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  1. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Ending Homelessness?

    If Luxon does end homelessness, who's going to guard the shop doorways in Queen Street overnight?

    juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/en

    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #homeless #luxon #nzcomedy #shopdoorways
  2. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Pilot

    Why do pilot's uniforms still look like military officer uniforms from the 1940s?

    juliaclement.com/uncategorized

    #airline #aucklandcomedy #comedy #nzcomedy #pilots
  3. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    1950s

    Imagine 1950s social media.

    Send a letter, wait 2 weeks for a reply, then suddenly we have airmail and the LOL comes back in under a week.

    #1950s #Airmail #AucklandComedy #Comedy #NZComedy #SocialMedia
    #1950s #airmail #aucklandcomedy #comedy #nzcomedy #socialmedia
  4. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Fake Spread?

    I’m carefully studying the margarine.

    I don’t want to spread any fake butter.

    #AucklandComedy #Butter #Comedy #Food #Margarine #NZComedy #Study
    #aucklandcomedy #butter #comedy #food #margarine #nzcomedy
  5. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Margarine?

    I bought a large tub of margarine to share with my neighbours …

    community spread.

    #AucklandComedy #Comedy #CommunitySpread #Food #Margarine #NZComedy
    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #communityspread #food #margarine #nzcomedy
  6. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Rideshare?

    Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.

    #AucklandComedy #Comedy #DEATH #DeathAndTaxis #NZComedy #Taxis
    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #death #deathandtaxis #nzcomedy #taxis
  7. A Joke A Day @[email protected] ·

    Insomnia

    Being an uber geek I still sometimes wake up in the middle of the night wondering about major issues like “Do earthworms have parasites?”

    #AucklandComedy #Comedy #EarthWorms #Geek #NZComedy #Parasites
    #aucklandcomedy #comedy #earthworms #geek #nzcomedy #parasites