#traffic-jam — Public Fediverse posts

Slogan Sunday "Traffic Jam Edition" Sound on!. https://youtube.com/shorts/44BODLoEl9M?feature=share
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#slogan #slogansunday #vanlife #camper #camping #trafficjam #traffic #transport #logistics #trucks

#ingeneral a #car is a bad #mobility #concept what about #flying #battery and #hydrogen powered capsules that pick you up autonomously wherever there is a designated landingspot nearby :D #scifi ? no it's doable it's just #innovation is lacking #investments (again) so the #finance sector #bank #banks #insurance companies and other #money greedy #suckers are the reason you are stuck in a #trafficjam and can not have #cleanair imagine how much #roads would not be necessary (except for #bikes

🚗🍷 Oh la la! Paris’s mayor thinks she’s the Picasso of public policy by scribbling out parking spaces and calling it a masterpiece. Meanwhile, Parisians are left playing musical chairs with their cars—guess the tourists will just have to keep Instagramming the Eiffel Tower from the traffic jam! 😂 #TrèsBienManagement
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/21/travel/paris-transformation-anne-hidalgo-mayor #ParisParking #PublicPolicy #TrafficJam #UrbanPlanning #CarCulture #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, it’s that time again. Revive I-5 closing the northbound lanes on the ship canal bridge which means chaos for traffic everywhere north of that. It took me over an hour to get down to Southlake Union when that is a normal 30 minute trip in traffic for me. #Seattle #WSDOT #ReviveI5 #TrafficJam

DeepSeek tries to jazz up #transformers by asking, "What if we just added more lanes to the highway?" 🚗💥 Spoiler alert: it's still a traffic jam of 2016 residual connections, folks. 🙄 But hey, let's applaud them for reinventing wheels with extra spokes! 🎉
https://taylorkolasinski.com/notes/mhc-reproduction/ #DeepSeek #TrafficJam #ExtraSpokes #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Thamarassery Police imposes a daily heavy vehicle ban on the ghat road due to accidents & holiday surge. Avoid congestion & plan your travel. https://english.mathrubhumi.com/news/kerala/thamarassery-ghat-traffic-restrictions-heavy-vehicle-ban-ah1a6jhu?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #Kerala #Thamarassery #ghatroad #heavyvehicleban #trafficjam

#WildlifeWednesday

#BighornSheep - the horny fluffybutts blockade. #LandBack , bitches.
They were there, first.

Shot from a work truck window in #Jasper #Alberta 2007, on a documentary filming trip.

#Wildlife #sheep #TrafficJam #WorkTrips #FluffyButts #Candid #photography #WorldInMyEyes #Animals #Canada

I wonder if you can get a Waymo in there.

#LosAngeles #traffic #Dodgers #TrafficJam

473: The World's Worst Traffic Jam (so far).
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#trafficjam #china #dubiousworldrecords #worldrecords #wtf #traffic #fail #bruh #campingagainstyourwill #brutalcommutes #strangebuttrue #webcomic #comics #facts #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn

🚚🎨 Oh, the high art of a trucker playing with toy buildings for 21 years finally gets a museum to care—talk about a traffic jam of priorities! 🚦🗽 Forget Picasso; the real masterpiece is plastic skyscrapers on a plywood board. 😂🏙️
https://gothamist.com/arts-entertainment/this-trucker-built-a-scale-model-of-nyc-over-21-years-its-drawing-museums-attention #truckerart #toybuildings #museumlife #trafficjam #creativity #HackerNews #ngated

Used to be very stressed when driving in the morning to work and stuck in the traffic jam...
Nowdays I drove my wife to work every morning (40-50 min. in one way) and I'm unexpectedly calm.... I know, we are in time and we will arrive 30 min. earlier every day, and then I still have so much time to get home or to the office before I have to work...
So I'm chilling in the traffic jam, listening great music, and just enjoying life.

Of course the new car helps, I can take all the route electric.

#morningthoughts #driving #trafficjam #rav4

Traffic diversions in place on NH-44 between Hyderabad and Adilabad due to heavy rain and flood damage. Check alternate routes. https://english.mathrubhumi.com/news/india/hyderabad-rains-nh-44-damaged-in-kamareddy-traffic-diversions-issued-feo50ud6?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #Hyderabad #TrafficIssue #Trafficjam #Travel

🚗🤖 Oh look, #Tesla promised the moon again and landed in the mud instead. Their #robotaxi "revolution" can't even handle a traffic jam on the information superhighway. 🌐👎 Who knew scaling dreams required more than just #hype and an infinite number of press releases? 📉
https://www.aol.com/elon-gambling-tesla-proving-doubters-090300237.html #Failures #TrafficJam #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Zwei Tage Videos schneiden und Grafiken rendern mit TBS ausklingen lassen. #trafficjam #tj #tjoa

It’s a goose induced traffic jam.
They took their time getting across.
#geese
#trafficjam

🚗💸 Manhattan congestion pricing is TOTALLY "predictable" — like predicting that New York City might have a traffic problem. The article spends more time trying to sell subscriptions than explaining why you're paying more to sit in a traffic jam. 🙄✨
https://www.economist.com/united-states/2025/06/19/congestion-pricing-in-manhattan-is-a-predictable-success #ManhattanCongestionPricing #TrafficJam #NYCProblems #SubscriptionModel #PredictableTraffic #HackerNews #ngated

I Am Trying

I am trying today. I am doing my best. My best, however, ain’t gonna be good enough.

I am trying to not get mentally bogged down by idiotic shit going on in the federal government. I just want to have a day where I ignore the morons and concentrate on work for a change. Something tells me I am not going to be terribly successful in this endeavor though. Don’t get my wrong, my work is getting done. No worries there. I just find myself distracted by all the other bullshit.

I am in the office again today. This makes four business days in a row for me. Ugh. Yesterday I left the house at 7:30 and got to work at 9:10. Today I left the house at 7:20 (makes sense, right?) and got to work at 9:10. Oh for crying out loud.

On the way out the door I told the cats to take care of my wife while I am out. I always tell them that. I don’t know if they ever listen though. They aren’t really team players, you know? They just do their own thing and mostly ignore anything I say. They’re cats that way.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/54500929411/in/datetaken/

#Cat #commute #iphoneography #Kitty #lily #photography #Politics #robin #traffic #trafficJam

🚂✨ Oh wow, a company in #NYC is so avant-garde it built a choo-choo station to dodge the traffic jam of trucks. Because, you know, #trains are the future—welcome to the 19th century, folks! 🤦‍♂️ Also, fastcompany.com kindly asks you to do a little dance with your browser settings. 🕺🔒
https://www.fastcompany.com/91324241/this-company-built-an-entire-rail-terminal-in-queens-to-avoid-relying-on-trucks #avantgarde #transportation #innovation #trafficjam #HackerNews #ngated

Drive

Lots of driving in the city today. Lots and lots of traffic jams. Lots and lots.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/54480228358/in/datetaken/

https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/54480306505/in/datetaken/

https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/54479258667/in/datetaken/

https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/54480462625/in/datetaken/

#Boston #drive #highway #iphoneography #photography #traffic #trafficJam

Traffic Sucks

I backed out of the driveway at 7:29am. At that time the GPS app (Waze) was already telling me I was going to be late to work. My ETA was 9:03. The app detoured me off of my normal route less than half a mile from my house…

…and it was all downhill from there.

At about 8:50 I still had 10 miles to go and Waze started recalculating. My ETA started going up… fast. There was an accident on route 128 South (that’s route 95 for all of you non-locals) right at the junction with the Mass Pike (route 90, for all of you non-locals). I pulled into a parking spot at work at 9:30.

Nine. Fucking. Thirty.

https://flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/54458364315/in/datetaken/

So tell me, how’s your fucking Thursday morning treating you? Nothing like a two hour drive as your democracy is collapsing to make you feel good about the state of the world, know what I mean?

Here’s a cat. Enjoy.

https://flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/54458359830/in/datetaken/

#30MinutesLate #badCommute #badTraffic #carAccident #Cat #commute #detour #gps #highway #iphoneography #Kitty #late #lateToWork #morningCommute #photography #robin #traffic #trafficJam #waze

Missed It

There was an accident on route 128 South. It made me late for work. Not super late, just a couple of minutes. A car hit the barrier on the left side of the road. It took quite a long time to get around.

I tried to take a picture as I drove passed. I blindly pointed my phone at the accident and did not take my eyes off the road. This is what I got.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/54441123110/in/datetaken/

Masterpiece. Pure stable genius.

#accident #highway #iphoneography #photography #trafficJam

Traffic Jam Dieburg

Bauhof Dieburg, Freitag, 18. Juli um 15:00 MESZ

Das open air Festival mit Tradition und Style in Dieburg.

https://events.rheinmain.social/event/traffic-jam-dieburg

"Welcome to The International House of Jams. We've got the jams! What can I do for you?"

"I'd like a jar of traffic jam."

"Sorry. We don't carry this one."

"That's vexing. How about paper jam?"

"What paper weight do you want?"

#jam #TrafficJam #PaperJam #nonsense

Holiday Traffic

Word on the street (pun intended) is that traffic is really crappy tonight. I still have almost two hours to go before I finish work and go out to brave the roads, but I am not looking forward to it.

What I am looking forward to is seeing my step son tonight. He’ll probably be getting to the house while I’m stuck in traffic. All the more reason to be happy about the commute situation (yes, that was meant to be very sarcastic).

I really want to go home now. One hour and 47 minutes to go.

While we wait, here are two pictures I took while putting gas into the car this morning… because that’s related to the overall topic, right?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/54214542838/in/dateposted/

https://www.flickr.com/photos/robj_1971/54214710855/in/photostream/

#adultKids #canIBeAPhotographyYoutberNow #collegeKids #commute #emptyNest #eveningCommute #Family #gasStation #grownKids #iphoneography #photography #stepSon #traffic #trafficJam