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  1. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time.

  2. #JokeOfTheDay
    What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.


  3. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

  4. #JokeOfTheDay
    I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.


  5. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.

  6. I got sacked for asking customers if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
    Turns out the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial”

    #jokeoftheday #darkhumour

  7. I got sacked for asking customers if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
    Turns out the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial”

    #jokeoftheday #darkhumour

  8. I got sacked for asking customers if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
    Turns out the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial”

    #jokeoftheday #darkhumour

  9. I got sacked for asking customers if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
    Turns out the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial”

    #jokeoftheday #darkhumour