#autocorrect — Public Fediverse posts

Question eOS, ou Android j'en sais trop rien. J'ai désactivé le correcteur orthographique dans les paramètres mais en fait ça me corrige toujours. Il y a des menus cachés par application ? Une formule magique à prononcer un soir de pleine lune ?

C'est soûlant quand j'écris "re" et qu'il corrige en "le" 👿

Le repartage éloigne la canicule.

#eOS #android #Fairphone #fairphone6 #autocorrect

#Autocorrect made it to press! #jamespatterson

Autocorrect, always trying to convince me that food isn’t a real word.

#Autocorrect #AI

Autocorrect, always trying to convince me that food isn’t a real word.

#Autocorrect #AI

I'm sorry, wtaf logseq?

#logseq #spellcheck #autocorrect

I'm sorry, wtaf logseq?

#logseq #spellcheck #autocorrect

I'm sorry, wtaf logseq?

#logseq #spellcheck #autocorrect

I'm sorry, wtaf logseq?

#logseq #spellcheck #autocorrect

I'm sorry, wtaf logseq?

#logseq #spellcheck #autocorrect

Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?

A: #Autocorrect!

Toad Redux

Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?

A: Autocorrect!

Toad Redux

Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?

A: Autocorrect!

🤖 Oh dear, Marcin Wichary discovered the groundbreaking feature of... a program moving the mouse pointer! 🌟 This technological marvel, known since the dawn of computing, has our dear author wrestling with philosophical dilemmas about digital consent. 🖱️ Next week, he grapples with the existential crisis of #autocorrect. 📱
https://unsung.aresluna.org/mouse-pointer-as-a-mere-mortal/ #mousepointer #digitalconsent #technology #existentialcrisis #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Oh dear, Marcin Wichary discovered the groundbreaking feature of... a program moving the mouse pointer! 🌟 This technological marvel, known since the dawn of computing, has our dear author wrestling with philosophical dilemmas about digital consent. 🖱️ Next week, he grapples with the existential crisis of #autocorrect. 📱
https://unsung.aresluna.org/mouse-pointer-as-a-mere-mortal/ #mousepointer #digitalconsent #technology #existentialcrisis #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Oh dear, Marcin Wichary discovered the groundbreaking feature of... a program moving the mouse pointer! 🌟 This technological marvel, known since the dawn of computing, has our dear author wrestling with philosophical dilemmas about digital consent. 🖱️ Next week, he grapples with the existential crisis of #autocorrect. 📱
https://unsung.aresluna.org/mouse-pointer-as-a-mere-mortal/ #mousepointer #digitalconsent #technology #existentialcrisis #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Oh dear, Marcin Wichary discovered the groundbreaking feature of... a program moving the mouse pointer! 🌟 This technological marvel, known since the dawn of computing, has our dear author wrestling with philosophical dilemmas about digital consent. 🖱️ Next week, he grapples with the existential crisis of #autocorrect. 📱
https://unsung.aresluna.org/mouse-pointer-as-a-mere-mortal/ #mousepointer #digitalconsent #technology #existentialcrisis #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 Oh dear, Marcin Wichary discovered the groundbreaking feature of... a program moving the mouse pointer! 🌟 This technological marvel, known since the dawn of computing, has our dear author wrestling with philosophical dilemmas about digital consent. 🖱️ Next week, he grapples with the existential crisis of #autocorrect. 📱
https://unsung.aresluna.org/mouse-pointer-as-a-mere-mortal/ #mousepointer #digitalconsent #technology #existentialcrisis #HackerNews #ngated

Tuli muuten mieleen, että kirjoittelin tänään opiskelijalle viestin: ”Don't come to school when Dick”. (Hän oli ilmoittanut olevansa nuhassa ja kysyi, tuleeko silti.) #autocorrect #opejuttuja

I've finally convinced #Autocorrect that I'm unlikely to say "I don't give a **water bird**."

Now for the rare occasion when I want to keep my duck.

Autocorrect

I’ve finally convinced Autocorrect that I’m unlikely to say “I don’t give a water bird.”

Now for the rare occasion when I want to keep my duck.

~ → locat GTS
zsh: correct 'locat' to 'lolcat' [nyae]?

🙈

#locate #lolcat #cli #shell #autocorrect

@OpenComputeDesign

Heh, reminds me of circa 2001, when I had a coworker named "Grace Teh." MS Word LOVED her last name. XD

Come to think of it, that's probably when I adopted the silly tendency to accentuate things with misspelling, all-caps, and underscores, like TEH_GREATEST. XD

That was actually the first time I ever saw #AutoCorrect. Word didn't just red-squiggly-line her name, it instantly corrected Teh to The, and I had to learn to hit ctrl-z right after typing her name. ;)

Apple autocorrect: I have never and will never use the word "Shiftiness." I often use the word "shittiness," however.

#Apple #autocorrect #ios #lexicon

I hate the way #autocorrect censors my posts.

Every fishing line.

Censor

I hate the way autocorrect censors my posts.

Every fishing line.

Is it me, or iOS autocorrect has been getting worse and worse for a while now? 🙄🤬

#iOS #Apple #AutoCorrect

Can't argue with that

https://piefed.zip/c/microblogmemes/p/1224386/can-t-argue-with-that

I'm trying to type the word `part.revision` in our wiki because this is a database field I'm trying to document.

It keeps #autocorrect ing this to `part. Revision` because it thinks I'm actually starting a new sentence and am too stupid to add the space and capitalize the first word.

@littlemiao I believe in #makeyourownerrors, so I switched #autocorrect off.

Laitoin vai laiton?

AC päätti sen olevan laiton.

#autocorrect #iPhone

I hate the way #autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.

The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

Auto Corrupt?

I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.

The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

Sigh. After all these years, Apple’s autocorrect still does this. Yet, I’ve never ever used the word in any of my typing or work … I guess it’s trying to tell me something.

#apple #autocorrect #failure

My wish list for #wwdc this year:

1) Revert #LiquidGlass, it's a cool idea but it's just unusable.
2) Fix #autocorrect... seriously. I spend way too long fixing text on my devices and for the love of God stop retroactively changing words after I've typed the next one.
3) Make #Siri useful again... actually useful. She's currently an egg timer and her other uses could be replaced by NFC tags / smart button. It's embarrassing.
4) Stop with #AppleIntelligence. Just, stop.

5) Fix end user prompts. Just stop popping up dialogs asking me to accept this, or elevate that. It's so tiring and just trains users to click the accept button for everything ... have you guys even watched your own adverts mocking Windows #UAC??
6) Relocate to Ireland. US #CloudAct means iCloud is untrustworthy, I'll be migrating away and recommending others do the same.
7) Keep going with Apple Silicon, your hardware is killing it.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Algorithmic cultural bias:

#autocorrect #ai #bias

"EkaKey - Công cụ AutoCorrect toàn cầu đầu tiên cho Windows với giao diện đơn giản! Ứng dụng open-source giúp sửa lỗi chính tả tự động trên mọi phần mềm. Tác giả mong nhận góp ý từ cộng đồng. Irony là typo lúc viết đây luôn! #AutoCorrect #WindowsTool #Côngnghệ #Mởnguồn 🔧"

https://www.reddit.com/r/SideProject/comments/1py2dx4/autocorrect_for_windows_pc_that_works_globally/

Autocorrect has been replacing him, her, them, they, me, you, and it is really getting annoying. 🙄

#Autocorrect

I'm using #AnySoftKeybord on my phone as #KeyboardApp, but I have a quite annoying #bug with the suggestions feature: It #autocorrect its suggestion, when deleting characters🫨

Makes it really annoying, when I want to change e.g. my search phrase slightly, or fix a spelling mistake, as it screws up the field 😑

Opened an issue, but I don't expect to see a fix soon 🫠
In the meantime I'll try keeping the suggestions off, but this also means no spell-checking 🥲

https://github.com/AnySoftKeyboard/AnySoftKeyboard/issues/4550

#BugReport

I'm using #AnySoftKeybord on my phone as #KeyboardApp, but I have a quite annoying #bug with the suggestions feature: It #autocorrect its suggestion, when deleting characters🫨

Makes it really annoying, when I want to change e.g. my search phrase slightly, or fix a spelling mistake, as it screws up the field 😑

Opened an issue, but I don't expect to see a fix soon 🫠
In the meantime I'll try keeping the suggestions off, but this also means no spell-checking 🥲

https://github.com/AnySoftKeyboard/AnySoftKeyboard/issues/4550

#BugReport

I'm using #AnySoftKeybord on my phone as #KeyboardApp, but I have a quite annoying #bug with the suggestions feature: It #autocorrect its suggestion, when deleting characters🫨

Makes it really annoying, when I want to change e.g. my search phrase slightly, or fix a spelling mistake, as it screws up the field 😑

Opened an issue, but I don't expect to see a fix soon 🫠
In the meantime I'll try keeping the suggestions off, but this also means no spell-checking 🥲

https://github.com/AnySoftKeyboard/AnySoftKeyboard/issues/4550

#BugReport

I'm using #AnySoftKeybord on my phone as #KeyboardApp, but I have a quite annoying #bug with the suggestions feature: It #autocorrect its suggestion, when deleting characters🫨

Makes it really annoying, when I want to change e.g. my search phrase slightly, or fix a spelling mistake, as it screws up the field 😑

Opened an issue, but I don't expect to see a fix soon 🫠
In the meantime I'll try keeping the suggestions off, but this also means no spell-checking 🥲

https://github.com/AnySoftKeyboard/AnySoftKeyboard/issues/4550

#BugReport

I'm using #AnySoftKeybord on my phone as #KeyboardApp, but I have a quite annoying #bug with the suggestions feature: It #autocorrect its suggestion, when deleting characters🫨

Makes it really annoying, when I want to change e.g. my search phrase slightly, or fix a spelling mistake, as it screws up the field 😑

Opened an issue, but I don't expect to see a fix soon 🫠
In the meantime I'll try keeping the suggestions off, but this also means no spell-checking 🥲

https://github.com/AnySoftKeyboard/AnySoftKeyboard/issues/4550

#BugReport

Why does #autocorrect "fix" everything except my real #typos?

Real Typos

Why does autocorrect “fix” everything except my real typos?

#aucklandcomedy #autocorrect #comedy #nzcomedy #typos

Just had the interesting thought occur to me that I'd like #autocorrect in my passwords and that's not actually insane?

I use #passphrases everywhere and I think everyone should.

Sometimes however, I typo somewhere while typing the dozens of characters; requiring me to type the entire thing again.

However, words are the source of entropy in my passphrases, not their characters.

Therefore, correcting any word that is not on the word list to the closest word that is would not diminish entropy.

Just had the interesting thought occur to me that I'd like #autocorrect in my passwords and that's not actually insane?

I use #passphrases everywhere and I think everyone should.

Sometimes however, I typo somewhere while typing the dozens of characters; requiring me to type the entire thing again.

However, words are the source of entropy in my passphrases, not their characters.

Therefore, correcting any word that is not on the word list to the closest word that is would not diminish entropy.

Just had the interesting thought occur to me that I'd like #autocorrect in my passwords and that's not actually insane?

I use #passphrases everywhere and I think everyone should.

Sometimes however, I typo somewhere while typing the dozens of characters; requiring me to type the entire thing again.

However, words are the source of entropy in my passphrases, not their characters.

Therefore, correcting any word that is not on the word list to the closest word that is would not diminish entropy.

Just had the interesting thought occur to me that I'd like #autocorrect in my passwords and that's not actually insane?

I use #passphrases everywhere and I think everyone should.

Sometimes however, I typo somewhere while typing the dozens of characters; requiring me to type the entire thing again.

However, words are the source of entropy in my passphrases, not their characters.

Therefore, correcting any word that is not on the word list to the closest word that is would not diminish entropy.

Why is autocorrect so fucking extra useless now?
I type "I" and "d" followed by "never" and the suggestions are "ID "Is" and emojis...

#ux #autocorrect #rhetorical