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  1. CW: bad puns | drug mention

    Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.

    Joint Chief of Stuff
    Roaming Stoned
    Yes weed can
    Highve mind
    Grim reefers

    #badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub

  2. There would be so many puns with this model but I am resisting the temptation.

    Not sure if I’ll egret it.

    Origami model designed by Jeong Jae Il, folded by me from a 50 cm square of packing paper.

    #origami
    #origamiart
    #egrets
    #badpun

  3. Why does everyone say, #DonaldTrump|s face is orange? It's clearly light brown from all the ass-kissing #Trump is doing with #Putin, his own oligarchs, and other enablers in his cabinet

    #uspol #politics #badPun #dadJokes #USOligarchy #FightOligarchy

  4. CW: bad pun | US politics

    Classical #Agile/ #Scum strategy: Being asked for a deadline, saying "two weeks" and when asked after two weeks being surprised that they still remember and then blame it on the Democrats.

    Oh, wait—it's actually #DonaldTrump's strategy

    #Trump #uspol #politics #TrumpAdministration #TrumpAdministration2025 #SecondTrumpAdministration #DavidPakmanShow #DavidPakman #TradeWar2025 #TrumpTariffs #TheDavidPakmanShow #TrumpTwoWeeks #TrumpsTwoWeeks #RussiaUkraineWar #badPun #dadJoke

  5. Today's geeky joke:

    A grumpy old mathematician walks into a bar and he yells at the bartender "I hate this place! And you're ugly too!" as he angrily slams a 2 down on the bar to make his point "And the service sucks too!" and he slams another 2 onto the bar, "and it smells like a sewer too!" and slams another 2 on the bar - till there's a a pile of 2s on the bar.

    When the tirade was finally over, the bartender replied "That's so mean, it's median and mode at the same time".

    Ba dum ching.

    #mathjoke #badpun #math #pun