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  1. #JokeOfTheDay
    What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.


  2. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

  3. #JokeOfTheDay
    I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.


  4. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.

  5. I got sacked for asking customers if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
    Turns out the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial”

    #jokeoftheday #darkhumour

  6. I got sacked for asking customers if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
    Turns out the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial”

    #jokeoftheday #darkhumour

  7. I got sacked for asking customers if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
    Turns out the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial”

    #jokeoftheday #darkhumour

  8. I got sacked for asking customers if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
    Turns out the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial”

    #jokeoftheday #darkhumour

  9. The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
    it took me six hours to open my Christmas presents....

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #christmaspresents

  10. The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
    it took me six hours to open my Christmas presents....

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #christmaspresents

  11. The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
    it took me six hours to open my Christmas presents....

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #christmaspresents

  12. The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
    it took me six hours to open my Christmas presents....

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #christmaspresents