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  1. Do you want to learn how to defend yourself against 👻, 👹, 🤖, your inner unresolved trauma, and Oogie Boogie? Do you want to help in the fight against the gov't, but you're as out of shape as Pork Hogsbreath? Do you want to punch a nazi, but your 👊🏾 is as soft as the 💩 in the FLOTUS's diaper? If so, then come out to the park and train with us in the park when it's day light.

    Eat something beforehand, bring water, and wear comfy clothing.
    #capoeira #martialarts #lifestyle

  2. Do you want to learn how to defend yourself against 👻, 👹, 🤖, your inner unresolved trauma, and Oogie Boogie? Do you want to help in the fight against the gov't, but you're as out of shape as Pork Hogsbreath? Do you want to punch a nazi, but your 👊🏾 is as soft as the 💩 in the FLOTUS's diaper? If so, then come out to the park and train with us in the park when it's day light.

    Eat something beforehand, bring water, and wear comfy clothing.
    #capoeira #martialarts #lifestyle