#limericks — Public Fediverse posts
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Good Mornin' to one and all,
Whether you're Spring or Fall;
The temps do not matter;
Ignore all the chatter --
Just make your mark and scrawl. -
Ever guessed the wrong Wordle word and ended up with an unexpected poem? Discover how mistakes can spark creativity through clever and humorous limericks.
#Wordle #Limericks #CreativeWriting
Read more: https://www.wordlelimericks.com/limerick-guessing-wrong-wordle-word/
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My Dear Donald, New York's been imbued
With deep pride in the Knicks, and our mood
Has been great, till you came
To attend the third game.
I sure hope that you like getting booed!#Trump #NYC #Knicks #MSG #NBA #NBAFinals #News #Humor #Limericks #USPOL
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/06/08/yet-another-open-limerick-to-donald-trump-2/ -
It is quarter to four and I still
Haven't written a thing: output nil!
I've had sev'ral false starts
With some lame wordplay farts...
So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.#WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/30/the-battle-to-write-limerick/
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Brand new words are like catnip to me;
I explore roots and meaning with glee.
Once enlightened, I swoon,
Though, alas, this great boon...
Shall soon from my memory flee.#Vss365 #Word #Language #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Aging #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/15/seduced-by-words-limerick/
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Where books meet wit and rhythm turns clever, these literature-inspired limericks bring stories, authors, and ideas to life in just five playful lines. From classic references to reader inside jokes, it’s poetry that feels both smart and delightfully mischievous. Ready to see literature with a twist?
Check it here: https://www.wordlelimericks.com/lemerick/limericks-for-literature/
#limericks #literature #poetryfun #booklovers -
It's past time for a snack,
To make up for what I lack,
A burger perhaps, or ginger snaps --
Whatever will make the lips smack. -
My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!#Trump #Pope #PopeLeo #Leo #Catholicism #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets
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“It’s too dark in this place,” said the gent.
“Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?
Your damn, flickering light
On the menu’s a blight.
I give up. You have lamb? I’m lamb bent.”
#HaikuChallenge #Lambent #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/12/unenlightened-dining-limerick/ -
A "connected" curmudgeon named Frank.
Had a high-level job at a bank.
His performance was panned;
He deserved to be canned...
Yet (surprise!) he survived when ranks shrank.#vss365 #bank #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/10/the-curmudgeon-limerick/
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Trump has thrown Bondi out on her duff.
(Running 'Justice' for Donald is rough.)
In his view, Bondi failed
Cuz his foes weren't nailed:
She did NOT corrupt 'Justice' enough!#Trump #Bondi #DOJ #EpsteinFiles #Poetry #News #Limericks #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Justice
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/04/04/pam-bondis-ouster-explained-limerick/
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“Rilke” poem and a limerick. (The Tunnel by William Gass)
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A bootlicking fellow named Ross
Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
Many co-workers mocked him.
One gal even socked him.
He's boss now ... and she's on the sauce.#HaikuChallenge #Fawn #Workplace #Jobs #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
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When my husband suggested a DC trip, my visions of cherry blossoms were sullied by this:
Trump has branded DC with his face:
Banners ev'rywhere! What a disgrace!
Major sites are debased,
By his image defaced.
It's a sight many long to erase! -
If Trump Could Write Limericks (2-Verse Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/20/trump-iran-media-threats/#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion #FakeNews #Media #Carr #BrendanCarr
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Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
Now he's stunned they won't aid
With the Hormuz blockade...
How dare they rebuff his dictations!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16/dictatorial-donald-limerick/
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My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
For the trauma of war
Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
Many troops that you send won’t come back!#Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion
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Though it's Friday the 13th today,
Please don't buy its "unlucky" cliché:
It's an unfounded notion
That rates no devotion...
Oh My God! A black cat's in my way!#FridayTheThirteenth #FridayThe13th #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Superstition
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/03/13/happy-friday-the-13th-limerick/
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Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, "No new war!"...
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!#Trump #MAGA #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/10/trumps-dwindling-support-limerick/
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A Madman's Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
#Trump #Iran #Mideast #War #Limerick #Limericks #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #USPOL #USPolitics #Pentagon #Hegseth #Politics
http://www.madkane.com/madness/2026/03/02/trump-mideast-war-limerick/
