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#JokeOfTheDay
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

#JokeOfTheDay
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

#JokeOfTheDay
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

#JokeOfTheDay
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

#JokeOfTheDay
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #humourappreciation

I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #humourappreciation

I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #humourappreciation

I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #humourappreciation

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my suitcase there would be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I’m not sure what to make of it.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #folderol

I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I’m not sure what to make of it.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #folderol

I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I’m not sure what to make of it.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #folderol

I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I’m not sure what to make of it.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #folderol

#JokeOfTheDay
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

#JokeOfTheDay
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

#JokeOfTheDay
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

#JokeOfTheDay
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

#JokeOfTheDay
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Bugs Bunny won’t accept files through Google Drive,
he’ll only accept a WhatsApp Doc.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #toonit

Bugs Bunny won’t accept files through Google Drive,
he’ll only accept a WhatsApp Doc.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #toonit

Bugs Bunny won’t accept files through Google Drive,
he’ll only accept a WhatsApp Doc.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #toonit

Bugs Bunny won’t accept files through Google Drive,
he’ll only accept a WhatsApp Doc.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #toonit

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.

A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray.
"Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant.
“No” she replied "No, it kills them."

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #saywhatyoumean

A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray.
"Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant.
“No” she replied "No, it kills them."

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #saywhatyoumean

A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray.
"Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant.
“No” she replied "No, it kills them."

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #saywhatyoumean

A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray.
"Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant.
“No” she replied "No, it kills them."

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #saywhatyoumean

#JokeOfTheDay
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing; it just waved.

#JokeOfTheDay
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing; it just waved.

#JokeOfTheDay
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing; it just waved.

#JokeOfTheDay
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing; it just waved.

#JokeOfTheDay
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing; it just waved.

I’ll never forget what my late uncle said to me
He said, “I’m sorry I’m late”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #relativehumour

I’ll never forget what my late uncle said to me
He said, “I’m sorry I’m late”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #relativehumour

I’ll never forget what my late uncle said to me
He said, “I’m sorry I’m late”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #relativehumour

I’ll never forget what my late uncle said to me
He said, “I’m sorry I’m late”

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #relativehumour

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

#JokeOfTheDay
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

I was called a "good egg" the other day... It took me a moment or two to realise that this was intended as compliment - not a tactless comment on my shape or baldness.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

I was called a "good egg" the other day... It took me a moment or two to realise that this was intended as compliment - not a tactless comment on my shape or baldness.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

I was called a "good egg" the other day... It took me a moment or two to realise that this was intended as compliment - not a tactless comment on my shape or baldness.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

I was called a "good egg" the other day... It took me a moment or two to realise that this was intended as compliment - not a tactless comment on my shape or baldness.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me.
He asked which companies.
I said, “The electric company, the water company, and the credit card company."

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me.
He asked which companies.
I said, “The electric company, the water company, and the credit card company."

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me.
He asked which companies.
I said, “The electric company, the water company, and the credit card company."

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me.
He asked which companies.
I said, “The electric company, the water company, and the credit card company."

#JokeOfTheDay
I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me.
He asked which companies.
I said, “The electric company, the water company, and the credit card company."

Bored? Need a new hobby? I have some racing geese for sale..
Let me know if you want a quick gander..

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #cockney