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“It’s too dark in this place,” said the gent.
“Did this restaurant NOT pay its rent?
Your damn, flickering light
On the menu’s a blight.
I give up. You have lamb? I’m lamb bent.”
#HaikuChallenge #Lambent #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/04/12/unenlightened-dining-limerick/ -
My Unnoteworthy Skills (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2026/02/15/wine-tasting-humor/I’m not skilled at detecting “wine notes,”
Be they cedar, vanilla, or oats.
I will NEVER know whether
A wine tastes like leather…
But I DO know which wines get my votes.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Note #Wine #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems -
Today (Feb. 16) is the anniversary of the first completed U.S 9-1-1 call, placed on February 16, 1968. Here's my "How NOT To Use 9-1-1" limerick to celebrate:
#LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity #Emergency #Emergencies #911call #Poetry #MicroPoetry
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If you've met me, you won't be surprised that I celebrate "Short Person Day."
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2024/12/22/short-person-humor/#Humor #Humour #Limericks #Poetry #Poems #MicroPoetry #Height #LimerickSunday