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Happy "International #Cello Day"
My beau plays the cello. His bow
Makes the loveliest music I know.
I love him, I think,
But my mother, a shrink,
Says I won’t, once I’ve heard Lorne Munroe.http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2021/12/29/cello-humor-2/
#Cellos #Cellist #Cellists #Music #Musician #Musicians #Limerick #Limericks #VerseThursday
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King Con’s #Trump2028 Merch #Limerick
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2025/05/05/king-cons-trump-2028-merch-limerick/#Trump2028 apparel is on sale at the #Trump Org's online store. Is he really planning an unconstitutional run for a #3rdTerm? Or is this just another $-making con?
#Limericks #Poetry #Resist #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics
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It's "National Battery Day," which gives me a good excuse to post my "Dim-Witted Driver" #Limerick:
A dim-witted driver named Ed
Often finds that his battery’s dead.
He’s forgetful most nights
And he leaves on the lights.
That’s why Edward is no longer wed.http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/03/dim-witted-driver/
#Limericks #Rhyme
#Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity #Battery #Batteries #BatteryDay #OddHolidays -
It’s “National Puzzle Day,” which gives me a good excuse to post this limerick:
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2023/01/29/puzzling-limerick/#Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Puzzle #Puzzles #OddHolidays #Wordle
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Happy “National Kazoo Day,” if you insist.
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2023/01/28/kazoo-humor/#Limericks #Limerick #Rhymes #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity #Kazoo #KazooDay #OddHolidays #Music #Noise #Inventions #Instruments
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A Limerick for "Data Privacy Day."
A fellow was going through hoops
To avoid being spied on by snoops.
He had nothing to hide,
But could never abide
His life being turned into scoops.http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2013/06/07/big-brother-humor/
#Data #Privacy #OddHolidays #DataPrivacy #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme
#Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity -
To all those who celebrate it, Happy National Pie Day!
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2023/01/23/pie-day-humor/#Limericks #Limerick #Food #Pie #PieDay #OddHolidays #Holidays #Rhyme #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing
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"National Take The Stairs Day" deserves a haiku, don't you think?
Two legs — once scrawny,
Now attractively muscled.
The up side of stairs.http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2008/02/16/this-haiku-has-legs/
#Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing
#TakeTheStairsDay #Stairs #OddHolidays #Legs -
Here's my 2-verse #Quatrain for Peculiar People Day.
My peculiar predilection:
I like people who are odd.
I’ll applaud a little strangeness,
But find “normal” humans flawed.That makes perfect sense: They tell me
I am rather “weird” myself.
I don’t mind critiques and putdowns—
Just don’t call me “off the shelf.”http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2014/01/09/peculiar-people-day-humor/
#PeculiarPeopleDay #OddHolidays #Holidays
#Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #micropoetry #Writing -
Although I dislike the word "girl" when applied to an adult, I can't resist celebrating "Short Girl Appreciation Day" with a limerick.
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2016/12/21/short-women-limerick/
#Holidays #OddHolidays #Limerick #Limericks
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What’s my excuse for posting this limerick? It’s November 15th, National #Drumming Day.
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2023/11/15/drum-humor/#Bawdy #Childcare #Humor #Humour #Limericks #Poetry #Rhyme #Limerick #Verse #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity
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#Political #Limerick
Trump's "Bravado" Defense
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2023/06/28/trump-bravado-defense/#Limericks #Politics #Humor #Humour #USPolitics #News #Trump #GOP #Republican #Indictment #Bravado #Crime #ClassifiedDocuments #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity
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#Political #Limerick
Trump's "Bravado" Defense
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2023/06/28/trump-bravado-defense/#Limericks #Politics #Humor #Humour #USPolitics #News #Trump #GOP #Republican #Indictment #Bravado #Crime #ClassifiedDocuments #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity
