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  1. #JokeOfTheDay
    I bought a ceiling fan. Total waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying, “Woo! Go ceiling!”

  2. #JokeOfTheDay
    What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

  3. #JokeOfTheDay
    Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one.

  4. The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
    it took me six hours to open my Christmas presents....

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #crackerjokes #couldoffend #stillfunny

  5. My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to be able to lie on the beach without having marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #fatshaming #stillfunny