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  1. Just a dad,
    Admiring his freshly manicured lawn stripes

    Suck it, rival neighbourhood dads!

    #adulting #dadlife #aging #lawnlife #gardening

  2. Just a dad,
    Admiring his freshly manicured lawn stripes

    Suck it, rival neighbourhood dads!

    #adulting #dadlife #aging #lawnlife #gardening

  3. A silly exaggerated comic on figuring out child locks. A calendar at the end of his days. A normal day in the house.

    #dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny

  4. I really hate the idea of "snacking."

    If you're eating your meals and drinking your water, you have no reason to snack throughout the day. It's all just added calories.

    And even if you are 'peckish' you should be eating veggies, not bags of chips and cookies.

    I say this as a parent with unlimited 'snacks' in the house for my wife and kid. 🙃

    #adulting #aging #dadlife #parenting #nutrition

  5. I really hate the idea of "snacking."

    If you're eating your meals and drinking your water, you have no reason to snack throughout the day. It's all just added calories.

    And even if you are 'peckish' you should be eating veggies, not bags of chips and cookies.

    I say this as a parent with unlimited 'snacks' in the house for my wife and kid. 🙃

    #adulting #aging #dadlife #parenting #nutrition

  6. I did over 10,000 steps yesterday for the first time in forever and my body this morning feels like it was hit by a truck.

    I can lift weights during my morning workouts and do my yard work with little 'hangover' but just walking a few thousand steps really turns my body into mush.

    Even when I was younger and in better shape, I hated running. It's kinda funny.

    #fitness #aging #dadlife #adulting

  7. I did over 10,000 steps yesterday for the first time in forever and my body this morning feels like it was hit by a truck.

    I can lift weights during my morning workouts and do my yard work with little 'hangover' but just walking a few thousand steps really turns my body into mush.

    Even when I was younger and in better shape, I hated running. It's kinda funny.

    #fitness #aging #dadlife #adulting

  8. Seafood diets are the best. The kids take over the parents bed. No veggies, no dessert. Dead people don't drink liquids.

    #dadjoke #meme #dadquote #dadlife #funny

  9. Accidentally removed hair from my arm while barbecuing dinner tonight.

    Some of the marinade from the chicken dripped down into the pit causing huge flare-ups which singed off the hair from my arm.

    Now I gotta shave my other arm to make it look even. like that one episode of Seinfeld

    #adulting #dadlife #aging #bbq

  10. Accidentally removed hair from my arm while barbecuing dinner tonight.

    Some of the marinade from the chicken dripped down into the pit causing huge flare-ups which singed off the hair from my arm.

    Now I gotta shave my other arm to make it look even. like that one episode of Seinfeld

    #adulting #dadlife #aging #bbq

  11. Who else gets interrupted by their kids every time they start trying to talk to their spouse... seems like they just wait, and listen, then strike.

    #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #parentinghumor

  12. Who else gets interrupted by their kids every time they start trying to talk to their spouse... seems like they just wait, and listen, then strike.

    #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor

  13. 🎉 Oh, look! Another tech bro who "never stopped building" because, clearly, the world was just pining for another #startup. 🚀👨‍💻 We can't wait to see how "mostly full-time dad" translates to "full-time visionary" in the cutthroat world of software! 🙄
    mitchellh.com/writing/superlog #techbro #culture #visionary #softwaredevelopment #dadlife #HackerNews #ngated

  14. 🎉 Oh, look! Another tech bro who "never stopped building" because, clearly, the world was just pining for another #startup. 🚀👨‍💻 We can't wait to see how "mostly full-time dad" translates to "full-time visionary" in the cutthroat world of software! 🙄
    mitchellh.com/writing/superlog #techbro #culture #visionary #softwaredevelopment #dadlife #HackerNews #ngated

  15. 👨‍👧‍👦💙 Between work, parenting and everyday responsibilities, some fathers may feel overwhelmed, emotionally drained or that they are running on empty .

    Find out why dad burnout is becoming more common and how it affects fathers and their families: zurl.co/Jwbpc

    #BabyYumYum #BYY #Fatherhood #Parenting #DadLife #MentalHealth

  16. 👨‍👧‍👦💙 Between work, parenting and everyday responsibilities, some fathers may feel overwhelmed, emotionally drained or that they are running on empty .

    Find out why dad burnout is becoming more common and how it affects fathers and their families: zurl.co/Jwbpc

    #BabyYumYum #BYY #Fatherhood #Parenting #DadLife #MentalHealth

  17. Wearing jeans and trendy sneakers today for the first time in over a month.

    I have to run out for an appointment that's forcing me resemble an actual human and not some dishevelled basketball shorts and Crocs wearing amoeba.

    #adulting #aging #dadlife

  18. Wearing jeans and trendy sneakers today for the first time in over a month.

    I have to run out for an appointment that's forcing me resemble an actual human and not some dishevelled basketball shorts and Crocs wearing amoeba.

    #adulting #aging #dadlife

  19. 8am and the house is so quiet. Wife and kid are still sleeping.

    I'm really hungry, would love to brew some coffee and make breakfast but can't afford to make any noise... don't want to wake up the two-headed monster. shhhhh

    #dadlife #parenting #adulting

  20. 8am and the house is so quiet. Wife and kid are still sleeping.

    I'm really hungry, would love to brew some coffee and make breakfast but can't afford to make any noise... don't want to wake up the two-headed monster. shhhhh

    #dadlife #parenting #adulting

  21. I've entered a weird stage of adulting.

    We had our kid late in life (37). And so our kid is still small, but now our parents are rapidly aging. So we're being stretched from child care to senior care. Zooming from kid's activities to parent's doctor appointments and health scares.

    Messed up.

    #adulting #aging #parenting #dadlife

  22. I've entered a weird stage of adulting.

    We had our kid late in life (37). And so our kid is still small, but now our parents are rapidly aging. So we're being stretched from child care to senior care. Zooming from kid's activities to parent's doctor appointments and health scares.

    Messed up.

    #adulting #aging #parenting #dadlife

  23. I secretly look forward to the birthday parties my kid gets invited to so I can chat it up with other parents who are going through the same things as me.

    it's like trauma bonding, but with cheese pizza and cake.

    #parenting #adulting #dadlife

  24. I secretly look forward to the birthday parties my kid gets invited to so I can chat it up with other parents who are going through the same things as me.

    it's like trauma bonding, but with cheese pizza and cake.

    #parenting #adulting #dadlife

  25. I would be D, just make everyone laugh and try to show them how silly they are being.

    #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor

  26. Toy companies trick you into thinking toddlers like to play with toys, but really they like trash and cardboard boxes!

    #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor

  27. 🧠 Parenting can be rewarding, but it can also place ongoing demands on your emotional well-being.
    💬 Explore how long-term parenting stress can affect mental health and why recognising the signs early is important for parents at every stage of the journey.

    🔗 Read more here: zurl.co/ey0xN

    #BabyYumYum #BYY #Parenting #MentalHealth #ParentalWellbeing #ParentingStress #SelfCare #ParentingSupport #FamilyWellbeing #MomLife #DadLife #MentalWellness #HealthyFamilies

  28. 🧠 Parenting can be rewarding, but it can also place ongoing demands on your emotional well-being.
    💬 Explore how long-term parenting stress can affect mental health and why recognising the signs early is important for parents at every stage of the journey.

    🔗 Read more here: zurl.co/ey0xN

    #BabyYumYum #BYY #Parenting #MentalHealth #ParentalWellbeing #ParentingStress #SelfCare #ParentingSupport #FamilyWellbeing #MomLife #DadLife #MentalWellness #HealthyFamilies

  29. At the very least you are saying their hair looks cute! Worth some points or at least some eye rolls.

    #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor

  30. At the very least you are saying their hair looks cute! Worth some points or at least some eye rolls.

    #dadlife #dad #webcomic #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor

  31. It feels like a great announcement and that you should get an award when this happens.

    #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor

  32. Daughters aren't bothered by being smaller... they know they can take that dad, easy.

    #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor

  33. Daughters aren't bothered by being smaller... they know they can take that dad, easy.

    #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor

  34. Had a medical scare today. It's been getting worse.

    I wanted to cry... but my wife and kid need me to be strong, so I sucked it up, pulled myself together and went on with my day.

    Fun soccer game today. That was exciting.

    #menshealth #mentalhealth #ageing #parenting #dadlife

  35. End-of-term #dance concert tonight. Watched my girls up on that stage and felt the years go by all at once — proud, and a bit teary if I'm honest. Some evenings aren't for tracking calories or ticking boxes. They're just for being there, fully. #dadlife

  36. You know what I love about summer? Watching my boy play baseball. #gameday #baseball #dadlife

  37. Becoming a dad is equal parts magic and panic 👶🤍.
    No one prepares you for the sleepless nights, the questions, or the pressure to 'just know what to do.'

    Expert paediatrician Dr Maraschin shares what first-time fathers actually go through in those early days💙

    Read more 🔗 :zurl.co/5T0u5

    #BabyYumYum #BYY #DadLife #FatherhoodJourney #NewParents #Bepanthen

  38. I've been a bit absent on here due to a lot going on but I wanted to share the latest in #DadLife adventures. My daughter used too much toilet paper and blocked the toilet and so I went out of the room to boil some water to try and unblock it because that's what worked last time and so I come back in and she is on the toilet again. Apparently she was busting and just did a giant poo in the blocked up toilet (ps. we have a 2nd toilet downstairs) and so now it's even more blocked up with a giant poo on top. Anyway, this is maybe a story I bring out at her 18th or something wow. Just wow. 🫠

  39. I hate for you to see this side of me, Son, but unfortunately, I have just one side.
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    #vamplife #webtoons #webcomics #dadlife #comix