#jokeoftheday — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #jokeoftheday, aggregated by home.social.
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I told my tailor I wouldn't be needing his services anymore....
He said "fine, suit yourself." -
I told my tailor I wouldn't be needing his services anymore....
He said "fine, suit yourself." -
I told my tailor I wouldn't be needing his services anymore....
He said "fine, suit yourself." -
I told my tailor I wouldn't be needing his services anymore....
He said "fine, suit yourself." -
The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page.
Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge -
The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page.
Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge -
The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page.
Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge -
The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page.
Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge -
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I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden? -
I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden? -
I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden? -
I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden? -
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: a stick. -
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: a stick. -
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: a stick. -
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: a stick. -
Be thankful its not snowing! Imagine having to shovel snow in this heat!
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Be thankful its not snowing! Imagine having to shovel snow in this heat!
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Be thankful its not snowing! Imagine having to shovel snow in this heat!
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Be thankful its not snowing! Imagine having to shovel snow in this heat!
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Scientists have found that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
Apparently its a case of in one ear and out the udder. -
Scientists have found that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
Apparently its a case of in one ear and out the udder. -
Scientists have found that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
Apparently its a case of in one ear and out the udder. -
Scientists have found that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
Apparently its a case of in one ear and out the udder. -
I really wanted to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier kept putting it back.
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I really wanted to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier kept putting it back.
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I really wanted to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier kept putting it back.
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I really wanted to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier kept putting it back.
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Got mugged by six dwarves last night.
Not happy. -
Got mugged by six dwarves last night.
Not happy. -
Got mugged by six dwarves last night.
Not happy. -
Got mugged by six dwarves last night.
Not happy. -
Q Why did the Yorkshireman take a plastic mattress cover with him on holiday to France?
A because he knew he was going to be in t’ continent -
Q Why did the Yorkshireman take a plastic mattress cover with him on holiday to France?
A because he knew he was going to be in t’ continent -
Q Why did the Yorkshireman take a plastic mattress cover with him on holiday to France?
A because he knew he was going to be in t’ continent -
Q Why did the Yorkshireman take a plastic mattress cover with him on holiday to France?
A because he knew he was going to be in t’ continent -
Japan were banned from using martial arts skills during the World Cup. It was felt it might lead to excessive ninjary time.
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Japan were banned from using martial arts skills during the World Cup. It was felt it might lead to excessive ninjary time.
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Japan were banned from using martial arts skills during the World Cup. It was felt it might lead to excessive ninjary time.
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Japan were banned from using martial arts skills during the World Cup. It was felt it might lead to excessive ninjary time.
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The British spelling of “diarrhoea” really looks like it’s lost control of its vowels.
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The British spelling of “diarrhoea” really looks like it’s lost control of its vowels.
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The British spelling of “diarrhoea” really looks like it’s lost control of its vowels.
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The British spelling of “diarrhoea” really looks like it’s lost control of its vowels.
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There are reports of AI-written soup recipes, but none have passed the tureen test yet.
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There are reports of AI-written soup recipes, but none have passed the tureen test yet.