#fail — Public Fediverse posts

Today's BAC high score is 0.306. The award was given to a 19 year old who clearly has a bright future ahead of him of not being a lightweight.

https://www.kake.com/home/police-wrong-way-teen-driver-in-kechi-was-15-times-the-legal-alcohol-limit/article_307d8d71-ad54-41a4-afdd-ed28beb37d15.html

#Kansas #Drunk #Fail

Jeep recalls 20,781 Cherokee vehicles in Canada due to the power loss thingy that could lead parky thingies to do the rolly thingies potentially leading to things getting all crashy.

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/business/2026/05/14/tens-of-thousands-of-jeep-vehicles-recalled-in-canada-the-us/

#Jeep #Recall #Fail #Canada

Nearly 50,000 Lake Tahoe residents have to find a new power source after their energy source looks to redirect lines to data centers
https://fortune.com/2026/05/12/lake-tahoe-data-center-49000-residents-power-source/
#tech #fail #environment

Hele dag al ziek op bed. Leuk zo'n vrije dag. #fail

Iedereen die zich vandaag dan maar eindelijk aanmeldt voor mijn wekelijkse nieuwsbrief over de capriolen van Trump krijgt extra kudos en géén huiswerk: https://laposta.nl/f/ssdcuilbrm7u

Also: morgen moet ik wel beter zijn: 14-6 uur bij Radio 1 dan!

Trapped!

#cartoon by Dave #Whamond

Trapped!

#cartoon by Dave #Whamond

Trapped!

#cartoon by Dave #Whamond

Why I'm leaving #GitHub

source: jorijn.com/en/blog/leaving-git…

TL;DR

• GitHub logged 257 incidents in May 2025 to April 2026, 48 of them major. The CTO publicly apologised and said capacity needs to scale 30x to keep up with AI-driven load.
• In August 2025 GitHub stopped having its own CEO. It is now a unit of Microsoft's #CoreAI division, the same group building Copilot and the broader AI stack.
• On April 24, 2026 GitHub flipped #Copilot Free, Pro, and Pro+ user-interaction data to opt-in for AI training by default. There is no repository-level opt-out.
• US-jurisdictional risk under #FISA Section 702 and the CLOUD Act is unresolved. Microsoft's own attorney told the French Senate under oath he could not #guarantee #EU data was safe from silent US #government access.

So tell me why do they still use GitHub?

#news #software #privacy #ai #economy #fail #problem #ethics #protest #foss #floss #opensource #code #coder #developer #nerd #hacker #usa #politics #freedom #internet #online #service #control #access #technology #economy #platform #criticism #future #society #microsoft #bigdata #bigtech #power

Why I'm leaving #GitHub

source: jorijn.com/en/blog/leaving-git…

TL;DR

• GitHub logged 257 incidents in May 2025 to April 2026, 48 of them major. The CTO publicly apologised and said capacity needs to scale 30x to keep up with AI-driven load.
• In August 2025 GitHub stopped having its own CEO. It is now a unit of Microsoft's #CoreAI division, the same group building Copilot and the broader AI stack.
• On April 24, 2026 GitHub flipped #Copilot Free, Pro, and Pro+ user-interaction data to opt-in for AI training by default. There is no repository-level opt-out.
• US-jurisdictional risk under #FISA Section 702 and the CLOUD Act is unresolved. Microsoft's own attorney told the French Senate under oath he could not #guarantee #EU data was safe from silent US #government access.

So tell me why do they still use GitHub?

#news #software #privacy #ai #economy #fail #problem #ethics #protest #foss #floss #opensource #code #coder #developer #nerd #hacker #usa #politics #freedom #internet #online #service #control #access #technology #economy #platform #criticism #future #society #microsoft #bigdata #bigtech #power

Why I'm leaving #GitHub

source: jorijn.com/en/blog/leaving-git…

TL;DR

• GitHub logged 257 incidents in May 2025 to April 2026, 48 of them major. The CTO publicly apologised and said capacity needs to scale 30x to keep up with AI-driven load.
• In August 2025 GitHub stopped having its own CEO. It is now a unit of Microsoft's #CoreAI division, the same group building Copilot and the broader AI stack.
• On April 24, 2026 GitHub flipped #Copilot Free, Pro, and Pro+ user-interaction data to opt-in for AI training by default. There is no repository-level opt-out.
• US-jurisdictional risk under #FISA Section 702 and the CLOUD Act is unresolved. Microsoft's own attorney told the French Senate under oath he could not #guarantee #EU data was safe from silent US #government access.

So tell me why do they still use GitHub?

#news #software #privacy #ai #economy #fail #problem #ethics #protest #foss #floss #opensource #code #coder #developer #nerd #hacker #usa #politics #freedom #internet #online #service #control #access #technology #economy #platform #criticism #future #society #microsoft #bigdata #bigtech #power

Hey, Perplexity:
Isn't Python that weird programming language where indentation matters? #AskingForAFriend

#ai #python #fail

Hey, Perplexity:
Isn't Python that weird programming language where indentation matters? #AskingForAFriend

#ai #python #fail

Hey, Perplexity:
Isn't Python that weird programming language where indentation matters? #AskingForAFriend

#ai #python #fail

Hey, Perplexity:
Isn't Python that weird programming language where indentation matters? #AskingForAFriend

#ai #python #fail

Hey, Perplexity:
Isn't Python that weird programming language where indentation matters? #AskingForAFriend

#ai #python #fail

Bullshit-Deutsch:

„Ab 2029 sollen neu eingebaute Gas- und Ölheizungen allerdings schrittweise ***klimaneutraler*** betrieben werden.“

Der Spiegel (oder war es die Gas-Lobbyistin?) schafft es sogar „klimaneutral“ noch zu steigern. Das muss die viel gesuchte Lösung der Klimaprobleme sein… 😬
Früher gab es einen Ressortchef, eine Schlussredaktion oder was auch immer um so einen Müll zu verhindern.

https://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/service/heizungsgesetz-bundesregierung-bringt-erneute-reform-auf-den-weg-a-94f6213a-4232-4389-a1a1-6c4f8f2de83c

#reiche #KatherinaReiche #geg #klimaneutralitat #warmewende #fail #bullshit

Bicycles are not my friend today. Two punctures - couldn’t find the glass (until later under office lighting) had to convince an uber xl that my bike would fit and wasn’t a contamination.

Also I got very wet. And cold.

Still prefer riding to work ;-)

#Commute #BikeTooter #cycling #FAIL

Ich liebe ein gute Konversation.

https://www.alles-bekloppte.de/angebot-ubersetzung-und-lokalisierung-ihrer-website/

#ai #ki #fail #email #spam #fun #funny #aiagent #agenticai

Eine stabile Verbindung sieht für mich dann doch anders aus.
Zum Glück funktioniert das LTE-Failover problemlos. Auch wenn die Bandbreite natürlich arg begrenzt ist.
#DeutscheGlasfaser #Störung #Stabilität #FTTH #Fail #Ärger

Eine stabile Verbindung sieht für mich dann doch anders aus.
Zum Glück funktioniert das LTE-Failover problemlos. Auch wenn die Bandbreite natürlich arg begrenzt ist.
#DeutscheGlasfaser #Störung #Stabilität #FTTH #Fail #Ärger

Eine stabile Verbindung sieht für mich dann doch anders aus.
Zum Glück funktioniert das LTE-Failover problemlos. Auch wenn die Bandbreite natürlich arg begrenzt ist.
#DeutscheGlasfaser #Störung #Stabilität #FTTH #Fail #Ärger

Eine stabile Verbindung sieht für mich dann doch anders aus.
Zum Glück funktioniert das LTE-Failover problemlos. Auch wenn die Bandbreite natürlich arg begrenzt ist.
#DeutscheGlasfaser #Störung #Stabilität #FTTH #Fail #Ärger

https://www.tagesschau.de/investigativ/russland-lng-100.html
The game is rigged. #gas #russland #brd #fail #politikverdrossenheit #unmoralischeGier

https://www.tagesschau.de/investigativ/russland-lng-100.html
The game is rigged. #gas #russland #brd #fail #politikverdrossenheit #unmoralischeGier

"Lorry gets stuck in hole it was sent to fix in Somerset"

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/may/12/lorry-gets-stuck-in-hole-walton-somerset

Found it!

#UK #Somerset #Pothole #Sinkhole #Roads #Fail

American Fables

#cartoon by Paul #Duginski

American Fables

#cartoon by Paul #Duginski

American Fables

#cartoon by Paul #Duginski

Arms Dealer

#cartoon by Tom #Armstrong

Arms Dealer

#cartoon by Tom #Armstrong

Arms Dealer

#cartoon by Tom #Armstrong

Es ist erschreckend auf welcher Art und weiße sich die #EU von den großen Tech-Konzernen abhängig machen möchte.
Sei es WSocial: https://mastodon.social/@Krisuuu/116554668460050635
oder Wero: https://netzpolitik.org/2026/uneingeloestes-versprechen-auf-digitale-souveraenitaet-europaeischer-bezahldienst-wero-nutzt-amazon-server/ und die Altersverifikation-App der EU ist sicherheitstechnisch Müll: https://csa-scientist-open-letter.org/ageverif-Feb2026

#EU #DigitaleUnabhängigkeit #Fail

Het Ministerie van Economische Zaken wil dat bedrijven zich beter voorbereiden op cyberdreigingen... zelf is de overheid immers ook zo goed voorbereid...... #DigiD #Fail
https://www.parool.nl/nederland/bedrijven-moeten-zich-voorbereiden-op-black-out-aanval-op-ons-netwerk-gaat-een-keer-lukken~b9295604/

Diese Verbindung zeigte der Navigator in der Auswahlliste als buchbar und pünktlich an. Nur nützt es uns halt nix, wenn wir den pünktlichen Anschlusszug gar nicht kriegen können🤦🏼 .
Das kriegt die #Bahn einfach nicht hin ...
@bwegtBW

#Fail #Bahnchaos #ÖPNV #BWegt

https://www.europesays.com/africa/228711/ Why some Christians struggle in Nigerian politics, by cleric #Christians #Fail #Nigeria #politics #primate