#marriagehumor — Public Fediverse posts
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I've been practicing being the boss in front of the mirror for 43 years. My wife thinks she's in charge. Don't tell her. 😶
https://medium.com/doctor-funny/im-the-boss-738804fd3349
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Limericks for Marriage
Love, vows… and a little mischief in rhyme. This playful collection of marriage limericks captures the sweet, chaotic, and sometimes hilariously honest side of life together—where romance meets reality in the most unexpected ways.
Read more: https://www.wordlelimericks.com/lemerick/limericks-for-marriage/
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Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
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Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
#IAmDad #marriage #MarriageHumor #humor #funny -
Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
#IAmDad #marriage #MarriageHumor #humor #funny -
Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
#IAmDad #marriage #MarriageHumor #humor #funny -
Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
#IAmDad #marriage #MarriageHumor #humor #funny -
The least joyous thing I've seen today is a #CouplesHumor #MarriageHumor vid where hubby did that riddle-meme of asking/answering the "what do deli sandwiches and sex workers have in common?" for spousal reaction. I've seen funny ones where the misogynistic "I wouldn't need either one, if my wife was doing her fucking job!" punchline landed well, but in this one, her look of incomprehension that slowly dawned into hurt feelings was just heartbreaking. Dude, NOOO. Ya fucked up, don't post that!
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Never offer cooking advice over a hot cauldron.
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