home.social

#aucklandcomedy — Public Fediverse posts

Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #aucklandcomedy, aggregated by home.social.

  1. Life Guard

    Life guard at the pool said my swimsuit was too revealing then asked if I was male or female. I replied "Then it can't be that revealing."

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/li

  2. Moon Landing

    Cinematography in 1902 was nowhere near advanced enough to fake a moon landing so we have to accept Georges Méliès' <> as a record of the first successful French moon shot. It's a shame that they lost their moon base to the NAZIs in 1940 & never got it back.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/mo

  3. Fasthoods

    “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” -- Mark Twain. Except he didn't say it! A meta-lie.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/fa