#parentinghumor — Public Fediverse posts
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Conversations with your kids always land better than you expect — no matter their age.
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As a parent, eight uninterrupted hours of sleep is a myth.
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As a parent, eight uninterrupted hours of sleep is a myth.
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This has been the rule for my one daughter since she was born... you really don't want to wake her up.
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This has been the rule for my one daughter since she was born... you really don't want to wake her up.
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Nothing jolts you awake faster than a tiny foot to the face at 6 AM.
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Nothing jolts you awake faster than a tiny foot to the face at 6 AM.
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It's the game called family. The kids are the parents, and you are the kids.
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It's the game called family. The kids are the parents, and you are the kids.
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It's very obvious.
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I like to think they were right, my mom was there with them at our wedding.
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I like to think they were right, my mom was there with them at our wedding.
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There’s a special kind of peace that only happens when your kid finally falls asleep on you.
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There’s a special kind of peace that only happens when your kid finally falls asleep on you.
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Anyone else done this? Just put it in the microwave, not turn it on, then come get it out.
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Anyone else done this? Just put it in the microwave, not turn it on, then come get it out.
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Just repeat this for a while...
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Just repeat this for a while...
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Its fun to watch my kids enjoy all the things I did as a kid.
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Its fun to watch my kids enjoy all the things I did as a kid.
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I can just hear my kids laughing in the bedroom right now...
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The more tired he gets, the faster he runs.
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The more tired he gets, the faster he runs.
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I like to go to lemonade stands and give the kids extra money. I don't think I am alone in that.
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I like to go to lemonade stands and give the kids extra money. I don't think I am alone in that.
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Every kid has that one parent they’ll argue with… and one parent they absolutely will not.
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Every kid has that one parent they’ll argue with… and one parent they absolutely will not.
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Every kid has that one parent they’ll argue with… and one parent they absolutely will not.
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Sometimes, the mess I wake up to, wasn't worth this decision.
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Sometimes, the mess I wake up to, wasn't worth this decision.
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Sometimes, the mess I wake up to, wasn't worth this decision.
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Some fights you win. Some fights you lose. Some fights involve a dinosaur holding a donut.
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Some fights you win. Some fights you lose. Some fights involve a dinosaur holding a donut.
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Some fights you win. Some fights you lose. Some fights involve a dinosaur holding a donut.
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They listen to the dad face every time.
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They listen to the dad face every time.
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They listen to the dad face every time.
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The daducation system.
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The daducation system.
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The daducation system.
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Baby feels better, and dad feels better.
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Baby feels better, and dad feels better.
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Baby feels better, and dad feels better.
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Babies are adorable…
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Babies are adorable…
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Babies are adorable…
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Every dad has a breaking point. I get over mine by doing some harmless cheese smashing.
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Every dad has a breaking point. I get over mine by doing some harmless cheese smashing.
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Every dad has a breaking point. I get over mine by doing some harmless cheese smashing.
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There’s tired… and then there’s “my kid woke me up twelve times” tired.
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There’s tired… and then there’s “my kid woke me up twelve times” tired.
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There’s tired… and then there’s “my kid woke me up twelve times” tired.
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Buy a pack of new barbie clothes, put on some runway music, and sit and cheer as they bring the barbies out. Everyone has fun.
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Buy a pack of new barbie clothes, put on some runway music, and sit and cheer as they bring the barbies out. Everyone has fun.
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Buy a pack of new barbie clothes, put on some runway music, and sit and cheer as they bring the barbies out. Everyone has fun.
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Nothing wakes the baby up faster than my daughters.
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Dad shares the hilarious conversations he has with 5-year-old daughter and folks are cracking up
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/dad-shares-funny-things-kids-say-ex1/
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My toddler just sees me as a jungle gym.
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My toddler just sees me as a jungle gym.
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My toddler just sees me as a jungle gym.