is home to barely two million people today, yet its intellectual legacy has shaped the modern world far beyond its size.
So many extraordinary scientists emerged from Budapest in the early twentieth century that fellow physicists jokingly invented the "Martians" hypothesis: the only explanation, they said, was that these brilliant Hungarians were actually visitors from Mars, hiding in plain sight, speaking a strange language (Hungarian), and quietly transforming science.
Behind the joke lies an astonishing reality. Budapest produced an unparalleled concentration of scientific talent. From John von Neumann, whose ideas underpin modern computing, to Paul Erdős, one of the most prolific mathematicians in history; from Nobel laureates Eugene Wigner, Dennis Gabor, and Albert Szent-Györgyi to visionaries like Leo Szilard, Edward Teller, Theodore von Kármán, George Pólya, László Lovász, Dénes Kőnig, Rózsa Péter, Béla Bollobás, and Peter Lax, these minds revolutionized mathematics, physics, computer science, aerospace engineering, medicine, and beyond.
What made Budapest so exceptional? Outstanding schools, a rich mathematical tradition, a flourishing intellectual culture, and a generation that inspired one another to pursue excellence. Many later emigrated to the United States and Western Europe, where their ideas reshaped universities, research institutions, and modern technology.
The "Martians" were never aliens, of course. They were simply some of the greatest scientific minds humanity has ever produced, and remarkably, many of them were born in the same city.
#Budapest #Hungary #Martians #TheMartians #Science #STEM #Mathematics #Physics
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Brilliant Minds Born in Budapest 🇭🇺
Budapest 🇭🇺 is home to barely two million people today, yet its intellectual legacy has shaped the modern world far beyond its size.
So many extraordinary scientists emerged from Budapest in the early twentieth century that fellow physicists jokingly invented the "Martians" hypothesis: the only explanation, they said, was that these brilliant Hungarians were actually visitors from Mars, hiding in plain sight, speaking a strange language (Hungarian), and quietly transforming science.
Behind the joke lies an astonishing reality. Budapest produced an unparalleled concentration of scientific talent. From John von Neumann, whose ideas underpin modern computing, to Paul Erdős, one of the most prolific mathematicians in history; from Nobel laureates Eugene Wigner, Dennis Gabor, and Albert Szent-Györgyi to visionaries like Leo Szilard, Edward Teller, Theodore von Kármán, George Pólya, László Lovász, Dénes Kőnig, Rózsa Péter, Béla Bollobás, and Peter Lax, these minds revolutionized mathematics, physics, computer science, aerospace engineering, medicine, and beyond.
What made Budapest so exceptional? Outstanding schools, a rich mathematical tradition, a flourishing intellectual culture, and a generation that inspired one another to pursue excellence. Many later emigrated to the United States and Western Europe, where their ideas reshaped universities, research institutions, and modern technology.
The "Martians" were never aliens, of course. They were simply some of the greatest scientific minds humanity has ever produced, and remarkably, many of them were born in the same city.
#Budapest #Hungary #Martians #TheMartians #Science #STEM #Mathematics #Physics
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Loisa Micana (1903) by Sara Weiss, from Journeys to the Planet Mars, or, Our Mission to Ento.
Source: Library of Congress / Internet Archive
Available to buy as a print.
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/f9916d33-d708-47c2-9f48-5ccc61099842
#stems #spiritualism #mars #martians #mediumship #botanical-art #botanical-drawing #botanical-illustration #flowers #leaves #art #publicdomain
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Loisa Micana (1903) by Sara Weiss, from Journeys to the Planet Mars, or, Our Mission to Ento.
Source: Library of Congress / Internet Archive
Available to buy as a print.
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/f9916d33-d708-47c2-9f48-5ccc61099842
#stems #spiritualism #mars #martians #mediumship #botanical-art #botanical-drawing #botanical-illustration #flowers #leaves #art #publicdomain
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Roina (1903) by Sara Weiss, from Journeys to the Planet Mars, or, Our Mission to Ento.
Source: Library of Congress / Internet Archive
Available to buy as a print.
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/9d0a97b6-4d7a-47d7-9b0a-a9871b992c2a
#stems #spiritualism #mars #martians #mediumship #botanical-art #botanical-drawing #botanical-illustration #flowers #leaves #art #publicdomain
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Roina (1903) by Sara Weiss, from Journeys to the Planet Mars, or, Our Mission to Ento.
Source: Library of Congress / Internet Archive
Available to buy as a print.
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/9d0a97b6-4d7a-47d7-9b0a-a9871b992c2a
#stems #spiritualism #mars #martians #mediumship #botanical-art #botanical-drawing #botanical-illustration #flowers #leaves #art #publicdomain
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...such a drone factory would be unlikely to be a single box taking soil in at one end and firing drones out of the other.
But in Conway's Game of Life a drone gun may be assembled out of gliders fired together from several locations. In the messier reality the subunits and their movers are likely to be various rather than identical.The third volume of Richard Morgan's #AlteredCarbon trilogy features a continent occupied by such #VonNeuman #autonomata and dangerous.
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...such a drone factory would be unlikely to be a single box taking soil in at one end and firing drones out of the other.
But in Conway's Game of Life a drone gun may be assembled out of gliders fired together from several locations. In the messier reality the subunits and their movers are likely to be various rather than identical.The third volume of Richard Morgan's #AlteredCarbon trilogy features a continent occupied by such #VonNeuman #autonomata and dangerous.
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Illustration by Hélène Smith, from From India to the Planet Mars: A Study of a Case of Somnambulism with Glossolalia (1900).
Source: Francis A. Countway Library of Medicine / Internet Archive
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/e2c187f4-e5f9-453e-83c2-88d7fcec989e
#spiritualism #seances #mars #martians #language #mediumship #aliens #art #publicdomain
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Illustration by Hélène Smith, from From India to the Planet Mars: A Study of a Case of Somnambulism with Glossolalia (1900).
Source: Francis A. Countway Library of Medicine / Internet Archive
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/e2c187f4-e5f9-453e-83c2-88d7fcec989e
#spiritualism #seances #mars #martians #language #mediumship #aliens #art #publicdomain
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War of the Worlds (1938 and 1953) - The red planet attacks twice this episode, as Tom and Christopher discuss the 1938 radio play as well as the classic 1953 film!
#PodcastThreads #Podcast #MovieReview #PodNation #Mars #Martians -
Microbes Or Their DNA Could Survive In Martian Ice, And A Future Rover Could Dig For It https://www.universetoday.com/articles/microbes-or-their-dna-could-survive-in-martian-ice-and-a-future-rover-could-dig-for-it 🪐 #SolarSystem #Mars #Martians #AlienLife #Extraterrestrials #Space #Science
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Microbes Or Their DNA Could Survive In Martian Ice, And A Future Rover Could Dig For It https://www.universetoday.com/articles/microbes-or-their-dna-could-survive-in-martian-ice-and-a-future-rover-could-dig-for-it 🪐 #SolarSystem #Mars #Martians #AlienLife #Extraterrestrials #Space #Science
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CW: Unarmada for Gaza: Long bars, extreme content
who’s gonna tell the #Martians
why #Gazan lost kids weren’t on #cartons ?
slippery #WalkOns #grift for #argent
every time our #eyebrows arching
don’t let it touch the heartstrings
to get us to #SwipeAway as it hardens
#violent ardent khaki #sergeants
while we quake at #AlmondStalin
#GaryLineker ’s #PostPartum
pen over parchment starts to sharpen
I won’t make that bargain
I won’t beg that pardon
I be like “na man” gotta be barking
#PreciousIsEachFallenStarling
I’ll be the aveunt’s pesky #varmint
I’ll be #TestCase for their #retirement
I’ll be car-pooling up in the #parklands
opening the gates on #arkham
I’ll wipe out your margin
shave your #merkin
spice your #parkin
I’ll rehouse the martens
#TrainTheUrchins
spike your #garmin
I’ll be a #token doing a #slalom
round this #empire led by #Cartman
judged by duds like #MerrickGarland
none can thrive in this #environment
#censor tears of #Salah
lala to #Novara
if the bleeding party’s darker
#apathy #cicadas
while we eke they #parking
grasping for our farthing
all the #smartcards for the #outcasts marking
in this #awks #SharedDream hearken!
someone’s growing a fold: #Darkling
I don’t think we’ve time for #aksing
it’s got a bit beyond a #Marx ting
#DontSweat who’s inna room just barge in
tell them we need the #boats , we're not larking
#AllOfTheChildrenAreOurs when hurting
it’s part of our #dharma and we’re departing7/7
#Bars
#Poetry
#Lyrics
#Songs
#writing
#rhymescheme
#geopol
#MiddleEast
#IsraeliWarCrimes
#FreedomFlotilla
#Sumud
#ConvoyOfSteadfastness
#FreePalestine
#Madleen
#AntiFascist
#Genocide
#UKpol
#Labour
#RuleOfLaw
#Atrocity
#Imperalism
#Collapse
#Ethics
#Society
#Praxis
#CallToAction
#WorldOrder
#SocialMovements
#Surveillance #State #SurveillanceState -
CW: Unarmada for Gaza: Long bars, extreme content
who’s gonna tell the #Martians
why #Gazan lost kids weren’t on #cartons ?
slippery #WalkOns #grift for #argent
every time our #eyebrows arching
don’t let it touch the heartstrings
to get us to #SwipeAway as it hardens
#violent ardent khaki #sergeants
while we quake at #AlmondStalin
#GaryLineker ’s #PostPartum
pen over parchment starts to sharpen
I won’t make that bargain
I won’t beg that pardon
I be like “na man” gotta be barking
#PreciousIsEachFallenStarling
I’ll be the aveunt’s pesky #varmint
I’ll be #TestCase for their #retirement
I’ll be car-pooling up in the #parklands
opening the gates on #arkham
I’ll wipe out your margin
shave your #merkin
spice your #parkin
I’ll rehouse the martens
#TrainTheUrchins
spike your #garmin
I’ll be a #token doing a #slalom
round this #empire led by #Cartman
judged by duds like #MerrickGarland
none can thrive in this #environment
#censor tears of #Salah
lala to #Novara
if the bleeding party’s darker
#apathy #cicadas
while we eke they #parking
grasping for our farthing
all the #smartcards for the #outcasts marking
in this #awks #SharedDream hearken!
someone’s growing a fold: #Darkling
I don’t think we’ve time for #aksing
it’s got a bit beyond a #Marx ting
#DontSweat who’s inna room just barge in
tell them we need the #boats , we're not larking
#AllOfTheChildrenAreOurs when hurting
it’s part of our #dharma and we’re departing7/7
#Bars
#Poetry
#Lyrics
#Songs
#writing
#rhymescheme
#geopol
#MiddleEast
#IsraeliWarCrimes
#FreedomFlotilla
#Sumud
#ConvoyOfSteadfastness
#FreePalestine
#Madleen
#AntiFascist
#Genocide
#UKpol
#Labour
#RuleOfLaw
#Atrocity
#Imperalism
#Collapse
#Ethics
#Society
#Praxis
#CallToAction
#WorldOrder
#SocialMovements
#Surveillance #State #SurveillanceState -
Jump into a quite unusual adventure. Hop a ride on a steel Dragonfly and catch up with Alex FARAWAY tonight! Illustrations included🚀✨️ #scifi #sff #scifibooks #ScifiReading #YASciFi #YAsff #ScienceFiction #BadRobots #Martians #AlexFARAWAYscifi
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Jump into a quite unusual adventure. Hop a ride on a steel Dragonfly and catch up with Alex FARAWAY tonight! Illustrations included🚀✨️ #scifi #sff #scifibooks #ScifiReading #YASciFi #YAsff #ScienceFiction #BadRobots #Martians #AlexFARAWAYscifi
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E is for Eleanor
*I drew this over a year ago for my eldest child, but never finished it... until now!
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The Martian Chronicles - The Settlers (1980) Tom and Christopher return to The Martian Chronicles to see what has happened on the planet since last time. #Podcast #MovieReview #Mars #Martians #ClassicTV
https://www.timeshifterspodcast.com/the-martian-chronicles-the-settlers/
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I is for Ice*
*Programming Note: I have decided to accelerate my progress through the alphabet. I had been doing a full seven cartoons for each letter. But It's been a couple year now, and it's time to move things along. Ideally, I'll circle back and add more for each letter. But let's see if I can get the Martians to Z first!
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Things are so whacked the fuck out now that if I told you #Martians had just landed, you wouldn't blink an eye.
Was checking out doge.gov and waste.gov, from both design, buildout and security, its beyond laughable. Yet so fucking tragic.
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Things are so whacked the fuck out now that if I told you #Martians had just landed, you wouldn't blink an eye.
Was checking out doge.gov and waste.gov, from both design, buildout and security, its beyond laughable. Yet so fucking tragic.
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Sesame Street: The Martians Discover a Telephone
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Sesame Street: The Martians Discover a Telephone
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G is for Gunk
Other G-words considered: Goo, Goop, Gloop, Glop, Grease, and Grime.
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@emaste somewhat off-topic, is there a Google Search Appliance for FreeBSD-related domains and if so, can I send a Pal with a heat ray to initiate a reboot?
I began noticing search failures a few months ago. Not in Bugzilla, sorry, because I hesitate before adding workload there.
<https://www.google.com/search?q=splash+site%3Areviews.freebsd.org&tbs=qdr%3Am6> (finding nothing) might be a recent example …
Cc @lproven
