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  1. David Giard @davidgiard ·


    I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

    #jokeoftheday
  2. David Giard @[email protected] ·

    #JokeOfTheDay
    I bought a ceiling fan. Total waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying, “Woo! Go ceiling!”

    #jokeoftheday
  3. David Giard @[email protected] ·

    #JokeOfTheDay
    What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

    #jokeoftheday