#jokeoftheday — Public Fediverse posts
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#JokeOfTheDay
I bought a ceiling fan. Total waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying, “Woo! Go ceiling!” -
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree. -
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one. -
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
it took me six hours to open my Christmas presents....#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #crackerjokes #couldoffend #stillfunny
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My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to be able to lie on the beach without having marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me.