#innuendo — Public Fediverse posts

Endoscopes

https://juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/endoscopes/

Innuendoscope

https://juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/innuendoscope/

#caturday #innuendo

#HAZMAT quote of the night: "your stripper needs more balls."
It's rare in #firefighting to find an #innuendo the girls find very funny but the boys don't get...
Anyways: great site visit at our local friendly circuit board production plant.

Management rules are really screwing me

Ankles aren't just ankles. The ancient Greeks got that. That's why they devised the "ankles, I think I saw 'em" mechanism.

#Innuendo #IThinkIStrainedSomething

A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

View full AI summary: https://killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humor-and-innuendo-in-vintage-ads-comics-and-catalogs/?redirpost=47192bc8-35fa-4dfc-a8f1-e586cc65379d&utm_source=mastodon_world&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=killbait

#culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

View full AI summary: https://killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humor-and-innuendo-in-vintage-ads-comics-and-catalogs/?redirpost=47192bc8-35fa-4dfc-a8f1-e586cc65379d&utm_source=mastodon_social&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=killbait

#culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

Sundaze goes to Berlin @ TBA - 12 Apr feat. Dana Kuehr, Innuendo, Islas + more

#SESH #DanaKuehr #Innuendo #Islas

https://sesh.sx/e/1969288

Learning Curve, or: On the boner

I learn, just now, that boners
once meant blunders—inked in red,
slips we laughed at, gently.
The surprise—and what it opens—
stirs a quickening—cerebral—
a bright, ridiculous thrill
at error named so bluntly;
my thoughts stand at attention, hard—
in fact.

d’Verse Quadrille

The above poem is my take on d’Verse’s Quadrille challenge.

The Quadrille is simply a poem of 44 words (excluding the title), and it can take any form. This week’s challenge was to use the word “bone” in a Quadrille.

Let’s write poetry together!

When it comes to partnership, some humans can make their lives alone – it’s possible. But creatively, it’s more like painting: you can’t just use the same colours in every painting. It’s just not an option. You can’t take the same photograph every time and live with art forms with no differences.

–Ben Harper (b. 1969)

Would you like to create poetry with me and have a completed poem of yours featured here at the Skeptic’s Kaddish? I am very excited to have launched the ‘Poetry Partners’ initiative and am looking forward to meeting and creating with you… Check it out!

[Comm] - TG Stickers - Kubi the Rabbit!
More stickers for Kubi, courtesy of :enigma1120:!

#innuendo #funny #rabbit #male #kubi #telegram #stickers #pizza

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Sex in pop lyrics isn’t the problem. Bad metaphors, broken grammar, and zero restraint are. If you have to explain the joke, it’s not funny.
#PopMusic #LyricAnalysis #Innuendo #Metaphors #Songwriting #CulturalCritique #PopCulture #MusicWriting
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2026/01/14/the-semiotics-of-sexual-innuendo-and-linguistic-decay-in-twenty-first-century-pop/

There's a developing Pembrokeshire Dangler which is forecast to bring snow to Anglesey, Preseli, Carmarthenshire, Bodmin moor and Dartmoor overnight and into Saturday (2nd / 3rd January).

I might head out tomorrow and see if the Pembrokeshire dangler is dangling its dangly bits excitedly at us
(giggle-giggle ; )

(The Pembrokeshire Dangler is a convergence zone which forms a line of continuous showers aligned north-south across the Irish Sea.)

#weather #snow #ukSnow #innuendo #winter

The joy you didn't know you needed today: a 1943 guide to stretching meat with a full-page introduction by none other than Betty Crocker!

https://www.erosblog.com/2025/12/12/stretching-meat-the-betty-crocker-way/

#StretchingMeat #Innuendo #Humor #WWII #Vintage #Food #Cooking #Masturbation #Joke #Comedy #GeneralMills #1940s #Funny #Illustration #Housewife #Wife #HomeEconomics #BettyCrocker #Rationing #FoodRationing

With so many jokes on #endoscopes relying on #innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh (snicker-snicker) heh-heh-heh-heh... 😏 #naughty #innuendo #fortunecookie

My #genuine #reaction after seeing 1st images from #thelegendofzelda #liveaction | #nintendo #film #zelda #link #princess #innuendo #joke #hotreaction #game #videogame #leg

Innuendo (Remastered 2011) - Queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvgUzl35WkQ

#Innuendo #Queen #Music

#overheard from inside public restroom stall:

Person A: So you didn't like your food?

Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

PA: Was is just bad?

PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

*both now giggling*

PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

Reader, I DIED 🤣
#innuendo
#moist

Know your place.

#innuendo

Rating inappropriate bird shirts. Brilliant 😊

YouTube Short: https://youtube.com/shorts/gYhYTkhapUc

#Birding #Comedy #Innuendo

“Jasprit Bumrah shows his ball to the members.”

Cricket language is the best 😊

#Cricket #Innuendo

With so many jokes on #endoscopes relying on #innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

I saw my new specialist doctor a few days ago and he told me that for most people, the roof of their mouth is like a hill. He said mine is like a Cathedral. So just know these bj's are holy 😇 😂 #truestory #iknowitsoundsfake #butitsnot #storyofmylife #medicaldrama

I saw my new specialist doctor a few days ago and he told me that for most people, the roof of their mouth is like a hill. He said mine is like a Cathedral. So just know these bj's are holy 😇 😂 #truestory #iknowitsoundsfake #butitsnot #storyofmylife #medicaldrama

Putting together some furniture and this sticker seemed fitting 😂 I know you know how to follow the instructions 😉

Putting together some furniture and this sticker seemed fitting 😂 I know you know how to follow the instructions 😉

@MadKane 😂
#Innuendo

#shitpost #unexpected #innuendo #alcohol #tacos #signs

"Soldiers, we all know the sexual innuendo behind the expression 'stand at attention', right? What's that??? You, in the back, stop giggling, immediately. So, as I was saying. We can no longer use this expression, because of the innuendo associated with it. Therefore, I propose that we replace this expression with 'choking the chicken.' This feels like a good, unblemished expression. What is it? Excuse-me for a moment. [...] Okay, so my aide just told me that 'choking the chicken' suffers from the same problem. Alright then, we'll call it 'spank the monkey.' I'm sure this expression has never been used before. Who has heard of someone spanking a monkey, right?"

#uspol #innuendo

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Today, the #FediLastFMShuffleMode got the following numbers:

4 (tracks)
21 (page)
42 (row)

I got one of my all time favourites. A very emotional song for me too:

🎵 Innuendo by Queen
💿 Greatest Hits II, 1991
▶️ https://song.link/y/lD5J-lroElM

@AqiDrago @t4s

#TomsMusic #NowPlaying #Queen #Innuendo

When threesomes go wrong
#vintage #comics #innuendo

Dr. Ward's Crystal Undulator is a rational scientific instrument not intended for any funny business
#vintageAd #massage #innuendo

Just comparing sizes with your pal, like you do
#vintageAd #tobacco #gay #innuendo

A quotation from Moliere:

«
ALCESTE: This is a subject on which, no matter what is learned, doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths.

[Mais sur ce sujet quoi que l’on nous expose,
Les doutes sont fâcheux plus que toute autre chose.]
»

Full quote, sourcing, notes:
https://wist.info/moliere/41633/

#quote #quotes #quotation #betrayal #doubt #innuendo #truth #uncertainty