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When a thoughtless young landlord can’t sleep,
He’ll start blowing his horn. He’s a creep!
And when worn tenants gripe
About noise, he’ll just snipe:
“Read your lease! That’s why rent is so cheap!”http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/05/14/the-obnoxious-landlord-limerick/
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It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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Some maintain that it's toxic to hate
And that loathing just makes you irate.
While that might well be true,
Someone vile (you know who)
Deserves both and much more. No debate!#Emoetry #Loathing #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #MentalHealth #SelfCare
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/18/is-hatred-unhealthy-limerick/
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Brand new words are like catnip to me;
I explore roots and meaning with glee.
Once enlightened, I swoon,
Though, alas, this great boon...
Shall soon from my memory flee.#Vss365 #Word #Language #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Aging #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/15/seduced-by-words-limerick/
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My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!#Trump #Pope #PopeLeo #Leo #Catholicism #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets
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“It’s too dark in this place,” said the gent.
“Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?
Your damn, flickering light
On the menu’s a blight.
I give up. You have lamb? I’m lamb bent.”
#HaikuChallenge #Lambent #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/12/unenlightened-dining-limerick/ -
A "connected" curmudgeon named Frank.
Had a high-level job at a bank.
His performance was panned;
He deserved to be canned...
Yet (surprise!) he survived when ranks shrank.#vss365 #bank #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/10/the-curmudgeon-limerick/
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Trump has thrown Bondi out on her duff.
(Running 'Justice' for Donald is rough.)
In his view, Bondi failed
Cuz his foes weren't nailed:
She did NOT corrupt 'Justice' enough!#Trump #Bondi #DOJ #EpsteinFiles #Poetry #News #Limericks #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Justice
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/04/04/pam-bondis-ouster-explained-limerick/
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If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/20/trump-iran-media-threats/#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion #FakeNews #Media #Carr #BrendanCarr
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If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/20/trump-iran-media-threats/#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion #FakeNews #Media #Carr #BrendanCarr
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If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/20/trump-iran-media-threats/#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion #FakeNews #Media #Carr #BrendanCarr
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If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/20/trump-iran-media-threats/#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion #FakeNews #Media #Carr #BrendanCarr
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If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/20/trump-iran-media-threats/#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion #FakeNews #Media #Carr #BrendanCarr
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Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he's stunned they won't aid
With the Hormuz blockade...
How dare they rebuff his dictations!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16/dictatorial-donald-limerick/
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Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he's stunned they won't aid
With the Hormuz blockade...
How dare they rebuff his dictations!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16/dictatorial-donald-limerick/
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Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he's stunned they won't aid
With the Hormuz blockade...
How dare they rebuff his dictations!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16/dictatorial-donald-limerick/
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Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he's stunned they won't aid
With the Hormuz blockade...
How dare they rebuff his dictations!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16/dictatorial-donald-limerick/
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Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he's stunned they won't aid
With the Hormuz blockade...
How dare they rebuff his dictations!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16/dictatorial-donald-limerick/
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Though it's Friday the 13th today,
Please don't buy its "unlucky" cliché:
It's an unfounded notion
That rates no devotion...
Oh My God! A black cat's in my way!#FridayTheThirteenth #FridayThe13th #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Superstition
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/03/13/happy-friday-the-13th-limerick/
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Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, "No new war!"...
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!#Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/10/trumps-dwindling-support-limerick/
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A Madman's Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
#Trump #Iran #Mideast #War #Limerick #Limericks #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #USPOL #USPolitics #Pentagon #Hegseth #Politics
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/02/trump-mideast-war-limerick/ -
New York City's been under attack:
We've been hit by a blizzardy whack
And are buried in snow;
Twenty inches, and so
Can't dodge shov'ling with "Oy vey, my back!"#NYC #Blizzard #Snow #Winter #Weather #Limerick #Humor #Limericks #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/02/23/blizzard-blues-limerick/
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Dearest Donald, how sad that you chase
Unearned prizes and pics of your face
"Gracing" banners galore.
Seems you always need more
To persuade yourself "Trump is an Ace."#Limerick #Limericks #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Writing #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/02/19/open-limerick-to-donald-trump-2/
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It's "Presidents' Day?" I'm surprised
That its name hasn't yet been revised.
Surely "Trump Day'd" befit
Donald's "greatness" and "grit"
And comport with an ego king-sized!http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/02/16/limerick-ode-to-presidents-day/
#PresidentsDay #Limericks #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #PoetryCommunity
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My Unnoteworthy Skills (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/02/15/wine-tasting-humor/I’m not skilled at detecting “wine notes,”
Be they cedar, vanilla, or oats.
I will NEVER know whether
A wine tastes like leather…
But I DO know which wines get my votes.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Note #Wine #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems -
Bye-Bye Kennedy Center? (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/02/03/bye-bye-kennedy-center-limerick/Trump’s Kennedy Center takeover has been nothing short of disastrous. (Cancelled performances, empty seats, unsold tickets, bookers unable to book.) So, in a vain attempt to hide the damage he’s personally caused, Trump announced he’s closing the venue in July for a 2-year renovation. (I guess affixing fake gold takes time.)
#Trump #KennedyCenter #KennedyCenterShutdown #Humor #Poetry #Limericks #USPOL #Politics #USPolitics #Poems