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“It’s too dark in this place,” said the gent.
“Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?
Your damn, flickering light
On the menu’s a blight.
I give up. You have lamb? I’m lamb bent.”
#HaikuChallenge #Lambent #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/12/unenlightened-dining-limerick/ -
My Unnoteworthy Skills (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/02/15/wine-tasting-humor/I’m not skilled at detecting “wine notes,”
Be they cedar, vanilla, or oats.
I will NEVER know whether
A wine tastes like leather…
But I DO know which wines get my votes.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Note #Wine #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems -
The Dogged Winner (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/07/27/the-dogged-winner-limerick/For the record, this limerick is fictitious. (I grew up with poodles, mutts, and a collie, none of which ever participated in dog shows. And I’ve never owned a golden retriever.)
#BlueskyRelay #Beaver #Dogs #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Verse #Poems
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Weather Gripes (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2025/05/04/weather-gripes-limerick/The weather this spring’s not conforming
To seasonal norms. I’m not warming
To its ups and its downs,
So I keep wearing frowns.
As for clothes, fickle temps hinder norming.#DailyHaikuPrompt #Warming #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
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Today (Feb. 16) is the anniversary of the first completed U.S 9-1-1 call, placed on February 16, 1968. Here's my "How NOT To Use 9-1-1" limerick to celebrate:
#LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity #Emergency #Emergencies #911call #Poetry #MicroPoetry
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Two animal limericks in one day! Why? Because, not to be outdone by the groundhog, it's also World Ostrich Day.
Did you know that the whole “bury their head in the sand” thing is a myth? https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/did-you-know/ostriches-do-not-really-stick-their-heads-sand
#LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poems #Ostrich #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poetry #Animals #Verse
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If you've met me, you won't be surprised that I celebrate "Short Person Day."
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2024/12/22/short-person-humor/#Humor #Humour #Limericks #Poetry #Poems #MicroPoetry #Height #LimerickSunday