#bathroomhumor — Public Fediverse posts

Ah, the endless quest for the elusive throne room! 🚽 JSTOR's deep dive into the disappearance of public bathrooms will leave you pondering why they vanished faster than your will to finish this article. Spoiler: It's not as intriguing as the title suggests, but hey, at least they tried to flush out some answers. 🙄
https://daily.jstor.org/where-did-all-the-public-bathrooms-go/ #publicbathrooms #JSTOR #restroomdisappearance #urbanexploration #bathroomhumor #flushingoutanswers #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, modern wisdom at its finest: 🚽 "Stop scrolling on the throne, embrace the art of staring at bathroom tiles!" 🤦‍♂️ Because obviously, the best moment for deep reflection is pants-down, mid-poop. 🧘‍♂️
https://nate.spot/no-phone-while-poop/ #modernwisdom #bathroomhumor #deepthoughts #socialcommentary #lifeadvice #HackerNews #ngated

Don't use your phone while you poop

https://nate.spot/no-phone-while-poop/

Comments: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49221939

#HackerNews #phoneetiquette #bathroomhumor #healthtips #digitaldetox #mindfulness

Last night we determined my character is helping to save a post apocalyptic world… by taking a dump. Yay #random #SCP #TTRPg gaming weird event wherein #bathroomhumor is saving a world… I never thought that would be something I accomplished.

The Non-Alien Feces Game! More stuff at sifillis.com!

#printandplay #printandplaygame #book #books #zine #zine #ZINEフェス東京 #game #feces #poop #poo #poopoo #poopinpants #chigger #woodtick #puppet #puppets #sifilis #booksky #bookstodon #bookstagram #booktwt #shart #doody #doodoo #splatter #toilet #poopies #doodies #bathroom #bathroomhumor

https://punnypeak.com/grout-puns/
"Why did the grout go to therapy?
Because it was feeling ""tiled"" down!

#grout #bathroomhumor #homedecor #tilework #puns #funny #homerenovation #homeimprovement #comedy #badpuns"

Ahhhh… the things written on men’s room walls

#meme #BathroomHumor

I forgot how much I love Stan Kelly
https://www.theonion.com/wrong-john-silver-1850786555
#theonion #cartoon #bathroomhumor

THE GREATEST NECESSITY OF THE AGE – THE HISTORY OF TOILET PAPER?

Have you ever wondered why it's customary to shake hands with the right hand? Humans have not always enjoyed the luxury of 4 ply cloud soft cushion. The finest man in toilet paper security (Mr Whipple) knows this, and that's exactly why he implored: "PLEASE, DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!".

Aside from the left-hand, some of the first tools used for "throne" hygiene, are listed below. Just a submission from the archives of #UselessTrivia that clutters my mind. Someone said "useless trivia" was the hashtag game today. Maybe they were stoned.

Thousands of years ago, Hygiene sticks, known as salaka, cechou and chugi were used. Many were basically a sponge on a stick.
For the longest time, the Sears catalog was a favorite, as well as another publication. Have you ever wondered why the "Farmers Almanac" has a punch-hole in the top corner? This was the reason. The hole was "punched" so the magazine could be hung on a hook in the outhouse. Not kidding. Later, something called Apothecary paper was marketed but, people began to use this invention as stationary because of the quality of the paper. This paved the way for the more modern version of toidy tissue textiles.

Touted as:
"The Greatest Necessity of the Age", in 1857, Joseph Gayetty introduced:

"GAYETTY'S MEDICATED PAPER FOR THE WATER CLOSET"

The image and article below tells the rest. Considering the other options, can you think of any better invention? Given a choice between toilet paper and the internet... my clean behind and I, would miss all of you very much.

https://www.history.com/news/toilet-paper-hygiene-ancient-rome-china

OutOfExile_IDR © 2022

#humor #ToiletPaper #inventions #hygiene #relief #bathroom #Jocularistians #BathroomHumor #lavatory #restroom #PitStop #HashtagGames #UselessTrivia

Tomorrow is colonoscopy day (the fun of getting older!). So just know that while you're enjoying hanging out and watching the Super Bowl (or Puppy Bowl if that's your thing), while chowing down on wings and beer, my day won't be as fun. I'll be fasting all day and spending the evening (into the night) making the bathroom my new man cave! 🧻🚽

Wish me luck and let the fun begin! 😂

#livingthedream #mmmlaxatives #bathroomhumor #toilet #laxatives #poop #sirpoopsalot 💩 #colonoscopy #colonoscopyprep