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  1. In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #legendaryjoke

  2. In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #legendaryjoke

  3. In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #legendaryjoke

  4. In Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #legendaryjoke

  5. The umbrella was originally just going to be called the brella, but the inventor hesitated.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #castingshade

  6. The umbrella was originally just going to be called the brella, but the inventor hesitated.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #castingshade

  7. The umbrella was originally just going to be called the brella, but the inventor hesitated.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #castingshade

  8. The umbrella was originally just going to be called the brella, but the inventor hesitated.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #castingshade

  9. I just found out my girlfriend is really a ghost, though I had my suspicions as soon as she walked through the door.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes

  10. I just found out my girlfriend is really a ghost, though I had my suspicions as soon as she walked through the door.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes

  11. I just found out my girlfriend is really a ghost, though I had my suspicions as soon as she walked through the door.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes

  12. I just found out my girlfriend is really a ghost, though I had my suspicions as soon as she walked through the door.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes

  13. Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

  14. Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

  15. Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

  16. Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

  17. My builder is such a nice man.
    I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

  18. My builder is such a nice man.
    I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

  19. My builder is such a nice man.
    I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

  20. My builder is such a nice man.
    I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

  21. If you identify a UFO, it becomes an FO unless it has landed, when it is simply an O.

    #jokeoftheday #alienhumour

  22. If you identify a UFO, it becomes an FO unless it has landed, when it is simply an O.

    #jokeoftheday #alienhumour

  23. If you identify a UFO, it becomes an FO unless it has landed, when it is simply an O.

    #jokeoftheday #alienhumour

  24. If you identify a UFO, it becomes an FO unless it has landed, when it is simply an O.

    #jokeoftheday #alienhumour

  25. Buddhist at the dentists refuses pain-killers because he wanted to transcend dental medication

    #jokeoftheday

  26. Buddhist at the dentists refuses pain-killers because he wanted to transcend dental medication

    #jokeoftheday

  27. Buddhist at the dentists refuses pain-killers because he wanted to transcend dental medication

    #jokeoftheday

  28. Buddhist at the dentists refuses pain-killers because he wanted to transcend dental medication

    #jokeoftheday

  29. “I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese”
    “Sorry! We only take cash.”

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #transactionalhumour

  30. “I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese”
    “Sorry! We only take cash.”

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #transactionalhumour

  31. “I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese”
    “Sorry! We only take cash.”

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #transactionalhumour

  32. “I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese”
    “Sorry! We only take cash.”

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #transactionalhumour

  33. I think people who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes

  34. I think people who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes

  35. I think people who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes

  36. I think people who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes

  37. I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
    It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #itwouldworkhonest

  38. I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
    It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #itwouldworkhonest

  39. I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
    It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #itwouldworkhonest

  40. I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
    It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes

    #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #itwouldworkhonest

  41. These orthodox shoes are great!
    It’s orthopaedic
    I stand corrected!

    #jokeoftheday #standupstraight

  42. These orthodox shoes are great!
    It’s orthopaedic
    I stand corrected!

    #jokeoftheday #standupstraight

  43. These orthodox shoes are great!
    It’s orthopaedic
    I stand corrected!

    #jokeoftheday #standupstraight

  44. These orthodox shoes are great!
    It’s orthopaedic
    I stand corrected!

    #jokeoftheday #standupstraight

  45. If I could change the colour of any of the seven dwarves….
    …I would dye Happy.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #disneymakemelaugh

  46. If I could change the colour of any of the seven dwarves….
    …I would dye Happy.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #disneymakemelaugh