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  1. Millennials Are Financially Supporting Retired Baby Boomer Parents

    For better or worse, America treats retirement like a personal problem. Yes, there’s Social Security, but it’s only…
    #NewsBeep #News #Personalfinance #62-year-oldlaura #angiechen #AU #Australia #boomer #brandon #Business #caregiver #family #Finance #goldenyear #house #husband #millennialkid #mother-in-law #parent #people #PersonalFinance #Retirement #retirementsavingplan
    newsbeep.com/au/809362/

  2. A quotation from Robert Louis Stevenson

    Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes.

    Robert Louis Stevenson (1850–1894) Scottish essayist, novelist, poet
    Essay (1882-08), “Talk and Talkers (A Sequel),” Cornhill Magazine, Vol. 46

    More about this quote: wist.info/stevenson-robert-lou…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #robertlouisstevenson #relationship #argument #talking #communication #coexistence #conversation #disagreement #discussion #dispute #engagement #husband #marriage #partnership #spouse #wife

  3. A quotation from Robert Louis Stevenson

    Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes.

    Robert Louis Stevenson (1850–1894) Scottish essayist, novelist, poet
    Essay (1882-08), “Talk and Talkers (A Sequel),” Cornhill Magazine, Vol. 46

    More about this quote: wist.info/stevenson-robert-lou…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #robertlouisstevenson #relationship #argument #talking #communication #coexistence #conversation #disagreement #discussion #dispute #engagement #husband #marriage #partnership #spouse #wife

  4. A quotation from Robert Louis Stevenson

    Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes.

    Robert Louis Stevenson (1850–1894) Scottish essayist, novelist, poet
    Essay (1882-08), “Talk and Talkers (A Sequel),” Cornhill Magazine, Vol. 46

    More about this quote: wist.info/stevenson-robert-lou…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #robertlouisstevenson #relationship #argument #talking #communication #coexistence #conversation #disagreement #discussion #dispute #engagement #husband #marriage #partnership #spouse #wife

  5. Agony Aunt: “Suntan lotion is woke propaganda!” ⛱️☀️🌅

    It’s that time of year again when UK geezers in a heatwave take on the giant star at the centre of our solar system. And UK geezers will always win, as the Sun is woke.

    But what if you have a doting wife, looking on at your manly husband, concerned about his wellbeing? Quit nagging, lady, you need to cut that woke out!

    When a Woman Complains About Manly Sunburn

    Alright mate? I’m Danny. 35. Got 3 kids, the missus is a banger and we’ve just been on holiday to Spain. It were dead good but THE WIFE were nagging the whole trip because of me sunburn. It were manly sunburn. Sunburn is manly. I got it over 57% of me body and were beaming red even when I got home to Preston and showed me mates down the pub and it were banging. Pub landlord looked at me and gave me a free pint saying I were a hero for the nation. It were the best day of me life!

    Then the nagging went on and on and on. The wife were on my case about how I were “red raw” and that me grunts of agony and “strained” facial expressions of agony, and the occasional scream of sunburn agony, were worrying her. Yeah, it hurts like a bastard but that’s the price you pay for NOT BEING WOKE.

    Because what am I gonna do, slather my body in suntan lotion!? I’ve read the conspiracy theories me and I know the truth. The truth scares me rigid and gives me anxiety attacks when I think about it:

    • Suntan lotion has mind-altering chemicals in it that makes you a leftist feminist
    • Suntan lotion gives you rabies
    • My mate went woke and used suntan lotion last week and now he’s dead because he was run over by a car and you can’t tell me that’s not coincidence
    • Suntan lotion means you don’t get sunburn and that’s woke and I want to be manly

    Think I’ve made me case clear as day. Sound as a pound. Yeah, I’ve spent all my time typing this shouting sweet bloody murder because of the sunburn, but it does mean I got to skip work and that’s what life is all about, mate! Eh? So tell me wife to SLING HER HOOK so I can continue on me way, being a real man, not being a jessy.

    Cheers,

    Danny

    Hi there, Danny! Not really sure what to add here other than you clearly have your priorities in life sorted. However, and whomever, it’s important to remember that old adage:

    “A sunburn is for life, not just for Christmas.”

    Therefore, you are indeed right to get on your wife’s case about this. You’re caring for, and nurturing, your sunburn into the next generation, so that future sunburns will be even more manly for the men of this world. That is simply science, based on empirical evidence, as God as our witness.

    You’re a real hero, Danny. There aren’t many around these woke days, but from now on we mark 29th June as an annual tribute day to Danny, the sunburned man who screams in agony every time he breathes.

    #AgonyAunt #dating #Humor #Husband #Lifestyle #Marriage #relationshipAdvice #Relationships #Satire #satirical #Silly #Sunburn #suntan #suntanLotion #woke
  6. Pink denies reports that she is separated from husband Carey Hart: 'Not true'

    misryoum.com/us/entertainment/

    Pop singer Pink says she is not separated from her husband, former pro motocross racer Carey Hart, despite reports suggesting otherwise.People was first to report the story based on an unnamed source Thursday, under the headline, “Pink Separates from Carey...

    #Pink #denies #reports #that #she #separated #from #husband #Carey #Hart #Not #true #US_News_Hub #misryoum_com

  7. My husband took a look at what I am casting to our bedroom TV and said, ‘This is so you.’ I am listening to lo-fi while I get a head start on tomorrow.

    Fall Lo-Fi Beats Playlist | Study & Chill | Relaxing Lo-Fi with Cthulhu

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-nnIDGnYfM

    #cosmicHorror #Cthulhu #horror #husband #lgbtq #loFi #lovecraftianHorror #music #nowWatching #YouTube

  8. 👀 Is Melania all out? The irritating former #flotus seems ambivalent about a return to 1600 Pennsylvania.

    MelaniaTrump Reportedly Still Deciding How Much #effort She Wants to Expend Helping Her #husband Get #reelected

    “It is her decision on how much or how little she will be #campaigning.”

    She has been conspicuously absent from the #campaign trail.

    vanityfair.com/news/melania-tr

  9. 👀 Is Melania all out? The irritating former #flotus seems ambivalent about a return to 1600 Pennsylvania.

    MelaniaTrump Reportedly Still Deciding How Much #effort She Wants to Expend Helping Her #husband Get #reelected

    “It is her decision on how much or how little she will be #campaigning.”

    She has been conspicuously absent from the #campaign trail.

    vanityfair.com/news/melania-tr

  10. 👀 Is Melania all out? The irritating former #flotus seems ambivalent about a return to 1600 Pennsylvania.

    MelaniaTrump Reportedly Still Deciding How Much #effort She Wants to Expend Helping Her #husband Get #reelected

    “It is her decision on how much or how little she will be #campaigning.”

    She has been conspicuously absent from the #campaign trail.

    vanityfair.com/news/melania-tr

  11. 👀 Is Melania all out? The irritating former #flotus seems ambivalent about a return to 1600 Pennsylvania.

    MelaniaTrump Reportedly Still Deciding How Much #effort She Wants to Expend Helping Her #husband Get #reelected

    “It is her decision on how much or how little she will be #campaigning.”

    She has been conspicuously absent from the #campaign trail.

    vanityfair.com/news/melania-tr

  12. So, after witnessing many of my enemies’ lives falling apart, I assumed they were trying to cast spells on me. If you know, you know. I examined our house wards and discovered that my husband made a modification to give the protective measures a rather nasty retaliatory bite.

    So, I went on a hunt and found what my husband did. My husband has no chill, so I feel sorry for those who got hit with what he put in there. It was a sympathetic and contagious magical measure that I taught him. You create an effigy of yourself with things like your hair and fingernail clippings so that it intercepts curses. Then you place it in a box with hemlock, nightshade, and items such as a consecrated and enchanted mirror. Yes, there was actual belladonna in the spell box.

    It acts like a lightning rod for a curse, draws the curse away from you, and activates a counter-curse that draws on the sympathetic property of hemlock and nightshade. Sympathetic magic works via like interacts with and attracts like, so since curses, poison, and hemlock have like properties of causing harm, they interact via that association. The same goes for the mirror.

    Contagious aspects of magic are similar to entanglement. The idea is that once things come in contact with each other, they are connected such that one can influence the other. With things that were a part of you that are separated, the ‘entanglement’ is so strong that, in some cases, it can act as a substitution for you; therefore, a curse that uses your image will be drawn to that image, i.e., effigy.

    My husband seems to have attached paper talismans that evoke Saturn, indicating that he wanted the curse to disrupt their lives by placing never-ending problems in their path. He didn’t tell me, of course, because he knew I would object. If you folks are reading this, that shall teach you. While I won’t curse you, people in my life that love me might not be so forgiving.

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