#parentinghumor — Public Fediverse posts
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I still don't know what happened...
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Sometimes you just don't have the energy and sometimes you don't even know it happened.
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Sometimes you just don't have the energy and sometimes you don't even know it happened.
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Sometimes you just don't have the energy and sometimes you don't even know it happened.
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Open it up, take a few bites, throw it on the ground, repeat.
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Open it up, take a few bites, throw it on the ground, repeat.
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Open it up, take a few bites, throw it on the ground, repeat.
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How many times do you have to say no before you break?
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How many times do you have to say no before you break?
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How many times do you have to say no before you break?
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What weird things have you seen kids eat?
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24/7 worried about the kids.
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Or under the bed...
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The quiet heroics of parenting.
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My kids summon me all the time.
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Sometimes it gets so tiring dealing with this...
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There’s no force in nature stronger than a grandma overriding your parenting decisions.
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I just got used to eating cold food at this point.
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Resetting this sign is part of the morning routine.
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No worries, you got this.
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Procrastinating laundry is my favorite past time.
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Toddlers don’t throw curveballs… they throw actual objects.
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Every time I finally get comfortable, the baby’s internal alarm clock goes off.
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It’s wild how fast I go from “quiet is nice” to “I miss their chaos.”
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My kids hit me with this exact face every time they want something… and it works way too often.
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Honestly, some days “moving at sloth speed” is the only parenting strategy I’ve got.
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This usually happens when I made her angry and I don't even know what I did...
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My girl fell asleep on the couch saying she wasn't tired, when I told her to go to bed, she woke up and said she didn't want to...
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Ya, this is a win.
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Sometimes you just need a break.
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Hard days still grow good humans.
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The smallest pauses become the biggest memories.
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Who else has been hit by flying food?
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Parenthood is just failing forward with love and stubborn optimism.
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Have to keep them safe, and they love toddling to areas that they shouldn't go.
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She is so scared of pooping, holds it for days until she explodes. And then I have to plunge the toilet.
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This is always a puzzle, does anyone have good tests or questions to see if your kid is really sick?
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I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a push over, I am not a...
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Dad shares the hilarious conversations he has with 5-year-old daughter and folks are cracking up
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/funny-things-kids-say-ex1
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(playing and hugging my child)
Child: Wait, your boob is choking me! It’s pressing against my throat!
Me: Ok, that was weirdly affirming.
