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  1. Dear Friends of the munchies, ​:ablobcatpopcorn:​

    As we may know, not everyone has
    #food. I just had cheese flavoured corn chips/crisps and an apple (Not the Jobs Worth) an actual, real fruitiness.

    Phew, I was swearing incessantly, which means:

    - My blood sugar is low
    - I am peckish
    - the desktop is not doing what I expect
    - too much herbal tea made
    #Rasayana style with #turmeric, #pepper and #ginger

    .. think it is a combination of all four.
    😮

    Phew saved by the snack!
    ​:ablobcatmaracasevil:​

    Anyways as I was ranting before my body demanded attention like some
    #Bastet cat godling! ...

    I am slowly realising that I am not fit to run a computer. That is not going to stop me. Where do I sign up for an AI implant, lobotomy or a course of trepanning? Do not try any of those at home dear reader.

    An Interlude for some alchemy ...
    As we may know one element for example lead can be turned into gold by modern science. Expensively at the moment but hey ho, who knows what future physics will be up to?
    The Philosophers Stone is no different from modern CBD, Ganga and other narcotic/drugs/medicine.

    ... and now back to the accursed computer, which keeps pretending it is Gandalf and shouting "None Shall Pass" at me ...
    ​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​

  2. Dear Friends of the munchies, ​:ablobcatpopcorn:​

    As we may know, not everyone has
    #food. I just had cheese flavoured corn chips/crisps and an apple (Not the Jobs Worth) an actual, real fruitiness.

    Phew, I was swearing incessantly, which means:

    - My blood sugar is low
    - I am peckish
    - the desktop is not doing what I expect
    - too much herbal tea made
    #Rasayana style with #turmeric, #pepper and #ginger

    .. think it is a combination of all four.
    😮

    Phew saved by the snack!
    ​:ablobcatmaracasevil:​

    Anyways as I was ranting before my body demanded attention like some
    #Bastet cat godling! ...

    I am slowly realising that I am not fit to run a computer. That is not going to stop me. Where do I sign up for an AI implant, lobotomy or a course of trepanning? Do not try any of those at home dear reader.

    An Interlude for some alchemy ...
    As we may know one element for example lead can be turned into gold by modern science. Expensively at the moment but hey ho, who knows what future physics will be up to?
    The Philosophers Stone is no different from modern CBD, Ganga and other narcotic/drugs/medicine.

    ... and now back to the accursed computer, which keeps pretending it is Gandalf and shouting "None Shall Pass" at me ...
    ​:ablobcatbongokeyboard:​

  3. We unironically think that Katt Williams would be inspired casting for the most iconic wizard in fictional history. It just makes so much sense.

    digg.com/digg-vids/link/katt-w #digg #video #kattwilliams #lotr #tiktok

  4. ¿Alguien quería escuchar un discurso de #Shakespeare criticando la crueldad nativista contra la #inmigración?

    Claro que existe: la malicia intolerante contra los #inmigrantes no es nueva. Los malvados llevan mucho tiempo atacando a los ignorantes por el poder.

    Se refiere a un hecho real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_May

    Se llama "El caso de los extraños"

    de la obra "Sir Thomas More"

    Interpretado aquí por #IanMcKellen de memoria

    (#Gandalf, #Magneto, etc.)

    en "The Late Show With #StephenColbert"

    #FuckICE #ICEout

    @benroyce mastodon.social/@benroyce/1160

  5. ¿Alguien quería escuchar un discurso de #Shakespeare criticando la crueldad nativista contra la #inmigración?

    Claro que existe: la malicia intolerante contra los #inmigrantes no es nueva. Los malvados llevan mucho tiempo atacando a los ignorantes por el poder.

    Se refiere a un hecho real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_May

    Se llama "El caso de los extraños"

    de la obra "Sir Thomas More"

    Interpretado aquí por #IanMcKellen de memoria

    (#Gandalf, #Magneto, etc.)

    en "The Late Show With #StephenColbert"

    #FuckICE #ICEout

    @benroyce mastodon.social/@benroyce/1160

  6. ¿Alguien quería escuchar un discurso de #Shakespeare criticando la crueldad nativista contra la #inmigración?

    Claro que existe: la malicia intolerante contra los #inmigrantes no es nueva. Los malvados llevan mucho tiempo atacando a los ignorantes por el poder.

    Se refiere a un hecho real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_May

    Se llama "El caso de los extraños"

    de la obra "Sir Thomas More"

    Interpretado aquí por #IanMcKellen de memoria

    (#Gandalf, #Magneto, etc.)

    en "The Late Show With #StephenColbert"

    #FuckICE #ICEout

    @benroyce mastodon.social/@benroyce/1160

  7. ¿Alguien quería escuchar un discurso de #Shakespeare criticando la crueldad nativista contra la #inmigración?

    Claro que existe: la malicia intolerante contra los #inmigrantes no es nueva. Los malvados llevan mucho tiempo atacando a los ignorantes por el poder.

    Se refiere a un hecho real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_May

    Se llama "El caso de los extraños"

    de la obra "Sir Thomas More"

    Interpretado aquí por #IanMcKellen de memoria

    (#Gandalf, #Magneto, etc.)

    en "The Late Show With #StephenColbert"

    #FuckICE #ICEout

    @benroyce mastodon.social/@benroyce/1160

  8. ¿Alguien quería escuchar un discurso de #Shakespeare criticando la crueldad nativista contra la #inmigración?

    Claro que existe: la malicia intolerante contra los #inmigrantes no es nueva. Los malvados llevan mucho tiempo atacando a los ignorantes por el poder.

    Se refiere a un hecho real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_May

    Se llama "El caso de los extraños"

    de la obra "Sir Thomas More"

    Interpretado aquí por #IanMcKellen de memoria

    (#Gandalf, #Magneto, etc.)

    en "The Late Show With #StephenColbert"

    #FuckICE #ICEout

    @benroyce mastodon.social/@benroyce/1160

  9. Stage and screen legend #IanMcKellen sits down for an extended conversation with #StephenColbert about his long career as a performer, reprising his roles as #Gandalf and #Magneto in upcoming films the unique joys of live theater. Grab tickets to see Ian McKellen in "An Ark" youtu.be/2l2RqzVG4ag?...

    "There's Nothing I Enjoy More ...

  10. Stage and screen legend #IanMcKellen sits down for an extended conversation with #StephenColbert about his long career as a performer, reprising his roles as #Gandalf and #Magneto in upcoming films the unique joys of live theater. Grab tickets to see Ian McKellen in "An Ark" youtu.be/2l2RqzVG4ag?...

    "There's Nothing I Enjoy More ...

  11. It's really interesting to see what people think makes a story true to its origin. Both in the history video and in the comments of the movie, most people seem to think it's only the dwarves and lack of a Princess and Golem's name that make The Hobbit story what it is. They are unironically saying this version is *nothing* alike the original book.

    So I was quite surprised at how very closely this movie captured so many moments of essence that I think are far more important to The Hobbit, in terms of plot, characterization, character arc, obstacles to overcome, even dialog. The spirit of the scenes is the same, too, boiled down tidily.

    My favorite example is how Gandalf & Crew showing up to foist Bilbo away in a big rush feels *exactly* like Rankin-Bass and the original text. (I was singing "That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!" as it played.) Yet they cover this scene in less than a minute.

    You'd be hard pressed to find two original folk versions of Rumplestiltskin this closely aligned at many points of the film.

    Maybe being trained in plot design and motifs gives me this eye for what makes a story what it is? Yes, this movie is a knockoff. But names and labels and the existence of side characters is only incidental to the heart of a story. I really hope normal people are more insightful than that.

    🧵

    #Hobbit #tolkien #fantasy #film #WritersCoffeeClub

  12. For my second roll I got King Fish and another 3 (high fantasy). I thought KF would make for a good Gandalf, so we arrive at King Fish the White!

    #KFotC #KingFishOfTheCharles #LOTR #Gandalf #LordOfTheRings

  13. Have been listening to #AndySerkis' audio book reading of #TheLordOfTheRings which is apparently #free on archive.org. His performance is spirited, though a little uneven in spots, and his singing is just fair. His voicing choices sound inspired by the actors in the Peter Jackson films (AS mimics Sean Bean's #Boromir, Sir Ian McKellen's #Gandalf, etc.). It is also a little odd overall since it is a bit like #Gollum reading #JRRTolkien's translation of The Red Book of Westmarch to me. Overall though, nicely done. I still love Tolkien's word craft of prose, poem, character and plot. archive.org/details/4.01.-appe
    #lotr #tolkien #book #audiobook #review

  14. Bunch of low key Tolkien nerds at work, and for my sins I'm contemplating starting a weekly lunchtime The One Ring game. Snag a conference room, order a pizza, do my best impression of Ian McKellen's Gandalf impression for an hour - could be fun!

    #TTRPG
    #TheOneRing
    #TOR2E

  15. Wonderful news for Edmonton's AI mage Rich Sutton, for the University of Alberta, and for AMII, the Alberta Machine Intelligence Institute. I've had a couple of chances over the years to interview Rich and his colleagues, and tour their labs. Their work on reinforcement learning - far more interesting than LLM - has made Edmonton a real AI centre of excellence. Meeting him is the closest I'll ever come to meeting Gandalf. ualberta.ca/en/folio/2025/03/c #yeg #Edmonton #ualberta #TuringAward #Turing #AI

  16. Just saw a pre-concert video of Judas Priest lead singer Rob Halford using a cane and hobbling his way through a tunnel on his way to the stage. He’s 73 and looks 100. Or like a bald Gandalf in Harry Potter. Yeah, I don’t feel old. Until I hear somethin’ like this here on deck on a gorgeous Friday evening.
    #MusicOfMastodon
    #80sMetal
    #PointOfEntry

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCY-241

  17. Another great bit of #FreeScifi can be found in the works of Andre Norton: gutenberg.org/ebooks/author/70

    Norton is fun, here's an excerpt from her wiki page:

    Andre Alice Norton was an American writer of science fiction and fantasy, who also wrote works of historical fiction and contemporary fiction. She was the first woman to be Gandalf Grand Master of Fantasy, first woman to be SFWA Grand Master, and first inducted by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Hall of Fame.

  18. @LienRag
    Thanks, for bringing us to #Duniter.

    It introduces an interesting idea, should all miners automatically be allowed to mine or could the mining pool be reduced (ideally programmatically but this means some identification)?

    Duniter sounds like something great for Layer2, where you want a bit more accountability, a #LightningNode for example must be identified/verified.

    We think something like Duniter might compliment #bitcoin. Can one #AtomicSwap from bitcoin into it?
    @gandalf

  19. CW: Tolkien reread: The Hobbit

    #HobbitReread progress: up to chapter 4, the company gets captured by goblins, saved by Gandalf, and Bilbo gets bonked on the head and left behind.

    Yep, this writing style is much more comfortable than Silm. 😂 Duh, it's written for children. #lotr #tolkien #jrrt

  20. ⚖️ Overnight, the 🇺🇸 Department of Justice worked with key partners here and abroad to disrupt 🇭🇰 Bitzlato Ltd, the 🇨🇳 China-based money laundering engine that fueled a high-tech axis of crypto crime, and to arrest its founder, 🇷🇺 Russian national Anatoly Legkodymov aka Anatolii Legkodymov aka Gandalf aka Tolik. Concurrent with the arrest announced today, 🇫🇷 French authorities, working with Europol and partners in 🇪🇸 Spain, 🇵🇹 Portugal, and 🇨🇾 Cyprus, dismantled Bitzlato’s digital infrastructure and took enforcement actions #usa #europe #france #spain #portugal #cyber #europol #cryptocurrency #tumbling #money #mixing #services #market #funds #darknet #police #justice #attorneys #informatique

    justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/found

  21. For my second roll I got King Fish and another 3 (high fantasy). I thought KF would make for a good Gandalf, so we arrive at King Fish the White!

    #KFotC #KingFishOfTheCharles #LOTR #Gandalf #LordOfTheRings

  22. For my second roll I got King Fish and another 3 (high fantasy). I thought KF would make for a good Gandalf, so we arrive at King Fish the White!

    #KFotC #KingFishOfTheCharles #LOTR #Gandalf #LordOfTheRings

  23. For my second roll I got King Fish and another 3 (high fantasy). I thought KF would make for a good Gandalf, so we arrive at King Fish the White!

    #KFotC #KingFishOfTheCharles #LOTR #Gandalf #LordOfTheRings

  24. Hello les créateurices de toutes branches et de tout poils,

    Mon moralomètre est en bas et de ce que j'ai vu, le moralomètre de pas mal de potes qui écrivent/dessinent/créent c'est les mines de la Moria.

    So "Let me risk a little more light" comme dirait Gandalf dans la même situation : vos créations changent le monde, en bien. Vous êtes en train d'écrire le prochain livre favori de quelqu'un, réaliser la prochaine œuvre qui touchera au cœur, vous créez de la lumière.

    Keep up the good work. I'm with you.

    #auteur #auteurice #artiste #artistsonmastodon

  25. CW: dysphoria discussion

    (I was aiming it at you, @alienskyler, but I also didn't want to exclude @skye.)

    And, wow, this is far from the first time I've run into misogynistic religious programming -- @Harena, for example, is a recovering Catholic and even now, nearly 5 decades later, bits of that stuff still come to light -- but it never fails to make my blood boil. It's so... beauty-destroying. :scowl:​ :kestraglow:​

    Here's some irony (is that the right word here?) for you: after I had SRS, when I finally had [a reasonable approximation of] the female parts I always wanted, was when I stopped feeling body-shame. I just wish I looked more fundamentally female, instead of maybe being seen that way on a good day. (Too many decades of the wrong hormones.)

    Elsewhere in the tree of this discussion, I've talked about #JennyHypertwin (my high-school rescuer and Harena's little sister -- a recovering Catholic who didn't survive the recovery), and a little bit of history there seems relevant here:

    I'd always had an aversion to male parts for as long as I can remember (one memory goes back to age 3), but it was made so much worse by the assumptions J's mom made about me because I was male-bodied. It was assumed that my primary interest in her was sex, or (at best) that I would eventually succumb to The Urge. (IRL: I was not interested in sex.) We were not allowed to be alone in a house together; we were not allowed to be in her bedroom together (even with her mom in the house). I was not allowed on sleep-overs.

    We ended up meeting after school several times in an abandoned semi-wooded lot several blocks from her house so we could talk without there being "implications" -- and talk is what we did. She was always incredibly anxious about me even touching her. (I did want to touch her, but not for sex; just affection. We were actually both rather touch-starved... but that's another story.)

    What I understood was that her mom was terrified she would get pregnant -- which was only even a practical possibility because of the male parts that I had and didn't want. I already felt kind of gross having those parts, but this just kind of pounded that feeling indelibly into my soul.

    So, yeah, certain brands of religion are great at making people feel terrible about their sexuality, even if they're actually asexual, regardless of parts or brain-gender.

    [ranty part over, I guess?]

    Odd about short skirts being okay but not long ones -- I'd have thought the "immodesty" of the shorter ones would be a cue for "vanity" or whatever thing it is you're supposed to think is Bad And Wrong...

    What kind of infantilization do you mean? I suspect I may have some mini-rants about that too.

    P.S. My late friend Tigger (to whom J introduced me) had a grey cat named Gandalf when she was growing up.