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  1. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Life Guard

    Life guard at the pool said my swimsuit was too revealing then asked if I was male or female. I replied "Then it can't be that revealing."

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/li

    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #lifeguard #nzcomedy #pool #swimsuit
  2. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Moon Landing

    Cinematography in 1902 was nowhere near advanced enough to fake a moon landing so we have to accept Georges Méliès' <> as a record of the first successful French moon shot. It's a shame that they lost their moon base to the NAZIs in 1940 & never got it back.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/mo

    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #france #moonlanding #nzcomedy
  3. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Fasthoods

    “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” -- Mark Twain. Except he didn't say it! A meta-lie.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/fa

    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #lie #nzcomedy #truth
  4. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Floral?

    I keep coming back as a flower. It's a bad case of reincarnation.

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/fl

    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #nzcomedy #reincarnation
  5. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Superpowers

    My superpowers are intact!

    I hung the washing and now it’s raining.

    #AucklandComedy #Comedy #Laundry #NZComedy #Raining #RainMaker #Superpower #Washing
    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #laundry #nzcomedy #raining #rainmaker