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  1. Proof that being "taken" doesn't mean I’ve stopped giving the neighbors something to talk about. 😉 My wedding ring says I’m his, but this view? This view is for anyone who appreciates a wife who still knows how to have a little fun. 🥂🔥

    #MILF #MarriedLife #Cleavage

  2. Love is two married introverts hanging out together on my side of our maker spaces (the less workshop looking side ;)) experimenting with MOPA laser engraving Mexican river rocks. ;) It's actually pretty cool. Hubby is now experimenting with a Hindu painting of Krishna milking cows, on a larger river rock and it looks pretty awesome so far. #MarriedLife #Introverts #MOPALaser

  3. CW: Sex and marriage

    This postpartum, medically necessary, doctor ordered dryspell is the longest of our marriage and we are both suuuuuuuffering lol. I miss raunchy sex with my wife

    #nsfw #marriedLife

  4. When your husband has to be extra for Easter: looks and feels like he's about to die because chronic illness, is out for the count for a couple of days due to extreme pain, then suddenly pops up good as new😂😝

    Gotta laugh. In all seriousness though, just glad my sweetheart is feeling better❤️

    #easter #chronicillness #disability #marriedlife

  5. What y'all know about His and Hers #RPGs on Friday night?

    @AllKeysGDS playing the Dragon Quest 7 remake while I play Tactics Ogre Reborn on adjacent TVs. Typically both TVs are my PC monitors, but I'll happily give one up when she wants to play something.

    Single Player Couch Co-Op right here.

    #Blerd #Gaming #marriedLife

  6. I would love it for my beloved spouse to tell me she has plans for something in the refrigerator before I have eaten it, rather than waiting until after I inform her that I have done so.
    ("I made some of the pierogi for my dinner."
    "Oh, I had planned on using those for Shabbat, since you said we needed to use them up."
    "I told you that when I explained that I took them out of the freezer so I could use them up. That would have been a good time to share your plan.")
    #marriedLife

  7. I'm in hellllll cause I got what I asked for but not what I wanted

    The idea of "big mommy milkers" was funny when i was teasing my wife during pregnancy. We laughed about it. I like huge boobs.

    Now she's actually nursing our child and ISTG her boobs are like watching your neighborhood gentrify:

    The buildings have been renovated; they're bigger and nicer and I'm no longer welcome there. They serve new clientele, not me.

    Her titties look fantastic and are too sore for me to caress to any meaningful degree
    They cause her discomfort
    They leak any time our child whimpers too loudly
    I have no lactation kink

    They're noticeably bigger but i lost access to them. damn damn damn.

    I appreciate your sympathy in this trying time.

    #marriedLife

  8. Marriages seemingly made in heaven can very well end up like hell on earth
    😠😡😔
    "Ghost Baby" - a short story of love & upheaval, of individuals & society, of harmony & expectations
    medium.com/@weareji/gho...
    💘
    #shortstory #fiction #literary #India #marriage #MarriedLife #traditions #bloodline #relationships @mastodonindians #matrimony

  9. You can be with someone for 20 or 30 years and yet not actually have deep connection. You can be in a new relationship and find great compatibility. We assume that time equals depth of love, but that's not the case for so many people. Things often look different behind closed doors. Don't let anyone convince you that your new/newer relationship isn't valid, just because you haven't had the length of time someone else has had with their partner/spouse❤️
    #relationships #marriage #marriedlife

  10. @AllKeysGDS is the best partner i can imagine. She's supportive, vulnerable, inquisitive, witty, enthusiastic, motivated, and the best part of each day.

    The risk of not marrying her keeps me from time traveling to any point before i met her.

    #MarriedLife

  11. My wife has become a freezer hoarder.

    She's constantly packing up leftovers and low quantities of food and throwing them in the freezer. 3 mini turnovers in one pack, 4-5 frozen hotdogs in another. Just small quantities of frozen food in unmarked containers... The containers usually taking up more room than the actual food items.

    So when we're facing a zombie apocalypse, just drop by the house for 2-3 frozen samosas and a 1-2 cups of frozen beef stew from last winter...

    #marriedlife #husbandlife #happywife #adulting

  12. "Putting her hair up means it's about to go down." is one of those things i never considered, Let alone recognized, until i was married.

    Now? Just the gesture gets me excited. Pavlovian response and shit.

    #MarriedLife

  13. Wife insists on going outside to shovel snow from driveway despite warming temperatures that will melt the remaining snow in short time.

    Don't get married.

    Don't have kids.

    You'll be happier alone, in your underwear, uploading memes that nobody will see on the internet.

    #adulting #marriedlife #dadlife

  14. I don't like the term in general, but i did not expect my wife to start using "yes daddy" for the explicit purpose of trolling me.

    #marriage #marriedLife

  15. All the childhood PTSD I have from my my dad's footsteps as he walks up the stairs is resurfacing as I hear my wife walk through the house looking for me to do another project around the house 😅

    #ptsd #mentalhealth #anxiety #marriedlife #adulting

    (it's ok, I'm on meds for that)

  16. My wife @AllKeysGDS is smarter than i am and convinced me to start wearing Bath and Bodyworks lotions that she thinks smell good (on me). She and i both like fruity/citrus/bakery scents.

    Now i get at least one (female) coworker a week telling me that I smell nice. Each time it happens i feel like the man from those Old Spice commercials.

    Take note: this is what winning looks/feels/smells like.

    #MarriedLife

  17. Using end-to-end encrypted messaging to ask my husband if the cartoons are on tonight*.

    #NormalizePrivacy #MarriedLife #GayMarried #LGBTQIA #FrogAndToad

    * Response: Simpsons at 8

  18. #Bra sizes are all lies and suggestions and hints and it makes buying cute #bras for my #wife unnecessarily difficult. Like, 3 different 34Ds have 3 different volumes

    My condolences for the women who go through this on a daily basis

    #fashion #marriedlife

  19. Truly having a hard time with my spouse. Sometimes I feel so tense in their presence. They have #GAD / #GeneralAnxietyDisorder and #OCD and they regularly introduce so much stress into mundane daily life. Life shouldn’t feel so hard. Life actually isn’t so hard.

    I feel a lot of grief about how unnecessarily negative our daily life is.

    #MarriedLife #Marriage #Relationships #InterpersonalConflict #Sad #Stress