#parentinghumor — Public Fediverse posts
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Honestly, I’ve seen this tactic in action… and it works way too well.
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Honestly, I’ve seen this tactic in action… and it works way too well.
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Honestly, I’ve seen this tactic in action… and it works way too well.
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It’s wild how fast I go from “quiet is nice” to “I miss their chaos.”
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It’s wild how fast I go from “quiet is nice” to “I miss their chaos.”
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It’s wild how fast I go from “quiet is nice” to “I miss their chaos.”
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My kids hit me with this exact face every time they want something… and it works way too often.
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My kids hit me with this exact face every time they want something… and it works way too often.
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My kids hit me with this exact face every time they want something… and it works way too often.
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My kids hit me with this exact face every time they want something… and it works way too often.
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My kids hit me with this exact face every time they want something… and it works way too often.
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If I say “everything is fine,” just know I’m lying with love.
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If I say “everything is fine,” just know I’m lying with love.
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Honestly, some days “moving at sloth speed” is the only parenting strategy I’ve got.
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Honestly, some days “moving at sloth speed” is the only parenting strategy I’ve got.
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My kids always race to push the button first, unless I remember and try to define whose turn it is.
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My kids always race to push the button first, unless I remember and try to define whose turn it is.
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This usually happens when I made her angry and I don't even know what I did...
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This usually happens when I made her angry and I don't even know what I did...
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Something I was pondering recently...
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Something I was pondering recently...
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Something I was pondering recently...
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My girl fell asleep on the couch saying she wasn't tired, when I told her to go to bed, she woke up and said she didn't want to...
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I do this all the time. My kids saw this comic and said, "Dad, you do that all the time." So many drinks lost.
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Ya, this is a win.
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Ya, this is a win.
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Ya, this is a win.
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Ya, this is a win.
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Anyone want to share good ideas for helping your kids turn off the TV? Or tablet?
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Anyone want to share good ideas for helping your kids turn off the TV? Or tablet?
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Sometimes you just need a break.
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Sometimes you just need a break.
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Sometimes you just need a break.
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Sometimes you just need a break.
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Sometimes you just need a break.
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My daughter did tell me she didn't want me to go to work, in a boss like tone.
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My daughter did tell me she didn't want me to go to work, in a boss like tone.
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Hard days still grow good humans.
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Hard days still grow good humans.
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Hard days still grow good humans.
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Kids don’t “paint.” They redecorate… aggressively.
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The smallest pauses become the biggest memories.
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My girls were so terrified of elevators, I had to teach them to have fun, but took a while.
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My girls were so terrified of elevators, I had to teach them to have fun, but took a while.
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Who else has been hit by flying food?
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Parenthood is just failing forward with love and stubborn optimism.
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Parenthood is just failing forward with love and stubborn optimism.
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Anyone else constantly have blurry glasses?
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Anyone else constantly have blurry glasses?
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Have to keep them safe, and they love toddling to areas that they shouldn't go.
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Have to keep them safe, and they love toddling to areas that they shouldn't go.
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When their concerts are 3 hours long, and they are only on stage 2 times for 5 minutes each time... I just can't keep my eyes open, lol. But I do watch my kids when they are up :D
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When their concerts are 3 hours long, and they are only on stage 2 times for 5 minutes each time... I just can't keep my eyes open, lol. But I do watch my kids when they are up :D
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When their concerts are 3 hours long, and they are only on stage 2 times for 5 minutes each time... I just can't keep my eyes open, lol. But I do watch my kids when they are up :D
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She is so scared of pooping, holds it for days until she explodes. And then I have to plunge the toilet.
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She is so scared of pooping, holds it for days until she explodes. And then I have to plunge the toilet.
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She is so scared of pooping, holds it for days until she explodes. And then I have to plunge the toilet.