#dadlife — Public Fediverse posts

Next year I think you'll be ready to learn the secret to frozen stuffing, Son.
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#vamplife #webtoons #webcomics #dadlife #comix

It would be nice to hear a domo arigato every once in a while, Son.
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#vamplife #webtoons #webcomics #dadlife #comix

Are you in Debt?
Do you want to get Out?
"Finally Free: The Ultimate Guide for Getting Out of Debt and Staying Out:
Now available at https://lnkd.in/gGHqSCwb.
#readers, #reading, #books, #momlife, #family, #fyp, #foryou, #viral, #discover, #BlackMastodon, #YoungAdultBooks, #GenX, #GenY, #GenZ, #dadlife

Pass the ketchup? Go long, Son.
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#vamplife #webtoons #webcomics #dadlife #comix

I might say you're spoiled, Son, but I'll have you beat if I don't sell before Sunday.
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#vamplife #webtoons #webcomics #dadlife #comix

I don't like holding my phone around my kids, so I carry a Fuji XE5 and a DJI Osmo Nano instead. Here's the Mac automation that grades Osmo footage in the background while I'm back outside with them (862 words)
#osmonano #colorgrading #portra #kodakportra #macautomation #videoworkflow #dji #dadlife #posse

🔗 https://behindtheviewfinder.com/osmo-nano-workflow/

Feeling exhausted, irritable, or just going through the motions?
Parental burnout can sneak up on anyone.
Take our quick quiz to find out how drained you really are and discover practical ways to reclaim a bit of yourself.

👉 Tap the link in bio to take the quiz:https://zurl.co/vGWCQ

#BabyYumYum #BYY #ParentalBurnout #ParentLife #SelfCareForParents #MomLife #DadLife #ParentingStruggles #TakeTheQuiz #FindYourBalance #FamilyLife

Feeling exhausted, irritable, or just going through the motions?
Parental burnout can sneak up on anyone.
Take our quick quiz to find out how drained you really are and discover practical ways to reclaim a bit of yourself.

Link in bio!

#BabyYumYum #BYY #ParentalBurnout #ParentLife #SelfCareForParents #MomLife #DadLife #ParentingStruggles

Every Dad has his day, Son.
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#vamplife #webtoons #webcomics #dadlife #comix

Ever sit in three rooms at once, Son?
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#vamplife #webtoons #webcomics #dadlife #comix

Son, I know there are a lot of cool and fun fruits out there to try, but when you're reaching for a snack, why not consider the reliable apple?
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#vamplife #webtoons #webcomics #dadlife #comix

You're my best find, Son.
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#vamplife #webtoons #webcomics #dadlife #comix

Your old man is a real renaissance dad, Son.
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#vamplife #webtoons #webcomics #dadlife #comix

I'm currently sitting outside the door while my kid is taking drum lessons. My noise-canceling headphones are working overtime again today, but the rhythm is spot on! 🥁💥

Question for the other parents here: What’s the loudest hobby your kids have picked up so far? What beats the drums?

#DadLife #ParentLife #Drums #Music #FediAsk #EverydayLife

I'm currently sitting outside the door while my kid is taking drum lessons. My noise-canceling headphones are working overtime again today, but the rhythm is spot on! 🥁💥

Question for the other parents here: What’s the loudest hobby your kids have picked up so far? What beats the drums?

#DadLife #ParentLife #Drums #Music #FediAsk #EverydayLife

Weekend Mode: Activated. 🍄✨ Instead of feeding algorithms, tonight we’re defying gravity. The whole family’s on the couch, and we’re watching/playing Super Mario Galaxy. After all, true gaming culture must be passed on to the next generation! Have a relaxing Friday night, dear Fediverse! 🌌🎮
#SuperMarioGalaxy #RetroGaming #DadLife #FamilyTime #Weekend #Nintendo #MastodonGaming

Clayton Kershaw’s ‘perfect’ ending has one final chapter in WBC https://www.rawchili.com/mlb/602651/ #Baseball #CamelbackRanch #ClaytonKershaw #DadLife #day #Dodgers #ExtraInnings #FarewellYear #La #LADodgers #LADodgers #LastTime #LosAngeles #LosAngelesDodgers #LosAngeles #LosAngelesDodgers #MLB #ohtani #PaulSkenes #PerfectEnding #TarikSkubal #TeamUSA #uniform #wbc

Clayton Kershaw’s ‘perfect’ ending has one final chapter in WBC https://www.rawchili.com/mlb/602651/ #Baseball #CamelbackRanch #ClaytonKershaw #DadLife #day #Dodgers #ExtraInnings #FarewellYear #La #LADodgers #LADodgers #LastTime #LosAngeles #LosAngelesDodgers #LosAngeles #LosAngelesDodgers #MLB #ohtani #PaulSkenes #PerfectEnding #TarikSkubal #TeamUSA #uniform #wbc

NFL Combine is like porno for mid-aged women. Surprised there isn't a section full of rabid women waving around dollar bills in the stands.

My wife getting easily excited about college athletes flexing and running in short, tight spandex, leaving little to the imagination.

Tight Ends and Full Backs and Wide Receivers... *sigh* A man like me just can't compete 😭

#nfl #football #combine #adulting #dadlife

Padawan, when he was still a youngling, inside Pine Tree Arch in Arches National Park, taken 10 years ago today. 🏷️ #Adventure #Arches #DadLife #Desert #EastCoastKin #Hiking #Photography #RoadTrip #Utah

Lay's Cheese 'n' Onion flavour is really nice. Could totally replace Sour Cream and Onion

#fat #dadbod #dadlife

Youngling told me his favorite stuffie, Deer, wanted to help me at work yesterday. Here is some of Deer’s day! 🦌 #99NightsInTheForest #AtWork #DadLife #ITDept #Photography #Roblox #Toys

Do you hear that?
Shh Shhhhh
Now? Do you hear it now?

It's 9am Monday January 5th and it's pure silence in my house. Peace, tranquility, calm, harmony, silence.

Back to school for my teacher-wife and 8y/o monster child. The home is mine again!

aummmmmmmmmmmm

#adulting #dadlife #aging #merrychristmas #happyholidays

Wheeee! Inspired by the release of the new Street Fighter movie teaser trailer, here's just a small sample of Street Fighter figures from my collection of action figures!

#toycollector #actionfigures #streetfighter #streetfightermovie #adulting #dadlife

Wife was complaining that my phone was "on full blast" when the volume was really set to 25%. Decided a real-time decibel meter would be easier than trying to argue. #newparents

#dadlife #newdad #marriage #newbaby #baby

Third places

https://polymathparent.wordpress.com/2025/11/13/third-places/

Wife insists on going outside to shovel snow from driveway despite warming temperatures that will melt the remaining snow in short time.

Don't get married.

Don't have kids.

You'll be happier alone, in your underwear, uploading memes that nobody will see on the internet.

#adulting #marriedlife #dadlife

Alriiiight - Juggernaut plowed through the snow and arrived on my doorstep.

If my wife asks, it was on sale - GOT IT?? Good 😁

#adulting #toycollector #actionfigures #marvel #marvellegends #dadlife #xmen #juggernaut

Regrettably, I was not voted People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive this year...

But I remain optimistic about next year.

#dadlife #dadbod #ageing #adulting

Being a dad has benefits as a game master. Need some dire wolf minis in a pinch? Boom! Dire wolves! 😆 🏷️ #DadLife #ForeverGM #Miniatures #TTRPG

8am shitposting with a coffee and cigar is the best way to start a Monday morning being an unemployed bum mooching off the government.

#adulting #ageing #toronto #dadlife #hireme #employment #torontojobs #graphicdesign

📺 🕹️ Don't miss @Ayyyydrew's live stream on Owncast! 🕹️
Watch here: https://kuso.business/

#DadLife #TwitchStreaming #DualStream #GamingWithDads #owncast #livestream #selfhosted

Had to put an early wrap on my GrrCon adventure this year. #dadlife

As always, had a blast! Networked with some super cool people! Looking forward to next year already!

P.S. Where my GRC peeps at??

#grrcon #infosec #grc

Why are coffee cup designs so feminine?

I just want a nice manly man mug for my home made latte with extra whip!

and square/rectangle handle! real man type stuff... maybe a built-in cigar holder.

#manly #dadlife #ageing

Ich liebe den Geruch von KiTa-Notbetreuung Morgen. #dadlife #DadOps #mobilesarbeiten

Alter, es ist erst halb 11 und mir kommt es vor, als ob der Tag halb rum ist. Wer mit K3 um 6:30 an einem Sonntag aufsteht, der hat mehr vom Leben! #DadOps #DadLife

#BabyYumYum #BYY #Parenting #Children #Parentingtips #Momlife #Dadlife #loveyou #Tagsomeone #Parentingquotes

Rare Peek: Jimmy Fallon Poses with Wife Nancy and Two Daughters

#JimmyFallon #FamilyTime #LateNight #laborday #FamilyFirst #DadLife #FamilyGoals #CelebrityFamily #NBC #FamousFamilies #HollywoodCouple #LaborDayWeekend #annakarolinaheinrich

https://news-annakarolinaheinrich.com/jimmy-fallon-shares-heartwarming-family-moment-this-labor-day

Here's what I came home to yesterday after nipping out for an hour to visit a friend. I walked through the door to my 4yo daughter shouting "Pappa, can you clean up the chocolate milk that I spilt"

#dontcry #spiltmilk #dadlife

$90 CAD for BLUEY Converse Chuck Taylors...

They're in my cart...

Love the show. The shoes aren't so comfortable... wouldn't wear them much... but it's BLUEY...

Decisions Decisions!

#bluey #converse #chucktaylor #adulting #dadlife

I don't really remember most of the classic #lullabies, so I've been humming #Pokémon Red/Blue songs.

#newborn #baby #parent #dadlife #dads

Happy Father’s Day.

#fathersday #fathersdaygifts #happyfathersday #dad #father #love #mothersday #family #fatherhood #fathers #fathersdaygift #daddy #giftideas #birthday #dadlife #fathersdaygiftideas #gift #fatherandson #smallbusiness #gifts #fatherdaughter #instagood #dads #giftsforhim #shoplocal #familytime #handmade #fatherlove #anniversary #papa Today is 15th June and this day is celebrated as Father's Day. Becoming a father is a great feeling. Only a father can…

https://itsmostamazingindia.wordpress.com/2025/06/15/happy-fathers-day/

My kid’s bedtime is 8:30pm but it’s still too bright outside to play with sparklers.

Guess we’re staying up til 10 tonight 😩

#victoriaday #may24 #toronto #parenting #dadlife

My kid’s bedtime is 8:30pm but it’s still too bright outside to play with sparklers.

Guess we’re staying up til 10 tonight 😩

#victoriaday #may24 #toronto #parenting #dadlife

My kid’s bedtime is 8:30pm but it’s still too bright outside to play with sparklers.

Guess we’re staying up til 10 tonight 😩

#victoriaday #may24 #toronto #parenting #dadlife

My kid’s bedtime is 8:30pm but it’s still too bright outside to play with sparklers.

Guess we’re staying up til 10 tonight 😩

#victoriaday #may24 #toronto #parenting #dadlife

My kid’s bedtime is 8:30pm but it’s still too bright outside to play with sparklers.

Guess we’re staying up til 10 tonight 😩

#victoriaday #may24 #toronto #parenting #dadlife

Stress between Cafcass interviews

I’m writing this in a moment between Cafcass meetings. I spoke with the case officer on Monday, and your mum will speak to her next week.

I’ve struggled to keep a record here for you as so many moments are sad and hopeless. I have lots of notes in drafts, waiting to be revised before I save, but the pain of recalling those moments has been too difficult and I avoid going back to them to avoid provoking more sadness. Ultimately, I want to keep a record for you, so I’ll work it out.

This relentless situation means I’ve got to make the most of what we have.

Your mom continues to fight against me, against us being a family where I have equal responsibility, time and care for you. She doesn’t want me involved and I’ve been fighting just to be able to see you more than once a week. It hurts me so much that we barely have 5 hours together on a Sunday and many of those are cancelled anyway.

Staying in your memories

I’m terrified you don’t know who I am right now. What if you don’t see that I’m your loving dad who will always love and care for you.

I got a bit of hope because you can understand and remember little things. Like on the weekend, when you knew where to get your plates and bib for lunch. It was a lovely surprise to get your help but most importantly for you to have remembered something about our time together.

Missing so much

Even with some positive signs, I live devastated that I can’t give you a bath at night or kiss in the morning.

More hostilities to come

Next week your mum will spew more hateful deceitful lies with the only one aim, to keep us apart.

I think about you every moment, even though it hurts.

Listen through the podcast

#Cafcass #courtCase #dad #dadLife #dadTime #daddyDaughter #family #familyCourt #fatherTime #fatherSRights #fatherhood #heartbreak #makingMemories #parentalAlienation #parenting #preparingForCourt #timeTogether

Stress between Cafcass interviews

I’m writing this in a moment between Cafcass meetings. I spoke with the case officer on Monday, and your mum will speak to her next week.

I’ve struggled to keep a record here for you as so many moments are sad and hopeless. I have lots of notes in drafts, waiting to be revised before I save, but the pain of recalling those moments has been too difficult and I avoid going back to them to avoid provoking more sadness. Ultimately, I want to keep a record for you, so I’ll work it out.

This relentless situation means I’ve got to make the most of what we have.

Your mom continues to fight against me, against us being a family where I have equal responsibility, time and care for you. She doesn’t want me involved and I’ve been fighting just to be able to see you more than once a week. It hurts me so much that we barely have 5 hours together on a Sunday and many of those are cancelled anyway.

Staying in your memories

I’m terrified you don’t know who I am right now. What if you don’t see that I’m your loving dad who will always love and care for you.

I got a bit of hope because you can understand and remember little things. Like on the weekend, when you knew where to get your plates and bib for lunch. It was a lovely surprise to get your help but most importantly for you to have remembered something about our time together.

Missing so much

Even with some positive signs, I live devastated that I can’t give you a bath at night or kiss in the morning.

More hostilities to come

Next week your mum will spew more hateful deceitful lies with the only one aim, to keep us apart.

I think about you every moment, even though it hurts.

Listen through the podcast

#Cafcass #courtCase #dad #dadLife #dadTime #daddyDaughter #family #familyCourt #fatherTime #fatherSRights #fatherhood #heartbreak #makingMemories #parentalAlienation #parenting #preparingForCourt #timeTogether

Stress between Cafcass interviews

I’m writing this in a moment between Cafcass meetings. I spoke with the case officer on Monday, and your mum will speak to her next week.

I’ve struggled to keep a record here for you as so many moments are sad and hopeless. I have lots of notes in drafts, waiting to be revised before I save, but the pain of recalling those moments has been too difficult and I avoid going back to them to avoid provoking more sadness. Ultimately, I want to keep a record for you, so I’ll work it out.

This relentless situation means I’ve got to make the most of what we have.

Your mom continues to fight against me, against us being a family where I have equal responsibility, time and care for you. She doesn’t want me involved and I’ve been fighting just to be able to see you more than once a week. It hurts me so much that we barely have 5 hours together on a Sunday and many of those are cancelled anyway.

Staying in your memories

I’m terrified you don’t know who I am right now. What if you don’t see that I’m your loving dad who will always love and care for you.

I got a bit of hope because you can understand and remember little things. Like on the weekend, when you knew where to get your plates and bib for lunch. It was a lovely surprise to get your help but most importantly for you to have remembered something about our time together.

Missing so much

Even with some positive signs, I live devastated that I can’t give you a bath at night or kiss in the morning.

More hostilities to come

Next week your mum will spew more hateful deceitful lies with the only one aim, to keep us apart.

I think about you every moment, even though it hurts.

Listen through the podcast

#Cafcass #courtCase #dad #dadLife #dadTime #daddyDaughter #family #familyCourt #fatherTime #fatherSRights #fatherhood #heartbreak #makingMemories #parentalAlienation #parenting #preparingForCourt #timeTogether