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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 a.m. Luckily, I was still awake, playing the drums.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the walls of the auditorium to surround the audience.
The sound from a pigeon does not. The reason for this is a coo sticks.

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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the walls of the auditorium to surround the audience.
The sound from a pigeon does not. The reason for this is a coo sticks.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the walls of the auditorium to surround the audience.
The sound from a pigeon does not. The reason for this is a coo sticks.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the walls of the auditorium to surround the audience.
The sound from a pigeon does not. The reason for this is a coo sticks.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes

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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

#JokeOfTheDay
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

#JokeOfTheDay
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

It's going to be awkward if Mr and Mrs Burr lose their son Tim in a forest…

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #TimVine

It's going to be awkward if Mr and Mrs Burr lose their son Tim in a forest…

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #TimVine

It's going to be awkward if Mr and Mrs Burr lose their son Tim in a forest…

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #TimVine

It's going to be awkward if Mr and Mrs Burr lose their son Tim in a forest…

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #TimVine