#smartass — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #smartass, aggregated by home.social.
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Don't be afraid of this #smartass. #AskMeSomething, but a warning, my responses may cause hysterical laughter. I'm a human that is better than #ArtificialIntelligence.
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A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.
Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.
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A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.
Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.
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A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.
Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.
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A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.
Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.
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A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.
Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.
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Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.
What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉
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Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.
What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉
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Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.
What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉
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Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.
What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉
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Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.
What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. 🤓 😉
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To friend driving from #SantaCruz to Cupertino...
"Ah, already over the hill? (That joke never gets old) ...
band hit - twice
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To friend driving from #SantaCruz to Cupertino...
"Ah, already over the hill? (That joke never gets old) ...
band hit - twice
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To friend driving from #SantaCruz to Cupertino...
"Ah, already over the hill? (That joke never gets old) ...
band hit - twice
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"Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"
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"Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"
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"Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"
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"Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"
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"Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"
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"I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."
"Hey! That's not right!"
"Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."
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"I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."
"Hey! That's not right!"
"Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."
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"I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."
"Hey! That's not right!"
"Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."
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"I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."
"Hey! That's not right!"
"Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."
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"I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."
"Hey! That's not right!"
"Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."
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Here's some #writingadvice: Go for the joke. Seriously. No matter the level of drama or danger, all stories and their readers deserve #comedic relief. Go for it!
I don't mean Dad jokes, or stand-up, unless you're writing The Marvelous Mrs. Mazel. It can be subtle or outrageous. It ought be on point and move the story forward, not gratuitous. Character's thoughts, spoken #malapropisms, ribbing—they all work. A #smartass character (esp. if the reader is privy to their thoughts) is always an option. There are plenty of ways appropriate for your #storytelling to ratchet up the #comedy.
I #challenge you to write a scene going for the joke, and post it with #goforthejoke. Here is mine:
My bodyguard spun a dining chair around to sit beside me. "If you were my daughter, I would tell you it's time to pack up your toys and go home."
"How old is your daughter?"
"Seven. That's not the point! Everyone in the syndicate knows that Felipe's lieutenant is trouble."
"Are you worried he might try to seduce me? Be worried for him!" I chuckled, but when I looked into her blue eyes, they speared me.
"You're getting emotionally involved."
I snorted, then giggled.
My bodyguard shook her head in disgust, not crediting me that I was the predator here.
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CW: officially back at it
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oh... and the company shall be named #smartAss
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When you say that you are a smart ass, do you mean that only your ass is smart, and the rest of you is stupid?
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Today on the #GaryLarson #TheFarSide desk calendar.
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@Hey_Beth No they don't!
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@Mrfunkedude I'm pretty sure they all go the same speed. #science #smartass #justsilliness
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*coffee maker dispensing coffee
Me yelling to 22 in kitchen: DON'T DRINK COFFEE AT 9PM!
22: WHAT? ...I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY COFFEE!
#SmartassKids #Parenting #AdultChildren #Smartass #Humor #Funny
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@ml Welcome! It does take a little bit of effort, but curating your feed works.
I’d start with putting #smartass #progressive #creative and #science in your bio or intro post and then search and then follow those hashtags too—;) -
So I ask my adult kids what to name the pup, and the youngest, the ultimate #SmartAss, comes back with:
”Name him The Kids so that when you talk about him in public you'll be saying 'Oh i have to fill The Kids water bowl' & 'Dont forget to take The Kids to get their #rabies #vaccine' "
I don't know whether to be supremely proud or horribly ashamed... 😉
Great ideas everyone, keep em coming!
