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Mnemonic
I wrote a letter today and used the word "Mnemonic" four times. Every single time I spelled it wrong, so I wrote this little mnemonic to remember it "Many Nematodes Eat Mushy Organic Noodles In Cafes." Which would be great if only I could remember how to spell nematoads. -
Cormorants
I looked up cormorants and shags on Wikipedia. Seems the only difference is cormorants lack crests and the crested birds just want to shag. -
Parallels
What about those parallel universes?
Like ours except for trivial changes.
Untold numbers of realities where Hillary was elected, dozens where Jacinda never replaced Little, a few where Trump was a good president and maybe even one where Windows doesn’t crash?
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Green & Blockhouse Bays Free Comedy
Free outdoor open mic comedy at 6:30 pm on Tuesday, 30/12/25 in Craigavon Park, 85 Connaught Street, Blockhouse Bay.
In the event of even light rain we will probably need to cancel.
It’s summer but may become cold so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is an outdoor venue a fully accessible venue with on-street parking and near the 195 bus route.
You’re very welcome to come along and laugh but if you’d like to use the mic to tell a few jokes, just let the MC know and we’ll slot you in. As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://park.comedyshow.nz/events/green-bay-blockhouse-bay-new-comedy/ for more info.
Organisers: Julia and Tessa Clement.
#AucklandComedy #BlockhouseBay #Comedy #CraigavonPark #GreenBay #ParkComedy #StandupComedy
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Free Comedy Blockhouse and Green Bays 24/11/25
Free new material outdoor open mic comedy at 6:30 pm on Monday, 24/11/25 in Craigavon Park, 85 Connaught Street, Blockhouse Bay.
In the event of even light rain we will probably need to cancel.
It’s still spring & may become cold so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is an outdoor venue a fully accessible venue with on and off street parking and near the 195 bus route.
You’re very welcome to come along and laugh but if you’d like to use the mic to tell a few jokes, just let the MC know and we’ll slot you in. As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://park.comedyshow.nz/events/green-bay-blockhouse-bay-new-comedy/ for more info.
Organisers: Julia and Tessa Clement.
#aucklandcomedy #blockhouseBay #comedy #greenBay #openmiccomedy #parkComedy #standupcomedy2