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#shart — Public Fediverse posts

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  1. CW: shart joke

    A #shart is just nature's way of reminding you to change your underwear.

  2. do you think mastodon users call shitposting shittooting? like here's my #shart

  3. A #shart is just nature's way of reminding you to change your #underwear.

  4. "Shit! I sharted!"

    "You need a sharts container, then."

    "What???"

    (I ordered a new sharps container a few days ago.)

    #shit #shart #SharpsContainer #nonsense

  5. CW: scatological joke

    "What's that brown stuff coming down your leg?"

    "Oh... that... yeah... I did not just shart. I oversharted."

    " :catthinking: I don't think that's a thing. You just pooped your pants."

    "Alas..."

    #shart #poop #pants #oversharting #joke #nonsense

  6. My instance did not like the four (4) second 13.8mb video, so here it is on youtube.
    YT decided to make it into a #shart thanks to it being short and vertical. Not my first choice.
    youtube.com/shorts/FAOWEQTiq4k

  7. There's a Twitch channel I like a lot that does something called #Shart every stream: It stands for sharing art. An important thing about this is to not gatekeep #NoAI art.

    I think we should make that tag a thing here on the fediverse. I'll go first.

    This is my first serious attempt at #OilPastels. I'd done a few sketches here and there, but this was the first time I sat down with the intent to "make #art" in the medium.

    And yes, I cut the frame myself, why do you ask? 😅

  8. When I first moved to the US, I learned an amazing word - #shart. It's when you try to fart but you shit yourself.

    Now, is there a word for when this is all provoked by a mighty sneeze!?

  9. One of my favourite, unique (I think) features of my #chainagram #puzzle is that you can build up your own personal dictionary of words by disputing its decision on what is or isn't a word. Excellent example today in the images below - I'm sure all of you out there will agree that SHART is definitely a word (as does Wiktionary en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shart)

    #shart #etymology #words #dictionary

  10. @bradknowles @maddramaqueen @iyalei don’t know any of you but it separately occurred to me that a bad #toot should be a #shart