#parentinghumor — Public Fediverse posts
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The smallest pauses become the biggest memories.
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Who else has been hit by flying food?
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Parenthood is just failing forward with love and stubborn optimism.
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Have to keep them safe, and they love toddling to areas that they shouldn't go.
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She is so scared of pooping, holds it for days until she explodes. And then I have to plunge the toilet.
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This is always a puzzle, does anyone have good tests or questions to see if your kid is really sick?
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Parenting prepares you for this level of joke appreciation… whether you want it to or not.
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No matter how many times he says it... I still can't figure it out, but somehow my wife can...
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Seems like both at least one parent on each side is sweating bullets as they watch their toddlers try to interact from a distance, just hoping they don't hit each other or steal each other's toys.
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Life consists of emptying the dishwasher and washing machine, only to load them up again.
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This is not the way anymore.
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I love my daughters, some days are hard, but they make it up with their sweet smiles.
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Kid's are always confused why we are always so tired.
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It's fine... everything is fine, don't worry.
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Sometimes kids need to be reminded of who is in charge... a lot.
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Tis a grandma's right and duty to make sure the kids get plenty of candy.
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I love a good dad tax on kids' food.
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Quiet kids = not good. Loud kids = not good... wait a second... Quiet in sight kids good? Na, I love my kids being noisy, doesn't bother me. 😂
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How many times do you have to repeat yourself?
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Sometimes my child tells me I look fat in something without me asking.
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And yet, there cute faces somehow always end up with my ice cream.
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Anyone else wish this type of car exists?
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Eat healthy to eat yummy.
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Who else gets interrupted by their kids every time they start trying to talk to their spouse... seems like they just wait, and listen, then strike.
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Who else gets interrupted by their kids every time they start trying to talk to their spouse... seems like they just wait, and listen, then strike.
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"The Dad Glare" has stopped a lot of things.
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I love to forget the diaper bag...
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Be brave, face the meltdowns, you might not come back sane, but it's your duty.
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I would be D, just make everyone laugh and try to show them how silly they are being.
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Toy companies trick you into thinking toddlers like to play with toys, but really they like trash and cardboard boxes!