#aucklandcomedy — Public Fediverse posts
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Helium Cookbook
My doctor told me I need a lighter diet so I wrote The Helium Cookbook. -
Occam’s Grooming Tools
I’ve come to the conclusion that conspiracy theorists bypass Occam’s razor in favour of Occam’s epilator!
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #NZComedy #OccamSRazor -
Occam’s Grooming Tools
I’ve come to the conclusion that conspiracy theorists bypass Occam’s razor in favour of Occam’s epilator!
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #NZComedy #OccamSRazor -
Crystals
A large number of experiments have shown crystals to be just as effective as homeopathy without running the risk of water borne diseases.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Crystals #Homeopathy #NZComedy #Sick -
Homeopathetic
Don’t say “Homeopathic”, call it what it is “Homeopathetic.”
(Repost)
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Homeopathetic #Homeopathy #NZComedy -
Homeopathy Drowning
Homeopathic cure for drowning: Start with water & dilute it with water until there is no water left.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Drowning #Homeopathy #NZComedy #Water -
Flat tyre.
Q: How many homophobes does it take to change a tyre?
A: One, the others stay in the car so they don’t touch his bum.
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Free Comedy, Pt Chev, 9/1/26
Free outdoor open mic comedy at 6:30 pm on Friday, 09/01/26 in Coyle Park, 528 Point Chevalier Road, Point Chevalier.
In the event of even light rain we will probably need to cancel.
It’s summer but may become cold so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is an outdoor venue a fully accessible venue with on-street parking and near the 66 and 101 bus routes.
You’re very welcome to come along and laugh but if you’d like to use the mic to tell a few jokes, just let the MC know and we’ll slot you in.
As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://park.comedyshow.nz/events/pt-chev-library-comedy-2/ for more info.
Organisers: Julia and Tessa Clement.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #NZComedy #OpenMicComedy #PointChev #PointChevComedy #PtChevComedy #PtChev
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Free Comedy, Pt Chev, 4/12/25
Free new material outdoor open mic comedy at 6:30 pm on Thursday, 04/12/25 in Coyle Park, 528 Point Chevalier Road, Point Chevalier.
In the event of even light rain we will probably need to cancel.
It’s still spring & may become cold so BRING SOMETHING WARM TO THROW ON.
Free, but koha gladly accepted.
This is an outdoor venue a fully accessible venue with on-street parking and near the 66 and 101 bus routes.
You’re very welcome to come along and laugh but if you’d like to use the mic to tell a few jokes, just let the MC know and we’ll slot you in. As an open mic we can’t control the jokes that individual comedians tell, parental discretion is advised.
Check the event at https://park.comedyshow.nz/events/pt-chev-library-comedy-6/ for more info.
Organisers: Julia and Tessa Clement.
#aucklandcomedy #comedy #parkComedy #pointChev #pointChevComedy #ptChevComedy #ptchev
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Occam’s?
I’ve come to the conclusion that conspiracy theorists bypass Occam’s razor in favour of Occam’s epilator!
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #ConspiracyTheorists #NZComedy #OccamSRazor