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Oh, joy... 😔
CME Group and Silicon Data to Launch Compute Futures on October 5 to Unlock New Way to Hedge #AI Risks https://www.cmegroup.com/media-room/press-releases/2026/8/11/cme_group_and_silicondatatolaunchcomputefuturesonoctober5tounloc.html #FML
P.S. #Polymarket & #Kalshi: Hold my beer.
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Oh, joy... 😔
CME Group and Silicon Data to Launch Compute Futures on October 5 to Unlock New Way to Hedge #AI Risks https://www.cmegroup.com/media-room/press-releases/2026/8/11/cme_group_and_silicondatatolaunchcomputefuturesonoctober5tounloc.html #FML
P.S. #Polymarket & #Kalshi: Hold my beer.
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"If your business is selling tokens, it'd be extremely lucrative for you if the whole society relies on tokens to perform basic operations. That's where we're heading to." #FML #AI #LLM #tokenmaxxing
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"If your business is selling tokens, it'd be extremely lucrative for you if the whole society relies on tokens to perform basic operations. That's where we're heading to." #FML #AI #LLM #tokenmaxxing
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昨天从波尔多跑到巴黎继续拼图。
晚上整了挺好吃的羊肉无花果核桃塔吉锅之后,遇到疑似 bug 无法继续(提交 passphrase 提示 PASSPHRASE_GENERIC_ERROR,而不是 Correct/Incorrect),各种方法折腾了一个半小时之后放弃了……
加上欧标转换头忘在了上个酒店、酒店 wifi 奇卡基本不能用、second sunday 任务转钟忘了领,基本可以用 #FML 形容了……
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昨天从波尔多跑到巴黎继续拼图。
晚上整了挺好吃的羊肉无花果核桃塔吉锅之后,遇到疑似 bug 无法继续(提交 passphrase 提示 PASSPHRASE_GENERIC_ERROR,而不是 Correct/Incorrect),各种方法折腾了一个半小时之后放弃了……
加上欧标转换头忘在了上个酒店、酒店 wifi 奇卡基本不能用、second sunday 任务转钟忘了领,基本可以用 #FML 形容了……
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1. Wyszedłem z domu - zaczęło padać, więc musiałem zatrzymać się i wyjąć kurtkę z plecaka.
2. Przez to widziałem, jak w zasięgu wzroku odjeżdża mi tramwaj.
3. "Nic to, pójdę na autobus", pomyślałem, idąc jakieś 1,5 km na autobus.
4. Dochodzę i widzę, że autobus stoi na skrzyżowaniu. Jestem dość daleko, ale stwierdzam, że gdy pobiegnę sprintem, to zdążę.
5. Zamieniam się w Usaina Bolta, lecę, pędzę. Widzę, że jest szansa zdążyć.
6. Słyszę uderzenie o bruk za sobą. Już wiem, że komórka mi wypadła z kieszeni.
7. Wracam, podnoszę.
8. Oczywiście, autobus odjechał.
9. Wkurzony idę dalej, przechodzę przejściem podziemnym koło dworca. Z dołu widzę, że na tablicy świetlnej miga jakiś tramwaj, który zaraz przyjedzie.
10. Mówię do siebie, że przez te cholerne remonty to żaden tramwaj tędy nie przyjedzie, więc nie mam po co lecieć na przystanek.
11. Gdy wychodziłem z przejścia podziemnego, to uświadomiłem sobie, że jest jedna linia, która tutaj jedzie i by mnie zawiozła do pracy. I to chyba był ten tramwaj.
12. Cały spocony przyszedłem do pracy, w konsekwencji całe 4 kilometry pieszo.(i jeszcze mnie biodro boli od rana)
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1. Wyszedłem z domu - zaczęło padać, więc musiałem zatrzymać się i wyjąć kurtkę z plecaka.
2. Przez to widziałem, jak w zasięgu wzroku odjeżdża mi tramwaj.
3. "Nic to, pójdę na autobus", pomyślałem, idąc jakieś 1,5 km na autobus.
4. Dochodzę i widzę, że autobus stoi na skrzyżowaniu. Jestem dość daleko, ale stwierdzam, że gdy pobiegnę sprintem, to zdążę.
5. Zamieniam się w Usaina Bolta, lecę, pędzę. Widzę, że jest szansa zdążyć.
6. Słyszę uderzenie o bruk za sobą. Już wiem, że komórka mi wypadła z kieszeni.
7. Wracam, podnoszę.
8. Oczywiście, autobus odjechał.
9. Wkurzony idę dalej, przechodzę przejściem podziemnym koło dworca. Z dołu widzę, że na tablicy świetlnej miga jakiś tramwaj, który zaraz przyjedzie.
10. Mówię do siebie, że przez te cholerne remonty to żaden tramwaj tędy nie przyjedzie, więc nie mam po co lecieć na przystanek.
11. Gdy wychodziłem z przejścia podziemnego, to uświadomiłem sobie, że jest jedna linia, która tutaj jedzie i by mnie zawiozła do pracy. I to chyba był ten tramwaj.
12. Cały spocony przyszedłem do pracy, w konsekwencji całe 4 kilometry pieszo.(i jeszcze mnie biodro boli od rana)
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What could possibly go wrong?! 😱
"The resulting 16 novel viruses were created to infect bacteria and pose no threat to people."
Yet.
Artificial Intelligence used to design brand new viruses https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y3j3ngevmo #AI #FML
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What could possibly go wrong?! 😱
"The resulting 16 novel viruses were created to infect bacteria and pose no threat to people."
Yet.
Artificial Intelligence used to design brand new viruses https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y3j3ngevmo #AI #FML
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@firusvg/117047704653945818
I still can't shake off the loathing. I've found #Polymarket and #Kalshi revolting since the second I heard of 'prediction markets', but after that Guardian article, my opinion of them hit an absolute floor. #FML
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@firusvg/117047704653945818
I still can't shake off the loathing. I've found #Polymarket and #Kalshi revolting since the second I heard of 'prediction markets', but after that Guardian article, my opinion of them hit an absolute floor. #FML
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Is this peak capitalism?
My son has cancer. #Kalshi wants you to be able to bet on his medical future - The predictions market is planning to allow betting on clinical trial results and regulatory decisions as our family fights for his survival https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/aug/04/kalshi-predictions-market-clinical-trial #FML
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Is this peak capitalism?
My son has cancer. #Kalshi wants you to be able to bet on his medical future - The predictions market is planning to allow betting on clinical trial results and regulatory decisions as our family fights for his survival https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/aug/04/kalshi-predictions-market-clinical-trial #FML
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Trying to post because why not. It's getting up to 39 degrees today. 34+ has been the standard this week. Send ice. And memes. Eh, just send memes
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Trying to post because why not. It's getting up to 39 degrees today. 34+ has been the standard this week. Send ice. And memes. Eh, just send memes
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What could possibly go wrong?!
Chinese military unveils #AI system to plan and coordinate mass air strikes https://www.scmp.com/news/china/military/article/3362824/chinese-military-unveils-ai-system-plan-and-coordinate-mass-air-strikes #zeitgeist #FML
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What could possibly go wrong?!
Chinese military unveils #AI system to plan and coordinate mass air strikes https://www.scmp.com/news/china/military/article/3362824/chinese-military-unveils-ai-system-plan-and-coordinate-mass-air-strikes #zeitgeist #FML
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👀 Yo #lazyweb, where do you upload video/images to share when the website (eg forum) won't allow them - recommendations/suggestions? Boosts appreciated.
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This house is only spotless, minutes before the in-laws show up.
kill me.
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This house is only spotless, minutes before the in-laws show up.
kill me.
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TIL: INJECT_FACTS_AS_VARS is defaulting to False in Ansible 2.24
https://forum.ansible.com/t/inject-facts-as-vars-is-defaulting-to-false-in-2-24/44886/2
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Føler meg lurt etter tilfeldig svipptur innom Normal forrige dagen.....
De lovte solformørkelse 12/8, og jeg regna med de visste hva de snakket om siden de hadde tatt seg bryet med å trykke opp plakater og greier.
I dag fant jeg ut at jeg må til Spania, Island, eller Grønland for å få det ned meg. Til nød Frankrike, England eller Svalbard... 🤦
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Føler meg lurt etter tilfeldig svipptur innom Normal forrige dagen.....
De lovte solformørkelse 12/8, og jeg regna med de visste hva de snakket om siden de hadde tatt seg bryet med å trykke opp plakater og greier.
I dag fant jeg ut at jeg må til Spania, Island, eller Grønland for å få det ned meg. Til nød Frankrike, England eller Svalbard... 🤦
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"We have single sign-on. One password for everything." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7IHInNJZvE #DevOps #DevSecOps #Sysadmin #FML
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"We have single sign-on. One password for everything." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7IHInNJZvE #DevOps #DevSecOps #Sysadmin #FML
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Going on 2 hours of sleep + international travel, and this is my hotel room.... #FML
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Hey! Wanna learn about AI but don't trust AI not to mess up the lesson?
Got you covered.
/deja vu edition
(PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.)
#AIslop #TheJokesWriteThemselves #DejaVu #FML
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Hey! Wanna learn about AI but don't trust AI not to mess up the lesson?
Got you covered.
/deja vu edition
(PS The magazine may not have been written by AI but I bet that cover was designed by AI.)
#AIslop #TheJokesWriteThemselves #DejaVu #FML
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Had a nap. Felt 100% worse. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. 👏 #FML
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Had a nap. Felt 100% worse. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. 👏 #FML
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What could possibly go wrong?!
Forgot your Google password? Now you can log in with a selfie. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/07/google-now-lets-you-log-into-your-account-with-a-selfie/ #FML
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What could possibly go wrong?!
Forgot your Google password? Now you can log in with a selfie. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/07/google-now-lets-you-log-into-your-account-with-a-selfie/ #FML
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Had to prematurely upgrade from M1 Max to M5 Max because of damage and boy do these horrible Electron web apps start fast!
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Had to prematurely upgrade from M1 Max to M5 Max because of damage and boy do these horrible Electron web apps start fast!
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grrrrr bought an adapter with 2.0mm pitch but needed 2.54 #fml
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FFS.. Work with children.
Coworker on my team was terminated a few days ago, which I just found out about. Don't know the reasons, nor is it my business.
And somehow I'm the b-word, cause somehow it's my fault, as I felt shunned from the others. Whatever.. grow up!
Not my problem they socialized more than they worked. Not my issue they kept missing multiple days. Noticed it, but said nothing about it cause I'm a worker not a manager or supervisor.
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Motherfucker! I hardly have any tits, how can they be sagging?? 🤬
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Chugging kool-aid like it's going out of style.
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/161da96a59452f17ab50df7be0cc6ccd8f8c3c10