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  1. Here we go again, some people have started hoarding toilet paper.

    "Yesterday afternoon, the Herald observed several shoppers at Pak n Save Mt Albert with trolleys full of water and toilet paper as queues started to form."

    Honestly, it's a cyclone which is unlikely to give you diarrhoea. Toilet paper is the least of your worries.

    nzherald.co.nz/nz/cyclone-vaia

    #CycloneVaianu #ToiletPaper

  2. Now that we’ve all noticed and are complaining about the shrinkflated narrow rolls of toilet paper, look soon for some brand to introduce a “wide” roll selling at a very premium price.

    #shrinkflation #ToiletPaper #ToiletRoll

  3. #throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻

    Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔

    Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵

    #tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor

  4. #throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻

    Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔

    Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵

    #tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor

  5. to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a store. 🧻

    Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔

    Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵

  6. #throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻

    Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔

    Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵

    #tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor

  7. #throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻

    Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔

    Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵

    #tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor

  8. Sooo.... Which are you?

    I'm chaotic neutral.
    TP's probably under the sink... It's a gamble whether or not you can reach it

    #poop #toiletpaper #chaoticneutral

  9. Sooo.... Which are you?

    I'm chaotic neutral.
    TP's probably under the sink... It's a gamble whether or not you can reach it

    #poop #toiletpaper #chaoticneutral

  10. Sooo.... Which are you?

    I'm chaotic neutral.
    TP's probably under the sink... It's a gamble whether or not you can reach it

    #poop #toiletpaper #chaoticneutral

  11. Sooo.... Which are you?

    I'm chaotic neutral.
    TP's probably under the sink... It's a gamble whether or not you can reach it

    #poop #toiletpaper #chaoticneutral

  12. #WhenYouElectMe, we’re fixing toilet paper. All TP sold in the US will have to carry a label adhering to a standard unit of measurement, the Wipe-Inch, defined as one square inch of one side of the TP, regardless of ply count.

    No more guessing “can 4 ultra rolls wipe more ass than 6 mega rolls?” You’ll just be able to compare the Wipe-Inches number on the package. 🧻💩

    #ToiletPaper #ShitTickets #poop #wipe

  13. My new scanner arrived! So I had to draw a small picture to test it. Dragonair is protecting its trainers toilet paper lair.

    #MastoArt #art #pokemon #dragonair #toiletPaper #lair #TraditionalArt #posca

  14. 🧻 UX lessons from toilet paper. Not all features of your product need to be advertised in every context. This leaves me with more questions than answers.

    – Wait, what. Do other brands of toilet paper have artificial flavors? News to me.

    – If this particular toilet paper does not have artificial flavors, does it still have natural flavors? Vanilla only, choco… Nope.

    – 100% recycled. I suppose that makes sense. If you had not also mentioned the presence of flavors.

    Photo credit: My mom sent this to our extended family chat thread.

    #Flavor #Humor #Potty #ToiletPaper #UX

  15. Ohhh, zit dat zo!! Ik betaal al 2x zoveel voor toiletpapier als een jaar geleden, gaan ze ook nog de binnenrol groter maken zodat er minder velletjes op een rol zitten! Grrr! #toiletpapier #teepee #toiletpaper #scam

  16. Should toilet paper be hung over or under? The fate of mankind depends on your answer. 🧻 #ToiletPaper #Poll #RightWay #WrongWay

  17. CW: Kittens who are Up To No Good (eye contact)
    One year ago today, I took what is probably the best picture of these kittens I've ever taken.

    #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Shenanigans #Hijinks #ToiletPaper
  18. THE GREATEST NECESSITY OF THE AGE – THE HISTORY OF TOILET PAPER?

    Have you ever wondered why it's customary to shake hands with the right hand? Humans have not always enjoyed the luxury of 4 ply cloud soft cushion. The finest man in toilet paper security (Mr Whipple) knows this, and that's exactly why he implored: "PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!".

    Aside from the left-hand, some of the first tools used for "throne" hygiene, are listed below. Just a submission from the archives of #UselessTrivia that clutters my mind. Someone said "useless trivia" was the hashtag game today. Maybe they were stoned.

    Thousands of years ago, Hygiene sticks, known as salaka, cechou and chugi were used. Many were basically a sponge on a stick.
    For the longest time, the Sears catalog was a favorite, as well as another publication. Have you ever wondered why the "Farmers Almanac" has a punch-hole in the top corner? This was the reason. The hole was "punched" so the magazine could be hung on a hook in the outhouse. Not kidding. Later, something called Apothecary paper was marketed but, people began to use this invention as stationary because of the quality of the paper. This paved the way for the more modern version of toidy tissue textiles.

    Touted as:
    "The Greatest Necessity of the Age", in 1857, Joseph Gayetty introduced:

    "GAYETTY'S MEDICATED PAPER FOR THE WATER CLOSET"

    The image and article below tells the rest. Considering the other options, can you think of any better invention? Given a choice between toilet paper and the internet... my clean behind and I, would miss all of you very much.

    history.com/news/toilet-paper-

    OutOfExile_IDR © 2022

    #humor #ToiletPaper #inventions #hygiene #relief #bathroom #Jocularistians #BathroomHumor #lavatory #restroom #PitStop #HashtagGames #UselessTrivia