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  1. Anyone else's spouse just... doesn't get the tool collection? 😅
    There's a difference between a Phillips and a stubby Phillips!
    Tag the person in your life who owns way too many of one thing.
    #DadHumor #MarriedLife #ToolCollector

  2. Anyone else's spouse just... doesn't get the tool collection? 😅
    There's a difference between a Phillips and a stubby Phillips!
    Tag the person in your life who owns way too many of one thing.
    #DadHumor #MarriedLife #ToolCollector

  3. Anyone else's spouse just... doesn't get the tool collection? 😅
    There's a difference between a Phillips and a stubby Phillips!
    Tag the person in your life who owns way too many of one thing.
    #DadHumor #MarriedLife #ToolCollector

  4. Anyone else's spouse just... doesn't get the tool collection? 😅
    There's a difference between a Phillips and a stubby Phillips!
    Tag the person in your life who owns way too many of one thing.
    #DadHumor #MarriedLife #ToolCollector

  5. Hmmph, should have warned my two marrying colleagues about the laundry trap.

    Does anyone else's partner do this? Stick a load of laundry on then go missing when the machine stops and it's time to hang it up??

    (Edit: open the machine, it's all my laundry anyway, hahahhahahaha whoops)

    #MarriedLife #Marriage #LongWeekend #Laundry

  6. Hmmph, should have warned my two marrying colleagues about the laundry trap.

    Does anyone else's partner do this? Stick a load of laundry on then go missing when the machine stops and it's time to hang it up??

    (Edit: open the machine, it's all my laundry anyway, hahahhahahaha whoops)

    #MarriedLife #Marriage #LongWeekend #Laundry

  7. Hmmph, should have warned my two marrying colleagues about the laundry trap.

    Does anyone else's partner do this? Stick a load of laundry on then go missing when the machine stops and it's time to hang it up??

    (Edit: open the machine, it's all my laundry anyway, hahahhahahaha whoops)

    #MarriedLife #Marriage #LongWeekend #Laundry

  8. Hmmph, should have warned my two marrying colleagues about the laundry trap.

    Does anyone else's partner do this? Stick a load of laundry on then go missing when the machine stops and it's time to hang it up??

    (Edit: open the machine, it's all my laundry anyway, hahahhahahaha whoops)

    #MarriedLife #Marriage #LongWeekend #Laundry

  9. Hmmph, should have warned my two marrying colleagues about the laundry trap.

    Does anyone else's partner do this? Stick a load of laundry on then go missing when the machine stops and it's time to hang it up??

    (Edit: open the machine, it's all my laundry anyway, hahahhahahaha whoops)

    #MarriedLife #Marriage #LongWeekend #Laundry

  10. No one warned me about the degree to which "husband" and "father" are misaligned moment to moment.

    They look more aligned if you zoom out, but action by action? Frequently choosing between the two

    #parenting #marriedLife #Married

  11. No one warned me about the degree to which "husband" and "father" are misaligned moment to moment.

    They look more aligned if you zoom out, but action by action? Frequently choosing between the two

    #parenting #marriedLife #Married

  12. No one warned me about the degree to which "husband" and "father" are misaligned moment to moment.

    They look more aligned if you zoom out, but action by action? Frequently choosing between the two

    #parenting #marriedLife #Married

  13. No one warned me about the degree to which "husband" and "father" are misaligned moment to moment.

    They look more aligned if you zoom out, but action by action? Frequently choosing between the two

    #parenting #marriedLife #Married

  14. No one warned me about the degree to which "husband" and "father" are misaligned moment to moment.

    They look more aligned if you zoom out, but action by action? Frequently choosing between the two

    #parenting #marriedLife #Married

  15. Seeking Knowledge

    He also said that it is a cause of wonder that programs of girls’ education do not include any detailed study of the young and their mental and physiological characteristics. The natural function of the woman must be returned to her. This function does not include pregnancy only, but it should also include taking care of her children.

    alborz8.wordpress.com/2026/09/

  16. How to Deal with Inevitable Divorce

    Remind your husband about the goodness between him and you, and also about your son, as he needs his father as much as he needs his mother, and that anything can be fixed and you can change to be as he expects.

    alborz8.wordpress.com/2026/09/

  17. Some Characteristics of the Muslim Home

    For all these reasons, Islam actively strives to rectify Muslim families and homes and lays the foundations for their establishment, so that a Muslim home should have its distinct features and characteristics that distinguish it from other homes.

    alborz8.wordpress.com/2026/09/

  18. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  19. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  20. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  21. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  22. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  23. A glimpse of Islam’s great concern for women

    They disdained the infant girl and would bury her alive. Islam prohibited this and insisted that she be exalted and maintained with dignity. Allah, the Almighty, Says (what means): {And when the girl [who was] buried alive is asked, for what sin she was killed.} [Quran 81: 8-9]

    alborz8.wordpress.com/2026/09/

  24. Just plural things: Giving my American husband a crash course in the language after a little from my system suddenly showed up speaking fluent Welsh. My own Welsh has lapsed quite a bit after living in Australia for some years, but this little is absolutely fluent, which has amazed us all. My husband is doing really well, and his enthusiasm to learn is huge. I'm so proud. Plural life brings many blessings😁

    #wales #plural #pluralgang #love #marriedlife #welsh #cymraeg #cymru #daiawn #longdistancerelationship #polyamory #bisexual

  25. Just plural things: Giving my American husband a crash course in the language after a little from my system suddenly showed up speaking fluent Welsh. My own Welsh has lapsed quite a bit after living in Australia for some years, but this little is absolutely fluent, which has amazed us all. My husband is doing really well, and his enthusiasm to learn is huge. I'm so proud. Plural life brings many blessings😁

    #wales #plural #pluralgang #love #marriedlife #welsh #cymraeg #cymru #daiawn #longdistancerelationship #polyamory #bisexual

  26. Just plural things: Giving my American husband a crash course in the language after a little from my system suddenly showed up speaking fluent Welsh. My own Welsh has lapsed quite a bit after living in Australia for some years, but this little is absolutely fluent, which has amazed us all. My husband is doing really well, and his enthusiasm to learn is huge. I'm so proud. Plural life brings many blessings😁

    #wales #plural #pluralgang #love #marriedlife #welsh #cymraeg #cymru #daiawn #longdistancerelationship #polyamory #bisexual

  27. Just plural things: Giving my American husband a crash course in the language after a little from my system suddenly showed up speaking fluent Welsh. My own Welsh has lapsed quite a bit after living in Australia for some years, but this little is absolutely fluent, which has amazed us all. My husband is doing really well, and his enthusiasm to learn is huge. I'm so proud. Plural life brings many blessings😁

    #wales #plural #pluralgang #love #marriedlife #welsh #cymraeg #cymru #daiawn #longdistancerelationship #polyamory #bisexual

  28. Just plural things: Giving my American husband a crash course in the language after a little from my system suddenly showed up speaking fluent Welsh. My own Welsh has lapsed quite a bit after living in Australia for some years, but this little is absolutely fluent, which has amazed us all. My husband is doing really well, and his enthusiasm to learn is huge. I'm so proud. Plural life brings many blessings😁

    #wales #plural #pluralgang #love #marriedlife #welsh #cymraeg #cymru #daiawn #longdistancerelationship #polyamory #bisexual

  29. One of the issues of this heat is that, since we have no A/C, we use a fan. Horizontal. And it's behind my wife.
    So I'm downwind from her farts. Can't wait for the weather to get cooler.

    #marriedLife #climateChange

  30. One of the issues of this heat is that, since we have no A/C, we use a fan. Horizontal. And it's behind my wife.
    So I'm downwind from her farts. Can't wait for the weather to get cooler.

    #marriedLife #climateChange

  31. One of the issues of this heat is that, since we have no A/C, we use a fan. Horizontal. And it's behind my wife.
    So I'm downwind from her farts. Can't wait for the weather to get cooler.

    #marriedLife #climateChange

  32. One of the issues of this heat is that, since we have no A/C, we use a fan. Horizontal. And it's behind my wife.
    So I'm downwind from her farts. Can't wait for the weather to get cooler.

    #marriedLife #climateChange

  33. One of the issues of this heat is that, since we have no A/C, we use a fan. Horizontal. And it's behind my wife.
    So I'm downwind from her farts. Can't wait for the weather to get cooler.

    #marriedLife #climateChange

  34. CW: NFSW: Oral sex and orgasm

    Giving head is a large part of why sex with my wife is so fun.

    There's this orchestra of squeaks and sighs and moans and gasps that accompany both my tongue on her lips and the sudden absence of such. A space where sudden denial is as sharp and powerful as the sensation it replaces.

    Feeling her body's strongest muscles tighten and relax and clamp around my head,

    There's the contextualization of the act, where giving head can feel dominant or submissive or neutral depending on when and where and why it happens and how and what we're feeling.

    The raw sensation of tongue gliding over clit and choosing when and where and how to interact with her body as her legs rest against my shoulders. The feeling of utterly controlling her pleasure as she whimpers and begs, or the feeling of being utterly used as i stick my tongue out and she grinds her hot pussy against it, hands on the back of my head until i'm right where she needs me to be

    The taste and smell of hot, wet sex, of tasting how her day's been, and the sense of satisfaction that comes from her eventual orgasm.

    My wife is publicly quiet and distant with strangers, so her deep, intimate vulnerability is a side no one else ever sees or knows. It's for my eyes only

    I wish someone would have told me how great being an eater was. Cunnilingus is fun as fuck.

    #OralSex #Sex #MarriedLife

  35. CW: NFSW: Oral sex and orgasm

    Giving head is a large part of why sex with my wife is so fun.

    There's this orchestra of squeaks and sighs and moans and gasps that accompany both my tongue on her lips and the sudden absence of such. A space where sudden denial is as sharp and powerful as the sensation it replaces.

    Feeling her body's strongest muscles tighten and relax and clamp around my head,

    There's the contextualization of the act, where giving head can feel dominant or submissive or neutral depending on when and where and why it happens and how and what we're feeling.

    The raw sensation of tongue gliding over clit and choosing when and where and how to interact with her body as her legs rest against my shoulders. The feeling of utterly controlling her pleasure as she whimpers and begs, or the feeling of being utterly used as i stick my tongue out and she grinds her hot pussy against it, hands on the back of my head until i'm right where she needs me to be

    The taste and smell of hot, wet sex, of tasting how her day's been, and the sense of satisfaction that comes from her eventual orgasm.

    My wife is publicly quiet and distant with strangers, so her deep, intimate vulnerability is a side no one else ever sees or knows. It's for my eyes only

    I wish someone would have told me how great being an eater was. Cunnilingus is fun as fuck.

    #OralSex #Sex #MarriedLife

  36. CW: NFSW: Oral sex and orgasm

    Giving head is a large part of why sex with my wife is so fun.

    There's this orchestra of squeaks and sighs and moans and gasps that accompany both my tongue on her lips and the sudden absence of such. A space where sudden denial is as sharp and powerful as the sensation it replaces.

    Feeling her body's strongest muscles tighten and relax and clamp around my head,

    There's the contextualization of the act, where giving head can feel dominant or submissive or neutral depending on when and where and why it happens and how and what we're feeling.

    The raw sensation of tongue gliding over clit and choosing when and where and how to interact with her body as her legs rest against my shoulders. The feeling of utterly controlling her pleasure as she whimpers and begs, or the feeling of being utterly used as i stick my tongue out and she grinds her hot pussy against it, hands on the back of my head until i'm right where she needs me to be

    The taste and smell of hot, wet sex, of tasting how her day's been, and the sense of satisfaction that comes from her eventual orgasm.

    My wife is publicly quiet and distant with strangers, so her deep, intimate vulnerability is a side no one else ever sees or knows. It's for my eyes only

    I wish someone would have told me how great being an eater was. Cunnilingus is fun as fuck.

    #OralSex #Sex #MarriedLife

  37. CW: NFSW: Oral sex and orgasm

    Giving head is a large part of why sex with my wife is so fun.

    There's this orchestra of squeaks and sighs and moans and gasps that accompany both my tongue on her lips and the sudden absence of such. A space where sudden denial is as sharp and powerful as the sensation it replaces.

    Feeling her body's strongest muscles tighten and relax and clamp around my head,

    There's the contextualization of the act, where giving head can feel dominant or submissive or neutral depending on when and where and why it happens and how and what we're feeling.

    The raw sensation of tongue gliding over clit and choosing when and where and how to interact with her body as her legs rest against my shoulders. The feeling of utterly controlling her pleasure as she whimpers and begs, or the feeling of being utterly used as i stick my tongue out and she grinds her hot pussy against it, hands on the back of my head until i'm right where she needs me to be

    The taste and smell of hot, wet sex, of tasting how her day's been, and the sense of satisfaction that comes from her eventual orgasm.

    My wife is publicly quiet and distant with strangers, so her deep, intimate vulnerability is a side no one else ever sees or knows. It's for my eyes only

    I wish someone would have told me how great being an eater was. Cunnilingus is fun as fuck.

    #OralSex #Sex #MarriedLife

  38. CW: NFSW: Oral sex and orgasm

    Giving head is a large part of why sex with my wife is so fun.

    There's this orchestra of squeaks and sighs and moans and gasps that accompany both my tongue on her lips and the sudden absence of such. A space where sudden denial is as sharp and powerful as the sensation it replaces.

    Feeling her body's strongest muscles tighten and relax and clamp around my head,

    There's the contextualization of the act, where giving head can feel dominant or submissive or neutral depending on when and where and why it happens and how and what we're feeling.

    The raw sensation of tongue gliding over clit and choosing when and where and how to interact with her body as her legs rest against my shoulders. The feeling of utterly controlling her pleasure as she whimpers and begs, or the feeling of being utterly used as i stick my tongue out and she grinds her hot pussy against it, hands on the back of my head until i'm right where she needs me to be

    The taste and smell of hot, wet sex, of tasting how her day's been, and the sense of satisfaction that comes from her eventual orgasm.

    My wife is publicly quiet and distant with strangers, so her deep, intimate vulnerability is a side no one else ever sees or knows. It's for my eyes only

    I wish someone would have told me how great being an eater was. Cunnilingus is fun as fuck.

    #OralSex #Sex #MarriedLife

  39. My wife asked if I’d like a lone piper playing a lament at my funeral.
    “Over my dead body!” I replied

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #marriedlife

  40. My wife asked if I’d like a lone piper playing a lament at my funeral.
    “Over my dead body!” I replied

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #marriedlife

  41. My wife asked if I’d like a lone piper playing a lament at my funeral.
    “Over my dead body!” I replied

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #marriedlife

  42. My wife asked if I’d like a lone piper playing a lament at my funeral.
    “Over my dead body!” I replied

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #marriedlife

  43. The wife and the fire of suspicion!

    The Sharia has set for us a clear approach that protects homes from collapse. God Almighty said: “ And do not spy on one another ” [Al-Hujurat: 12], a definitive rule. The principle for a Muslim is innocence, and suspicion is prohibited because it is a door that Satan opens to separate spouses.

    alborz8.wordpress.com/2026/08/

  44. Still celebrating my marriage with my new wife here as best I can given I only came out of hospital the other day, and meds are making me drowsy, and I have to deal with house inspection this morning. Thankfully, Mrs Ace is super gentle, calm and patient about these things(one of the many things that drew me to her in the first place)❤️

    #marriedlife #plural #pluralgang #disabled #neurodivergent

  45. Still celebrating my marriage with my new wife here as best I can given I only came out of hospital the other day, and meds are making me drowsy, and I have to deal with house inspection this morning. Thankfully, Mrs Ace is super gentle, calm and patient about these things(one of the many things that drew me to her in the first place)❤️

    #marriedlife #plural #pluralgang #disabled #neurodivergent

  46. Still celebrating my marriage with my new wife here as best I can given I only came out of hospital the other day, and meds are making me drowsy, and I have to deal with house inspection this morning. Thankfully, Mrs Ace is super gentle, calm and patient about these things(one of the many things that drew me to her in the first place)❤️

    #marriedlife #plural #pluralgang #disabled #neurodivergent

  47. Still celebrating my marriage with my new wife here as best I can given I only came out of hospital the other day, and meds are making me drowsy, and I have to deal with house inspection this morning. Thankfully, Mrs Ace is super gentle, calm and patient about these things(one of the many things that drew me to her in the first place)❤️

    #marriedlife #plural #pluralgang #disabled #neurodivergent

  48. Still celebrating my marriage with my new wife here as best I can given I only came out of hospital the other day, and meds are making me drowsy, and I have to deal with house inspection this morning. Thankfully, Mrs Ace is super gentle, calm and patient about these things(one of the many things that drew me to her in the first place)❤️

    #marriedlife #plural #pluralgang #disabled #neurodivergent

  49. Waking up on cam with my husband-the first thing he tells me is how wonderful I am, and then tells about the NFL😁

    #truelove #romance #marriedlife

  50. Waking up on cam with my husband-the first thing he tells me is how wonderful I am, and then tells about the NFL😁

    #truelove #romance #marriedlife

  51. Waking up on cam with my husband-the first thing he tells me is how wonderful I am, and then tells about the NFL😁

    #truelove #romance #marriedlife

  52. Waking up on cam with my husband-the first thing he tells me is how wonderful I am, and then tells about the NFL😁

    #truelove #romance #marriedlife

  53. Waking up on cam with my husband-the first thing he tells me is how wonderful I am, and then tells about the NFL😁

    #truelove #romance #marriedlife