#shart — Public Fediverse posts

Woman with an unfortunate name has a hilarious warning for all parents-to-be

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/woman-with-unfortunate-name-has-hilarious-warning-for-all-parents-ex1/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=woman-with-unfortunate-name-has-hilarious-warning-for-all-parents-ex1

Woman with an unfortunate name has a hilarious warning for all parents-to-be

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/woman-with-unfortunate-name-has-hilarious-warning-for-all-parents-ex1/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=woman-with-unfortunate-name-has-hilarious-warning-for-all-parents-ex1

Reminder

A shart is just nature’s way of reminding you to change your underwear.

Chipmunks sharting on an open fire, Jack Frost pooping on your nose

(I swear I love Nat King Cole. What's wrong with me? 😭 )

#shart #poop #shit #CorruptedLyrics #NatKingCole #TheChristmasSong

The Byzantium Hippopotamus #biocard. More stuff at: https://sifillis.com/

#books #book #illustration #illustrationart #hippo #hippos #hippopotamus #hippopotamuses #hippopotami #brad #zine #zines #90s #vcr #vhs #90szine #byzantium #farts #farting #fart #shart #sharts #sharting #booksbooksbooks #indieauthor #GIJoe #soda #bookstodon #bookstadon

Soda Olheiser, the main protagonist of THE SIFILLIS STORIES, as she appeared in the 1998 animated series. Read about her at sifillis.com!

#book #books #zine #zines #ZINEフェス東京 #ZINEフェス仙台 #BooksWorthReading #Bookstagram #bookstore #BooksAndRoses #illustration #illustrationart #bookstodon #BookStadon #fart #farts #farting #fartwednesday #shart #sharts #sharting #shartwednesday #soda

@puppygirlhornypost2 I'd love to #shart every day

The Non-Alien Feces Game! More stuff at sifillis.com!

#printandplay #printandplaygame #book #books #zine #zine #ZINEフェス東京 #game #feces #poop #poo #poopoo #poopinpants #chigger #woodtick #puppet #puppets #sifilis #booksky #bookstodon #bookstagram #booktwt #shart #doody #doodoo #splatter #toilet #poopies #doodies #bathroom #bathroomhumor

do you think mastodon users call shitposting shittooting? like here's my #shart

do you think mastodon users call shitposting shittooting? like here's my #shart

A #shart is just nature's way of reminding you to change your #underwear.

I got my new sharts... dammit... sharps container. :catjam:

#SharpsContainer #shart

I got my new sharts... dammit... sharps container. :catjam:

#SharpsContainer #shart

"Shit! I sharted!"

"You need a sharts container, then."

"What???"

(I ordered a new sharps container a few days ago.)

#shit #shart #SharpsContainer #nonsense

"Shit! I sharted!"

"You need a sharts container, then."

"What???"

(I ordered a new sharps container a few days ago.)

#shit #shart #SharpsContainer #nonsense

Remember folks:

Sharting is caring!

#PSA #shart #care #ShartingIsCaring

Remember folks:

Sharting is caring!

#PSA #shart #care #ShartingIsCaring

My instance did not like the four (4) second 13.8mb video, so here it is on youtube.
YT decided to make it into a #shart thanks to it being short and vertical. Not my first choice.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FAOWEQTiq4k

My instance did not like the four (4) second 13.8mb video, so here it is on youtube.
YT decided to make it into a #shart thanks to it being short and vertical. Not my first choice.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FAOWEQTiq4k

The #weather forecast. Scattered sharts.

#shart

The #weather forecast. Scattered sharts.

#shart

There's a Twitch channel I like a lot that does something called #Shart every stream: It stands for sharing art. An important thing about this is to not gatekeep #NoAI art.

I think we should make that tag a thing here on the fediverse. I'll go first.

This is my first serious attempt at #OilPastels. I'd done a few sketches here and there, but this was the first time I sat down with the intent to "make #art" in the medium.

And yes, I cut the frame myself, why do you ask? 😅

There's a Twitch channel I like a lot that does something called #Shart every stream: It stands for sharing art. An important thing about this is to not gatekeep #NoAI art.

I think we should make that tag a thing here on the fediverse. I'll go first.

This is my first serious attempt at #OilPastels. I'd done a few sketches here and there, but this was the first time I sat down with the intent to "make #art" in the medium.

And yes, I cut the frame myself, why do you ask? 😅

When I first moved to the US, I learned an amazing word - #shart. It's when you try to fart but you shit yourself.

Now, is there a word for when this is all provoked by a mighty sneeze!?

When I first moved to the US, I learned an amazing word - #shart. It's when you try to fart but you shit yourself.

Now, is there a word for when this is all provoked by a mighty sneeze!?

One of my favourite, unique (I think) features of my #chainagram #puzzle is that you can build up your own personal dictionary of words by disputing its decision on what is or isn't a word. Excellent example today in the images below - I'm sure all of you out there will agree that SHART is definitely a word (as does Wiktionary https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shart)

#shart #etymology #words #dictionary

One of my favourite, unique (I think) features of my #chainagram #puzzle is that you can build up your own personal dictionary of words by disputing its decision on what is or isn't a word. Excellent example today in the images below - I'm sure all of you out there will agree that SHART is definitely a word (as does Wiktionary https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shart)

#shart #etymology #words #dictionary

@bradknowles @maddramaqueen @iyalei don’t know any of you but it separately occurred to me that a bad #toot should be a #shart

A.I. develops LULZ. @CSB We're all DOOMED. #shart https://youtu.be/-u1AjklSYNA