#hootintootintuesday — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #hootintootintuesday, aggregated by home.social.
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CW: What do you call a belt made of watches?
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CW: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
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📅 February, 17th
🥬 NATIONAL CABBAGE DAY 🇺🇸
───────────────#nationalcabbageday #cabbage #hootintootintuesday #hootintootintuesday #FlachwitzFabrik #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday
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in honor of queen bear 128 #Grazer and the chunkylicious gang of #FatBear week, here's one of my faves from the movie "Madagascar 2", will.i.am's Big & Chunky
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DID NOT SEE THIS COMING
128 Grazer won 2023's #FatBear crown. she chunked out chunkier than 32 Chunk. 747 Colbert wasn't even close.
we could say mama bear Grazer was the dark horse of the competition 😜
"2023 Fat Bear Week winner is 128 ‘Grazer’ - The Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2023/10/10/2023-fat-bear-week-winner/
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A christian, a jew, a muslim, and an erisian walk into a bar.
The erisian turns to the others, "Hey, have y'all heard the one about us?"
#Humor #Humour #BadJoke #ThisWasSupposedToBeFunny
(It's not really a party until a Zarathustrian gets invited, just… nobody tell Greyface.)
#Diversity #Inclusion #Pantheism #Unserious #HootinTootinTuesday
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This is the only type of #dibs that I support. https://flic.kr/p/9hUL5k
In Chicago we have a long tradition of calling dibs on parking spots in the winter with random objects, like a lawn chair... or ice cream. This is in response to @AnneTheWriter's toot: https://mstdn.party/@AnneTheWriter/109784748380853420
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Near me in #Chicago, there's a long tradition of "calling #dibs" on any parking spots where you went through the trouble of shoveling the deep #snow away. Usually, people use a lawn chair or milk carton cube.
But some people like to do it with more flair than others.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, & bring lots of smiles to Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #Jokes #Jokestodon #SnowDay #Illinois #LocalHistory #ReligiousHumor #ReligiousComedy
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It's nice to be on #Mastodon , where you don't get #UnsolicitedDickPics .
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon .)
#Humor #Humour #Jokes #Jokestodon
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#HootinTootinTuesday
Before there was #M3GAN ...There were #AmericanGirl dolls.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon .)
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Happy #HootinTootinTuesday , where we post a #humorous #meme or two, or just share some #humor.
Join me by sharing something #funny under the hashtag, and spread some smiles here!
Here's one for my #writing friends.
#WritingCommunity #Writer #Writers #editorsofmastodon #editors