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  1. Endoscopes

    With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/en

  2. Innuendoscope

    I've just invented the innuendoscope. It has a small but powerful loudspeaker in the tip that tells risque jokes from inside your anus.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/in

  3. Today's "oh, you're old, you must need adverts about knee gadgets" (fair, I do, although I refuse to believe this particular gadget could do anything to help my trashed knee) threw up a couple of excellent innuendoisms: "leading with the good leg" and "gripping the banister".

    #Euphemism #Innuendo #OneOrTheOther
  4. Today's "oh, you're old, you must need adverts about knee gadgets" (fair, I do, although I refuse to believe this particular gadget could do anything to help my trashed knee) threw up a couple of excellent innuendoisms: "leading with the good leg" and "gripping the banister".

    #Euphemism #Innuendo #OneOrTheOther
  5. Today's "oh, you're old, you must need adverts about knee gadgets" (fair, I do, although I refuse to believe this particular gadget could do anything to help my trashed knee) threw up a couple of excellent innuendoisms: "leading with the good leg" and "gripping the banister".

    #Euphemism #Innuendo #OneOrTheOther
  6. #HAZMAT quote of the night: "your stripper needs more balls."
    It's rare in #firefighting to find an #innuendo the girls find very funny but the boys don't get...
    Anyways: great site visit at our local friendly circuit board production plant.

  7. #HAZMAT quote of the night: "your stripper needs more balls."
    It's rare in #firefighting to find an #innuendo the girls find very funny but the boys don't get...
    Anyways: great site visit at our local friendly circuit board production plant.

  8. quote of the night: "your stripper needs more balls."
    It's rare in to find an the girls find very funny but the boys don't get...
    Anyways: great site visit at our local friendly circuit board production plant.

  9. Management rules are really screwing me

  10. Management rules are really screwing me

  11. Management rules are really screwing me

  12. Management rules are really screwing me

  13. Ankles aren't just ankles. The ancient Greeks got that. That's why they devised the "ankles, I think I saw 'em" mechanism.

    #Innuendo #IThinkIStrainedSomething

  14. Ankles aren't just ankles. The ancient Greeks got that. That's why they devised the "ankles, I think I saw 'em" mechanism.

    #Innuendo #IThinkIStrainedSomething

  15. A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

    📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

    🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
    👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

    View full AI summary: killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humo

    #culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

  16. A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

    📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

    🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
    👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

    View full AI summary: killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humo

    #culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

  17. A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

    📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

    🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
    👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

    View full AI summary: killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humo

    #culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

  18. A Look at Humor and Innuendo in Vintage Ads, Comics, and Catalogs

    📰 Original title: Photos of Old-School Ads and Catalogs Filled With Surprisingly Suggestive Humor

    🤖 IA: It's clickbait ⚠️
    👥 Users: It's clickbait ⚠️

    View full AI summary: killbait.com/en/a-look-at-humo

    #culture #vintageads #innuendo #humor

  19. Sundaze goes to Berlin @ TBA - 12 Apr feat. Dana Kuehr, Innuendo, Islas + more

    #SESH #DanaKuehr #Innuendo #Islas

    sesh.sx/e/1969288

  20. [Comm] - TG Stickers - Kubi the Rabbit!
    More stickers for Kubi, courtesy of :enigma1120:!

    #innuendo #funny #rabbit #male #kubi #telegram #stickers #pizza

  21. [Comm] - TG Stickers - Kubi the Rabbit!
    More stickers for Kubi, courtesy of :enigma1120:!

    #innuendo #funny #rabbit #male #kubi #telegram #stickers #pizza

  22. [Comm] - TG Stickers - Kubi the Rabbit!
    More stickers for Kubi, courtesy of :enigma1120:!

    #innuendo #funny #rabbit #male #kubi #telegram #stickers #pizza

  23. There's a developing Pembrokeshire Dangler which is forecast to bring snow to Anglesey, Preseli, Carmarthenshire, Bodmin moor and Dartmoor overnight and into Saturday (2nd / 3rd January).

    I might head out tomorrow and see if the Pembrokeshire dangler is dangling its dangly bits excitedly at us
    (giggle-giggle ; )

    (The Pembrokeshire Dangler is a convergence zone which forms a line of continuous showers aligned north-south across the Irish Sea.)

    #weather #snow #ukSnow #innuendo #winter

  24. There's a developing Pembrokeshire Dangler which is forecast to bring snow to Anglesey, Preseli, Carmarthenshire, Bodmin moor and Dartmoor overnight and into Saturday (2nd / 3rd January).

    I might head out tomorrow and see if the Pembrokeshire dangler is dangling its dangly bits excitedly at us
    (giggle-giggle ; )

    (The Pembrokeshire Dangler is a convergence zone which forms a line of continuous showers aligned north-south across the Irish Sea.)

    #weather #snow #ukSnow #innuendo #winter

  25. There's a developing Pembrokeshire Dangler which is forecast to bring snow to Anglesey, Preseli, Carmarthenshire, Bodmin moor and Dartmoor overnight and into Saturday (2nd / 3rd January).

    I might head out tomorrow and see if the Pembrokeshire dangler is dangling its dangly bits excitedly at us
    (giggle-giggle ; )

    (The Pembrokeshire Dangler is a convergence zone which forms a line of continuous showers aligned north-south across the Irish Sea.)

    #weather #snow #ukSnow #innuendo #winter

  26. There's a developing Pembrokeshire Dangler which is forecast to bring snow to Anglesey, Preseli, Carmarthenshire, Bodmin moor and Dartmoor overnight and into Saturday (2nd / 3rd January).

    I might head out tomorrow and see if the Pembrokeshire dangler is dangling its dangling bits excitedly at us (giggle-giggle ; )

    (The Pembrokeshire Dangler is a convergence zone which forms a line of continuous showers aligned north-south across the Irish Sea.)

    #weather #snow #ukSnow #innuendo #winter

  27. With so many jokes on #endoscopes relying on #innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

  28. With so many jokes on #endoscopes relying on #innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

  29. Endoscopes

    With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

    #AucklandComedy #Comedy #Endoscope #Innuendo #NZComedy

  30. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh (snicker-snicker) heh-heh-heh-heh... 😏 #naughty #innuendo #fortunecookie

  31. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh (snicker-snicker) heh-heh-heh-heh... 😏 #naughty #innuendo #fortunecookie

  32. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh (snicker-snicker) heh-heh-heh-heh... 😏 #naughty #innuendo #fortunecookie

  33. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh (snicker-snicker) heh-heh-heh-heh... 😏 #naughty #innuendo #fortunecookie

  34. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist

  35. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist

  36. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist

  37. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist

  38. “Jasprit Bumrah shows his ball to the members.”

    Cricket language is the best 😊

    #Cricket #Innuendo

  39. “Jasprit Bumrah shows his ball to the members.”

    Cricket language is the best 😊

    #Cricket #Innuendo

  40. “Jasprit Bumrah shows his ball to the members.”

    Cricket language is the best 😊

    #Cricket #Innuendo

  41. “Jasprit Bumrah shows his ball to the members.”

    Cricket language is the best 😊

    #Cricket #Innuendo

  42. With so many jokes on #endoscopes relying on #innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

  43. With so many jokes on #endoscopes relying on #innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.