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  1. Endoscopes

    With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/en

  2. Endoscopes

    With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/en

  3. Innuendoscope

    I've just invented the innuendoscope. It has a small but powerful loudspeaker in the tip that tells risque jokes from inside your anus.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/in

  4. Innuendoscope

    I've just invented the innuendoscope. It has a small but powerful loudspeaker in the tip that tells risque jokes from inside your anus.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/in

  5. Today's "oh, you're old, you must need adverts about knee gadgets" (fair, I do, although I refuse to believe this particular gadget could do anything to help my trashed knee) threw up a couple of excellent innuendoisms: "leading with the good leg" and "gripping the banister".

    #Euphemism #Innuendo #OneOrTheOther
  6. Today's "oh, you're old, you must need adverts about knee gadgets" (fair, I do, although I refuse to believe this particular gadget could do anything to help my trashed knee) threw up a couple of excellent innuendoisms: "leading with the good leg" and "gripping the banister".

    #Euphemism #Innuendo #OneOrTheOther
  7. Today's "oh, you're old, you must need adverts about knee gadgets" (fair, I do, although I refuse to believe this particular gadget could do anything to help my trashed knee) threw up a couple of excellent innuendoisms: "leading with the good leg" and "gripping the banister".

    #Euphemism #Innuendo #OneOrTheOther
  8. Today's "oh, you're old, you must need adverts about knee gadgets" (fair, I do, although I refuse to believe this particular gadget could do anything to help my trashed knee) threw up a couple of excellent innuendoisms: "leading with the good leg" and "gripping the banister".

    #Euphemism #Innuendo #OneOrTheOther
  9. #HAZMAT quote of the night: "your stripper needs more balls."
    It's rare in #firefighting to find an #innuendo the girls find very funny but the boys don't get...
    Anyways: great site visit at our local friendly circuit board production plant.

  10. #HAZMAT quote of the night: "your stripper needs more balls."
    It's rare in #firefighting to find an #innuendo the girls find very funny but the boys don't get...
    Anyways: great site visit at our local friendly circuit board production plant.

  11. #HAZMAT quote of the night: "your stripper needs more balls."
    It's rare in #firefighting to find an #innuendo the girls find very funny but the boys don't get...
    Anyways: great site visit at our local friendly circuit board production plant.

  12. quote of the night: "your stripper needs more balls."
    It's rare in to find an the girls find very funny but the boys don't get...
    Anyways: great site visit at our local friendly circuit board production plant.

  13. Management rules are really screwing me

  14. Management rules are really screwing me

  15. Management rules are really screwing me

  16. Management rules are really screwing me

  17. Management rules are really screwing me

  18. Ankles aren't just ankles. The ancient Greeks got that. That's why they devised the "ankles, I think I saw 'em" mechanism.

    #Innuendo #IThinkIStrainedSomething

  19. Ankles aren't just ankles. The ancient Greeks got that. That's why they devised the "ankles, I think I saw 'em" mechanism.

    #Innuendo #IThinkIStrainedSomething

  20. Ankles aren't just ankles. The ancient Greeks got that. That's why they devised the "ankles, I think I saw 'em" mechanism.

    #Innuendo #IThinkIStrainedSomething

  21. A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

    📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

    🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
    👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

    View full AI summary: killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humo

    #culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

  22. A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

    📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

    🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
    👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

    View full AI summary: killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humo

    #culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

  23. A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

    📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

    🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
    👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

    View full AI summary: killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humo

    #culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

  24. A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

    📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

    🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
    👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

    View full AI summary: killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humo

    #culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

  25. A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

    📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

    🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
    👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

    View full AI summary: killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humo

    #culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

  26. Sundaze goes to Berlin @ TBA - 12 Apr feat. Dana Kuehr, Innuendo, Islas + more

    #SESH #DanaKuehr #Innuendo #Islas

    sesh.sx/e/1969288

  27. [Comm] - TG Stickers - Kubi the Rabbit!
    More stickers for Kubi, courtesy of :enigma1120:!

    #innuendo #funny #rabbit #male #kubi #telegram #stickers #pizza

  28. [Comm] - TG Stickers - Kubi the Rabbit!
    More stickers for Kubi, courtesy of :enigma1120:!

    #innuendo #funny #rabbit #male #kubi #telegram #stickers #pizza

  29. [Comm] - TG Stickers - Kubi the Rabbit!
    More stickers for Kubi, courtesy of :enigma1120:!

    #innuendo #funny #rabbit #male #kubi #telegram #stickers #pizza

  30. [Comm] - TG Stickers - Kubi the Rabbit!
    More stickers for Kubi, courtesy of :enigma1120:!

    #innuendo #funny #rabbit #male #kubi #telegram #stickers #pizza

  31. There's a developing Pembrokeshire Dangler which is forecast to bring snow to Anglesey, Preseli, Carmarthenshire, Bodmin moor and Dartmoor overnight and into Saturday (2nd / 3rd January).

    I might head out tomorrow and see if the Pembrokeshire dangler is dangling its dangly bits excitedly at us
    (giggle-giggle ; )

    (The Pembrokeshire Dangler is a convergence zone which forms a line of continuous showers aligned north-south across the Irish Sea.)

    #weather #snow #ukSnow #innuendo #winter

  32. There's a developing Pembrokeshire Dangler which is forecast to bring snow to Anglesey, Preseli, Carmarthenshire, Bodmin moor and Dartmoor overnight and into Saturday (2nd / 3rd January).

    I might head out tomorrow and see if the Pembrokeshire dangler is dangling its dangly bits excitedly at us
    (giggle-giggle ; )

    (The Pembrokeshire Dangler is a convergence zone which forms a line of continuous showers aligned north-south across the Irish Sea.)

    #weather #snow #ukSnow #innuendo #winter

  33. There's a developing Pembrokeshire Dangler which is forecast to bring snow to Anglesey, Preseli, Carmarthenshire, Bodmin moor and Dartmoor overnight and into Saturday (2nd / 3rd January).

    I might head out tomorrow and see if the Pembrokeshire dangler is dangling its dangly bits excitedly at us
    (giggle-giggle ; )

    (The Pembrokeshire Dangler is a convergence zone which forms a line of continuous showers aligned north-south across the Irish Sea.)

    #weather #snow #ukSnow #innuendo #winter

  34. There's a developing Pembrokeshire Dangler which is forecast to bring snow to Anglesey, Preseli, Carmarthenshire, Bodmin moor and Dartmoor overnight and into Saturday (2nd / 3rd January).

    I might head out tomorrow and see if the Pembrokeshire dangler is dangling its dangly bits excitedly at us
    (giggle-giggle ; )

    (The Pembrokeshire Dangler is a convergence zone which forms a line of continuous showers aligned north-south across the Irish Sea.)

    #weather #snow #ukSnow #innuendo #winter

  35. There's a developing Pembrokeshire Dangler which is forecast to bring snow to Anglesey, Preseli, Carmarthenshire, Bodmin moor and Dartmoor overnight and into Saturday (2nd / 3rd January).

    I might head out tomorrow and see if the Pembrokeshire dangler is dangling its dangling bits excitedly at us (giggle-giggle ; )

    (The Pembrokeshire Dangler is a convergence zone which forms a line of continuous showers aligned north-south across the Irish Sea.)

    #weather #snow #ukSnow #innuendo #winter

  36. With so many jokes on #endoscopes relying on #innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

  37. With so many jokes on #endoscopes relying on #innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

  38. With so many jokes on #endoscopes relying on #innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

  39. Endoscopes

    With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

    #AucklandComedy #Comedy #Endoscope #Innuendo #NZComedy

  40. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh (snicker-snicker) heh-heh-heh-heh... 😏 #naughty #innuendo #fortunecookie

  41. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh (snicker-snicker) heh-heh-heh-heh... 😏 #naughty #innuendo #fortunecookie

  42. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh (snicker-snicker) heh-heh-heh-heh... 😏 #naughty #innuendo #fortunecookie

  43. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh (snicker-snicker) heh-heh-heh-heh... 😏 #naughty #innuendo #fortunecookie

  44. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh (snicker-snicker) heh-heh-heh-heh... 😏 #naughty #innuendo #fortunecookie

  45. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist

  46. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist

  47. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist

  48. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist

  49. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist