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  1. Fun rhymes made simple for kids.

    “Kid-Friendly Limericks” brings short, silly poems that make reading playful and enjoyable.

    #KidPoetry #Limericks #FunLearning

    Read here:
    wordlelimericks.com/kid-friend

  2. Fun rhymes made simple for kids.

    “Kid-Friendly Limericks” brings short, silly poems that make reading playful and enjoyable.

    #KidPoetry #Limericks #FunLearning

    Read here:
    wordlelimericks.com/kid-friend

  3. It is quarter to four and I still
    Haven't written a thing: output nil!
    I've had sev'ral false starts
    With some lame wordplay farts...
    So here's hoping this verse fills the bill.

    #WIPSnips #Write #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing

    madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04

  4. My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
    Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
    Your attack, oh so caustic
    E’en riles this agnostic…
    Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!

    #Trump #Pope #PopeLeo #Leo #Catholicism #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Poets

    madkane.com/madness/2026/04/13

  5. A bootlicking fellow named Ross
    Worked in footwear and fawned on his boss.
    Many co-workers mocked him.
    One gal even socked him.
    He's boss now ... and she's on the sauce.

    #HaikuChallenge #Fawn #Workplace #Jobs #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems

  6. Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
    Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
    Now he's stunned they won't aid
    With the Hormuz blockade...
    How dare they rebuff his dictations!

    #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion

    madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16

  7. Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
    Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
    Now he's stunned they won't aid
    With the Hormuz blockade...
    How dare they rebuff his dictations!

    #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion

    madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16

  8. Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
    Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
    Now he's stunned they won't aid
    With the Hormuz blockade...
    How dare they rebuff his dictations!

    #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion

    madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16

  9. Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
    Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
    Now he's stunned they won't aid
    With the Hormuz blockade...
    How dare they rebuff his dictations!

    madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16

  10. Donald loves to abuse friendly nations,
    Hurling insults, demanding prostrations.
    Now he's stunned they won't aid
    With the Hormuz blockade...
    How dare they rebuff his dictations!

    #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Excursion

    madkane.com/madness/2026/03/16

  11. My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
    On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
    For the trauma of war
    Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
    Many troops that you send won’t come back!

    #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion

  12. My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
    On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
    For the trauma of war
    Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
    Many troops that you send won’t come back!

    #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion

  13. My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
    On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
    For the trauma of war
    Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
    Many troops that you send won’t come back!

    #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion

  14. My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
    On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
    For the trauma of war
    Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
    Many troops that you send won’t come back!

  15. My dear Trump, to pretend your attack
    On Iran’s an “excursion” is wack,
    For the trauma of war
    Leads to tears, blood, and gore:
    Many troops that you send won’t come back!

    #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Resist #Iran #War #Limericks #Limerick #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #Writing #Excursion

  16. For the person who has everything but their Wordle streak... 🟩🟨⬜

    "Wordle Limericks Book" by Marshall S. Flam, MD, is a delightful blend of medicine for the mind and humor for the soul. Over 200 limericks that celebrate (and poke fun at) our favorite daily word puzzle. 📖✨

    Link: wordlelimericks.com/wordle-lim

    #Wordle #WordleLimericks #Puzzles #Books #Bookstodon #Limericks #Books #Readers #Reading #Read #Bookstodon #Author #Write #Writer #Publish

  17. There once was a VP named Vance, Who eagerly looked for romance, He said with a slouch As he mounted his couch, "Can somebody please hold my pants?" #JDVance #poetry #poems #vpvance #limerick #poem #jd #poetrysky #vance #limericks #vpotus

  18. tried to write some limericks like #EdwardLear to cheer myself up.

    Now I feel like crap.

    #Limericks are a dangerous form.

  19. «There was an old man of Port Grigor,
    Whose actions were noted for vigour;
    He stood on his head
    till his #waistcoat turned red,
    That eclectic old man of Port Grigor.»

    (#EdwardLear, 1872)


    «He was black in the face,
    and they scarcely could trace
    The least likeness to what he had been:
    While so great was his fright
    that his #waistcoat turned white –
    A wonderful thing to be seen!»

    (#LewisCarroll, from “#TheHuntingOfTheSnark”, 1876)

    #limerick #limericks

    See also: snrk.de/waistcoat-poetry/