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  1. My wife said “Have you seen the dog bowl?”
    I said “I didn’t even know he could play cricket?”

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #marriedlife

  2. My wife said “Have you seen the dog bowl?”
    I said “I didn’t even know he could play cricket?”

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #marriedlife

  3. My wife said “Have you seen the dog bowl?”
    I said “I didn’t even know he could play cricket?”

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #marriedlife

  4. My wife said “Have you seen the dog bowl?”
    I said “I didn’t even know he could play cricket?”

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #marriedlife

  5. spouse: "unfortunately money doesn't go as far as it did twenty years ago."

    me: "money doesn't go as far as it did five years ago!"

    spouse: "i was gonna say."

    me: "or three years ago. almost like having a dictator ruins the economy." #MarriedLife

  6. spouse: "unfortunately money doesn't go as far as it did twenty years ago."

    me: "money doesn't go as far as it did five years ago!"

    spouse: "i was gonna say."

    me: "or three years ago. almost like having a dictator ruins the economy." #MarriedLife

  7. I’m laying here wide awake while my wife and dogs snore like it’s a competition. Nobody struggling but me. Love that for me. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #insomnia #marriedlife

  8. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  9. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  10. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  11. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  12. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  13. Love is two married introverts hanging out together on my side of our maker spaces (the less workshop looking side ;)) experimenting with MOPA laser engraving Mexican river rocks. ;) It's actually pretty cool. Hubby is now experimenting with a Hindu painting of Krishna milking cows, on a larger river rock and it looks pretty awesome so far.

  14. Love is two married introverts hanging out together on my side of our maker spaces (the less workshop looking side ;)) experimenting with MOPA laser engraving Mexican river rocks. ;) It's actually pretty cool. Hubby is now experimenting with a Hindu painting of Krishna milking cows, on a larger river rock and it looks pretty awesome so far. #MarriedLife #Introverts #MOPALaser

  15. Love is two married introverts hanging out together on my side of our maker spaces (the less workshop looking side ;)) experimenting with MOPA laser engraving Mexican river rocks. ;) It's actually pretty cool. Hubby is now experimenting with a Hindu painting of Krishna milking cows, on a larger river rock and it looks pretty awesome so far. #MarriedLife #Introverts #MOPALaser

  16. Love is two married introverts hanging out together on my side of our maker spaces (the less workshop looking side ;)) experimenting with MOPA laser engraving Mexican river rocks. ;) It's actually pretty cool. Hubby is now experimenting with a Hindu painting of Krishna milking cows, on a larger river rock and it looks pretty awesome so far. #MarriedLife #Introverts #MOPALaser

  17. Love is two married introverts hanging out together on my side of our maker spaces (the less workshop looking side ;)) experimenting with MOPA laser engraving Mexican river rocks. ;) It's actually pretty cool. Hubby is now experimenting with a Hindu painting of Krishna milking cows, on a larger river rock and it looks pretty awesome so far. #MarriedLife #Introverts #MOPALaser

  18. Selena Gomez Offers Intimate Glimpses of Married Life with Benny Blanco

    Selena Gomez posted new photos of her life with husband Benny Blanco, showing cooking and parties. Fans get a look at their married life.

    #SelenaGomez, #BennyBlanco, #MarriedLife, #CelebrityCouple, #InstagramUpdate

    newsletter.tf/selena-gomez-sha

  19. Selena Gomez shared new photos of her married life with Benny Blanco, showing them cooking and celebrating his birthday. This gives fans a closer look at their relationship.

    #SelenaGomez, #BennyBlanco, #MarriedLife, #CelebrityCouple, #InstagramUpdate
    newsletter.tf/selena-gomez-sha

  20. CW: Sex and marriage

    This postpartum, medically necessary, doctor ordered dryspell is the longest of our marriage and we are both suuuuuuuffering lol. I miss raunchy sex with my wife

    #nsfw #marriedLife

  21. CW: Sex and marriage

    This postpartum, medically necessary, doctor ordered dryspell is the longest of our marriage and we are both suuuuuuuffering lol. I miss raunchy sex with my wife

    #nsfw #marriedLife

  22. CW: Sex and marriage

    This postpartum, medically necessary, doctor ordered dryspell is the longest of our marriage and we are both suuuuuuuffering lol. I miss raunchy sex with my wife

    #nsfw #marriedLife

  23. CW: Sex and marriage

    This postpartum, medically necessary, doctor ordered dryspell is the longest of our marriage and we are both suuuuuuuffering lol. I miss raunchy sex with my wife

    #nsfw #marriedLife

  24. CW: Sex and marriage

    This postpartum, medically necessary, doctor ordered dryspell is the longest of our marriage and we are both suuuuuuuffering lol. I miss raunchy sex with my wife

    #nsfw #marriedLife

  25. When your husband has to be extra for Easter: looks and feels like he's about to die because chronic illness, is out for the count for a couple of days due to extreme pain, then suddenly pops up good as new😂😝

    Gotta laugh. In all seriousness though, just glad my sweetheart is feeling better❤️

    #easter #chronicillness #disability #marriedlife

  26. When your husband has to be extra for Easter: looks and feels like he's about to die because chronic illness, is out for the count for a couple of days due to extreme pain, then suddenly pops up good as new😂😝

    Gotta laugh. In all seriousness though, just glad my sweetheart is feeling better❤️

    #easter #chronicillness #disability #marriedlife

  27. When your husband has to be extra for Easter: looks and feels like he's about to die because chronic illness, is out for the count for a couple of days due to extreme pain, then suddenly pops up good as new😂😝

    Gotta laugh. In all seriousness though, just glad my sweetheart is feeling better❤️

    #easter #chronicillness #disability #marriedlife

  28. When your husband has to be extra for Easter: looks and feels like he's about to die because chronic illness, is out for the count for a couple of days due to extreme pain, then suddenly pops up good as new😂😝

    Gotta laugh. In all seriousness though, just glad my sweetheart is feeling better❤️

    #easter #chronicillness #disability #marriedlife

  29. When your husband has to be extra for Easter: looks and feels like he's about to die because chronic illness, is out for the count for a couple of days due to extreme pain, then suddenly pops up good as new😂😝

    Gotta laugh. In all seriousness though, just glad my sweetheart is feeling better❤️

    #easter #chronicillness #disability #marriedlife

  30. What y'all know about His and Hers #RPGs on Friday night?

    @AllKeysGDS playing the Dragon Quest 7 remake while I play Tactics Ogre Reborn on adjacent TVs. Typically both TVs are my PC monitors, but I'll happily give one up when she wants to play something.

    Single Player Couch Co-Op right here.

    #Blerd #Gaming #marriedLife

  31. What y'all know about His and Hers #RPGs on Friday night?

    @AllKeysGDS playing the Dragon Quest 7 remake while I play Tactics Ogre Reborn on adjacent TVs. Typically both TVs are my PC monitors, but I'll happily give one up when she wants to play something.

    Single Player Couch Co-Op right here.

    #Blerd #Gaming #marriedLife

  32. What y'all know about His and Hers #RPGs on Friday night?

    @AllKeysGDS playing the Dragon Quest 7 remake while I play Tactics Ogre Reborn on adjacent TVs. Typically both TVs are my PC monitors, but I'll happily give one up when she wants to play something.

    Single Player Couch Co-Op right here.

    #Blerd #Gaming #marriedLife

  33. What y'all know about His and Hers #RPGs on Friday night?

    @AllKeysGDS playing the Dragon Quest 7 remake while I play Tactics Ogre Reborn on adjacent TVs. Typically both TVs are my PC monitors, but I'll happily give one up when she wants to play something.

    Single Player Couch Co-Op right here.

    #Blerd #Gaming #marriedLife

  34. What y'all know about His and Hers #RPGs on Friday night?

    @AllKeysGDS playing the Dragon Quest 7 remake while I play Tactics Ogre Reborn on adjacent TVs. Typically both TVs are my PC monitors, but I'll happily give one up when she wants to play something.

    Single Player Couch Co-Op right here.

    #Blerd #Gaming #marriedLife

  35. I would love it for my beloved spouse to tell me she has plans for something in the refrigerator before I have eaten it, rather than waiting until after I inform her that I have done so.
    ("I made some of the pierogi for my dinner."
    "Oh, I had planned on using those for Shabbat, since you said we needed to use them up."
    "I told you that when I explained that I took them out of the freezer so I could use them up. That would have been a good time to share your plan.")
    #marriedLife