#aucklandcomedy — Public Fediverse posts
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Unemployed and Missing
The homeless woman that normally begs outside the Newmarket burger bar wasn't there today. I hope she's gone somewhere nice for her vacation. -
Unemployed?
Nobody needs to be unemployed in this country. You can always get a job sitting outside Burger bars asking for spare change. -
Blue Whales
Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is? Krill, Anchovies, Sardines? Obviously Krill, how's a whale going to open a can? -
Blue Whales
Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is? Krill, Anchovies, Sardines? Obviously Krill, how's a whale going to open a can? -
Blue Whales
Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is? Krill, Anchovies, Sardines? Obviously Krill, how's a whale going to open a can? -
Blue Whales
Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is? Krill, Anchovies, Sardines? Obviously Krill, how's a whale going to open a can? -
Blue Whales
Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is? Krill, Anchovies, Sardines? Obviously Krill, how's a whale going to open a can? -
Job Search
I applied for a job as a comedian but the recruiter just laughed at me.
#AucklandComedy #Comedian #Comedy #JobApplication #NZComedy #Recruiter -
Medical Care
Be careful what you wish for.
You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Medication #NZComedy #Specialist -
Free Comedy Potters Park, Balmoral 2 January 26
Free outdoor open mic comedy at 6:30 pm on Friday, 02/01/26 in Potter’s Park, 173 Balmoral Road, Mt Eden.
In the event of even light rain we will probably need to cancel.
It’s summer but may become cold so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.This is an outdoor venue on-street parking and near the 25 & 65 bus routes.
You’re very welcome to come along and laugh but if you’d like to use the mic to tell a few jokes, just let the MC know and we’ll slot you in. As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://park.comedyshow.nz/events/potters-park-mount-eden-comedy-4/ for more info.
Organisers: Julia and Tessa Clement.
#AucklandComedy #Balmoral #BalmoralComedy #Comedy #MtEden #MtEdenComedy #OpenMic #OpenMicComedy #ParkComedy #StandupComedy
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Whales
Question on a quiz show: The main food of Blue Whales is?
- Krill,
- Anchovies,
- Sardines?
Obviously Krill, how’s a whale going to open a can?
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Free Comedy, Mount Eden, 5/7/25
Free outdoor open mic comedy at 1:00 pm on 05/07/25 in Tahaki Reserve, Mt Eden Road Entrance, 250 Mount Eden Road, Mount Eden.
Park has a covered stage. In all but really bad weather we can move performers and audience to the stage and continue.
It’s winter & may become cold so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is an outdoor venue on the 27H, 27W and 64 bus routes with off street parking next to the bus stop and on street parking.
As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://park.comedyshow.nz/events/free-comedy-mount-eden-winter-2025-series-3/ for more info.
Organisers: Julia and Tessa Clement.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #MtEden #NZComedy #OpenMic #ParkComedy #StandupComedy
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Park Comedy, Mt Eden, 3 April 2025
Our final evening outdoor Open Mic comedy for this summer is at 6:30 PM Thursday 3rd of April in Potters Park, 173 Balmoral Road, Mount Eden, Auckland 1024 (corner of Dominion & Balmoral Roads. Look for us near the walking boy statue).
Follow Julia Clement for details of our Winter series when released.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is a fully accessible venue with on-street parking and near the 25 & 65 bus routes.
It starts to get quite cold towards the end of the show so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://park.comedyshow.nz/events/potters-park-mount-eden-comedy-11/ for more info.
Organisers: Julia & Tessa Clement
#AucklandComedy #MtEden #NZComedy #ParkComedy #StandupComedy