#smartass — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #smartass, aggregated by home.social.
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Sometimes when I can't sleep I think about things like who was the first person to say, "all words are made up" 🤔
That's the kind smartass I'd like to meet 😂
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A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.
Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.
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A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.
Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.
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Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.
What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉
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Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.
What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉
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To friend driving from #SantaCruz to Cupertino...
"Ah, already over the hill? (That joke never gets old) ...
band hit - twice
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"Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"
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"Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"
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"I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."
"Hey! That's not right!"
"Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."
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"I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."
"Hey! That's not right!"
"Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."
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CW: officially back at it
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CW: officially back at it
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oh... and the company shall be named #smartAss
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oh... and the company shall be named #smartAss
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When you say that you are a smart ass, do you mean that only your ass is smart, and the rest of you is stupid?
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When you say that you are a smart ass, do you mean that only your ass is smart, and the rest of you is stupid?
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Today on the #GaryLarson #TheFarSide desk calendar.
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Today on the #GaryLarson #TheFarSide desk calendar.
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Some friends of mine, both avid Beatles fans, have purchased a new house, and are dedicating one of the rooms to #Beatles #memorabilia .
Being the #smartass that I am, I've ordered some yellow #petg so that I can 3D print... you guessed it... a yellow submarine for their Beatles room.
Thing is... I need an .stl of a submarine - preferably one from that time period, to print for them. something no longer than 250mm, preferably, though I can scale if necessary.
Anyone happen to have a digital model of a British or U.S. submarine from the 60s?
Boosts are welcome, please.
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@Hey_Beth No they don't!
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@Hey_Beth No they don't!
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@Mrfunkedude I'm pretty sure they all go the same speed. #science #smartass #justsilliness
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*coffee maker dispensing coffee
Me yelling to 22 in kitchen: DON'T DRINK COFFEE AT 9PM!
22: WHAT? ...I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY COFFEE!
#SmartassKids #Parenting #AdultChildren #Smartass #Humor #Funny
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*coffee maker dispensing coffee
Me yelling to 22 in kitchen: DON'T DRINK COFFEE AT 9PM!
22: WHAT? ...I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY COFFEE!
#SmartassKids #Parenting #AdultChildren #Smartass #Humor #Funny
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@ml Welcome! It does take a little bit of effort, but curating your feed works.
I’d start with putting #smartass #progressive #creative and #science in your bio or intro post and then search and then follow those hashtags too—;) -
@ml Welcome! It does take a little bit of effort, but curating your feed works.
I’d start with putting #smartass #progressive #creative and #science in your bio or intro post and then search and then follow those hashtags too—;) -
So I ask my adult kids what to name the pup, and the youngest, the ultimate #SmartAss, comes back with:
”Name him The Kids so that when you talk about him in public you'll be saying 'Oh i have to fill The Kids water bowl' & 'Dont forget to take The Kids to get their #rabies #vaccine' "
I don't know whether to be supremely proud or horribly ashamed... 😉
Great ideas everyone, keep em coming!
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a drawing I did of Oscar Wilde
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."
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Here's some #writingadvice: Go for the joke. Seriously. No matter the level of drama or danger, all stories and their readers deserve #comedic relief. Go for it!
I don't mean Dad jokes, or stand-up, unless you're writing The Marvelous Mrs. Mazel. It can be subtle or outrageous. It ought be on point and move the story forward, not gratuitous. Character's thoughts, spoken #malapropisms, ribbing—they all work. A #smartass character (esp. if the reader is privy to their thoughts) is always an option. There are plenty of ways appropriate for your #storytelling to ratchet up the #comedy.
I #challenge you to write a scene going for the joke, and post it with #goforthejoke. Here is mine:
My bodyguard spun a dining chair around to sit beside me. "If you were my daughter, I would tell you it's time to pack up your toys and go home."
"How old is your daughter?"
"Seven. That's not the point! Everyone in the syndicate knows that Felipe's lieutenant is trouble."
"Are you worried he might try to seduce me? Be worried for him!" I chuckled, but when I looked into her blue eyes, they speared me.
"You're getting emotionally involved."
I snorted, then giggled.
My bodyguard shook her head in disgust, not crediting me that I was the predator here.
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Hi
I’m a #copywriter and like to talk with other#copywriting pros. That always leads to #marketing talk ✅
I like hanging out with #writers and #Writing nerds in the #writingcommunity
Over on the birdsite, I had lots of #liberal #bluewave #resistance #fucktrump #womensrights #blm #lgbtq friends. We need to stick together
I live at the #beach : #northcarolina : I’m #funny : I #travel : I have #frenchbulldogs : I’m a #smartass and a #food #wine and #coffee snob but in a nice way
Who are you?
