#shit — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #shit, aggregated by home.social.
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Is there a green alternative to a Molotov cocktail? Don't want to burn oil :riot:
Kaczyński Cocktail? Its full of fertilizer!
https://nonsa.pl/wiki/Koktajl_Kaczy%C5%84skiego
#solarpunk #punk #molotov #riot #shit #shtf #jarOfShit -
Is there a green alternative to a Molotov cocktail? Don't want to burn oil :riot:
Kaczyński Cocktail? Its full of fertilizer!
https://nonsa.pl/wiki/Koktajl_Kaczy%C5%84skiego
#solarpunk #punk #molotov #riot #shit #shtf #jarOfShit -
Current state of security: "Defense in debt".
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Current state of security: "Defense in debt".
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"Have you heard of Foster the People's enshittification?"
"No, what happened?"
"For one, they've renamed the band to Foster the Poophole."
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Come to think of it, it could have been worse. I could have typed...
cacamole
Some sort of shit sauce? :madjoy:
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@aurochs @Futurism @off-world-Futurism #elonMusk 55 years spreading #shit "tu infíniti an biyond" :ai_yaysuperfast:
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@aurochs @Futurism @off-world-Futurism #elonMusk 55 years spreading #shit "tu infíniti an biyond" :ai_yaysuperfast:
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I have just received an email announcing that, at last, the problems with our Department’s loos have finally been solved. It turns out that persons unknown poured “a cement like substance” down the soil stack. Perhaps our materials chemists have been busy trying to do a mash up with the soft solids investigators.
But in celebration of this scientific ecumenism, I give you Ivor Cutler’s take on voiding the bowels. #shit #in #UCL #chemistry #wastedisposal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VHbKQK6LO9M -
I have just received an email announcing that, at last, the problems with our Department’s loos have finally been solved. It turns out that persons unknown poured “a cement like substance” down the soil stack. Perhaps our materials chemists have been busy trying to do a mash up with the soft solids investigators.
But in celebration of this scientific ecumenism, I give you Ivor Cutler’s take on voiding the bowels. #shit #in #UCL #chemistry #wastedisposal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VHbKQK6LO9M -
"CORRECTION (Aug. 3, 2026, 12:53 a.m. ET): A previous version of this article misstated the name of John Smiths' new album. It is “Iron,” not "this absolute piece of shit.”
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Two Cockroaches
“Give it to me straight, doctor.”
“Alright. Inside of you, there are two cockroaches. One of them is dead, and the other is dancing.”
“Cockroaches? Ew… Take them out, right away.”
“No, no, no. You don’t understand. I was speaking metaphorically.”
“Why are you speaking meteorically? I said give it to me straight.”
“Alright, it’s metaphorically, not meteorically, but let’s forget the cockroaches.”
“I’m afraid I can’t. You’ve painted quite the picture.”
“Okay, I’ll put away brushes, paint, and easel now.”
“Thank you.”
“I’ll give it to you straight. You’ve got cancer.”
“Okay. I don’t know where you were going with your cockroach metaphor. At any rate, that’s a relief.”
“It is quite serious. Why do you call it a relief?”
“I thought you’d say I have explosive diarrhea.”
“No, but judging by the trail of shit behind me… that’s what I have.”
“Hahaha!”
“I wouldn’t be laughing if I were you. With the chemo you’re about to get, you’ll get a good idea of the explosive diarrhea experience. Hahaha!”
#TheDailyIsotope #AutisticWriters #microfiction #cockroaches #shit #ExplosiveDiarrhea #cancer
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✍️ Googletificación, del «Don’t be evil» a Skynet
https://56k.es/fanta/googletificacion-del-dont-be-evil-a-skynet/
Existe gente que sueña con Google, que sueña que busca cosas en el buscador, escribe correos, etc …
Hemos permitido que todo sea Google y estamos pagando las consecuencias ... #google #shit #googletization #degoogletization -
✍️ Googletificación, del «Don’t be evil» a Skynet
https://56k.es/fanta/googletificacion-del-dont-be-evil-a-skynet/
Existe gente que sueña con Google, que sueña que busca cosas en el buscador, escribe correos, etc …
Hemos permitido que todo sea Google y estamos pagando las consecuencias ... #google #shit #googletization #degoogletization -
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#News #Capitalism is ending in #shit
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#News #Capitalism is ending in #shit
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Crazy Train has one of the meanest main riffs ever but the rest of the song is dogshit.
You know it, I know it, they knew it.
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Dear Search Engine Designers,
It is really aggravating when I search for "crap" in an image database and the search engine goes...
"Surely this person must mean crab. Let me fetch pictures of crabs."
or
"Surely this person must mean carp. Let me fetch pictures of carps."
:why: :headache:
No, no, no, when I typed "crap", I meant "crap" and not "crab" or "carp".
Do you understand? I'm tired of search engines treating me like a damn five-year-old who cannot see pictures of shit.
*Drops mic in a pile of shit.*
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"Trump airport name change sparks backlash in Florida"
:catthinking:
Okay, so... I'd advise those who disapprove but have to use this airport to take a shit at the airport.
Now, how about someone produces a line of merch (coffee cups, t-shirts, etc.) with the line:
"I took a shit at The President Donald J. Trump International airport."
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CW: Amateur magic, cartoon nudity, very large demon
A great many tears in amateur magic have resulted from a mismatch between a coven's skills in SUMMONING versus their skills in BANISHING again:
https://www.erosblog.com/2026/06/08/successful-ritual-so-far/
#demon #magic #sorcery #summoning #witches #witchcraft #ritual #naked #skyclad #bonfire #shit #problem #adler #humor #erotic #hellfire #flames #cartoon
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CW: Amateur magic, cartoon nudity, very large demon
A great many tears in amateur magic have resulted from a mismatch between a coven's skills in SUMMONING versus their skills in BANISHING again:
https://www.erosblog.com/2026/06/08/successful-ritual-so-far/
#demon #magic #sorcery #summoning #witches #witchcraft #ritual #naked #skyclad #bonfire #shit #problem #adler #humor #erotic #hellfire #flames #cartoon
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uploaded two new poems:
https://anarchive.mooo.com/blog/new-poems/
- a long, essay-/rant-like one about the impossibility of value
- a shorter one on the inverted identity between pens and intestines, shitting and writing#poetry #money #value #valuelessness #shit #pens #blah
appropriate random unrelated yet related toot: https://wandering.shop/@murderbotbot/116873765782862894
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uploaded two new poems:
https://anarchive.mooo.com/blog/new-poems/
- a long, essay-/rant-like one about the impossibility of value
- a shorter one on the inverted identity between pens and intestines, shitting and writing#poetry #money #value #valuelessness #shit #pens #blah
appropriate random unrelated yet related toot: https://wandering.shop/@murderbotbot/116873765782862894
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I fucking #love #digging holes...
...that #shit connects me to my #ancestors...
#Dirt is the original media of #craft
Posted by an actual bus @renardboy
https://mastodon.social/@renardboy/116830322661466788 #Dig #Earth #Nature #Human #Interaction #Work #Care #Stewardship -
C'est difficile d'arrêter ça !
Je voudrais pouvoir stopper ce genre de sms !!!
Je l'ai dit à certaines personnes, mais c'est difficile à faire comprendre à tout le monde !
ÇA M'EXASPÈRE VRAIMENT !!!!!!!#portables #téléphones
#cell #sms #emoji 😒
#PasContent #mms
#flemmards #no
#Flemme #non
#Words #yes
#Repondre
#Ecriture
#Chiant
#shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iTKMRzU0CI
I think I have an idea of what we can do with the #EpsteinClass
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iTKMRzU0CI
I think I have an idea of what we can do with the #EpsteinClass
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#Enshitification : Poopunk muzak for poocore lovers in #freedownload here https://yoshiwaku.bandcamp.com/album/enshitification Released on #InternetArchive too but so big shit that it broke the player ! #shitcore #poopcore #extreme #experimental #industrial #shit #weird #odd #insane #strange #outsider #music #noiserock #ccmusic #creativecommons
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On her last visit, #Schwiemu pointed out that there's a lot of shit on our roof.
I said yes, there is, but there's also a stork.
She didn't get it. All she see is the shit, which doesn't cause any trouble and just washes off next winter anyways.
The bird, which I really enjoy observing, she ignored completely.
🤷♂️
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On her last visit, #Schwiemu pointed out that there's a lot of shit on our roof.
I said yes, there is, but there's also a stork.
She didn't get it. All she see is the shit, which doesn't cause any trouble and just washes off next winter anyways.
The bird, which I really enjoy observing, she ignored completely.
🤷♂️
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Worst fucking "movie" I saw in a long time, despicable plot, despicable main character, despicable message and despicable director and writer. Armie Hammer just made himself uncastable again and maybe for good this time, Costas too. This is just embarrassing. It wouldn't surprise me if this movie was financed by some extreme right political party. Fuck Uwe Boll, hope he gets cancer.
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Pooppenheimer looked down upon the heap he had left in the toilet, and uttered these immortal words, "I am become turd, clogger of toilets."
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RE: https://mast.yourautisticlife.com/@yourautisticlife/116801041778318662
Given that SCOTUS released some shit opinions today....
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CW: Adult content
Let me #bareback your filthy #shit hole like the #PigTop I am. #gayraunch
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@KimPerales #mankind is constantly fertilizing the #ocean with #shit X-D the #forrest would prefer it check out #terrapreta https://generation-nachhaltigkeit.at/mit-terrapreta-das-klima-retten-ein-weiteres-instrument-gegen-den-klimawandel/
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@KimPerales #mankind is constantly fertilizing the #ocean with #shit X-D the #forrest would prefer it check out #terrapreta https://generation-nachhaltigkeit.at/mit-terrapreta-das-klima-retten-ein-weiteres-instrument-gegen-den-klimawandel/
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Unlike virtually any other statement coming out of this administration, this one rings true. Getting shitstains off marble is NOT easy.
#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #ShitStain #shit #KennedyCenter
