#aucklandcomedy — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #aucklandcomedy, aggregated by home.social.
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Ending Homelessness?
If Luxon does end homelessness, who's going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight? -
Pilot
Why do pilot's uniforms still look like military officer uniforms from the 1940s? -
1950s
Imagine 1950s social media.
Send a letter, wait 2 weeks for a reply, then suddenly we have airmail and the LOL comes back in under a week.
#1950s #Airmail #AucklandComedy #Comedy #NZComedy #SocialMedia -
Fake Spread?
I’m carefully studying the margarine.
I don’t want to spread any fake butter.
#AucklandComedy #Butter #Comedy #Food #Margarine #NZComedy #Study -
Margarine?
I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …
community spread.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #CommunitySpread #Food #Margarine #NZComedy -
Rideshare?
Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #DEATH #DeathAndTaxis #NZComedy #Taxis -
Insomnia
Being an uber geek I still sometimes wake up in the middle of the night wondering about major issues like “Do earthworms have parasites?”
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #EarthWorms #Geek #NZComedy #Parasites