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  1. @bleghhh
    #๐•ญ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–๐–๐–
    #Sฬด๐–™๐–Š๐–‹๐–˜๐•ป๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–๐–˜
    #Sฬด๐–™๐–Š๐–‹๐–†๐–“๐–Ž๐–†
    #Sฬด๐–™๐–Š๐–‹
    ๐•ญ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–,
    #แŽถ๐–‘๐–†๐–‰ ๐–™๐–๐–†๐–™
    ๐–„๐–”๐–š ๐–†๐–“๐–‰
    ๐–„๐–”๐–š๐–— #๐–๐–š๐–˜๐–‡๐–†๐–“๐–‰
    (๐–œ๐–๐–” ๐–‘๐–Š๐–™๐–˜ ๐•ญ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–
    #Sฬด๐–Š๐–๐–š๐–†๐–‘๐–‘yฬซ
    ๐–‡๐–Š ๐–™๐–๐–Š #๐•ญ๐–”๐–˜๐–˜)
    ๐–†๐–—๐–Š ๐–‰๐–”๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ
    #๐•ฑ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š.
    #๐–‚๐–”๐–œ ๐•ญ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–
    yฬซ๐–”๐–š ๐–˜๐–Ž๐–Œ๐–“๐–Ž๐–‹๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–†๐–“๐–™๐–‘yฬซ
    ๐–ˆ๐–๐–†๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–„๐–”๐–š๐–—
    #๐•ป๐–—๐–”๐–‹๐–Ž๐–‘๐–Š.
    ๐–€๐–˜๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–™๐–”
    #๐•ฎ๐–๐–†๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š #๐•บ๐–‹๐–™๐–Š๐–“
    ๐–„๐–”๐–š๐–— #๐•ป๐–๐–”๐–™๐–”
    #๐•ฏ๐–Ž๐–‹๐–‹๐–Š๐–—๐–Š๐–“๐–™
    #Sฬด๐–Š๐–yฬซ ๐•ท๐–”๐–”๐–๐–˜
    ๐–”๐–‹ ๐•ญ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–
    ๐–”๐–›๐–Š๐–— ๐–™๐–๐–Š #๐–„๐–Š๐–†๐–—๐–˜
    Iฬด #๐–๐–“๐–”๐–œ ๐–™๐–๐–†๐–™
    yฬซ๐–”๐–š๐–— #๐–๐–š๐–‡๐–‡yฬซ
    ๐–‰๐–Ž๐–‰ ๐–“๐–”๐–™
    ๐–†๐–‘๐–‘๐–”๐–œ yฬซ๐–”๐–š
    ๐–™๐–” #๐•ป๐–”๐–˜๐–™
    #๐•น๐–š๐–‰๐–Š #๐•ป๐–๐–”๐–™๐–”๐–˜
    ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–„๐–”๐–š๐–—๐–˜๐–Š๐–‘๐–‹
    yฬซ๐–Š๐–™ Sฬด๐–Š๐–yฬซ #๐•ป๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–˜
    ๐–„๐–Š๐–˜.
    Sฬด๐–” ๐–†๐–˜
    ๐•ป๐–—๐–”๐–‹๐–Ž๐–‘๐–Š #๐•ป๐–Ž๐–ˆ
    ๐–œ๐–yฬซ ๐•น๐–”๐–™?
    ๐–†๐–™ ๐–‘๐–Š๐–†๐–˜๐–™
    ๐•ฑ๐–—๐–”๐–’
    ๐–„๐–”๐–š๐–—
    #๐•ป๐–”๐–˜๐–™๐–˜
    14๐–™๐– ๐–”๐–‹
    ๐•ต๐–†๐–“๐–š๐–†๐–—yฬซ
    2024
    ๐•ฐ๐–Ž๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–—
    ๐–‹๐–—๐–”๐–’
    #1๐–˜๐–™
    ๐•ป๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–˜
    1/2/3
    ๐•บ๐–—
    ๐–‹๐–—๐–”๐–’
    #2๐–“๐–‰
    ๐•ป๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–˜
    2/4

  2. @bleghhh
    #๐•ญ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–๐–๐–
    #Sฬด๐–™๐–Š๐–‹๐–˜๐•ป๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–๐–˜
    #Sฬด๐–™๐–Š๐–‹๐–†๐–“๐–Ž๐–†
    #Sฬด๐–™๐–Š๐–‹
    ๐•ญ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–,
    #แŽถ๐–‘๐–†๐–‰ ๐–™๐–๐–†๐–™
    ๐–„๐–”๐–š ๐–†๐–“๐–‰
    ๐–„๐–”๐–š๐–— #๐–๐–š๐–˜๐–‡๐–†๐–“๐–‰
    (๐–œ๐–๐–” ๐–‘๐–Š๐–™๐–˜ ๐•ญ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–
    #Sฬด๐–Š๐–๐–š๐–†๐–‘๐–‘yฬซ
    ๐–‡๐–Š ๐–™๐–๐–Š #๐•ญ๐–”๐–˜๐–˜)
    ๐–†๐–—๐–Š ๐–‰๐–”๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ
    #๐•ฑ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š.
    #๐–‚๐–”๐–œ ๐•ญ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–
    yฬซ๐–”๐–š ๐–˜๐–Ž๐–Œ๐–“๐–Ž๐–‹๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–†๐–“๐–™๐–‘yฬซ
    ๐–ˆ๐–๐–†๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–„๐–”๐–š๐–—
    #๐•ป๐–—๐–”๐–‹๐–Ž๐–‘๐–Š.
    ๐–€๐–˜๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–™๐–”
    #๐•ฎ๐–๐–†๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š #๐•บ๐–‹๐–™๐–Š๐–“
    ๐–„๐–”๐–š๐–— #๐•ป๐–๐–”๐–™๐–”
    #๐•ฏ๐–Ž๐–‹๐–‹๐–Š๐–—๐–Š๐–“๐–™
    #Sฬด๐–Š๐–yฬซ ๐•ท๐–”๐–”๐–๐–˜
    ๐–”๐–‹ ๐•ญ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Œ๐–
    ๐–”๐–›๐–Š๐–— ๐–™๐–๐–Š #๐–„๐–Š๐–†๐–—๐–˜
    Iฬด #๐–๐–“๐–”๐–œ ๐–™๐–๐–†๐–™
    yฬซ๐–”๐–š๐–— #๐–๐–š๐–‡๐–‡yฬซ
    ๐–‰๐–Ž๐–‰ ๐–“๐–”๐–™
    ๐–†๐–‘๐–‘๐–”๐–œ yฬซ๐–”๐–š
    ๐–™๐–” #๐•ป๐–”๐–˜๐–™
    #๐•น๐–š๐–‰๐–Š #๐•ป๐–๐–”๐–™๐–”๐–˜
    ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–„๐–”๐–š๐–—๐–˜๐–Š๐–‘๐–‹
    yฬซ๐–Š๐–™ Sฬด๐–Š๐–yฬซ #๐•ป๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–˜
    ๐–„๐–Š๐–˜.
    Sฬด๐–” ๐–†๐–˜
    ๐•ป๐–—๐–”๐–‹๐–Ž๐–‘๐–Š #๐•ป๐–Ž๐–ˆ
    ๐–œ๐–yฬซ ๐•น๐–”๐–™?
    ๐–†๐–™ ๐–‘๐–Š๐–†๐–˜๐–™
    ๐•ฑ๐–—๐–”๐–’
    ๐–„๐–”๐–š๐–—
    #๐•ป๐–”๐–˜๐–™๐–˜
    14๐–™๐– ๐–”๐–‹
    ๐•ต๐–†๐–“๐–š๐–†๐–—yฬซ
    2024
    ๐•ฐ๐–Ž๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–—
    ๐–‹๐–—๐–”๐–’
    #1๐–˜๐–™
    ๐•ป๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–˜
    1/2/3
    ๐•บ๐–—
    ๐–‹๐–—๐–”๐–’
    #2๐–“๐–‰
    ๐•ป๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–˜
    2/4

  3. A quotation from Abigail Adams

    I long to hear that you have declared an independancy โ€” and by the way in the new Code of Laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make I desire you would Remember the Ladies, and be more generous and favourable to them than your ancestors. Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the Husbands. Remember all Men would be tyrants if they could. If perticuliar care and attention is not paid to the Laidies we are determined to foment a Rebelion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any Laws in which we have no voice, or Representation.

    Abigail Adams (1744-1818) American correspondent, First Lady (1797-1801)
    Letter (1776-03-31) to John Adams

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-abigail/29421/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #abigailadams #absolutepower #battleofthesexes #discrimination #equalprotectionunderthelaw #equalrights #equality #gender #power #rights #sex #sexism #tyranny #womensrights #husband #wife #feminism

  4. A quotation from Abigail Adams

    I long to hear that you have declared an independancy โ€” and by the way in the new Code of Laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make I desire you would Remember the Ladies, and be more generous and favourable to them than your ancestors. Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the Husbands. Remember all Men would be tyrants if they could. If perticuliar care and attention is not paid to the Laidies we are determined to foment a Rebelion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any Laws in which we have no voice, or Representation.

    Abigail Adams (1744-1818) American correspondent, First Lady (1797-1801)
    Letter (1776-03-31) to John Adams

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-abigail/29421/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #abigailadams #absolutepower #battleofthesexes #discrimination #equalprotectionunderthelaw #equalrights #equality #gender #power #rights #sex #sexism #tyranny #womensrights #husband #wife #feminism

  5. A quotation from Abigail Adams

    I long to hear that you have declared an independancy โ€” and by the way in the new Code of Laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make I desire you would Remember the Ladies, and be more generous and favourable to them than your ancestors. Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the Husbands. Remember all Men would be tyrants if they could. If perticuliar care and attention is not paid to the Laidies we are determined to foment a Rebelion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any Laws in which we have no voice, or Representation.

    Abigail Adams (1744-1818) American correspondent, First Lady (1797-1801)
    Letter (1776-03-31) to John Adams

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-abigail/29421/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #abigailadams #absolutepower #battleofthesexes #discrimination #equalprotectionunderthelaw #equalrights #equality #gender #power #rights #sex #sexism #tyranny #womensrights #husband #wife #feminism

  6. A quotation from Abigail Adams

    I long to hear that you have declared an independancy โ€” and by the way in the new Code of Laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make I desire you would Remember the Ladies, and be more generous and favourable to them than your ancestors. Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the Husbands. Remember all Men would be tyrants if they could. If perticuliar care and attention is not paid to the Laidies we are determined to foment a Rebelion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any Laws in which we have no voice, or Representation.

    Abigail Adams (1744-1818) American correspondent, First Lady (1797-1801)
    Letter (1776-03-31) to John Adams

    More about this quote: wist.info/adams-abigail/29421/

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #abigailadams #absolutepower #battleofthesexes #discrimination #equalprotectionunderthelaw #equalrights #equality #gender #power #rights #sex #sexism #tyranny #womensrights #husband #wife #feminism

  7. #husband : a married man

    - French: mari

    - German: der Ehemann

    - Italian: marito

    - Portuguese: marido

    - Spanish: marido

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    Word of The Hour's Annual Survey @ wordofthehour.org/r/form

  8. #husband : a married man

    - French: mari

    - German: der Ehemann

    - Italian: marito

    - Portuguese: marido

    - Spanish: marido

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    Word of The Hour's Annual Survey @ wordofthehour.org/r/form

  9. #husband : a married man

    - French: mari

    - German: der Ehemann

    - Italian: marito

    - Portuguese: marido

    - Spanish: marido

    ------------

    Word of The Hour's Annual Survey @ wordofthehour.org/r/form

  10. #husband : a married man

    - French: mari

    - German: der Ehemann

    - Italian: marito

    - Portuguese: marido

    - Spanish: marido

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    Word of The Hour's Annual Survey @ wordofthehour.org/r/form

  11. Agony Aunt: โ€œHusband brushes his teeth then drinks orange juiceโ€ ๐ŸŠ

    It is true that some human males are just ill. For example, with todayโ€™s example, a human male whom enjoys brushing his teeth and then drinking orange juice. What does one do with such a deranged specimen?

    Well, good job weโ€™re trained agony aunts and doctors then, isnโ€™t it? Even though weโ€™re neither, weโ€™re arrogant and unstable enough to push on with our assessment, certain in our belief we can find some sort of answer.

    When a Man Thinks Drinking Orange Juice Post-Tooth Brushing is OK

    Dear agony aunt,

    Iโ€™m sobbing while I type this. Sobbing. My husband of 15 months has what he calls a new โ€œhobbyโ€ and itโ€™s drinking orange juice after heโ€™s just brushed his teeth. We all know how DISGUSTING that sensation is, how it corrupts the taste of pure, healthy, delicious, and refreshing OJ. He says he likes it and now Iโ€™m left questioning his sanity.

    Not just his sanity, but mine as well. What the Hell did I marry into? His mother didnโ€™t mention this to me. She didnโ€™t say, โ€œFrankie, your husband will develop this really weird problem thatโ€™ll destroy your lives, best of luck with that.โ€ She said nothing! Iโ€™ve rounded on her furiously about that, Iโ€™ve sent her a load of highly abusive text messages effing and blinding and offloading my rage. I feel a lot better about it, but now sheโ€™s refusing to speak to me. Cow!

    Anyway, my husband thinks thereโ€™s nothing wrong with his illness.

    Iโ€™ve pointed out that drinking orange juice after is REVOLTING and a really, really weird taste in your mouth. I have reiterated the REVOLTING point of view many, many times. One step I took was to do it myself (brush teeth, drink OJ) and I made a dramatic scene of clutching at my throat, rolling around on the floor, gurgling etc. My husband called me โ€œimmatureโ€ and โ€œhystericalโ€. I got up and called him a lot of very mean swear words that maybe pushed the boundaries of polite society, but I felt they were worthwhile in that situation. But now my husband isnโ€™t speaking to me and itโ€™s been 48 hours.

    He keeps drinking the OJ (after brushing his teeth, of course).

    To spite me, he did a supermarket online food order JUST FOR HIMSELF and the order was something like 14 litres of orange juice, 12 tubes of toothpaste, and an electric toothbrush. He spent the weekend sitting on the sofa, watching the world cup, downing orange juice, brushing his teeth, and even my hysterical shrieking at him wouldnโ€™t make him stop.

    Thoughts on all of this? Iโ€™m at a loss.

    Kind regards,

    Frankie

    Frankโ€”to be honest, this is one of the most bizarre agony aunt columns weโ€™ve ever had to deal with. Weโ€™ve been dealing with this insane crap from weirdos for 10 years now, but this truly takes the biscuit.

    Butโ€ฆ on duty of care as agony aunt obliges us to review you case. We note:

    1. Based on his diet, your husband has very little chance of getting scurvy
    2. He also wonโ€™t be suffering from rotten teeth, given his excellent teeth brushing consistency
    3. Your obsession with his habit (โ€œhobbyโ€ as he calls it) will destroy your marriage
    4. Oh hey, we just realised weโ€™ve been doing this agony aunt thing for 10 years! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚

    Weโ€™re happier about our 10th anniversary than anything else, so have decided to take the day off and not bother resolving your daft marital strife. All the best, Frank!

    #AgonyAunt #dentalHygiene #Food #Humor #Husband #Lifestyle #Marriage #OrangeJuice #relationshipProblems #Relationships #Satire #satirical #Silly #Toothpaste
  12. Agony Aunt: โ€œHusband brushes his teeth then drinks orange juiceโ€ ๐ŸŠ

    It is true that some human males are just ill. For example, with todayโ€™s example, a human male whom enjoys brushing his teeth and then drinking orange juice. What does one do with such a deranged specimen?

    Well, good job weโ€™re trained agony aunts and doctors then, isnโ€™t it? Even though weโ€™re neither, weโ€™re arrogant and unstable enough to push on with our assessment, certain in our belief we can find some sort of answer.

    When a Man Thinks Drinking Orange Juice Post-Tooth Brushing is OK

    Dear agony aunt,

    Iโ€™m sobbing while I type this. Sobbing. My husband of 15 months has what he calls a new โ€œhobbyโ€ and itโ€™s drinking orange juice after heโ€™s just brushed his teeth. We all know how DISGUSTING that sensation is, how it corrupts the taste of pure, healthy, delicious, and refreshing OJ. He says he likes it and now Iโ€™m left questioning his sanity.

    Not just his sanity, but mine as well. What the Hell did I marry into? His mother didnโ€™t mention this to me. She didnโ€™t say, โ€œFrankie, your husband will develop this really weird problem thatโ€™ll destroy your lives, best of luck with that.โ€ She said nothing! Iโ€™ve rounded on her furiously about that, Iโ€™ve sent her a load of highly abusive text messages effing and blinding and offloading my rage. I feel a lot better about it, but now sheโ€™s refusing to speak to me. Cow!

    Anyway, my husband thinks thereโ€™s nothing wrong with his illness.

    Iโ€™ve pointed out that drinking orange juice after is REVOLTING and a really, really weird taste in your mouth. I have reiterated the REVOLTING point of view many, many times. One step I took was to do it myself (brush teeth, drink OJ) and I made a dramatic scene of clutching at my throat, rolling around on the floor, gurgling etc. My husband called me โ€œimmatureโ€ and โ€œhystericalโ€. I got up and called him a lot of very mean swear words that maybe pushed the boundaries of polite society, but I felt they were worthwhile in that situation. But now my husband isnโ€™t speaking to me and itโ€™s been 48 hours.

    He keeps drinking the OJ (after brushing his teeth, of course).

    To spite me, he did a supermarket online food order JUST FOR HIMSELF and the order was something like 14 litres of orange juice, 12 tubes of toothpaste, and an electric toothbrush. He spent the weekend sitting on the sofa, watching the world cup, downing orange juice, brushing his teeth, and even my hysterical shrieking at him wouldnโ€™t make him stop.

    Thoughts on all of this? Iโ€™m at a loss.

    Kind regards,

    Frankie

    Frankโ€”to be honest, this is one of the most bizarre agony aunt columns weโ€™ve ever had to deal with. Weโ€™ve been dealing with this insane crap from weirdos for 10 years now, but this truly takes the biscuit.

    Butโ€ฆ on duty of care as agony aunt obliges us to review you case. We note:

    1. Based on his diet, your husband has very little chance of getting scurvy
    2. He also wonโ€™t be suffering from rotten teeth, given his excellent teeth brushing consistency
    3. Your obsession with his habit (โ€œhobbyโ€ as he calls it) will destroy your marriage
    4. Oh hey, we just realised weโ€™ve been doing this agony aunt thing for 10 years! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚

    Weโ€™re happier about our 10th anniversary than anything else, so have decided to take the day off and not bother resolving your daft marital strife. All the best, Frank!

    #AgonyAunt #dentalHygiene #Food #Humor #Husband #Lifestyle #Marriage #OrangeJuice #relationshipProblems #Relationships #Satire #satirical #Silly #Toothpaste
  13. Agony Aunt: โ€œHusband brushes his teeth then drinks orange juiceโ€ ๐ŸŠ

    It is true that some human males are just ill. For example, with todayโ€™s example, a human male whom enjoys brushing his teeth and then drinking orange juice. What does one do with such a deranged specimen?

    Well, good job weโ€™re trained agony aunts and doctors then, isnโ€™t it? Even though weโ€™re neither, weโ€™re arrogant and unstable enough to push on with our assessment, certain in our belief we can find some sort of answer.

    When a Man Thinks Drinking Orange Juice Post-Tooth Brushing is OK

    Dear agony aunt,

    Iโ€™m sobbing while I type this. Sobbing. My husband of 15 months has what he calls a new โ€œhobbyโ€ and itโ€™s drinking orange juice after heโ€™s just brushed his teeth. We all know how DISGUSTING that sensation is, how it corrupts the taste of pure, healthy, delicious, and refreshing OJ. He says he likes it and now Iโ€™m left questioning his sanity.

    Not just his sanity, but mine as well. What the Hell did I marry into? His mother didnโ€™t mention this to me. She didnโ€™t say, โ€œFrankie, your husband will develop this really weird problem thatโ€™ll destroy your lives, best of luck with that.โ€ She said nothing! Iโ€™ve rounded on her furiously about that, Iโ€™ve sent her a load of highly abusive text messages effing and blinding and offloading my rage. I feel a lot better about it, but now sheโ€™s refusing to speak to me. Cow!

    Anyway, my husband thinks thereโ€™s nothing wrong with his illness.

    Iโ€™ve pointed out that drinking orange juice after is REVOLTING and a really, really weird taste in your mouth. I have reiterated the REVOLTING point of view many, many times. One step I took was to do it myself (brush teeth, drink OJ) and I made a dramatic scene of clutching at my throat, rolling around on the floor, gurgling etc. My husband called me โ€œimmatureโ€ and โ€œhystericalโ€. I got up and called him a lot of very mean swear words that maybe pushed the boundaries of polite society, but I felt they were worthwhile in that situation. But now my husband isnโ€™t speaking to me and itโ€™s been 48 hours.

    He keeps drinking the OJ (after brushing his teeth, of course).

    To spite me, he did a supermarket online food order JUST FOR HIMSELF and the order was something like 14 litres of orange juice, 12 tubes of toothpaste, and an electric toothbrush. He spent the weekend sitting on the sofa, watching the world cup, downing orange juice, brushing his teeth, and even my hysterical shrieking at him wouldnโ€™t make him stop.

    Thoughts on all of this? Iโ€™m at a loss.

    Kind regards,

    Frankie

    Frankโ€”to be honest, this is one of the most bizarre agony aunt columns weโ€™ve ever had to deal with. Weโ€™ve been dealing with this insane crap from weirdos for 10 years now, but this truly takes the biscuit.

    Butโ€ฆ on duty of care as agony aunt obliges us to review you case. We note:

    1. Based on his diet, your husband has very little chance of getting scurvy
    2. He also wonโ€™t be suffering from rotten teeth, given his excellent teeth brushing consistency
    3. Your obsession with his habit (โ€œhobbyโ€ as he calls it) will destroy your marriage
    4. Oh hey, we just realised weโ€™ve been doing this agony aunt thing for 10 years! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚

    Weโ€™re happier about our 10th anniversary than anything else, so have decided to take the day off and not bother resolving your daft marital strife. All the best, Frank!

    #AgonyAunt #dentalHygiene #Food #Humor #Husband #Lifestyle #Marriage #OrangeJuice #relationshipProblems #Relationships #Satire #satirical #Silly #Toothpaste
  14. Agony Aunt: โ€œHusband brushes his teeth then drinks orange juiceโ€ ๐ŸŠ

    It is true that some human males are just ill. For example, with todayโ€™s example, a human male whom enjoys brushing his teeth and then drinking orange juice. What does one do with such a deranged specimen?

    Well, good job weโ€™re trained agony aunts and doctors then, isnโ€™t it? Even though weโ€™re neither, weโ€™re arrogant and unstable enough to push on with our assessment, certain in our belief we can find some sort of answer.

    When a Man Thinks Drinking Orange Juice Post-Tooth Brushing is OK

    Dear agony aunt,

    Iโ€™m sobbing while I type this. Sobbing. My husband of 15 months has what he calls a new โ€œhobbyโ€ and itโ€™s drinking orange juice after heโ€™s just brushed his teeth. We all know how DISGUSTING that sensation is, how it corrupts the taste of pure, healthy, delicious, and refreshing OJ. He says he likes it and now Iโ€™m left questioning his sanity.

    Not just his sanity, but mine as well. What the Hell did I marry into? His mother didnโ€™t mention this to me. She didnโ€™t say, โ€œFrankie, your husband will develop this really weird problem thatโ€™ll destroy your lives, best of luck with that.โ€ She said nothing! Iโ€™ve rounded on her furiously about that, Iโ€™ve sent her a load of highly abusive text messages effing and blinding and offloading my rage. I feel a lot better about it, but now sheโ€™s refusing to speak to me. Cow!

    Anyway, my husband thinks thereโ€™s nothing wrong with his illness.

    Iโ€™ve pointed out that drinking orange juice after is REVOLTING and a really, really weird taste in your mouth. I have reiterated the REVOLTING point of view many, many times. One step I took was to do it myself (brush teeth, drink OJ) and I made a dramatic scene of clutching at my throat, rolling around on the floor, gurgling etc. My husband called me โ€œimmatureโ€ and โ€œhystericalโ€. I got up and called him a lot of very mean swear words that maybe pushed the boundaries of polite society, but I felt they were worthwhile in that situation. But now my husband isnโ€™t speaking to me and itโ€™s been 48 hours.

    He keeps drinking the OJ (after brushing his teeth, of course).

    To spite me, he did a supermarket online food order JUST FOR HIMSELF and the order was something like 14 litres of orange juice, 12 tubes of toothpaste, and an electric toothbrush. He spent the weekend sitting on the sofa, watching the world cup, downing orange juice, brushing his teeth, and even my hysterical shrieking at him wouldnโ€™t make him stop.

    Thoughts on all of this? Iโ€™m at a loss.

    Kind regards,

    Frankie

    Frankโ€”to be honest, this is one of the most bizarre agony aunt columns weโ€™ve ever had to deal with. Weโ€™ve been dealing with this insane crap from weirdos for 10 years now, but this truly takes the biscuit.

    Butโ€ฆ on duty of care as agony aunt obliges us to review you case. We note:

    1. Based on his diet, your husband has very little chance of getting scurvy
    2. He also wonโ€™t be suffering from rotten teeth, given his excellent teeth brushing consistency
    3. Your obsession with his habit (โ€œhobbyโ€ as he calls it) will destroy your marriage
    4. Oh hey, we just realised weโ€™ve been doing this agony aunt thing for 10 years! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚

    Weโ€™re happier about our 10th anniversary than anything else, so have decided to take the day off and not bother resolving your daft marital strife. All the best, Frank!

    #AgonyAunt #dentalHygiene #Food #Humor #Husband #Lifestyle #Marriage #OrangeJuice #relationshipProblems #Relationships #Satire #satirical #Silly #Toothpaste
  15. Agony Aunt: โ€œHusband brushes his teeth then drinks orange juiceโ€ ๐ŸŠ

    It is true that some human males are just ill. For example, with todayโ€™s example, a human male whom enjoys brushing his teeth and then drinking orange juice. What does one do with such a deranged specimen?

    Well, good job weโ€™re trained agony aunts and doctors then, isnโ€™t it? Even though weโ€™re neither, weโ€™re arrogant and unstable enough to push on with our assessment, certain in our belief we can find some sort of answer.

    When a Man Thinks Drinking Orange Juice Post-Tooth Brushing is OK

    Dear agony aunt,

    Iโ€™m sobbing while I type this. Sobbing. My husband of 15 months has what he calls a new โ€œhobbyโ€ and itโ€™s drinking orange juice after heโ€™s just brushed his teeth. We all know how DISGUSTING that sensation is, how it corrupts the taste of pure, healthy, delicious, and refreshing OJ. He says he likes it and now Iโ€™m left questioning his sanity.

    Not just his sanity, but mine as well. What the Hell did I marry into? His mother didnโ€™t mention this to me. She didnโ€™t say, โ€œFrankie, your husband will develop this really weird problem thatโ€™ll destroy your lives, best of luck with that.โ€ She said nothing! Iโ€™ve rounded on her furiously about that, Iโ€™ve sent her a load of highly abusive text messages effing and blinding and offloading my rage. I feel a lot better about it, but now sheโ€™s refusing to speak to me. Cow!

    Anyway, my husband thinks thereโ€™s nothing wrong with his illness.

    Iโ€™ve pointed out that drinking orange juice after is REVOLTING and a really, really weird taste in your mouth. I have reiterated the REVOLTING point of view many, many times. One step I took was to do it myself (brush teeth, drink OJ) and I made a dramatic scene of clutching at my throat, rolling around on the floor, gurgling etc. My husband called me โ€œimmatureโ€ and โ€œhystericalโ€. I got up and called him a lot of very mean swear words that maybe pushed the boundaries of polite society, but I felt they were worthwhile in that situation. But now my husband isnโ€™t speaking to me and itโ€™s been 48 hours.

    He keeps drinking the OJ (after brushing his teeth, of course).

    To spite me, he did a supermarket online food order JUST FOR HIMSELF and the order was something like 14 litres of orange juice, 12 tubes of toothpaste, and an electric toothbrush. He spent the weekend sitting on the sofa, watching the world cup, downing orange juice, brushing his teeth, and even my hysterical shrieking at him wouldnโ€™t make him stop.

    Thoughts on all of this? Iโ€™m at a loss.

    Kind regards,

    Frankie

    Frankโ€”to be honest, this is one of the most bizarre agony aunt columns weโ€™ve ever had to deal with. Weโ€™ve been dealing with this insane crap from weirdos for 10 years now, but this truly takes the biscuit.

    Butโ€ฆ on duty of care as agony aunt obliges us to review you case. We note:

    1. Based on his diet, your husband has very little chance of getting scurvy
    2. He also wonโ€™t be suffering from rotten teeth, given his excellent teeth brushing consistency
    3. Your obsession with his habit (โ€œhobbyโ€ as he calls it) will destroy your marriage
    4. Oh hey, we just realised weโ€™ve been doing this agony aunt thing for 10 years! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚

    Weโ€™re happier about our 10th anniversary than anything else, so have decided to take the day off and not bother resolving your daft marital strife. All the best, Frank!

    #AgonyAunt #dentalHygiene #Food #Humor #Husband #Lifestyle #Marriage #OrangeJuice #relationshipProblems #Relationships #Satire #satirical #Silly #Toothpaste
  16. Nigerian children suffer due to Iran warโ€™s effects

    SOKOTO, Nigeria โ€” Maryam Aminu was hardly surprised when the last of her six children was diagnosed with malnutrition inโ€ฆ
    #Conflict #Conflicts #War #child #effect #family #February #Food #husband #iranwar #malnutrition #maryamaminu #middleeast #northernnigeria #retailprice #SokotoState #war #world #year
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  17. Nigerian children suffer due to Iran warโ€™s effects

    SOKOTO, Nigeria โ€” Maryam Aminu was hardly surprised when the last of her six children was diagnosed with malnutrition inโ€ฆ
    #NewsBeep #News #BreakingNews #breakingnews #child #effect #family #february #food #husband #Iran #iranwar #malnutrition #maryamaminu #MiddleEast #northernNigeria #retailprice #sokotostate #World #year
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  18. Millennials Are Financially Supporting Retired Baby Boomer Parents

    For better or worse, America treats retirement like a personal problem. Yes, thereโ€™s Social Security, but itโ€™s onlyโ€ฆ
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  19. Millennials Are Financially Supporting Retired Baby Boomer Parents

    For better or worse, America treats retirement like a personal problem. Yes, thereโ€™s Social Security, but itโ€™s onlyโ€ฆ
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  20. Good #morning to readers; #kyiv remains in #ukrainian hands.

    Natalia works as an #car #mechanic a male-dominated field she would likely have never chosen on her own.

    However, when her #husband left for #war Natalia, like many #ukrainian women, had to step up.

    counteroffensive.news/p/how-co

  21. Good #morning to readers; #kyiv remains in #ukrainian hands.

    Natalia works as an #car #mechanic a male-dominated field she would likely have never chosen on her own.

    However, when her #husband left for #war Natalia, like many #ukrainian women, had to step up.

    counteroffensive.news/p/how-co

  22. Good #morning to readers; #kyiv remains in #ukrainian hands.

    Natalia works as an #car #mechanic a male-dominated field she would likely have never chosen on her own.

    However, when her #husband left for #war Natalia, like many #ukrainian women, had to step up.

    counteroffensive.news/p/how-co

  23. Good #morning to readers; #kyiv remains in #ukrainian hands.

    Natalia works as an #car #mechanic a male-dominated field she would likely have never chosen on her own.

    However, when her #husband left for #war Natalia, like many #ukrainian women, had to step up.

    counteroffensive.news/p/how-co

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    NEW DELHI: The Karnataka high court has dismissed a husbandโ€™s appeal seeking divorce from his wife on groundsโ€ฆ
    #Germany #DE #Europe #EU #Europa #Mercedes-Benz #divorceappeal #familycourtruling #HinduMarriageAct #husband-wifedispute #interimmaintenance #karnataka #KarnatakaHighCourt #maintenancecase
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  25. Millennials Are Financially Supporting Retired Baby Boomer Parents

    For better or worse, America treats retirement like a personal problem. Yes, thereโ€™s Social Security, but itโ€™s onlyโ€ฆ
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    For better or worse, America treats retirement like a personal problem. Yes, thereโ€™s Social Security, but itโ€™s onlyโ€ฆ
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