#garylineker — Public Fediverse posts

Difficult show, this.

Various ITV celebrities are put in boxes, released, and given things to do. Most of the challenge is working out what the challenge is.

When it’s good, it’s good; ep 3 has some genuine human connection, and ep 4 a wonderfully Taskmaster task.

There are individual tasks, and team tasks. And a lot of hybrid individual tasks aggregated to a group, which always feels a bit weak.

But… each show ends with an elimination, and not all the eliminations feel earned. And Gary Lineker is being a bit of a beast, which feels out of character.

Not convinced i can honestly recommend it.

#TheBox #GaryLineker

who’s gonna tell the #Martians
why #Gazan lost kids weren’t on #cartons ?
slippery #WalkOns #grift for #argent
every time our #eyebrows arching
don’t let it touch the heartstrings
to get us to #SwipeAway as it hardens
#violent ardent khaki #sergeants
while we quake at #AlmondStalin
#GaryLineker ’s #PostPartum
pen over parchment starts to sharpen
I won’t make that bargain
I won’t beg that pardon
I be like “na man” gotta be barking
#PreciousIsEachFallenStarling
I’ll be the aveunt’s pesky #varmint
I’ll be #TestCase for their #retirement
I’ll be car-pooling up in the #parklands
opening the gates on #arkham
I’ll wipe out your margin
shave your #merkin
spice your #parkin
I’ll rehouse the martens
#TrainTheUrchins
spike your #garmin
I’ll be a #token doing a #slalom
round this #empire led by #Cartman
judged by duds like #MerrickGarland
none can thrive in this #environment
#censor tears of #Salah
lala to #Novara
if the bleeding party’s darker
#apathy #cicadas
while we eke they #parking
grasping for our farthing
all the #smartcards for the #outcasts marking
in this #awks #SharedDream hearken!
someone’s growing a fold: #Darkling
I don’t think we’ve time for #aksing
it’s got a bit beyond a #Marx ting
#DontSweat who’s inna room just barge in
tell them we need the #boats , we're not larking
#AllOfTheChildrenAreOurs when hurting
it’s part of our #dharma and we’re departing

7/7

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