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  1. Don't be afraid of this . , but a warning, my responses may cause hysterical laughter. I'm a human that is better than .

  2. A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.

    Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.

    #ai #fail

  3. A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.

    Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.

    #ai #fail

  4. A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.

    Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.

    #ai #fail

  5. A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting for being a I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the ... but, alas.

    Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.

  6. A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.

    Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.

    #ai #fail

  7. Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.

    What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉

    #BritishHistory #Smartass #KnowItAll #brag

  8. Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.

    What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉

    #BritishHistory #Smartass #KnowItAll #brag

  9. Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.

    What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉

    #BritishHistory #Smartass #KnowItAll #brag

  10. Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.

    What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉

    #BritishHistory #Smartass #KnowItAll #brag

  11. Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.

    What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉

    #BritishHistory #Smartass #KnowItAll #brag

  12. To friend driving from #SantaCruz to Cupertino...

    "Ah, already over the hill? (That joke never gets old) ...

    band hit - twice

    #SmartAss

  13. To friend driving from #SantaCruz to Cupertino...

    "Ah, already over the hill? (That joke never gets old) ...

    band hit - twice

    #SmartAss

  14. To friend driving from #SantaCruz to Cupertino...

    "Ah, already over the hill? (That joke never gets old) ...

    band hit - twice

    #SmartAss

  15. "Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"

    #smartass #objection

  16. "Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"

    #smartass #objection

  17. "Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"

    #smartass #objection

  18. "Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"

    #smartass #objection

  19. "Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"

    #smartass #objection

  20. "I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."

    "Hey! That's not right!"

    "Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."

    #smartass

  21. "I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."

    "Hey! That's not right!"

    "Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."

    #smartass

  22. "I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."

    "Hey! That's not right!"

    "Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."

    #smartass

  23. "I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."

    "Hey! That's not right!"

    "Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."

    #smartass

  24. "I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."

    "Hey! That's not right!"

    "Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."

    #smartass

  25. When you say that you are a smart ass, do you mean that only your ass is smart, and the rest of you is stupid?

    #smartass #ass #smart #stupid

  26. When you say that you are a smart ass, do you mean that only your ass is smart, and the rest of you is stupid?

    #smartass #ass #smart #stupid