#jokeoftheday — Public Fediverse posts

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.

#JokeOfTheDay
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing; it just waved.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me.
He asked which companies.
I said, “The electric company, the water company, and the credit card company."

#JokeOfTheDay
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

#JokeOfTheDay
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

#JokeOfTheDay
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.

#JokeOfTheDay
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the math book look worried? It had too many problems.

#JokeOfTheDay
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the computer visit the doctor? It had a bad case of byte-sized bugs.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the calendar get promoted? It had a lot of dates.

I used to be a fortune teller but only ever foretold bad winters! Turns out the crystal ball shop sold me a snow globe....
#jokeoftheday #joke #boost #3dcandy

I went out with this girl the t'other night and she wore a slinky number. She really looked good going down the stairs!
#jokeoftheday #joke #slinky

@beyondmachines1 lol #JokeOfTheDay

I did laugh....
#humour #boost #jokeoftheday

https://youtube.com/shorts/D9yz9X85OH0?si=ZPghT1P0sW1dTQAe

What do you call spiders when they get married?

Newleywebs!
#jokeoftheday #boost #3dcandy #joke

#Jokeoftheday: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gvjflbkefqjbjzwz3fusaxqj/post/3mjfodu3m7c2c

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator
#jokeoftheday #alligator #vest #joke #boost

What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk!
#jokeoftheday #boost

You have to hand it to blind prostitutes....
#jokeoftheday #boost

I knew a king who was 12 inches tall. Terrible king but great ruler!
#jokeoftheday #boost #dadjoke

My Grandma fell asleep in a restaurant the other day but it was OK because it was Nando's
#jokeoftheday #boost #joke

A friend of mine bought some laxatives at an auction! Before he knew it he was going once, going twice...
#boost #jokeoftheday #joke

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat? She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not!

───────────────
📅 February, 22nd
😻 NATIONAL CAT DAY (Neko-no-kinenbi)
🇯🇵 in Japan
───────────────

#Nekonokinenbi #nationalcatday
#FlachwitzFabrik #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday

Coffee reaches places motivation can never get to!

#FlachwitzFabrik #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday #dad jokes
#dadjokefriday

#FlachwitzFabrik #DasJoke #DadJokes #humour #jokeoftheday #dadjokefriday

What is another name for an Asian assassin?

A Chinese takeout!
#jokeoftheday #joke #boost