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  1. Coeliac Vegans!

    Attending a summer picnic and sitting there jealously looking at your friend's partner chomping on a scotch egg, your vegetarian friend enjoying a meatless scotch egg and your vegan friend eating scotch breadcrumbs??

    Worry no more!

    Simply remove the meat coat, the egg and the breadcrumbs and hey presto, your very own delicious scotch air! You'll be hungry but you're beachbodready!

    #toptip #vegetarian #vegan #coeliac #summer #picnic

  2. Vegans!

    Attending a summer picnic and sitting there jealously looking at your friend's partner chomping on a scotch egg and your vegetarian friend enjoying a meatless scotch egg??

    Worry no more!

    Simply remove the meat coat and the egg and hey presto, your very own delicious scotch egg breadcrumbs!

    #toptip #vegetarian #vegan #summer #picnic

  3. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    #TakeTheBus; #IT's a #NicerRide... 🚌

    #WithOtherPeople...

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  4. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    #Once you've #EatenEverything...

    Get #BradPitt #ToDo #TheWashingUp...

    #Or... #EdwardScissorhands...

    #SwervingSuggestion: #OnAPlate

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  5. @BunnyMama @Byronrabbit @Tardis @Satori

    I'm extremely glad. I get to sleep in my own bed for the first time in a week. After George's improvement, that's high on my list of things I'm #grateful for.

    George is a little less #thrilled. He clearly likes being home, but he doesn't like that the "grab George and give him #yucky #medicine and then put him in #bunny jail" routine is continuing here. Here is a photo of George in the home nebulizer chamber for the first time (he got this treatment at the Small Animal Clinic too).

    Top money-saving tip if you ever have to #nebulize an animal - or maybe a small child - at home like this. A dedicated #nebulizer device that can be hooked to a hose will cost something like CDN $90. But all they are is a high-pressure fan / air pump that blows air through a reservoir containing water, with a gentle heat applied to the water, so the air moving through picks up water vapour (and whatever else is dissolved in the water). The air goes out the hose to the mask (for adults/older children) or chamber (for young children, pets).

    You know what other device does that? A #CPAP machine. Since approximately all middle-aged men need one, and since you're supposed to have a spare in case your machine fails, you can use one for this purpose. Crank the #humidity setting to max, fill the reservoir with the water/etc you need to administer, and #voila - nebulizer for zero dollars.

    #zero #dollars #viola #TopTip #MoneySaving #hack #LifeHack #save

  6. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    #NeverUnderEstimate #ThePower of #AncestralPants... #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings...

    And, #FancyHats... And, #TheRightStaffℒ️

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  7. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

    One of #TheNiceThings about #BeingRetired is that #IF #OtherPeople want me to be #Somewhere I'm not; they #PickUp the #Cost...

    I now #OnlyFly #BusinessClass or #First and you'll need to #SendACar...

    Or #MSTeams... #MSTeams isn't #CompletelyTerrible

    I #NeverUseZoom... And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

    #StillTrueℒ️

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  8. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

    One of #TheNiceThings about #BeingRetired is that #IF #OtherPeople want me to be #Somewhere I'm not; they #PickUp the #Cost...

    I now #OnlyFly #BusinessClass or #First and you'll need to #SendACar...

    Or #MSTeams... #MSTeams isn't #CompletelyTerrible

    I #NeverUseZoom... And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

    #YoureWelcome

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    vmst.io/@PSiReN/11041414479625

  9. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    Don't #AskTheQuestion unless you're #ReadyForTheAnswer...

    #TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated

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  10. #Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...

    You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNopeℒ️

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    #NeverUnderEstimate #ThePower of #AncestralPants... #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings...

    And, #FancyHats...

    Do we #KnowAnyone with an #Antonov: #AN225...? #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT... With #FancyHats...

    #DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles

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  11. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

    Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNopeℒ️

    #Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...

    #Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

    #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentyTwo and #StuffToDo with another #LunarAwakening

    #Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammersℒ️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaffℒ️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

    And, #FancyHats...

    #IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff

    We're also #FineForBiscuits...

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

    "The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."

    You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...

    #LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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  12. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

    Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNopeℒ️

    #Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...

    #Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

    #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentyOne with another #LunarAwakening

    #Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammersℒ️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #MoreAura with #TheRightStaffℒ️...

    And, #FancyHats...

    #IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff

    We're also #FineForBiscuits...

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

    "The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."

    You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...

    #LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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  13. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

    Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNopeℒ️

    #Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...

    #Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

    #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwenty with another #LunarAwakening

    #Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammersℒ️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaffℒ️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

    And, #FancyHats...

    #IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff

    We're also #FineForBiscuits...

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

    "The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."

    You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...

    #LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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  14. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

    Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNopeℒ️

    #Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...

    #Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

    #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayNineteen with another #LunarAwakening

    #Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammersℒ️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaffℒ️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

    And, #FancyHats...

    #IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff

    We're also #FineForBiscuits...

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

    "The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."

    You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...

    #LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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  15. #Meanwhile...

    #PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

    Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

    And, #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenDragon...?

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

    #IF (and #IT's another #VeryBIG #IF) you don't want to #FollowPeople; you can #VeryEasily just #FollowHashtags... #AsWellAs #NotNecessarily #InsteadOf...

    But #DontForget about the #CrazyStalker(s) because "they/them" #DoLike to #Engage in #TargetedHarassment and #Plagiarism...

    #So... #GoodLuckWithThat

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  16. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    #TheNextTime some #RacistHomophobes / #MiserableMorons start #ChunteringOn about how #Multiculturalism has #Failed; #RemindThem of #AllThePeople that have #StoodBeforeThem and #MadeCivilisation #WorkForThem...

    #IT's not #AnyKind of #ZeroSumGame; #PluralityWins... For the #Plurality...!

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  17. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    #TheNextTime some #RacistHomophobes / #MiserableMorons start #ChunteringOn about how #Multiculturalism has #Failed; #RemindThem of #AllThePeople that have #StoodBeforeThem and #MadeCivilisation #WorkForThem...

    #IT's not #AnyKind of #ZeroSumGame; #PluralityWins... For the #Plurality...!

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  18. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    #TheNextTime some #RacistHomophobes / #MiserableMorons start #ChunteringOn about how #Multiculturalism has #Failed; #RemindThem of #AllThePeople that have #StoodBeforeThem and #MadeCivilisation #WorkForThem...

    #IT's not #AnyKind of #ZeroSumGame; #PluralityWins... For the #Plurality...!

    πŸ§™βš”οΈβ€‹πŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:loading:β€‹πŸ¦„:loading:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

  19. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    #TheNextTime some #RacistHomophobes / #MiserableMorons start #ChunteringOn about how #Multiculturalism has #Failed; #RemindThem of #AllThePeople that have #StoodBeforeThem and #MadeCivilisation #WorkForThem...

    #IT's not #AnyKind of #ZeroSumGame; #PluralityWins... For the #Plurality...!

    πŸ§™βš”οΈβ€‹πŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:loading:β€‹πŸ¦„:loading:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

  20. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    #TheNextTime some #RacistHomophobes / #MiserableMorons start #ChunteringOn about how #Multiculturalism has #Failed; #RemindThem of #AllThePeople that have #StoodBeforeThem and #MadeCivilisation #WorkForThem...

    #IT's not #AnyKind of #ZeroSumGame; #PluralityWins... For the #Plurality...!

    πŸ§™βš”οΈβ€‹πŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:loading:β€‹πŸ¦„:loading:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

  21. Is everyone #GettingExciticated for #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay, yet...?

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

    #IF you #Dollop #SomeMarmalade on your #CakeForBreakfast, #IT's #Healthy; because, #IT has #Frooties in #IT...

    #SwervingSuggestion | #CakesInCulture

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  22. I can #Say with #SomeConfidence that #Some of #TheMostExcitingPeople I've ever met have been in #NightClubs...

    There are, however, some #OccuptaionalHazards in #NightClubbing...

    You're only ever #MomentsAway from some #DizzyQueen #Dropping a #Bottle of #Poppers and #SubjectingEveryone to a #GasAttack on the #Dancefloor... #PopPopPop

    #TopTip: #BePrepared and #DressAppropriately

    #Man, I'm #SuchABoyScout...

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  23. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

    #DontForget; don't #Leave your #CakeOut in #TheRain...

    #RichardHarrisSaysSo...

    πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse: 🦹πŸ₯žβ€‹πŸ¦„πŸ₯žβ€‹πŸ¦Ή :fediverse:

    #MacArthurPark

    youtube.com/watch?v=sD-zTwi3_G

  24. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

    #DontForget; don't #Leave your #CakeOut in #TheRain...

    #RichardHarrisSaysSo...

    πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse: 🦹πŸ₯žβ€‹πŸ¦„πŸ₯žβ€‹πŸ¦Ή :fediverse:

    #MacArthurPark

    youtube.com/watch?v=sD-zTwi3_G

  25. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

    #DontForget; don't #Leave your #CakeOut in #TheRain...

    #RichardHarrisSaysSo...

    πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse: 🦹πŸ₯žβ€‹πŸ¦„πŸ₯žβ€‹πŸ¦Ή :fediverse:

    #MacArthurPark

    youtube.com/watch?v=sD-zTwi3_G

  26. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

    #DontForget; don't #Leave your #CakeOut in #TheRain...

    #RichardHarrisSaysSo...

    πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse: 🦹πŸ₯žβ€‹πŸ¦„πŸ₯žβ€‹πŸ¦Ή :fediverse:

    #MacArthurPark

    youtube.com/watch?v=sD-zTwi3_G

  27. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

    #CoolingMats are #QuiteCool... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

    #IT'll be #BiscuitTimeℒ️ again #Soon...

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  28. "And, with the #Loss of #BothHands for GBΒ£500...?! #Bargain...!"

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

    #DontLoseYourHead; or, your #FancyHat...

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    psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111858264494

  29. "And, with the #Loss of #BothHands for GBΒ£500...?! #Bargain...!"

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

    #DontLoseYourHead; or, your #FancyHat...

    πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:β€‹πŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦ΉπŸͺβ€‹πŸ¦„β€‹β€‹πŸͺβ€‹πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

    psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111858264494

  30. "And, with the #Loss of #BothHands for GBΒ£500...?! #Bargain...!"

    #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

    #DontLoseYourHead; or, your #FancyHat...

    πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:β€‹πŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦ΉπŸͺβ€‹πŸ¦„β€‹β€‹πŸͺβ€‹πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

    psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111858264494

  31. #TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals; especially for #HealthAndSocialCareProfessionals...

    #IF you are going to #Undertake a #CompetencyBased-#Interview; try to be just a #LittleBit #Competent... #IF you can't be #Competent; try to #Find a #CompetentPerson to #HelpYou...

    #Perhaps... #AlsoConsider: #ParityOfEsteem

    #YouAreWelcome

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