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  1. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Crystals

    A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.

    #AucklandComedy #Comedy #Crystals #Homeopathy #NZComedy #Sick
    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #crystals #homeopathy #nzcomedy #sick
  2. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Knees

    Safety Tip: Always bend your knees not your back when bashing your head against a brick wall.

    #AucklandComedy #BrickWall #Comedy #Head #NZComedy #Safety #Wall
    #aucklandcomedy #brickwall #comedy #head #nzcomedy #safety
  3. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Diarrhea

    I have diarrhoea & feel wobbly. I told you my cooking at home wasn’t safe.

    #AucklandComedy #Comedy #Cooking #Diarrhea #Diarrhoea #Food #FoodPoisoning #HomeCooking #NZComedy
    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #cooking #diarrhea #diarrhoea #food
  4. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Homeopathetic

    Don’t say “Homeopathic”, call it what it is “Homeopathetic.”

    (Repost)

    #AucklandComedy #Comedy #Homeopathetic #Homeopathy #NZComedy
    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #homeopathetic #homeopathy #nzcomedy
  5. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Homeopathy Drowning

    Homeopathic cure for drowning: Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.

    #AucklandComedy #Comedy #Drowning #Homeopathy #NZComedy #Water
    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #drowning #homeopathy #nzcomedy #water