#parentinghumor — Public Fediverse posts
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My kids summon me all the time.
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Sometimes it gets so tiring dealing with this...
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There’s no force in nature stronger than a grandma overriding your parenting decisions.
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I just got used to eating cold food at this point.
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Resetting this sign is part of the morning routine.
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No worries, you got this.
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Procrastinating laundry is my favorite past time.
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Toddlers don’t throw curveballs… they throw actual objects.
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Every time I finally get comfortable, the baby’s internal alarm clock goes off.
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It’s wild how fast I go from “quiet is nice” to “I miss their chaos.”
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My kids hit me with this exact face every time they want something… and it works way too often.
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Honestly, some days “moving at sloth speed” is the only parenting strategy I’ve got.