#jokeoftheday — Public Fediverse posts

I call my termite Clint because Clint eats wood.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #classicjokes

I call my termite Clint because Clint eats wood.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #classicjokes

I call my termite Clint because Clint eats wood.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #classicjokes

I call my termite Clint because Clint eats wood.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #classicjokes

In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #legendaryjoke

In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #legendaryjoke

In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #legendaryjoke

In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #legendaryjoke

The umbrella was originally just going to be called the brella, but the inventor hesitated.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #castingshade

The umbrella was originally just going to be called the brella, but the inventor hesitated.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #castingshade

The umbrella was originally just going to be called the brella, but the inventor hesitated.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #castingshade

The umbrella was originally just going to be called the brella, but the inventor hesitated.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #castingshade

I just found out my girlfriend is really a ghost, though I had my suspicions as soon as she walked through the door.

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I just found out my girlfriend is really a ghost, though I had my suspicions as soon as she walked through the door.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

I just found out my girlfriend is really a ghost, though I had my suspicions as soon as she walked through the door.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

I just found out my girlfriend is really a ghost, though I had my suspicions as soon as she walked through the door.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

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Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

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Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

My builder is such a nice man.
I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

My builder is such a nice man.
I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

My builder is such a nice man.
I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

My builder is such a nice man.
I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

If you identify a UFO, it becomes an FO unless it has landed, when it is simply an O.

#jokeoftheday #alienhumour

If you identify a UFO, it becomes an FO unless it has landed, when it is simply an O.

#jokeoftheday #alienhumour

If you identify a UFO, it becomes an FO unless it has landed, when it is simply an O.

#jokeoftheday #alienhumour

If you identify a UFO, it becomes an FO unless it has landed, when it is simply an O.

#jokeoftheday #alienhumour

Buddhist at the dentists refuses pain-killers because he wanted to transcend dental medication

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Buddhist at the dentists refuses pain-killers because he wanted to transcend dental medication

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Buddhist at the dentists refuses pain-killers because he wanted to transcend dental medication

#jokeoftheday

Buddhist at the dentists refuses pain-killers because he wanted to transcend dental medication

#jokeoftheday

“I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese”
“Sorry! We only take cash.”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #transactionalhumour

“I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese”
“Sorry! We only take cash.”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #transactionalhumour

“I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese”
“Sorry! We only take cash.”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #transactionalhumour

“I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese”
“Sorry! We only take cash.”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #transactionalhumour

I think people who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick

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I think people who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick

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I think people who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick

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I think people who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #itwouldworkhonest

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #itwouldworkhonest

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #itwouldworkhonest

I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #itwouldworkhonest

These orthodox shoes are great!
It’s orthopaedic
I stand corrected!

#jokeoftheday #standupstraight

These orthodox shoes are great!
It’s orthopaedic
I stand corrected!

#jokeoftheday #standupstraight

These orthodox shoes are great!
It’s orthopaedic
I stand corrected!

#jokeoftheday #standupstraight

These orthodox shoes are great!
It’s orthopaedic
I stand corrected!

#jokeoftheday #standupstraight

If I could change the colour of any of the seven dwarves….
…I would dye Happy.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #disneymakemelaugh

If I could change the colour of any of the seven dwarves….
…I would dye Happy.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #disneymakemelaugh