#jokeoftheday — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #jokeoftheday, aggregated by home.social.
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I’m writing a book about all the things I should do in my lifetime. It’s an oughtobiography.
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I’m writing a book about all the things I should do in my lifetime. It’s an oughtobiography.
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I’m writing a book about all the things I should do in my lifetime. It’s an oughtobiography.
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I’m writing a book about all the things I should do in my lifetime. It’s an oughtobiography.
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What do you call spiders when they get married?
Newleywebs!
#jokeoftheday #boost #3dcandy #joke -
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator
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My brother used to race horses, but he didn’t do well at it. They were always so much faster than he was.
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My brother used to race horses, but he didn’t do well at it. They were always so much faster than he was.
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My brother used to race horses, but he didn’t do well at it. They were always so much faster than he was.
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My brother used to race horses, but he didn’t do well at it. They were always so much faster than he was.
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Two silkworms had a race.
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Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie. -
Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie. -
Two silkworms had a race.
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I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
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📅 February, 17th
🥬 NATIONAL CABBAGE DAY 🇺🇸
───────────────#nationalcabbageday #cabbage #hootintootintuesday #hootintootintuesday #FlachwitzFabrik #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday
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I'm very sorry to say I had an argument with an Asian guy this morning and he slipped and fell down some stairs!
It was Wong on so many levels...
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Is a chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
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Is a chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
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Is a chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
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Is a chicken crossing the road poultry in motion?
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Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons?
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Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons?
Her language was quite shocking. -
Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons?
Her language was quite shocking. -
Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons?
Her language was quite shocking. -
My Dad used to work 12 hours a day to put food on the table! Great Dad, really slow cook....
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I got in trouble at the local park for lining all the squirrels up in order of height … they didn't like me critter sizing.
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I got in trouble at the local park for lining all the squirrels up in order of height … they didn't like me critter sizing.
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I got in trouble at the local park for lining all the squirrels up in order of height … they didn't like me critter sizing.
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I got in trouble at the local park for lining all the squirrels up in order of height … they didn't like me critter sizing.
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Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons? Her language was quite shocking.
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Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons? Her language was quite shocking.
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Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons? Her language was quite shocking.
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Did you hear about the girl who had electrocution lessons? Her language was quite shocking.
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What do we love more than terrible maths puns? Terrible maths puns and pirates! 🏴☠️ So we couldn't let Talk-Like-A-Pirate pass by without sharing another one of our maths jokes 😂 #MathsWeekScot #MathsWeekscotland #TalkLikeAPirateDay #TalkLikeAPirate #JokeOfTheDay
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My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to be able to lie on the beach without having marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me.
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"Why did the bubble refuse to pop?
Because it didn't want to burst its own bubble-tea party!
https://punnypeak.com/bubble-puns/
#PunnyPuns
#BubbleHumor
#DadJokes
#LaughOutLoud
#BubblingWithLaughter
#Bubbleicious
#HumorMemes
#JokeOfTheDay
#SillyJokes
#PunIntended
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"Why did the robot go on a diet?
Because he wanted to reduce his ""steel"" intake!
https://punnypeak.com/robot-puns/
#RobotHumor
#PunIntended
#LaughOutLoud
#JokeOfTheDay
#ArtificialIntelligence
#TechHumor
#RobotsRock
#FunnyFriday
#SciFiFunnies
#RobotLove
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" https://punnypeak.com/cupcake-puns/
Why did the cupcake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! 🧁😂
#cupcakejokes
#bakehumor
#sweetpuns
#foodielife
#dessertlover
#bakingfun
#sweetspot
#jokeoftheday
#laughingoutloud
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https://punnypeak.com/knee-puns/ "
" Why did the math book need knee surgery? Because it had too many problems to solve! #jokeoftheday #pun #mathhumor #kneesurgery #procrastination #mathproblems #sillyjokes #dadjokes #kneereplacement #funnybone -
https://punnypeak.com/knee-puns/ "
" Why did the math book need knee surgery? Because it had too many problems to solve! #jokeoftheday #pun #mathhumor #kneesurgery #procrastination #mathproblems #sillyjokes #dadjokes #kneereplacement #funnybone -
https://punnypeak.com/knee-puns/ "
" Why did the math book need knee surgery? Because it had too many problems to solve! #jokeoftheday #pun #mathhumor #kneesurgery #procrastination #mathproblems #sillyjokes #dadjokes #kneereplacement #funnybone -
https://punnypeak.com/knee-puns/ "
" Why did the math book need knee surgery? Because it had too many problems to solve! #jokeoftheday #pun #mathhumor #kneesurgery #procrastination #mathproblems #sillyjokes #dadjokes #kneereplacement #funnybone