#jokeoftheday — Public Fediverse posts
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#JokeOfTheDay
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick. She still isn’t talking to me. -
#JokeOfTheDay
I bought a ceiling fan. Total waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying, “Woo! Go ceiling!” -
#JokeOfTheDay
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.