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  1. A quotation from Nora Ephron

    Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from.

    Nora Ephron (1941-2012) American screenwriter, author, journalist, director
    Essay (2006), “What I Wish I’d Known,” I Feel Bad About My Neck (2007)

    More about this quote: wist.info/ephron-nora/35442/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #noraephron #divorce #friendship #husband #marriage #relationship #spouse

  2. Mom Moved Abroad With My Family; We Stayed and She Returned to US

    After picking up my sons from school in Las Rozas de Madrid in March, I returned to our…
    #Spain #ES #Europe #Europa #EU #apartment #conversation #day #family #hardtime #husband #life #Madrid #mom #month #School #Son #spanish #US
    europesays.com/spain/22793/

  3. CW: NSFW, Furry, Gay

    [Random] - Decidedly Dicked Down Dog
    When the dick game is so good it shuts off your ability to form coherent sentences. 😩👌

    Ft. furaffinity.net/user/mightymig ❤️

    #nsfw #furry #gay #dog #beagle #hyena #male #husband #sex #analsex #cum #leakingcum #erect #knot #sheath #balls #afterglow #satisfied #happy

  4. CW: NSFW, Furry, Gay

    [Random] - Decidedly Dicked Down Dog
    When the dick game is so good it shuts off your ability to form coherent sentences. 😩👌

    Ft. furaffinity.net/user/mightymig ❤️

    #nsfw #furry #gay #dog #beagle #hyena #male #husband #sex #analsex #cum #leakingcum #erect #knot #sheath #balls #afterglow #satisfied #happy

  5. CW: NSFW, Furry, Gay

    [Random] - Decidedly Dicked Down Dog
    When the dick game is so good it shuts off your ability to form coherent sentences. 😩👌

    Ft. furaffinity.net/user/mightymig ❤️

    #nsfw #furry #gay #dog #beagle #hyena #male #husband #sex #analsex #cum #leakingcum #erect #knot #sheath #balls #afterglow #satisfied #happy

  6. CW: NSFW, Furry, Gay

    [Random] - Decidedly Dicked Down Dog
    When the dick game is so good it shuts off your ability to form coherent sentences. 😩👌

    Ft. furaffinity.net/user/mightymig ❤️

    #nsfw #furry #gay #dog #beagle #hyena #male #husband #sex #analsex #cum #leakingcum #erect #knot #sheath #balls #afterglow #satisfied #happy

  7. بھارت میں ایک خاتون نے سوشل میڈیا پر جعلی اکاؤنٹ بنا کر اپنے شوہر سے رابطہ کیا اور اسے ایک مقام پر بلایا۔ رپورٹس کے مطابق وہاں پیش آنے والے واقعے کے بعد شوہر کو پولیس کے حوالے کر دیا گیا۔اس واقعے کے حوالے سے مزید تفصیلات مختلف ذرائع سے سامنے آ رہی ہیں۔
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  8. بھارت میں ایک خاتون نے سوشل میڈیا پر جعلی اکاؤنٹ بنا کر اپنے شوہر سے رابطہ کیا اور اسے ایک مقام پر بلایا۔ رپورٹس کے مطابق وہاں پیش آنے والے واقعے کے بعد شوہر کو پولیس کے حوالے کر دیا گیا۔اس واقعے کے حوالے سے مزید تفصیلات مختلف ذرائع سے سامنے آ رہی ہیں۔
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  9. Miss Switzerland finalist murder trial: Husband accused of killing wife, dismembering body

    It was Joksimovic’s father who discovered his daughter had been murdered. He became concerned after she didn’t pick…
    #Switzerland #CH #Europe #Europa #EU #accused #been #Blender #body #described #dismembering #finalist #husband #ideal #killing #lawyer #miss #murder #Nachrichten #Nouvelles #of #putting #remains #schweiz #Suisse #switzerland #trial #wife
    europesays.com/2968778/

  10. My Husband, the Author! Zack has published his first two books--"Soda and the Ineffable Concoction," and "We, the Riffed," the first fiction, the second non-fiction. Both are available from Amazon and both are terrific! #author #authorship #writing #writinglife #rifftrax #wetheriffed #soda #sodaandtheineffableconcoction #amazon #amazonbooks #published #publishing #husband #fairytale #fairytales #fantasy #fantasies #reference #compendium #references #compendiums #book #books #booklover

  11. My Husband, the Author! Zack has published his first two books--"Soda and the Ineffable Concoction," and "We, the Riffed," the first fiction, the second non-fiction. Both are available from Amazon and both are terrific! #author #authorship #writing #writinglife #rifftrax #wetheriffed #soda #sodaandtheineffableconcoction #amazon #amazonbooks #published #publishing #husband #fairytale #fairytales #fantasy #fantasies #reference #compendium #references #compendiums #book #books #booklover

  12. My Husband, the Author! Zack has published his first two books--"Soda and the Ineffable Concoction," and "We, the Riffed," the first fiction, the second non-fiction. Both are available from Amazon and both are terrific! #author #authorship #writing #writinglife #rifftrax #wetheriffed #soda #sodaandtheineffableconcoction #amazon #amazonbooks #published #publishing #husband #fairytale #fairytales #fantasy #fantasies #reference #compendium #references #compendiums #book #books #booklover

  13. My Husband, the Author! Zack has published his first two books--"Soda and the Ineffable Concoction," and "We, the Riffed," the first fiction, the second non-fiction. Both are available from Amazon and both are terrific! #author #authorship #writing #writinglife #rifftrax #wetheriffed #soda #sodaandtheineffableconcoction #amazon #amazonbooks #published #publishing #husband #fairytale #fairytales #fantasy #fantasies #reference #compendium #references #compendiums #book #books #booklover

  14. My Husband, the Author! Zack has published his first two books--"Soda and the Ineffable Concoction," and "We, the Riffed," the first fiction, the second non-fiction. Both are available from Amazon and both are terrific! #author #authorship #writing #writinglife #rifftrax #wetheriffed #soda #sodaandtheineffableconcoction #amazon #amazonbooks #published #publishing #husband #fairytale #fairytales #fantasy #fantasies #reference #compendium #references #compendiums #book #books #booklover

  15. A quotation from Richard Steele

    It has often been a solid Grief to me, when I have reflected on this glorious Nation, which is the Scene of publick Happiness and Liberty, that there are still Crowds of private Tyrants, against whom there neither is any Law now in Being, nor can there be invented any by the Wit of Man. These cruel Men are ill-natured husbands.

    Richard Steele (1672-1729) Irish writer and politician
    Essay (1710-03-22), The Tatler, No. 149

    More about this quote: wist.info/steele-richard/21389…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #richardsteele #cruelty #husband #marriage #matrimony #tyranny

  16. Agony Aunt: “Husband REFUSES to use umbrella in the rain!” ☔

    Some human males get it into their brains that using an umbrella isn’t manly. That wandering around in rural/urban environments getting soaking wet is a sign of masculinity. That using an umbrella emasculates the human male and makes them a WUSS.

    They’re 100% correct, OF COURSE, and we’re here today to put a human female in her place. Umbrellas have no place in civilizes society! They’re communist, woke, and they make us nauseous just thinking about them.

    How Umbrellas Emasculate Husbands (and other men)

    Dear agony,

    My husband, Jeff, is a grown adult of 39 and he REFUSES to use an umbrella. We’ve been married a year and I got him an umbrella last month because he kept wandering around outside in the rain. I was wondering why he was doing this, but he revealed it’s so he looks “manly”.

    He thinks walking about outside when it rains, getting sopping wet, makes him an alpha male…

    So I got him an umbrella. The moment he saw the umbrella he turned very pale, then bright red, then pale again. Trembling, he pointed a finger at me and wailed, “TAKE THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF THIS HOUSE THIS INSTANT!” And he punched a fist against a wall. I was shocked and didn’t react. “WELL!?!” He roared. I was flabbergasted and couldn’t respond. He stormed out in a huff, slammed the door, and went to the pub. He hung out in the pub until it started raining, then came home and started pacing back and forth outside our house in the rain. This was to make a point that he’s a real man.

    He refused to come into the house until the umbrella was “destroyed”.

    I told him that there are several umbrellas in the house, all mine apart from the one I bought him so he wouldn’t get wet in the rain like a jackass. To prove his manliness, he then ripped his top off and stood there in the rain beating his chest like some stupid ape. I left him to it.

    Later that night, when he was in hospital having developed hypothermia and hooked up to a drip and him looking ashen and exhausted, he croaked to me whether the umbrellas were all “destroyed”. I told him “no” and he was once again outraged. He insisted I bring them into the hospital and “burn them to the ground” before his very eyes. Otherwise he’d divorce me.

    Blackmail? Kind of, wasn’t it? Anyway, I had no choice… I AM NOT GETTING A DIVORCE. Thus, I brought the umbrellas into hospital, poured petrol over them, and ignited them there in the ward. My husband was pleased, but the hospital staff (nurses, doctors, brain surgeons etc.) were not best pleased. In fact, I was arrested. Did I do a bad or something?

    And I still think my husband should use an umbrella! It’s childish seeing him drenched in the rain when he could just put a brolly up! What’s crazy about that!? But I need to broach the subject carefully, otherwise I’ll be single.

    Yours,

    Angela

    Hi there, Angela. We must say, your blatant bullying of your husband has been quite enraging to read. It is tacit internal law: NO MAN SHOULD USE AN UMBRELLA. It makes him look like a gay wimp. And there’s nothing worse for man babies than projecting their own insecurities onto everyone else around them like that.

    As such, once out on parole, you should go forth into the street, find your nearest umbrella shop, and detonate it. This’ll not only save your marriage, it’ll ensure the men in your community are safe and sound from the hellish, terrifying threat of… using an umbrella in the rain.

    #AgonyAunt #dating #Feminism #Humor #Husband #Marriage #masculinity #raining #relationshipAdvice #Satire #satirical #Silly #umbrella
  17. Moved From Poland to US for Love; Changed Career to Make It Work

    When I first moved from Poland to Austin, Texas, for a short-term internship in my mid-20s, I never…
    #Poland #Polska #PL #Europe #Europa #EU #austin #career #familybusiness #firstchild #firsttime #home #husband #immigrant #life #love #property #Tech #US #year
    europesays.com/poland/3749/

  18. Took my husband to his first (and mine) Israel Independence Day celebration in the USA.

    I’ve come to notice Americans love their Merch! Or maybe just him 🥳🇮🇱💙

    Love how he embraces me and my culture so effortlessly

    #Husband #culture #Israel #UnitedStates #independenceday

  19. #NollywoodActress, #iniDimaOkojie welcomes first #Child with #husband

    Recall that the #Actress previously opened up about her battle with #Fibroids and undergoing #myomectomy to remove them.

    #Congratulations 👏✅🇳🇬🎊🍾🎈🎉🎀🍬
    #Bahdlexblog #Bahdlexempire #bahdlex #Lex #Bahd

  20. Moved Kids From US to Spain; Going Better Than Expected, Surprises

    Everyone said the same thing when my husband and I shared our plans to move from Connecticut to…
    #Spain #ES #Europe #Europa #EU #boy #dayfestivity #friend #husband #kid #languagebarrier #month #move #newschool #peer #spanish #time #US #way
    europesays.com/spain/6977/

  21. #𝘞𝘪𝘧𝘦 ~ டேய் குடிச்சிருக்கியா 🙄

    #𝘏𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 ~ எதே.... உன் மேல சத்தியமா இல்ல டி 🫣

    #𝘞𝘪𝘧𝘦 ~ சனியனே தயிருன்னு நினைச்சு தோசை மாவ ஊத்தி தின்னுக்கிட்டு இருக்க பாரு..!! 🤧

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