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Life Guard
Life guard at the pool said my swimsuit was too revealing then asked if I was male or female. I replied "Then it can't be that revealing." -
Rideshare?
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #DEATH #DeathAndTaxis #NZComedy #Taxis -
Auckland Domain Band Stand Free Comedy 27 March 2026
Free outdoor open mic comedy at 6:30 pm on Friday, 27/03/26 in Auckland Domain Band Stand, Domain Drive, Parnell.
In the event of even light rain we will probably need to cancel.
It’s summer but may become cold so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is an outdoor venue with off street parking on the East side of the stand. There is more parking elsewhere in the park a short walk away. This is near the Inner Link, 30, 309, 64, 70, and 75 bus routes and a short walk from Grafton train station.
You’re very welcome to come along and laugh but if you’d like to use the mic to tell a few jokes, just let the MC know and we’ll slot you in. As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://park.comedyshow.nz/events/auckland-domain-band-stand-new-comedy-4/ for more info.
Organisers: Julia and Tessa Clement.
#AucklandComedy #AucklandDomain #Comedy #Grafton #GraftonComedy #OpenMicComedy #Parnell #ParnellComedy -
Free Comedy Auckland Domain 20/2/26
Free outdoor open mic comedy at 6:30 pm on Friday, 20/02/26 in Auckland Domain Band Stand, Domain Drive, Parnell.
In the event of even light rain we will probably need to cancel.
It’s summer but may become cold so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is an outdoor venue with off street parking on the East side of the stand.
There is more parking elsewhere in the park a short walk away. This is near the Inner Link, 30, 309, 64, 70, and 75 bus routes and a short walk from Grafton train station.
You’re very welcome to come along and laugh but if you’d like to use the mic to tell a few jokes, just let the MC know and we’ll slot you in. As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.Check the event at https://park.comedyshow.nz/events/auckland-domain-band-stand-new-comedy-3/ for more info.
Organisers: Julia and Tessa Clement.
#AucklandComedy #AucklandDomain #Comedy #Grafton #GraftonComedy #OpenMicComedy #Parnell #ParnellComedy -
Insomnia
Being an uber geek I still sometimes wake up in the middle of the night wondering about major issues like “Do earthworms have parasites?”
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #EarthWorms #Geek #NZComedy #Parasites -
Writer’s Block?
I don’t have writer’s block!
I’ve been possessed by the ghost of Marcel Marceau!
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Mime #NZComedy #Writing