#dadhumor — Public Fediverse posts

Pop on your tinfoil hats, folks! This one's a stumper...
Go through the looking glass here, people... on Patreon!
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One of my friends said they were getting a bit hungry while we were hanging out just chilling and watching TV so he said he was going to Order Pizza or something like it I think it was Pizza but I Stopped em and said No need let me do Ya a "SALAD" I love my puns:)

#joke #DadHumor

Are you ready for the big game?
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Form an opinion on Dad's latest form...
Get this comic early, plus a mystery panel just for patrons!
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Got the dirt on Dracula's new look?
Take part in weekly Patreon polls for the price of a can of woims!
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Can you ID Dracula, beyond a shadow of a doubt?
Shine a light on member-exclusive MYSTERY PANELS...
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Look to the sky for the dad who says "hi!"
Mystery Panels await to be discovered on Patreon...
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Will you join the light side or the dark side?
Pitch your own comic ideas and choose what come to light on Patreon!
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It's Monday and looks like you could use a new My Dad is Dracula.

Skip the wait and get your quality time with Dad stat!
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What Venusian warrior will fight by your side?

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Got a read on Dad's new form?

Dracula is always turning over a new leaf
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🚨 BREAKING: Dad blames Google AI for son's trip down the rabbit hole of reality 🚀🤪. Next, he'll claim the toaster is staging a coup against breakfast. 🍞👾 #BlameTheRobot
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czx44p99457o #BlameTheRobot #AIReality #DadHumor #TechNews #BreakfastCoup #HackerNews #ngated

kido is watching news round (kids news programme)
they asked "Do you think you could outrun a t-rex?"

kido "definitely not".
me "definitely 😁"
kido "no you couldn't!"
me "yes I could, they are all dead"

#dadjoke #dadhumor

#uspol #politics #ProudBoys #MAGA #dadHumor #dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun

There’s a fine line between the numerator and the denominator

Only a fraction of people will find this funny!

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#math #maths #science 🧪 #dadhumor #friyay

Dad Joke Alert: The daily groan is here for you, just the dose you need. Enjoy! #DadJokes #DadHumor #humor https://youtube.com/shorts/Te-zaZLNHtI

#memedump #memes #memesdaily #funnymemes #lol #humor #meme #memetime #punmeme #pun #ilovepuns #dadhumor