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  1. Sometimes you just don't have the energy and sometimes you don't even know it happened.

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  2. Sometimes you just don't have the energy and sometimes you don't even know it happened.

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  3. Sometimes you just don't have the energy and sometimes you don't even know it happened.

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  4. There’s no force in nature stronger than a grandma overriding your parenting decisions.

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  5. Every time I finally get comfortable, the baby’s internal alarm clock goes off.

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  6. My kids hit me with this exact face every time they want something… and it works way too often.

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  7. Honestly, some days “moving at sloth speed” is the only parenting strategy I’ve got.

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  8. My girl fell asleep on the couch saying she wasn't tired, when I told her to go to bed, she woke up and said she didn't want to...

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  9. She is so scared of pooping, holds it for days until she explodes. And then I have to plunge the toilet.

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  10. This is always a puzzle, does anyone have good tests or questions to see if your kid is really sick?

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  11. I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a...

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  12. (playing and hugging my child)

    Child: Wait, your boob is choking me! It’s pressing against my throat!

    Me: Ok, that was weirdly affirming.

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