#dad — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #dad, aggregated by home.social.
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No matter how many times he says it... I still can't figure it out, but somehow my wife can...
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Seems like both at least one parent on each side is sweating bullets as they watch their toddlers try to interact from a distance, just hoping they don't hit each other or steal each other's toys.
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This is not the way anymore.
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I love my daughters, some days are hard, but they make it up with their sweet smiles.
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Kid's are always confused why we are always so tired.
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It's fine... everything is fine, don't worry.
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NASCAR IN IOWA: Driver Sammy Smith honors late friend Michael Annett https://www.rawchili.com/5066610/ #CAR #dad #DesMoines #DriverSammySmith #family #firesuit #friend #iowa #IowaSpeedway #JrMotorsportsDriver #LateFriendMichaelAnnett #NacscarFanFest #nascar #Saturday #weekend
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Sometimes kids need to be reminded of who is in charge... a lot.
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Tis a grandma's right and duty to make sure the kids get plenty of candy.
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I love a good dad tax on kids' food.
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Quiet kids = not good. Loud kids = not good... wait a second... Quiet in sight kids good? Na, I love my kids being noisy, doesn't bother me. 😂
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Quiet kids = not good. Loud kids = not good... wait a second... Quiet in sight kids good? Na, I love my kids being noisy, doesn't bother me. 😂
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How many times do you have to repeat yourself?
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Sometimes my child tells me I look fat in something without me asking.
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And yet, there cute faces somehow always end up with my ice cream.
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Anyone else wish this type of car exists?
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Eat healthy to eat yummy.
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Who else gets interrupted by their kids every time they start trying to talk to their spouse... seems like they just wait, and listen, then strike.
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Who else gets interrupted by their kids every time they start trying to talk to their spouse... seems like they just wait, and listen, then strike.
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Heute geht's mit Martinsliedern in die Nacht. Der Hobbit singt schon den ganzen Tag. Da war die Wahl des Einschlaftoni wohl aus seiner Sicht eindeutig.
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"The Dad Glare" has stopped a lot of things.
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I love to forget the diaper bag...
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🚀 New gameplay just went live:
When Your Dad Appears in a Video Game 😂
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🚀 New gameplay just went live:
When Your Dad Appears in a Video Game 😂
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Be brave, face the meltdowns, you might not come back sane, but it's your duty.
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I would be D, just make everyone laugh and try to show them how silly they are being.
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So tonight's the night. Introduced the kids to 1995's "Hackers" for family movie night. They enjoyed it, and that makes me happy.
As silly as it sounds, this movie was influential in my early days. I had gotten into the computer scene young, 1980's young. I was at a keyboard on the living room TV before I knew the alphabet. My dad had an atari computer, and he had some learning games that he and I would play when I was learning those fundamentals. Well as a teen, that turned into being into the BBS scene, and downloading text files, and all those things that i probably shouldn't have. Pieces like the Mentor's last words (hackers manifesto) were familiar to me even before they were featured in the movie. I was a teen when Hackers came out, and man, did i love that movie. It made me see computers, a thing that just got me made fun of most of the time, as cool. As culture.
But I wanted the kids to see the full text, because I found it really impactful, so I did some searches to find it online somewhere, and guess what I found.
My own damn blog post from 2007, where I lamented the industry today, and reshared the very text I was looking for. You can see it here if you're curious:
https://www.undrground.org/2007/09/06/the-mentors-last-words/
So I sent them that, they probably wont read it, but maybe they will, and they'll get a glimpse of their dad from before they were alive. The internet's a weird place sometimes.
#hackers #thementor #hackerculture #kids #dadmoment #nerddad #dad
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So tonight's the night. Introduced the kids to 1995's "Hackers" for family movie night. They enjoyed it, and that makes me happy.
As silly as it sounds, this movie was influential in my early days. I had gotten into the computer scene young, 1980's young. I was at a keyboard on the living room TV before I knew the alphabet. My dad had an atari computer, and he had some learning games that he and I would play when I was learning those fundamentals. Well as a teen, that turned into being into the BBS scene, and downloading text files, and all those things that i probably shouldn't have. Pieces like the Mentor's last words (hackers manifesto) were familiar to me even before they were featured in the movie. I was a teen when Hackers came out, and man, did i love that movie. It made me see computers, a thing that just got me made fun of most of the time, as cool. As culture.
But I wanted the kids to see the full text, because I found it really impactful, so I did some searches to find it online somewhere, and guess what I found.
My own damn blog post from 2007, where I lamented the industry today, and reshared the very text I was looking for. You can see it here if you're curious:
https://www.undrground.org/2007/09/06/the-mentors-last-words/
So I sent them that, they probably wont read it, but maybe they will, and they'll get a glimpse of their dad from before they were alive. The internet's a weird place sometimes.
#hackers #thementor #hackerculture #kids #dadmoment #nerddad #dad
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Toy companies trick you into thinking toddlers like to play with toys, but really they like trash and cardboard boxes!
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At the very least you are saying their hair looks cute! Worth some points or at least some eye rolls.
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At the very least you are saying their hair looks cute! Worth some points or at least some eye rolls.
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It feels like a great announcement and that you should get an award when this happens.
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Daughters aren't bothered by being smaller... they know they can take that dad, easy.
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https://www.evshift.com/495668/what-does-my-dad-really-want-for-fathers-day/ “What does my dad really want for Father’s Day?” #Citroen #CitroenUK #Dad #day #ElectricCars #ElectricVehicles #EV #Fathers
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Seven-year-old Bobby Blossom from Bow to compete in US Kids Golf World Championship https://www.rawchili.com/5050394/ #7YearOld #AUG #BobbyBlossom #bow #ConcordCountryClub #dad #FedexCup #golf #JuniorGolfer #Masters #NewHampshire #news #NorthCarolina"myGoal #ParentChildEvent #PgaTour #Round #RyanBlossom #SevenYearOldBobbyBlossom
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I am a pretty damn good cook, but I sometimes, mistakes happen 😄
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🤗➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤👄🤗💁🏿♀️*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT?!?~*MOTHER!*FIVE O’CLOCK IS STRIKING!*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT!*ALL THE BOYS ARE WAITING JUST TO TAKE ME OUT!*SOME WILL GIVE ME CANDY!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME APPLES!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME PEARS!*& OTHERS WILL GIVE ME FIFTY CENTS TO KISS ME ON THE STAIRS!🤗😂👄➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤🤗
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🤗➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤👄🤗💁🏿♀️*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT?!?~*MOTHER!*FIVE O’CLOCK IS STRIKING!*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT!*ALL THE BOYS ARE WAITING JUST TO TAKE ME OUT!*SOME WILL GIVE ME CANDY!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME APPLES!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME PEARS!*& OTHERS WILL GIVE ME FIFTY CENTS TO KISS ME ON THE STAIRS!🤗😂👄➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤🤗
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🤗➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤👄🤗💁🏿♀️*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT?!?~*MOTHER!*FIVE O’CLOCK IS STRIKING!*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT!*ALL THE BOYS ARE WAITING JUST TO TAKE ME OUT!*SOME WILL GIVE ME CANDY!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME APPLES!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME PEARS!*& OTHERS WILL GIVE ME FIFTY CENTS TO KISS ME ON THE STAIRS!🤗😂👄➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤🤗
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🤗➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤👄🤗💁🏿♀️*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT?!?~*MOTHER!*FIVE O’CLOCK IS STRIKING!*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT!*ALL THE BOYS ARE WAITING JUST TO TAKE ME OUT!*SOME WILL GIVE ME CANDY!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME APPLES!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME PEARS!*& OTHERS WILL GIVE ME FIFTY CENTS TO KISS ME ON THE STAIRS!🤗😂👄➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤🤗
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🤗➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤👄🤗💁🏿♀️*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT?!?~*MOTHER!*FIVE O’CLOCK IS STRIKING!*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT!*ALL THE BOYS ARE WAITING JUST TO TAKE ME OUT!*SOME WILL GIVE ME CANDY!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME APPLES!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME PEARS!*& OTHERS WILL GIVE ME FIFTY CENTS TO KISS ME ON THE STAIRS!🤗😂👄➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤🤗
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🤗➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤👄🤗💁🏿♀️*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT?!?~*MOTHER!*FIVE O’CLOCK IS STRIKING!*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT!*ALL THE BOYS ARE WAITING JUST TO TAKE ME OUT!*SOME WILL GIVE ME CANDY!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME APPLES!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME PEARS!*& OTHERS WILL GIVE ME FIFTY CENTS TO KISS ME ON THE STAIRS!🤗😂👄➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤🤗
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🤗➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤👄🤗💁🏿♀️*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT?!?~*MOTHER!*FIVE O’CLOCK IS STRIKING!*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT!*ALL THE BOYS ARE WAITING JUST TO TAKE ME OUT!*SOME WILL GIVE ME CANDY!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME APPLES!*& SOME WILL GIVE ME PEARS!*& OTHERS WILL GIVE ME FIFTY CENTS TO KISS ME ON THE STAIRS!🤗😂👄➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤🤗
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🌐🌏💛💁♀️*DEAR BELOVED FRIENDS!*& ON THIS PARTICULAR DAY HE TAUGHT ME THE FOLLOWING (I THINK AN OLD JUMP ROPE LYMERIC FROM HIS CHILDHOOD DAYS!)*& BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIND IT ON THE NET YOU WILL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ME!*& MY MEMORY OF THE LYRICS!*HERE GOES!👉
➰🎶🎵🎼👩🏼🎤👄💁🏿♀️*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT?!?~*MOTHER FIVE O’CLOCK IS STRIKING!*MOTHER MAY I GO OUT!*ALL THE BOYS ARE👉
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🌐🌏💛💁♀️*DEAR BELOVED FRIENDS I WAS IN THERE ALONE PLAYFULLY PLAYING ON THE PIANO UNTIL MY FATHER CAME IN TO CHECK ON ME!(MY FATHER WAS FUN!*& WAS A POET!*& TOLD OLD YARNS!*& LYMERICS!)*& ON THIS PARTICULAR DAY HE TAUGHT ME THE FOLLOWING (I THINK AN OLD JUMP ROPE LYMERIC FROM HIS CHILDHOOD DAYS!)*& BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIND IT ON THE NET YOU WILL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH👉
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🌐🌏💛💁♀️*DEAR BELOVED FRIENDS I WAS IN THERE ALONE PLAYFULLY PLAYING ON THE PIANO UNTIL MY FATHER CAME IN TO CHECK ON ME!(MY FATHER WAS FUN!*& WAS A POET!*& TOLD OLD YARNS!*& LYMERICS!)*& ON THIS PARTICULAR DAY HE TAUGHT ME THE FOLLOWING (I THINK AN OLD JUMP ROPE LYMERIC FROM HIS CHILDHOOD DAYS!)*& BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIND IT ON THE NET YOU WILL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH👉
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🌐🌏💛💁♀️*DEAR BELOVED FRIENDS WE USE TO LIVE IN AN OLD FARM HOUSE (WHICH I BELIEVE WAS HAUNTED)*& HALF OF IT WASN’T IN USE(EVENTUALLY IT WAS MADE INTO AN APARTMENT)*& IN THE LIVING ROOM OF THE UNUSED PART OF THE HOUSE WAS A PIANO(ACTUALLY A PLAYER PIANO)*& I WAS IN THERE ALONE PLAYFULLY PLAYING ON THE PIANO UNTIL MY FATHER CAME IN TO CHECK ON ME!(MY FATHER WAS FUN!👉
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🌐🌏💛💁♀️*DEAR BELOVED FRIENDS I PERSONALLY HAVE A FOND MEMORY WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL!*& MY FATHER TAUGHT IT TO ME!*& I REMEMBER EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE WHEN HE TAUGHT IT TO ME!*WE USE TO LIVE IN AN OLD FARM HOUSE (WHICH I BELIEVE WAS HAUNTED)*& HALF OF IT WASN’T IN USE(EVENTUALLY IT WAS MADE INTO AN APARTMENT)*& IN THE LIVING ROOM OF THE UNUSED PART OF THE HOUSE WAS👉
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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🌐🌏💛💁♀️*DEAR BELOVED FRIENDS I WONDER IF ANYONE AT ALL REMEMBERS THE FOLLOWING LYMERIC SONG FOR JUMP ROPING?*I TRIED TO LOOK IT UP ON THE NET TO NO AVAIL!*HOW EVER I PERSONALLY HAVE A FOND MEMORY WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL!*& MY FATHER TAUGHT IT TO ME!*& I REMEMBER EXACTLY WHERE WE WERE WHEN HE TAUGHT IT TO ME!*WE USE TO LIVE IN AN OLD FARM HOUSE 👉
#Childhood #Fond #Memories #Father #Dad #Poetry #limericks #Song #Lyrics #Jump #roping #Olden #Days #Fun #Piano #Farm #House #Haunted
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Always nice to give kids a choice.
