#jokeoftheday — Public Fediverse posts
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#JokeOfTheDay
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree. -
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one. -
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What do clouds wear under their raincoats? Thunderwear. -
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What do clouds wear under their raincoats? Thunderwear. -
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What do clouds wear under their raincoats? Thunderwear. -
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What do clouds wear under their raincoats? Thunderwear. -
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What do clouds wear under their raincoats? Thunderwear. -
Whatever you do - always give 100%
…. unless you’re donating blood! -
Whatever you do - always give 100%
…. unless you’re donating blood! -
Whatever you do - always give 100%
…. unless you’re donating blood! -
Whatever you do - always give 100%
…. unless you’re donating blood! -
White Christmas 🎄
================I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
just like the ones Christ used to know,
two millennia ago, in Judea,
where the reindeer played in the snow.I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
let's go chop down some pine trees,
light 'em up bright, with electricity,
to please our long dead deity,
while the world heats up, three degrees.I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
because the season is fantastic,
to buy gifts made of plastic,
to fill landfills, and the sea.
Let's all go on a shopping spree!I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
with all the third world girls and boys,
who wish for treats & toys,
and are told, that shit ain't free,
so don't milk our sentimentality.I'm screaming about a white Christmas,
because it should be plain to see,
it's just a feelgood fantasy,
to push consumption, and white supremacy.May your electric bills be high.
And may all your friends be white.#Earth #Environment #Ecology #ClimateChange
#Consumerism #Colonialism #Capitalism
#Parody #Christmas
#Xmas #Lyrics #Song
#SongWriting #Comedy
#SocialJustice #Xtianity
#Christianity #Christ
#Jesus #MAGA #Holiday
#Joke #Jokes #Humor #Humour #Funny #Fun
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I have flabby thighs. Fortunately, my stomach covers them. #JokeOfTheDay #today Good Morning, Herd!! #SignOn
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Why won't skeletons form a band? Because they don't have the guts! #today #JokeOftheDay #SignOn Have a great day! I love you! XOXOXOX!! @Tenor2JT
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#SignOn Q: "What do you call fake spaghetti"? A: "An impasta"! #JokeOfTheDay #today Thanks to Classical FM 96.3, Toronto. @Tenor2JT and I will see ourselves out.