#aucklandcomedy — Public Fediverse posts

Trickling Down?

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

https://juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/trickling-down/

Trickling Down?

I refuse to surrender my country to people who think climate change is fake and trickle down is real.

https://juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/trickling-down/

Moon Landing

Cinematography in 1902 was nowhere near advanced enough to fake a moon landing so we have to accept Georges Méliès' <> as a record of the first successful French moon shot. It's a shame that they lost their moon base to the NAZIs in 1940 & never got it back.

https://juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/moon-landing-2/

Rideshare?

Two things you can’t avoid, death and taxis.

#AucklandComedy #Comedy #DEATH #DeathAndTaxis #NZComedy #Taxis

COVID Scare

Covid scare: I was eating out & couldn’t taste my food.

Then I remembered I was in McDs.

Phew!

#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Covid #Food #Macdonalds #NZComedy

Insomnia

Being an uber geek I still sometimes wake up in the middle of the night wondering about major issues like “Do earthworms have parasites?”

#AucklandComedy #Comedy #EarthWorms #Geek #NZComedy #Parasites

Medical Care

Be careful what you wish for.

You might find a specialist who will prescribe it.

#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Medication #NZComedy #Specialist