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"Since fresh ice cream's my favorite vice,
My own creamery sure would be nice.
But my blood sugar's high,"
Said the man, with a sigh.
"So I'm putting that pipe dream on ice."
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/05/28/iced-out-limerick/ -
Our neighborhood grouch tends to revel
In claiming he worships the devil.
Yet that very same grump
Still maintains he hates Trump.
(I suspect that he's NOT on the level.)http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/05/27/allies-or-enemies-limerick/
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My Dear Spring: I am rip-roaring mad,
Cuz the weather you're bringing's been bad.
It's late May, and we're still
Using heat. Such a chill
Is inflating our bill. You're a cad!
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/05/24/dismay-about-may-limerick/ -
Our fine nation has lost its prime anchor;
It’s been sullied by Trump, a vile canker,
Who’s untethered to laws,
Who takes pride in his flaws,
And who governs by greed, whim, and rancor.http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/05/23/the-state-of-our-nation-limerick/
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Fortunately, this is fictitious:
My neighbor's a pain in the neck:
He bangs on his drums on his deck
At sunrise each day
And at midnight in May...
And loves Trump. (I may move to Quebec.)http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/05/16/annoying-neighbor-limerick/
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"Please don't tell me to go with the flow,
That you don't need directions, dear beau.
Your assurance, you see,
Is no comfort to me.
You are lost. It's my home. I should know!"http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/05/15/lost-cause-limerick/
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When a thoughtless young landlord can’t sleep,
He’ll start blowing his horn. He’s a creep!
And when worn tenants gripe
About noise, he’ll just snipe:
“Read your lease! That’s why rent is so cheap!”http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/05/14/the-obnoxious-landlord-limerick/
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It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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Some maintain that it's toxic to hate
And that loathing just makes you irate.
While that might well be true,
Someone vile (you know who)
Deserves both and much more. No debate!#Emoetry #Loathing #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #MentalHealth #SelfCare
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/18/is-hatred-unhealthy-limerick/
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Brand new words are like catnip to me;
I explore roots and meaning with glee.
Once enlightened, I swoon,
Though, alas, this great boon...
Shall soon from my memory flee.#Vss365 #Word #Language #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Aging #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/15/seduced-by-words-limerick/
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Brand new words are like catnip to me;
I explore roots and meaning with glee.
Once enlightened, I swoon,
Though, alas, this great boon...
Shall soon from my memory flee.#Vss365 #Word #Language #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Aging #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/15/seduced-by-words-limerick/
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Brand new words are like catnip to me;
I explore roots and meaning with glee.
Once enlightened, I swoon,
Though, alas, this great boon...
Shall soon from my memory flee.#Vss365 #Word #Language #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Aging #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/15/seduced-by-words-limerick/
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Brand new words are like catnip to me;
I explore roots and meaning with glee.
Once enlightened, I swoon,
Though, alas, this great boon...
Shall soon from my memory flee.#Vss365 #Word #Language #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Aging #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/15/seduced-by-words-limerick/
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Brand new words are like catnip to me;
I explore roots and meaning with glee.
Once enlightened, I swoon,
Though, alas, this great boon...
Shall soon from my memory flee.#Vss365 #Word #Language #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Aging #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/15/seduced-by-words-limerick/
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My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!#Trump #Pope #PopeLeo #Leo #Catholicism #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets
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My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!#Trump #Pope #PopeLeo #Leo #Catholicism #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets
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My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!#Trump #Pope #PopeLeo #Leo #Catholicism #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets
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My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!#Trump #Pope #PopeLeo #Leo #Catholicism #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets
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My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!#Trump #Pope #PopeLeo #Leo #Catholicism #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets
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“It’s too dark in this place,” said the gent.
“Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?
Your damn, flickering light
On the menu’s a blight.
I give up. You have lamb? I’m lamb bent.”
#HaikuChallenge #Lambent #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/12/unenlightened-dining-limerick/ -
“It’s too dark in this place,” said the gent.
“Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?
Your damn, flickering light
On the menu’s a blight.
I give up. You have lamb? I’m lamb bent.”
#HaikuChallenge #Lambent #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/12/unenlightened-dining-limerick/ -
“It’s too dark in this place,” said the gent.
“Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?
Your damn, flickering light
On the menu’s a blight.
I give up. You have lamb? I’m lamb bent.”
#HaikuChallenge #Lambent #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/12/unenlightened-dining-limerick/ -
“It’s too dark in this place,” said the gent.
“Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?
Your damn, flickering light
On the menu’s a blight.
I give up. You have lamb? I’m lamb bent.”
#HaikuChallenge #Lambent #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/12/unenlightened-dining-limerick/ -
“It’s too dark in this place,” said the gent.
“Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?
Your damn, flickering light
On the menu’s a blight.
I give up. You have lamb? I’m lamb bent.”
#HaikuChallenge #Lambent #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/12/unenlightened-dining-limerick/ -
A "connected" curmudgeon named Frank.
Had a high-level job at a bank.
His performance was panned;
He deserved to be canned...
Yet (surprise!) he survived when ranks shrank.#vss365 #bank #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/10/the-curmudgeon-limerick/
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A "connected" curmudgeon named Frank.
Had a high-level job at a bank.
His performance was panned;
He deserved to be canned...
Yet (surprise!) he survived when ranks shrank.#vss365 #bank #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/10/the-curmudgeon-limerick/