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  1. I just found a UFO on Google Maps.
    Who wants to touch me?
    I said who wants to touch me!
    #Cartman

  2. 🌙 Kyman Week 2026 - Day 3 - Pirates 🌙

    I could only find an outfit for Cartman's pirate design, because in the episode Kyle was just shown tied up, and if I recall correctly, he didn't even want to play xDDDD So, instead of making up an outfit for him, I decided to draw him tied up too~ [Although I did come up with a casual outfit for him (?)]

    Btw! The drawings have continuity :> In the previous one, Cartman was saying it was a shame he didn't have a rope to tie Kyle up with, but to just wait until tomorrow [meaning today] and well, there's the rope he was talking about ✨️

    #drawing #digital #art #illustration #human #humanoid #fandom #fanart #southpark #south_park #kyman #kymanweek #kymanweek2026 #kyman_week #kyman_week_2026 #ship #shipping #couple #cellshading #kyle #broflovski #kylebroflovski #kyle_broflovski #eric #cartman #ericcartman #eric_cartman #male #men #boy #csp #clipstudiopaint #pirate #pirates

  3. 🖤🗺️ Como diz o Cartman de South Park: "Só mulheres." Eu vejo em Santa Maria. Mulheres cis. Por toda a parte.

    A oferta vasta. O desejo, zero.
    A cidade cheia de mulheres que eu não quero.
    E a que eu quero, não está.

    "Kkkk" — o riso de quem já se acostumou.
    A falta de sorte, a falta de opção.
    O Cartman, coitado, queria comida.
    Eu, queria afeto.

    As mulheres trans existem. Eu é que não sei onde procurar.
    Ou tenho medo de procurar.

    🗺️💔💖🐎
    #Cartman #SouthPark #MulheresCis #PittycoModeOn #SantaMaria

  4. CW: Unarmada for Gaza: Long bars, extreme content

    who’s gonna tell the #Martians
    why #Gazan lost kids weren’t on #cartons ?
    slippery #WalkOns #grift for #argent
    every time our #eyebrows arching
    don’t let it touch the heartstrings
    to get us to #SwipeAway as it hardens
    #violent ardent khaki #sergeants
    while we quake at #AlmondStalin
    #GaryLineker ’s #PostPartum
    pen over parchment starts to sharpen
    I won’t make that bargain
    I won’t beg that pardon
    I be like “na man” gotta be barking
    #PreciousIsEachFallenStarling
    I’ll be the aveunt’s pesky #varmint
    I’ll be #TestCase for their #retirement
    I’ll be car-pooling up in the #parklands
    opening the gates on #arkham
    I’ll wipe out your margin
    shave your #merkin
    spice your #parkin
    I’ll rehouse the martens
    #TrainTheUrchins
    spike your #garmin
    I’ll be a #token doing a #slalom
    round this #empire led by #Cartman
    judged by duds like #MerrickGarland
    none can thrive in this #environment
    #censor tears of #Salah
    lala to #Novara
    if the bleeding party’s darker
    #apathy #cicadas
    while we eke they #parking
    grasping for our farthing
    all the #smartcards for the #outcasts marking
    in this #awks #SharedDream hearken!
    someone’s growing a fold: #Darkling
    I don’t think we’ve time for #aksing
    it’s got a bit beyond a #Marx ting
    #DontSweat who’s inna room just barge in
    tell them we need the #boats , we're not larking
    #AllOfTheChildrenAreOurs when hurting
    it’s part of our #dharma and we’re departing

    7/7

    #Bars
    #Poetry
    #Lyrics
    #Songs
    #writing
    #rhymescheme
    #geopol
    #MiddleEast
    #IsraeliWarCrimes
    #FreedomFlotilla
    #Sumud
    #ConvoyOfSteadfastness
    #FreePalestine
    #Madleen
    #AntiFascist
    #Genocide
    #UKpol
    #Labour
    #RuleOfLaw
    #Atrocity
    #Imperalism
    #Collapse
    #Ethics
    #Society
    #Praxis
    #CallToAction
    #WorldOrder
    #SocialMovements
    #Surveillance #State #SurveillanceState

  5. port 22: connection refused
    🫠

    Also. why the little emoji of #cartman ? Or, i guess it's Stan. not sure.

    #ufw #bash #archlinux #GarudaLinux #scp

  6. Ce qui me troue le cul comme dirait #Cartman c'est que vous tombiez encore des nues avec ce gouvernement "Macron #Borne & toute la clique/
    Quelle naïveté.....

  7. Someone reminds me of #Cartman, when he laid his hands on a lot of money and bought an amusement park all for himself. Only to find out that he had alienated himself from his friends by keeping everybody out.

  8. Passend zur Rauswahl der #AfD aus dem #Landtag in #SchleswigHolstein ein kurzer Vergleich zwischen AfD und #EricCartman.

    Und noch was: Ha-Ha.
    (Letzteres bitte in der Stimme von Nelson lesen)

    #KätToon #fckafd #AFDunter5Prozent #Cartman #Satire #ltwsh22 #Landtagswahlsh